what's the most boring movie you've ever seen?
any movie made before 1995, ngl
The Hills Have Eyes 2 remake.
Solar babies
Eyes Wide Shut. It just drags on, and The Big Shocking Scene is not shocking at all.
>>215688584If pic is not unrelated then kill yourself.
>>215688584honestly when I watched pic related I thought it was going to be a slog. I was completely wrong I haven't been so enraptured by kino in a minute
high life
>>215688709Its up there.
The most boring maybe Godfather 3 or Only God Forgives>>215688614
>>215688591fuck I hate zoomers
A.K.A. Serial Killer (1975). But it was passive-aggressively boring, to the point of getting under your nerves and make you feel high anxiety. Really memorable experience
I watched black christmas recently and was struggling to stay awake
>>215688584some version of the scarlet letter they showed us in high school. it was so painfully boring the teacher said we could lay down instead of watching it if we wanted
>>215688968which version? theres at least 3 of them
>>215688968>black christmasyou mean running man?
>>215688985the 70s one
>>215688584Don't remember the name but philip seymour hoffman was sad about dead gf so he got addicted to huffing gasoline. I probably wouldn't have even liked it when i was 15 and actively looking for sad movies to watch. It is especially boring if you watch it as a balding 28 year old man. I'm not even sure why the gf killed herself i think the movie is just "wouldn't it be sad if your gf an hero'd". I've read greentexts with better writing.
>>215688584Everything by David Lynch, The Leopard (the one with Alain Delon), all studio Ghibli works, Vertigo, Wizard of Oz.For reference my favorite movies of all time are as follows in order:>Love Exposure>Under the Silver Lake>Red Cliff>Frantic>Match Point>Batman Returns>Kubrick's Lolita>Eyes Wide Shut>Kimi no Nawa>Vanilla Sky
>>215689031I'm trans btw
>>215688584The GodfatherThe English PatientKing Kong (the Jack black one)Australia
That trilogy before sunset etc my gf and i tried 3 times to give em a go and we couldn't
>>215688584Blade Runner
LOTR, it's such an ordeal. The meanderings of the books should not be part of a movie.
>>21568858413 Tzameti. You'd think a movie about Russian roulette would be fun.
>>215688584Im not sure how anyone can say Lawrence of Arabia is boring. It hooks you in from the first 5 minutes. That match cut to the music is amazing and I'll never understand if you find that boring.Also Quinn is absolute kino>The Turks pay me a treasure yet I am poor because I am a river for my people
>>215688584The last jedi, normally if i find a movie truly boring i'll just not watch it but i wanted to finish it because star wars
>>215688584It's a great movie but it is pretty goddamn boring
Entire second half of the film is a fucking dumpster fire
>>215688584Tim and eric billion dollar movie.
Take your pick.
>>215689294you know, recent shitty movies can be boring. you dont have to find a classic masterpiece and act like thats what shit actually is
>>215688584Kingdom of Heaven
>>215688584Thor: Ragnarokfriends dragged me to it. Otherwise I don't watch movies that I don't think I'll be interested in.
>>215689316The difference is that these are regarded classic masterpieces while recent movies rarely are. The only somewhat recent movie I'd put on that board is There Will Be Blood, and even that was nearly 20 years ago.
>>215689316most recent movies are boring. usually paint by numbers same old movie. That christmas movie made by the rock with chris evans last year being an obvious example
>>215688584oppenheimer
>>215689357exactly. this year has been pretty shit for movies so just take your fucking pick. a remake of lilo and stich is the highest grossing non chinese movie. followed by minecraft and Jurassic world (4!) now those are fucking boring movies
>>215689294Raging Bull really didn't hold up for me on a second watch. Can't speak on the others except Rosemary's Baby, which you're wrong about.
47 Ronin.I love Samurai films but this one was boring as hell, and they skipped the only potential scene of massive battle. Kenji Mizoguchi made great films but this was just shitty propaganda.
2001 a Space Odyssey for film, and Generation KIll for /tv/. Not including movies I've walked out of the theater on. I've probably forgotten a lot of others.
