Enough playing around, which family is winning in a battle to the death? 6v7, weapons allowed.
i considered replying in earnest but realized I don't suck cock by choice
>>215686937Please bro
>>215686908Homer Vs Peter = pretty evenly matched. Marge vs Louis = mud wrestling fight Bart vs Chris = Chris has the strength, Bart actually smarter overallLisa vs Meg = Maybe MegMaggie vs Stewie = Probably Stewie The only wildcard is Brian.
homer and maggie carrying the simpsons, no chance though every family guy family member is bloodthirsty
>>215686908Peter has actual brawling experience with the giant chicken, probably helps a lot
>>215687263>Peter has actual brawling experience with the giant chicken, probably helps a lotHomer had a short career as a boxer beating up hobo's, and even bough Herbert Walker Bush... Though Bush was close to winning that one. https://youtu.be/kAyvQUNbpQw
https://youtu.be/Bc61cfiodYw?t=10
>>215687142brain is bitchmadeeveryone else 'cept brain wins their respective duel
https://youtu.be/RDqh8Bhovvw
>>215687263>>215687293Peter has STREET FIGHTING experience with the giant chicken, not brawling, homer has never dabbled in that so hes definitely screwed i can't fucking believe im taking this thread seriously
>>215687263>he never saw the meg and chris kingsman parody>stewie has death rays and shit
I think Meg and Stewie could duo the entire Simpson family.
>>215687433>IP Freelyheh.
This is gay but they would all get killed by Ricky Spanish
>>215687590>https://youtu.be/RDqh8Bhovvw [Embed]The one thing that is never explained in the Family Guy/ Simpsons crossover is why every "white person" in Springfield has yellow skin.
It's crazy to think that The Simpsons, now an ancient show, was barely 10yo when Family Man started.
>>215687142Brian quips at Santa's Little Helper but it's ineffective and SLH simply rapes Brian.
>>215686908Kino...https://youtu.be/glHjUFjjfy8
>>215686908Lisa would destroy meg
>>215688081>SLH simply rapes Brian.[spoilers] No she's just awkwardly positioning herself over- NOW she's violating Brian [/spoilers]
>>215688406>https://youtu.be/glHjUFjjfy8 [Embed]Lois's MUGEN sprite really does suck, in all fairness. https://youtu.be/SQq5kBZyF_o
>>215688406homer really has a kino moveset
Stewie could probably end the world as we know it if he wanted, he'd roast the simpsons from across the street.
>>215687637Anon, Meg only killed the Chicken because he refused to fight a girl. Not really a grand feat.
Stan solos.
>>215687637Maggie has shot multiple people
A reminder this trash Simpsons JEET SPAM is obviously the same redd*t faggot that incessantly SHITS the catalogue with pretty much all forced meme cancer on the board (Simpsons, FG, founder, better man, prison/“mc content, joker, JigC).Search “̶S̶e̶t̶h̶y̶ ̶b̶o̶y̶ ̶k̶e̶k̶i̶t̶s̶k̶i̶n̶o̶ ̶b̶i̶g̶c̶o̶c̶k̶c̶u̶m̶m̶e̶r̶ ̶k̶i̶w̶i̶f̶a̶r̶m̶s̶”̶ ̶(̶n̶o̶ ̶q̶u̶o̶t̶e̶s̶)̶ SANJAY POOR INDIA VILLAGE BOY it’s all his social ids if you want to connect the schizo discord dots yourself.SANJAY is certifiably JEET, mentally ill, compulsively obsessed with childish cartoons and male anal sex (“crust,” “rags). He hits on a single redd*t “joke” and SPAMS and samefags this same post over and over, relentlessly FLOODING the catalogue multiple times a day with LOW QUALITY cancer.His MO is always the same:- keep SHITTING the cancer over and over, it has to SHIT the catalogue constantly, multiple SHIT threads, and he reposts fails after they slide again and again.- SHITS samefags and bumps relentlessly (most of the SHIT replies here already)- SHIT as “contrarian” ..”why does it make you mad” or “what did X mean by this”- can’t help himself and inevitably SHIT his other cancer into the thred, like “QRD?”“b*skin Robbins,” “rockin’”, “kek, it’s kino” or some other obsessive tic.- SHIT gets angry when called out, denies it, and lashes out … then doubles down and goes schizoMentally ill JEETS always SHIT to familiar patterns. Now that you know it, you’ll see it. It’s obviously him. DO THE NEEDFUL and Deny his dopamine rush and do what must be done.
>>215691559Stan banderts.
>>215687142Lois has martial arts training and more brawling experience due to all the domestic violence with Peter. She’s edging Marge out, but only slightly. If Marge is currently overworked and hasn’t been to Rancho Relaxo recently? It’s anyone’s game. Chris is absolutely bodying Bart. His repressed rage will come out with that weird season 1 silence of the lambs voice. Bart is just a ten year old kid. It’s over.Maggie will kill Stewie. He talks a big game but she’s the one who actually had the guts to pull the trigger.Otherwise I agree. >>215687510With this poster too. Just about Brian being a fucking jobber.
