>https://youtu.be/iBhpNZZ-Wwo?si=AeJA7A0kg7mSV0v0>The predator has a little cgi monkey sidekick like the one from Godzilla vs KongAhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahh
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Baby Preed moved on?
>elle fanning quipping in intense situations >Baby Groot/Yeed/Sumo tag along>Predator is also casually talking>Whimsical score>No actual human death, just botsI was worried when they said this would be pg-13.. now I really see why. Super family friendly predator
>predator has to save his cute little cgi buddy making baby noisesFucking kek. This franchise finally cooked
Why does the predator seem so human? Why is the synth screaming during the jump? She shouldn't feel fear.Also the made the predator too heroic. I thought they would to the line being an honorable protagonist but still potentially unfriendly and dangerous.
Lmao wtf
YOOOO MY NIGGA BABY YEED IS BACK BRUH! WE GLUPPIN ALL THE SHITTO BREHS!
>>215688035>those comments
of course they had to add glup shitto to it
>unironically hating Bud.
The entire Predator franchise has been one long build up to Bud.
>>215688842>he thinks anything on the internet is still real
>>215688035You know what I changed my mind. Can we have AI movies please right now? Like... right now please?
>>215688035Why the fuck does its voice sound like that? Travis of the Cosmos from Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
>>215689033>>215689099>BudBaby Preed
This movie looks like it’s for Chinese people.
>predator talkingwhew lad
>>215688035>alien planet has Earth floraKikenberg is such a lazy hack
>>215689437It's official name is Bud. He even has an action figure!
>>215688035Nooo not baby yeed
>>215688035This is a fucking cartoon
>>215689846I can see some burger king promotional tie ins
and elle is singing in this disney bullshit?
>>215688035WHAT THE FUCK
I need to adopt him so my baby can have a sibling. Where are preorders? I want to be a mommyreditor.
BABY CHUNGUS BABY PREED BABY CHUNGUS BABY YEED GROGGY CHUNGUS LIL SNEED BANEY CHUNGUS BABY PREED
Wao Predolorian starring Predo Pascale and Preedu
>>215688035Fuck these faggots I wanted more predator in different time periods. Do one with him in Afghanistan in the mountains
>>215688061>women touchDIRECTED BYDan TrachtenbergWRITTEN BY Patrick AisonJim ThomasPRODUCED BYRichard, John, Lawrence, Brent, Stefan, Ben, MarcThis movie looks retarded but what the fuck are you talking about?
>>215688035L O LL MA OO L
>>215690424zozzle
>>215688035>Predator: BabiesIt's the next logical step!
>>215688061Why do you think virtually every civilisation up until the early 20th century sought to restrict women's involvement in politics, the workplace and the arts? The result has been disastrous. We simply let our decadence and hubris lead us to ruin.
>how do we make scary male protagonist sympathetic?>give it a cute babyWhenever you see this, you can just tell it was a woman's idea.
>>215689124Stop posting that shitface
After Dek Slices The Tree You Can Tell CG Time But You Know What Who Cares Its Epic
Are they seriously copying the mandelorian?
>>215688035Just like GxK, I will call the sidekick Miles Morales
>>215688035Not so long ago, the Predator was a mysterious, barely verbal creature whose motives remained unclear beyond the trophy collection, a terrifying entity....And now...
>>215691544That's just hollywood these days. Try to make something that appeals to everyone by throwing in random bullshit that worked in other movies and end up with a product no one likes.
>>215690499>They is four things that will destroy the Earth. Women, niggers, faggots and Jews.
>>215691919White men literally invented the atom bomb
>>215691945white men literally invented everything else that matters
>>215691945>LITERALLY like sister yikes this GIVES chud anti-semite energy like fr fr on GODGet stabbed in the eye.
>>215691768>by throwing in random bullshit that worked in other moviesYet they just had to throw in what worked in Predator.Or - let's be crazy, fasten your seat belts - create something new instead of over exploiting another franchise.
>>215688035What is up with those comments?>Y'all gotta chill with posting so many clips. We're gonna go see it, don't worry.>So glad this guy brought my favourite alien franchise not only back to life but with this unique level of story telling and cinematography, just amazing.
>>215688035>PG-13 That’s gonna be a hard pass for me, dawg. Imagine making a gore-less Predator movie filled with just green Alien blood. KEK
>>215690499did Napoleon have a point?
>>215692358It’s YouTube. What did you expect? It’s full of turbo faggot NPC’s. It should be called “Faggot Tube” at this point.
>>215691978after covid 19 and marxism, nukes are the 3rd most fearsome jewish weapon of mass destruction
>>215690483TELEPREDDIES
>>215689033THIS IS SO HECKIN ADORABLE!!!
wasnt this supposed to be the movie that was going to be set in the trenches of WW1? wtf happened
>>215692358YouTube dissappears any slightly negative comments so you're left with that
>>215692417Yes
>>215692486Ever since the stitchmania caused by the lilo and stitch remake Disney has been desperate to make those big dollars again by having another friendly alien character to sell merch ofIts why the xenomorph got recently made into a puppy dog and shown as a baby
>>215690303All of these "men" are under women control aka leftist shit like prey shit
>>215689099Zamn, Crazy Frog looks like that now?