Couldn't get through
>>2156894167 samurai for me. Im sorry, but its 4 hours long and the magnificent 7 is just a way more fun movie to actually watch
>>215689445Ive seen posts online gushing about the long shot scene but I watched it again and it has some of the worst acting and choreography Ive ever seen
The Godfather 2 not even trying to be a contrarian but I felt like I was staring at a wall for 3 and a half hours
>>215688584Picnic at hanging rock. Paced like its a goddamn MKULTRA experiment meant to carve a little hile in your brain from boredom. Also the man who fell to earth seems like kino at the surface level but christ does it fucking drag. Like everything in the movie is dine at 75% speed.
>>215689480This, but Once Upon a Time in America
Lord of the Rings.
>>215689480Id say give it another try. The Vito scenes are great.>>215689497you are correct. and then some retards will recommend the 4hr cut with unfinished scenes
>>215688584Superman (2025)
>>215688584creepy ah yogurt monkey
>>215688584I watched this a couple of months ago and yeah god damn, so fucking boring. People had incredible attention spans in the past.I however, am a dopamine slave.Movie looks incredible though, there's no doubt about that. Even modern movies don't stand up to it.
>>215689527>>215689352>>215689245Some completely average capeshit is the most boring movie you've EVER seen? Simply not believable.
>>215689561I don't make it a habit to watch boring movies bro!!! Don't know what to tell you!!!
12 Angry Men. I can't believe nobody has mentioned it yet. I was forced to watch it in 6 different classes through high school and university. Holy fuck do I hate that movie.
>>215689561>>215689573actually WAIT my gf made me watch Pride and Prejudice with her once, literally fell asleep during that and she got mad lololol. Thor is still the most boring I've seen in theaters.
white men in arab clothes look so goofy
>Its a zoomers cant handle watching anything made before the 80's threadI hate this world
>>215688584This shitty lesbian movie
>>215689574it's torture, not just boring but lazy and with a shitty BLM message.
>>215688584Recently it was “good fortune” with keanu chungus
>>215689614Do they make out at least?
>>215689597Here's your (You). Obviously zoomers have a shitty attention span but that doesn't mean anything pre-80s is boring for young people. Ben-Hur, The Godfather, North by Northwest, OT Star Wars and the only Indiana Jones films that matter, The African Queen, Rear Window...
>>215689497That movie is the most boring film I've seen along with all Terrance malick movies made after and including a thin red line
dances with wolves. I started it a dozen times and never managed to finish it before returning it to blockbuster
Film snobs ITT be like
>>215688584The Godfather All Marvel movies
>>215689233>The Turks pay me a treasure yet I am poor because I am a river for my peopleThis scene is a the climax of the movie
>>215689666I think they did. I don't remember much from it
I dare anyone of you to sit this one through
>>215688584bait thread but this film looks like a trillion bucks. if it came out today it would win every single oscar that has to do with visuals. that's how bad the current era of indian labor camp produced computer slop is.
>>215688584The Revenant ironically.I could not care less about Leo wrestling a bear.
>>215689193Everybody gets bored when they watch Blade Runner for the first time, because they're expecting a gritty cyberpunky shoot-em-up. It isn't. It's high tech film noire. You gotta be in the right frame of mind.
>>215689997The first time I watched it it was right after the first time I saw The Empire Strikes Back. It was a hard act to follow
>>215689997>it's the audience's fault the movie sets bad expectationsWow looks I can handwave every shitty movie as an audience filter now.
>>215688584a clockwork orangei kept waiting for something to happen. waiting for this AMAZING movie that everyone praises to no end to show itself to me. but in the end, nothing happened, it was a shit story, and some pretentious artsy fartsy "commentary" or other. it was boring and gay. unironically, caligula was a better movie, and that bar is a tripping hazard in hell.
Stalker or solaris
>>215689780no, its like 45 minutes in.
>>215690165Im a big kubrick fan, but I will say clockwork orange gets overly praised. Its not even in his top 5 of movies
>>215689574>>215689634based I watched it in highschool as well and remember it being really fucking shit and boring I think half the films they make you watch in highschool is some form of punishment.
