>the elves are leaving middle earth because uhh well they just are OKAY Bravo Tolkien bravo
They are leaving cause it's over
They were leaving because Elrond cringed hard as fuck everytime he remembered doing this and he had to get away from anyone who could remind him of it.
>>215687255Maybe to Elves, the race of men were like the Jeets of Middle Earth. Elves just wanted to go somewhere men couldn't follow.
>>215687458This>>215687255The future of luxury is going to be spending obscene amounts of money to avoid being with niggers and jeets
>>215687255they fucked everything up beyond the point of repair and now just decided to fuck off because they got invited back into the garden of edenits like if you made a massive fuck up at work and your boss is literally going to kill you over it but you also just got a cushy easy job offer that pays triple and is work from home
they are leaving because they live like tens of thousands of years and they don't want to stay in a shitty world where nothing is going to last
>>215687255The nooticed all the orcs in the neighborhood and skedaddled back to their ancestral homeland.
>>215687255the Elves slowly became depressed as fuck from seeing the mortals dying all around them. They had to go back, otherwise they would have lost to darkness.
>>215687255Because a big fucking war was coming and sticking around for it was optional.
>>215687255Elves were illegal immigrants and they HAVE TO GO BACK
>>215687550Is this canon?I haven’t read this shit in a while but it sounds plausible
>>215687255yeah I didn't understand why they had to
>>215687578yes its canon they got pretty scary from seeing mortals who they befriended just dying all the time as it would fuck you up too like if you lived forever.they couldn't help the world anymore. Elronds speech to Arwen basically puts this in a short version of what the Elves are going through.
>>215687578nothey got "depressed" from constantly losing wars and getting buttrapes and having all their cities and works torn down by orc chads. elrond could legitimately proclaim himself king of the noldor but doesnt even bothers because they are such a weak and dispersed joke now
>>215687255nigger fatigue has been a problem since ancient times tho
>>215687644i got the impression that even if the elves got their shit together and decided to rally with men, it wouldn't make a huge difference in the grand schemethe victory was entirely conditional on men finding the gumption to make a final stand and sending hobbits to mordor to destroy the ring.
>>215687644>orc chadswhy would anyone listen to your WRONG statements.
>>215687701right elves dont have anything left in middle earth worth defending. they arent a force and a large amount if not the majority of elves you see are actually silvan elves which are basically the niggers of elves who just immigrated to the strongholds of the more civilized elvesthe noldor and sindar dont even have kings anymore in middle earth. the entire thing with middle earth war for a war they lost anyway so its like an afghanistan situation where they are finally admitting that they lost but instead of ten years down the drain its like 3000
They are basically white people left in Africa. They realized all they did was in vain and if they stay they'll be devoured.
what race of humans (other than whites) would you entrust with the one ring and send to mordor?
>>215687953an ent? until the volcano of course...
>>215687953The people of papua new guinea are the closest thing to hobbits. So id go with them.
>>215687255a lot of orks have been moving into the neighborhood
>>215687255educate yourself on the topic of the departure of the fairies. don’t be gay, be informed.
They encountered a new form of easterling called "Indians" and wanted to leave
The world is running out of magic energy. This is why the Elves were lured to create rings that preserved the magic. With the destruction of the ring it is game over for the magical beings of Middle Earth.
>>215687255They left because magic was disappearing. Without magic they aren't immortal. They dipped because they didn't want to die of old age like filthy humans
>>215687953Obviously the Irish.>short>hairy with big hairy feet>can hide a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow nobody will ever find>will covet the ring, but nobody will ever find it anyway because it'll also be at the end of a rainbow>ring can only temp them with drinking>they're already powerful, it's just another lucky charm to them
Air pollution due to Smaug.