>>215690814How many sports memorabilia and funko pops does this guy own
>>215692417My emperor.
This looks like a kojima video game
>>2156923581) paid interns and employees being forced to do marketing (I had to do this when I worked in film production)2) pajeet shills3) bot comments>>215692400From what I heard there's still gore, just tyat all the characters are non-humans (every human onscreen is an android) so they found a loophole. Not sure if true tho.
>cgi slopfest>this will sell our movieAre they retarded?
>>215689033>>215689099>>215689846unironic paid shills. like the ones making the "clod" memes from Elemental and the "klaud" ones for Episode IXGenuinely kill yourselves
>>215688035what ps3 game cutscene is this?
>>215688035>He jumps on its back>No impact, no weight
>>215688035What is Scrat from Ice Age doing in my Predator kino?
I have not and will not watch Alien Ragnarok (or whatever it was called) or Alien Earth and I will sure as hell not watch this.
>>215688035People went to hard shitting on Predators (2010)
>>215693341It´s so sad seeing both of my fav extraterrestrial killers get reduced to happy meal toy level garbageFUCK
>>215688035I don't want to see that fucking thing in full daylight put the mask back on (over the nose) like who's idea is that?
Fuck Elle Fanning
>>215693272They added Sid the sloth to Alien so they felt they had to add some other Ice Age character to Predator.Ice Age is now connected to both
>>215688035Don’t care, still have imax tickets for Friday :^) the most violent & dark Pred movie is AVP Requiem. The violence does not correlate to quality.
How are Disney such a fucking atrocious studio
>>215688035when that little fucking gremlin jumps up and squeaks i lost my coolthere's no con here lads, they really do have a fucking grogu space rat AGAIN
>>215693444It needs to have personality or something so you have to see the face. For that reason they designed the ugliest predator ever. It makes a lot of sense if you don't think about it
>>215688035>>215689033PUPPY MONKEY BABY
Its insane how good the first predator film is and barely had any cgi. Rather than use it as a tool you have this incredibly fake looking product here, I mean is this cheaper than doing real effects ans prosthetics? No, and it looks worse, but there is no time or talent for the prior. Crazy I mean even Dek on his own looks fucking awful. Compare that to the predator from 1 and 2. He looks worse than PS4 models in this new film. There's no impact as they move about a cgi environment chased by cgi monsters. Ell fanning even needs half her body cgi'd off
>>215693763Is it true Elle has a nice ass?
>>215693856It's fucking great yeah, such a good ass, thst Disney had to remove it from the film
why are they turning predator into marvel slop?
>>215692687What's wrong with sports memorabilia thirdie ESL? I've made over two million dollars buying and selling it since 2020 (thank you wuflu you are my greatest ally). You jelly because you can't afford it? Send me four of your hottest 18-20 year old third world women and I'll give you a signed kit of the divegrass/povertykick player you wish to suck the nuts of the most.
In these dark days this is truly the Predator we need. A wholesome Predator for everyone. From that bullied, little immigrant girl to your "No Kings"-protesting grandma. This is everything
>>215688035>like the one from Godzilla vs KongYou mean GxK? That movie was downright putrid.
Die, you space faggot!
>>215693393>>215693603>Caring this much about how le heckin serious your made up alien fantasy slop is or isn'tJesus Christ, man. Grow the fuck up. There has literally not been a good Alien or Predator movie made since the fucking 90s. Get a job, get married, have children and move the fuck on.
>>215693987>rich and insecureDamn, anon is just like Elon Musk
>>215694047Do you feel adequately compensated for debasing yourself like this?
>>215688035why the fuck would it even consider food that small? it even passed the bigger predator to chase a monkey through grass... an indian made this.
>>215688035Dreidelwood is fucking cooked.
>>215694052>>215694073Samefag third world permavirgin accidentally replied to two different posts calling him a retarded loser. Imagine my shock.
>>215694047I dont want much out of life. Live, laugh, love, and don't make the predator fucking gay. That's all I ask
>>215694110bot post
>>215690227>not conquistadors vs aztec jungle god predator
>>215694073How exactly have I debased myself? You literally are having a meltdown about shit you should have stopped caring about 30 years ago. Go play with your super serious "action figures" that are MADE FOR ADULTS BECAUSE THEY HAVE SUPER REALISTIC MOLDS AND THE LEGOS I'M PUTTING TOGETHER AREN'T FOR KIDS BECAUSE IT'S SERIOUS MAAAAHM! Pathetic faggots like you should be hunted for sport and used as food for starving dogs.
>>215688035honestly kino as af fuck
>>215694166>You literally are having a meltdownit hit itself in confusion
>>215694125>If you tell the truth you're a botUnironically kill yourself you sub-90 IQ gorilla nigger.