Larry Crowne. Starring Tom Hanks and Julia Roberts. Nothing happens and then it's over.
>>215690231I love stalker but found solaris extremely tedious and boring and couldn't finish it
>>215690165>>215690362Eyes wide shut had something like 15 minutes of the original film removed before release posthumously after kubrick's mysterious death.So I think the big reveal was removed by the movie exec's so the movie doesn't really make sense.
SUNSHINE
>>215690388Julia Roberts, there's your problem. shes never been in a good movie
Litetally fell asleep in the theatre, in fact a lot of his recent flicks could use some trimmingAlso fell asleep during The Shining
>>215688709Youre supposed to watch it with the sound off.If you watch it like a movie, it's harlequin slop for women. If you watch it like a silent expose, it's a blatant indictment of the jews.
>>215690482you just suck then. aviator and shining both rock
The Assassins creed movie, I fell asleep in the theatre
>>215688709Try watching kingdom of heaven extended cut
>>215690514Or you just have a high tolerance for boring slop because it gets sucked off here
Meet joe black
>>215688584Any movie made after 2012
>>215689742Classics are classic for a reason.Mvies made in current era are all bad.Hope it helps
the godfather but the wedding jesus it was though to get through
>>215690574I saw both those movies before 4chan even existed. cry more zoomer
>>215688584andy warhol's empire which is basically a glorfied webcam
the deer hunter>>215690433closer, mystic pizza, notting hill, pelican brief, stepmom, america's sweethearts, dying young
Suspiria 1977, absolute dogshit movie
lynch's dune
Death Proof
>>215690727FUCK the deer hunter
>Hey kid, wanna see a movie about dragons.>SYKE! Here's 4 hours of people doing chores.
tinker taylor soldier spy
>>215689031You are actually some kind of disgusting perv arent you?
>>215688591This unironically
>>215688584I watched this when I was 16 and thought the same thing.Then I watched it in my mid 20's and loved it.
>>215690834>people doing chores.That's practically all of Earthsea novels.
>>215688584Waste of my fucking time. I want my 2 hours back.
>>215689022Love Liza
>>215690834It's under 2 hours and i actually saw it in a theatre not so long ago with my bro. A decent film, but pretty forgettable i admit.
>>215689031Zoomers were a mistake
>>215689634The kid isn't even black, you're just retarded
Last Year at Marienbad
>b-b-but you don't understand. It's boring on purpose.I don't give a shit. This movie should have never been made
If you are older than 30 and try watching the Star Wars prequels, you'll realise how fucking boring these movies are (maybe except for the Phantom Menace, it's somewhat enjoyable on a lowbrow level)
>>215688584The Man Who Knew Too Much 1956 made me so bored that I fell asleep
Yeah, we really needed 1 extra hour of the trees talking.
>>215688584Akira
>>215692942phantom menace has charm but yes, attack of the clones puts me to sleep real bad
>Tenet>Superhero movies>fast and famiglia
>>215689574>Guinea pig after 3 days of nothing but food laced with tylenol
>>215692976Yea, the Extended Edition of the first movie is a straight upgrade, but the other two movies are actually better in the theatrical cut.
>>215689496I don't deny some parts are slow but once you understand the movie's tone as a sort of Proto- Twin Peaks I thought it was a lot more compelling. If you ever watch it again I think it'll hold up.
>>215689294Citizen Kane filtered me but I was also riding a stationary bike so that probably fucked with my focus
>>215688709What big shocking scene?
Anything Kubrick is painfully boring for me, like nothing ever happens. What a hack. Armageddon hardmogs anything he ever made.
>>215694760Serious or troll, you're dumb.
>>215688584Easily Skinamarink. Only movie to literally put me to sleep, I had to struggle to stay awake watching it at night.
>>215694779Don't care, at least I have FUN.
>>215688584
My friend and I watched it hoping for so bad it's good, but really it's just incredibly dull and so far it's the only movie in my life that actually put me to sleep.
>>215689081I forgot Australia existedHorrible shit film that never ends
>>215688584Actual answer: The Turin Horse>15 minute real-time shot of an old man steering a horse cart>15 minute real-time shot of an old man slurping soupThen I shut it off. This is supposedly deep art btw.