>>215687644Go back to hell Ivan
>>215690343this
>>215687255Imagine if white people could just sail west at any time and other races couldn't follow.Now you get it
It's called white flight. Not a strange phenomenon.
idiots.Elves are native to Middle-Earth and they actually love Middle-Earth MORE than Valinor because in Middle-Earth they are mighty but in Valinor they are servants of the Valar. Unfortunately, elves' immortality in Middle-Earth isnt perfect due to the Marring of Arda when the first dark lord knocked over the great lamps. The elves staying in Middle-earth and resisting their and the world wanning is called "the Long Defeat". They have been able to resist the long defeat using the 3 Rings of Power but knew they had to eventually leave for Valinor. But with the destruction of The One Ring and the depowering of the Three, it ended the Long Defeat. 120 years after the end of the story, all elves had left for over the sea.
>>215687255They are leaving because of the refugees and foreign specialists.
>>215692197none of this is canon btw
>>215692197based and sirmalion pilled
>>215687578Sort of.You know how when you're a little kid 2 weeks holiday feels like 2 months long but as an adult it feels less than 2?Men have short lives so the constant change in things like the seasons is quite slow and enjoyable change of pace. Elves don't even become adults unil their at the age most men start to die of old age. So it gets to point of feeling like everytime you blink, it's a new season. It becomes quite a strain.Imagine when you buy (actually buying, not renting) a house the pain of going through the legal and organisational nonsense, plus the actual physical stress transferring of stuff and settling in. We tend to only do that a few times in our lives at best. Now imagine for elves it becomes that for every week.
What was that subplot they added in Return with Arwen dying?
>>215687255the elves all have to leave in a long slow exodusthe last march of the ents a long slow march where they stand in a river and that's about itthe dwarves are all dead and for some reason no one phoned them in about 500 yearseverything's fucked, everything's dyingit's a miserable story and frodo should just have let voldermort have the necklace.
>>215687255they had to leave because they are even bigger failures than menElrond could have destroyed the ring, kill Isildur if need be. But he did nothing. Instead sulking for thousands of years.Literal chud race
>>215687255>Sauron is evil because...he is evilMillions of people think this shit is a masterpiere lmao
>>215690504>plant bomb in Sauron's car and/or boat>win
>>215693268>>Sauron is evil because...he is evilif you had read the books you’ll know he wasn’t really evil, just a min-maxxing autist that with his actions was completely ruining the world
>>215687255besides the fact that magic is vanishing,elves in LOTR are basically a weaker version of the gods,and they were never meant to interact with another races except for the faggy valar.thats why nature forces them to return to be lapdogs of the gods and live an stagnant boring life forever.
>>215692873movie bollocks
>>215687528how fucking sad is it that you have to contextualize that like a wage slave
>>215687255why that nigga Glorfindel didnt help in the war? dude is a superhero while most soldiers of the free people are some kind of midget
>>215687410this and the charlies angels pose from Silence of Lambs will forever be hilarious shots in serious films
>>215692197Faggot
>>215687578>>215687639isnt this how it works with pets? we are pretty much elves to dogs and cats specially if you know a family of ebin puppers family tree since your childhood up until your late years. elves are probably just bitch ass niggas.
>>215687255because they are pussiesit's a metaphor for suicidecels
>>215687255Their rings are what extended their lives, and with the destruction of Sauron's ring all other rings lost their power.So they escape to the "undying lands" to escape growing old in the mortal world. It's a reference to Celtic lore of Elves and other fae-folk living in a magical dimension in between worlds where time has stopped and no one ever ages.
>>215695082the WHAT??!!
>>215692903>the dwarves are all deadHow? They seemed pretty isolated from the war.Moria got wiped out, but the dwarves have other mines.
>>215695271True. Gimli himself came from another mountain, which is presumably the "Lonely Mountain" his father helped retake from Smaug in the Hobbit.
>>215687255They are like the shrinking white population of america. Except in this case, "Valinor" is fucked as well and they got nowhere to go.
>>215687644based Orcs. Elves are made for BOC.
>>215695271dwarves decay due to reproductive problems,they mix with men and become the germanic tribes.ME is supposed to be our world in times when there was still magic,so you need an explanation as to why we dont have ents,elves,dragons...etc