>>215689033Porg coded
>>215694188>>s-samefag!>>ad hominem>>ad hominem>didn't actually say anything>>I'm just telling the truth>non sequiturbot post
>>215694047Drop the fucking act and projection already. Nobody cares as much about all this shit than people like you. Loser culture warriors who believe they're making "progress" by fucking around with toys for boys. Pathetic
>>215688035This looks like absolute shit
>>215688035looks bad why not just make another marvel movie?
>>215694226Did you literally reply to the wrong person or are you retarded?
>>215694223>No argument>Can't refute anything said>Y-y-you're a bot!Stupid fucking nigger faggot. Absolutely embarrassing.
It's definitely a bot.
>>215694156I am once again posting my concept for Predator: The New WorldRough pitch idea. No apologies for historical inaccuracies:>Starts with group of Aztec-affiliated slavers about to raid a village. Cut to the village elder, telling a story about the demon who comes every third generation to hunt the warriors of the tribe. Village elder holds up a piece of Pred blade wrapped in leather. Slavers attack. Warriors and women enslaved, forced to march out into jungle. Village elder tells slave captain they will be cursed and the demon will come for them. Captain orders his men to kill elder, torch village. Camouflaged Pred watches them march away from up in the trees.>Meanwhile, a group of conquistadors wants to sack the city the slaves are being taken to, but city is too well-defended. They see the slavers and decide to gamble with freeing them and getting their help attack the city. Some conquistadors killed, but one manages to free one of the warriors. Other conquistadors routed. The two flee into jungle. Pred watches.>In the Aztec city, slaver captain receives payment and is immediately killed by predator. Pred goes to where warriors are being held, kills all the guards, then picks up the guards' weapons and throws them in front of the warriors, then leaves.>Conquistador and warrior buddies make their way through the Aztec city to the ruler. Meanwhile, Pred is having fun killing Aztec soldiers, leaving city less defended.>Other conquistadors arrive, Pred switches to them. Fun chase scene through streets of unfamiliar Aztec city at night.>Finally pred confronts MC warrior. Pred tosses warrior the broken piece of Pred blade from the village at the beginning. FINAL FIGHT! Warrior just about to lose when conquistador MC shoots pred, wounding him so warrior can get the kill before pred finishes typing self-destruct. Warrior leaves. Conquistador accidentally nukes city.Ends with rebuilt village hut while new elder is telling story and holds up pred's mask.
>>215688035>they actually have the predator dialoguePathetic. They're trying so hard to reboot this into a full milkable franchise
>>215694347Training a LLM on 4chan posting habits is simultaneously easy and very hard. You need a human to somehow differentiate the various subtleties of shitposting and trolling and arguing because if they get all mixed up as the same thing it's pretty recognizable.
>>215694369How does the warrior escape the nuclear blast? It happens within a minute or so from the wrist piece being set off
>>215694166>"You literally are having a meltdown">proceeds to have a meltdown complete with all caps autistic screechingIronic
>>215694407The warrior leaves, then the conquistador starts poking around the predator's armor. Plenty of movie time.
>>215688035You mean like a hunting dog? The horror.
>>215694310You're on /tv/ policing comments shitting on your latest culture war slop. You stick out like crazy. Go volunteer and do something meaningful instead you fucking loser
>>215694166Lmao retard
>>215689033I really want to curb stomp it into fucking dust. Why does it have a pussy face
My brain completely shut off tensionless CGI nightmare slop in like 2022. I don't want to be racist but I think you actually have to be a brown third worlder who just discovered an LCD panel to feel anything watching that
>>215688035> In the future on a remote planet, a young Predator, outcast from his clan, finds an unlikely ally in Thia and embarks on a treacherous journey in search of the ultimate adversary.what exactly makes this the Predator even? literally could just be called Badlands
>>215694223>ergo
>Predator for kidsaaaaand it's dead.
>>215694751>HEY>I have a chip on my shoulder!k
>>215694762little girls to be precise
>>215694762Seriously, what the fuck is this Disney shit? It looks so bad.
>>215694793>vis-à-vis
>>215688035marvel is making a huge comeback with this one, whedon still has it
>>215694751>>215694856You forgot your image.
Ngl. After watching Predator 2018, nothing can be worse than it. I mean that even had a marvel "predator buster" suit at the end and this is pre Disney takeover. It literally has a plot about weaponised autism. I just, i don't know, it can't get any worse for as bland as this looks.
>>215694996That movie was a deliberate shitpost.
>>215689099Dan Trachtenberg is a fucking faggot lmao
>>215694996It won't be worse but people are gonna suck it off being the best since the original
>>215691544>beyond the trophy collectionWhat’s contradicting that here?
>>215693444This female Predator is supposed to evoke the "Other" it's just woke in a new cloak. DisneyZio slop. They don't care. Greater Israel beckons
>>215688035what the fuck is that face lmao
>>215688035>when you already cummed but she keeps suckin
>>215693570Are shills really so out of touch that they think people actually buy movie tickets days in advance?
>>215689458very much so
>>215691945Sorry we unlocked nuclear power and saved lives by making an enemy dead set on fighting to the last man, surrender. That was really mean of us.
>>215691945Jews did