>>215692919This is the right answer. You fuckers don't even know about this insufferable shit, GOOD GOD. Like when people make fun of pretentious boring black and white foreign movies in other movies people think they're mocking Bergman or something but it's really this shit.
>>215695477Now watch Satantango. I want it to make you kill yourself.
>>215688591Home Alone? Even Home Alone!
>>215688584a chilean vampire movie.
>>215689294Solaris sucks so much.It turned me away from watching Tarkovsky.
Apocalypse Now is the most overrated movie ever. I watched every versions of it and they all stink. I genuinely believe Coppola was a good director on accident and made an entire career out of it. Same as Ridley Scott. One and a half good movies worth and a bunch of horseshit.If you want movies about war, watch Full Metal Jacket and Jarhead.
>>215695237I have a couple friends who like this movie. I hate it, it's so fucking stupid and boring and retarded.
>>215689574Watched my highschool theater club preform this. Longest 2.5 hours of my life.
>>215688584bladerunnerboth of them
>>215696677>Apocalypse Now is the most overrated movie ever.That would be The Deer Hunter
>>215696033Thanks!
It has to be Triumph of the Will. It's basically 2 hours of Nazis marching and some boring speeches.
>>215688741I agree but fuck you for using a double negative
>>215688584Every Nolan movie after Prestige.Every Villeneue movie after Sicario.
Roma, or whatever that black & white movie was called. I remember it pictured a hallway with a lot of dog shit on the floor very often for some reason, now I understand it's a self-reflection about the movie done by the director. It's also what cemented my opinion about Oscars being worthless.
>>215688591TZD
>>21568957412 angry men is literally textbook example of a good movieif you got filtered you have bad taste and should be ashamed
stalker. and i often like arty pretentious movies so i wasn't filtered, it was just unnecessarily long and slow for no payoff or reward. wasn't even a "wow, that really makes you think" kind of movie
>>215688584Whatever that George Clooney movie about saving artwork during WW2 is called. Felt like when you pick up a glass of something to drink and realize mid sip that it's water. Borderline disorienting. The Irishman. Just the whole thing. Sorry for being a zoomzoom Once Upon a Time In America Silence of the Lambs started out full of anticipation, was weirdly forgettable Holy shit you guys have bad taste, I hope most of this is bait this is pissing me off
>>215688584Meet Joe Black. The cast was very good except for MC Brad Pitt who was truly awful. Throw in an extra hour of business dealings.Could've been a good 2 hour film.
>>215697203Oh and Garden State, and POTC Dead Men Tell no Tales, and Elizabethtown (2005) with Orlando Bloom.
The Killer. Two hours of some asshole muttering to himself after botching an easy job.
>>215697198It's much better if you've read Roadside Picnic.
>>215689294Casablanca has excellent pacing, shouldn't be grouped with the others.
Love Actually, only watched at the wife's insistence.
>>215689233>Im not sure how anyone can say Lawrence of Arabia is boring.It's a 9 and half hour movie that's just British people britishly and quietly talking to each other sandwiched by a series of pointless (in the plot of the movie) battles.It's great if you're an epic film nerd who loves who it was all shot on location and shot using only natural sunlight and the logistics of having so many people and horses on set, etc.But it's definitely something you put on to fall sleep to for the average movie watcher, or something you put on in the background for an entire Sunday afternoon where you have to fold and put away laundry or cook a week's worth fo food or something.Otherwise just watch the Lord of the Rings movies or the chinese Hero if you just want more action and more people on horses with real costumes.
>>215689584she should've wake you up with a blowjob and then keep sucking for being a dick and falling asleep
>>215689634Bureau of Land Management? Dafuq
>>215690165>>215690362Cringe. Clockwork Orange is Kubrick's best and the single sharpest and all encompassing satire of modern life in Britain.
>>215692907spiritually it is tho
>>215697198>>215696962i almost want to argue that this type of movies aren't even movies in the standard sense, they might have to be grouped separately from movies, they feel more like long journeys rather than movies, the emphasis in those movies is on the ambience rather than the plot, the plot is in a way the background to the ambience, a necessary filler to have something the ambience is built around.
>>215694148Nah, RotK extended is the best film of the trilogy
>>215689997Gonna need to see some ID here, I wouldn't even have thought this of Blade Runner had I watched it when I was a ten years old ESL trying to keep up with the subtitles
>>215697198>>215697316It's worse if you've read Roadside Picnic because there's so much more character and plot and worldbuilding in the book. The film doesn't e en do justice to the imagery of the zone in the book. The games have more atmosphere than the film
>>215688584I barely remember a frame.I just remember premise being a huge "what I expected, what I got" disappointment.
>>215697393Caught another one. Brother, all your beloved modern classics are about being bored, degenerate, and miserable. Your country's identity, it's fucking aesthetic is a diffuse, vague, fifty-fifty split of ennui and some kind of anxious sadness.
>>215690834>Even the director's father hated itlol, lmao
>>215697408Dude stop. Movies are movies. Pick up some slang, call movies flicks or some shit. Your favorite pseudointellectual director's attempt at distracting himself from his second divorce is still a movie
Probably Doctor Strange, fucking made no sense, just a bunch of colors loosely linked together by an incomprehensible script.
>>215697530naw man you aint cookin with ts fr fr
>>215690834Worst Ghibli movie. Starts out interesting, but by the end of it it is seriously unfulfilling and lacks so much in terms of real narrative. Also just not visually interesting most of the time
>>215688584yep, thats the one
>>215690505>the jewsYou are fucking retardThat's all forbidden by halakha
>>215692981Anon, no!
>>215697480What's any of that waffle got to do with Clockwork Orange
>>215690482I enjoyed this but it's weird that it starts with his mom touching his pp, like did they take that out of his memoirs? Is that in there so you can go 'ahh, that's why he got OCD!' ?? WTF
>>215697687NTA British people are sad
>>215696962to this day i dont understand this movie, i think i need to rewatch it.i watched it as a young teenager in the cinemas with a few of my friends. the theatre was fully packed, nobody understood wtf was going on. people were chuckling and nervously laughing after it ended, there were even two immigrants who started loudly complaining midway and just left the theatre.
>>215688584For me its Nostalghia. Its probably the most slow paced Tarkovsky film. Im pretty sure he is being over indulgent with the movie's pacing, because he though it was his Schick, and you wouldnt get it if you complained about it.I have managed to see Solaris and Stalker, but I almost tapped out with Nostalghia. The only thing that kept me going was that hot blondie girl who shows her titty half way in the movie.
Black mass was the only movie I've ever walked out of. Mind numbingly boring film about a very interesting real life subject
>>215688584French incest movie that's 2 hours of 2 people in a room talking while B-roll plays. You literally don't even see the characters for 95% of it and when you do they're completely still and their mouths aren't moving because it's a pretentious art flick from the 90s.
>>215697722Anons' cinema anecdotes always crack me up. When I was nineteen I saw detective pikachu with my girlfriend in a small theatre somewhere we had ended up and a little tot jumpscared half the people in the theatre by suddenly exploding down onto the ground in the front row with his popcorn bucket, letting out a piercing wail and being shushed so fast that it had this odd comedic timing. Memories.
2001Citizen kaneBoth are objectively bad. I think because an authority figure (film critics) praise it, feminine men who struggle to have independent opinions outside of cultural popularity praise it.I have an IQ between 120 and 130
>>215697805I completely agree and my IQ is unironically low as fuck
>>215689294i have watched 6 of these and they were all great
>>215697787>French incest movieYou're gonna have to be extremely specific about this one given how that's roughly half of all French cinema
>>215698006Agatha and the Limitless Readings
>>215697798Can we get a moviegoing experience thread tonight?
>>215689010>struggling to stay awake in a movie with Olivia Husseyyou are fucking gay.
>>215689081Lucky you, you stopped at godfather 1 and didn't get tricked into sitting through the godfather part 2 which told the exact same story but was 1000x more boring
>>215697805>I think because an authority figure (film critics) praise it, feminine men who struggle to have independent opinions outside of cultural popularity praise itYeah.
>>215697203>Silence of the Lambs started out full of anticipation, was weirdly forgettablegreat big fat retard detected
>>215698413I know it's not in the spirit of the board but wanna tell me what you liked about it? For me it was all about her first conversation with Lecter, and then the rest of the movie wasn't engaging either time I saw it, except the ending which is top shelf blueballs kino with Lecter walking back out into the world
>>215697327>Literally nothing happens at all>Excellent pacing
>5 minute shot of MC refilling ammo one bullet at a time>long sequences where nothing happens
>>215688709>>215694596Still waiting for answer. What big shocking scene is there in EWS? Fucking retarded.
>>215689574Goddamn, this thread is bleak. Seriously, 12 Angry Men? I'll be the first to admit that the film is somewhat imperfect and isn't quite on par with the all-time greatest, but to find it boring is just absurd. One of the most well-paced films I've ever seen. Pearls before swine, I say.
>>215699900hard to get over how it is just pure propaganda
>>215689977Too retarded to be boring. Every single scene is a monument to stupidity. Watching it with that mindset makes it almost fun.
>>215699970>this is your brain>this is your brain on /pol/
No contest. Took me a whole week to get through it.
>>215700014you seem gay and retarded12 angry men is 100% propaganda designed to equate reasonable doubt with "any and all doubt"
>>215690165Filtered. Clockwork Orange invented its very own cinematic language and offers a brilliantly fucked up reflection on socialization. Peak "we live in a society" kino.
>>215690727>>215690790This is the one. The Deer Hunter is a snoozefest.
>>215700087>movie has a bias>it's Propamaganda!Your brain on /pol/.
>>215697345Pleb. Love Actually is kino.
>>215688584Transformers: Dark of the Moon. Longest two and a half hours of fighting robot CGI slop I've ever sat through.
fucking insane how many plebs infest this board
>>215689031Love Exposure legitimately sucks ass and is boring as fuck no idea about the rest but you hit the nail on the head there.
2001CasablancaThe godfather
>>215689634>movie from 1957>BLM messageWhat's it like being this brainrotted?
>>215699970Eh, maybe. Like I said, it is imperfect, and it can get really preachy, like that anti-racism scene where everyone turns their back on the very Jewish-looking bigot. What I will not accept, however, is calling the film boring. It's not deep, it's not even subtle, but it has absolutely beautiful pacing and a tangible tension to it.
>>215697805I too enjoy pointing out that the emperor has no clothes any chance I get, but you are really barking up the wrong tree going after 2001 and Kane, especially calling them "objectively bad". They both redefined cinema as we know it.
>>215700182>a biaslmaoyou have nothing to say but>/pol/12 Angry Men intentionally fucked up the idea of reasonable doubt as an attack on justice>>215700330id disagree with tangible tension, but it at least tries to be entertaining and there are far more 'boring' movies for sure
>>215688584rubber
>>215688584The new Dune movie, didnt bother with the second one.
>>215700755>12 Angry Men intentionally fucked up the idea of reasonable doubt as an attack on justicePut down the bong.
>>215700854don't smoke weeddon't like jew propagandasimple as
>>215689031Kubrick's lolita well well well we have someone that isnt trans and instead its just a perverted dude
>>215689031>For reference my favorite movies of all timeYeah, you have bad taste.
>>215689031blud made waves
>>215700975>It's da jewwws!No, I was wrong. You haven't been poisoned by /pol/.
>>215701040>no one disliked jews before 4chanshalom!
>>215699900I mean i agree with you , alot of these comments are just oh yeah i find that boring because is just not my style of tiktok or youtube video to make me go violence or my kind of theme subject, but also you can kinda see how people may find it boring i mean 12 angry men is talking in black and white and only in one room, but is more the perspectives than the film being actually boring meaning that it isnt some full non stop actiok pieces people revert now a days to picking their fucking phone and say yeah i watched the movie while i was grabbing my balls
>>215697346
>>215701040>12 Angry Men isn't jewishsure thing, chaimhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sidney_Lumet
>>215698884>I’m retarded and proud of it
>>215690165I mean look at this shit clockwork boring ?, we have some fucking writers and directos here in 4chan, man luckily they are just viewers god dang never give them the oportunity to make something or they would make the critical drinker movie
>>215699970It’s definitely “pilpul: the movie” but it’s still solid.>>215700014You will never be a woman.
>>215696677Look at this shit man god dang well im out
>>215688584The Martian. The most forgettable movie ever made.
>>215689233Lawrence of Arabia has a rocky start with the funeral intro, but the film hits the road after. I think the first 5 minutes give a bad impression since it's a long time to establish something simple (he was an outsider) that's shown better later anyway. Honestly, you could cut out the prelude and only make the film better for it.
More like Lame
>>215690608Tuff The word is tuff
The deer hunter Heavens Gate
>>215688584A River Runs Through It
>>215688584Lotr
>>215693544What the fuck did he mean by this
>>215701065>>215701109You guys used to stay in your containment board.>>215701150Yes, not crying about Jews when talking about 12 Angry Men means that I'm a transexual.
>>215701090Yes, 12 Angry Men is literally just some men sitting in a room and talking, so you'd think a generation addicted to low-energy podcasts could stomach it. I can understand Lawrence Of Arabia, 2001, or Blade Runner being difficult to get into, since those films have long stretches with zero dialogue and are very contemplative and demand a lot of the viewer's attention span, but 12 Angry Men is entry-level classic cinema and does not demand a lot from the viewer. It's about as demanding as The Shawshank Redemption, so just about as accessible as great cinema can be. Even Jaws is a more demanding film.
>>215688584I like the movie a lot, but Blade Runner put me to sleep like on my first three watch throughs. Being an insomniac teen probably didn't help.
>>215688584Giant Youre a complete casual if you think LoA is boring let alone the most boring you’ve ever seen. Grow up
>>215701469This opinion is a damning indictment on your character, unless you are a girl.
>>215689997I didn't have that expectation, but the Vangelis' soundtrack is incredibly dreamy and the big city shots are super relaxing. That puts me to sleep in the most pleasant way possible.
>>215690543This. I tried really, really hard to like it but after an hour of the contrived plot I just tapped out.>baby dies>wife kills herself >his estranged dad shows up>leaves >Legolas kills his brother>runs away to his dad>sword trains for 10 minutes >Attacked and survives >dad dies>take a boat trip >destroyed by massive storm>safely wash ashore>now walking in the desert >about to die>some random guy wants your horse>Legolas kills him>safely makes it to Jerusalem or mecha or whatever ASS
>>215701573I like the novels but I thought it was directed incompetently.
Night of the Living Dead. You basically have to be an american who can get off solely on watching a black man walk around shooting jews to maintain any interest in it.Karl Hardman was literally the only actor with any presence in the whole thing.
>>215701866/pol/ go back
Longlegs
>>215701693Fair enough. That is literally the only respectable reason to dislike the LotR trilogy.
>>215701881>>215701484
>>215701881I'm not pol that's why I find it boring as fuck.
>>215688709because they cut the ending out and killed kubrick
>>215689233I wasn't hooked.
>>215701969>blacks, jews>um actually I'm not /pol/ okay?>>215701949Rentfree.
>>215697100It's basically a slice of life movie about the relationship between a upper class whitexican family and their brown low class nanny.The film is very touching. I get that some people may call it boring, I don't think I'd ever want to watch it again, but the (almost) drowning scene and the ending were 10/10.
>>215688591For me its the opposite. The most recent film that I like came out in 1994.
>>215702549
>>215688584Absolutely anything by Terrence Mallick. Fuck him and his super pretentious nonsense. One time I accidentally downloaded his Pocahontas movie, without knowing he directed it. And it was so goddamn boring, that I became pissed instead of sleepy.And then I had to go to a screening to the Thin Red Line with a girl I was banging. She was studying film at Vassar. I knew it was going to be awful, but thankfully she couldn’t get into it either. So we went to her dorm room, hung out and then banged instead. We were together for three years afterwards as a couple. We’re still friends and she has jokingly sent me dvd’s of Mallick’s work on some years. So there’s that. But Mallick’s work is literally like watching paint dry. Nothing happens and people drone on about the cinematography, never the poor as shit pacing.
>>215703167you'll get it one day
>>215703167You would enjoy badlands
>>215702981That you have something so specific saved to your computer says you spend a lot of time calling people trannies on the internet. >>215703167>Pocahontas movieTheatrical or director's cut?>pacingCriticizing a movie for its pacing is retard tier.
>>215688584>the most boring moviewithout question, House of Dynamite
>>215703390>That you have something so specific saved to your computer says you spend a lot of time calling people trannies on the internet.
>>215699823she's nude anon and has big boobs.
could be eddington. i found it so plain and uninteresting and not funny
>>215702036I watched this at 8x speed and I was still bored.
I don't know, I always try to find something interesting even in the worse or not liked by me titles. I could say many women dramas, but that's their thing, I don't get their bickering. Maybe Mad Max 2? It's inferior to 1 and there's just a lot of unimportant fluff to set up the big heist.
>>215702981>>215703666The way you manage to make literally anything about trannies is absolutely fascinating. What causes this kind of brainrot?
>>215688584Probably some film I've long forgotten
>>215688584Hey isn't that the movie where the guy gets ass raped in the desert?Anyway, my answer is The Phantom Menace
>>215688584>The Mechanist>12 MonkeysI immediately knew what the plot was. So, so, so boring.
hyde park on hudson remains the only movie I have ever fallen asleep to. and thats with headphones on too
>>215703964
>>215703666>>215704383You're a degenerate weirdo who wallows in ugly imagery. The state of the right.
>>215694596Case in point
>>215704500No, there isn't one. People who think there's supposed to be a big shocking scene in Eyes Wide Shut, don't understand the film.
>>215704524I'd recommend the Suspiria remake
>>215701484crying about people correctly identifying jewishness makes you a trannyywnbaw
>>215703167Funny - The New World Extended Cut is probably my favorite movie of all time. To each his own I guess.
>>215704664I'd imagine so, but you're not getting me to watch that garbage.>>215704677Yeah whatever dude. Anyway, can you go back to /pol/ now?
>>215704695I'm with you on that. Don't sweat it. A lot of people on this board have fucking terrible taste.
>>215704713>>215704424
>>215704713It's ok in my opinion, but also fulfills the "payoff" for those that need it.
>this whole threadwhat the fuck is wrong with all you people
>>215704816american psycho is a terrible and boring movie too
>>215704713>Yeahi accept your concessiondon't forget to dilate
Begotten
>>215689031tried watching pulp fiction twice and fell asleep both times. think i'll pass.
>>215704816Thread? You mean board. Being contrarian is /tv/'s thing, and there's nothing more contrarian than being a pleb.>>215704837Nah, it's pretty good.>>215704872You tranny obsessed anti-trannies need new memes.
>>215705077
My Dinner with AndreYeah yeah filtered, I dont care, its just 2 guys talking, its fucking BORING
>>215688584Olivier's Henry V
>>2156885842001 a space odyssey. Takes an hour movie the movie to actually start.
>>215688584This boring Soviet made Jack Frost
>>215705332Best part of the movie is in the first half hour.>>215705225Keep dumping your /tttt/ folder, hon.
Kubrick just makes boring ass moviesI watched Dr. Strangelove at the behest of several fart sniffing faggots insisting it was one of the funniest films ever made. Didn't laugh once.
>>215705486Dr Strangelove isn't a laugh out loud comedy, but if George C Scott didn't get a chuckle out of you, you're the faggot.
>>215705077all you had to do was not lie about the jewishness of 12 Angry Menwe've already covered the director, now let's go for the themes:>Themes>Professor of Law Emeritus at UCLA School of Law Michael Asimow referred to the film as a "tribute to a common man holding out against lynch mob mentality".[15] Gavin Smith of Film Comment called the film "a definitive rebuttal to the lynch mob hysteria of the McCarthy era".[16]>Business academic Phil Rosenzweig called the jury in 12 Angry Men being made up entirely of white men "especially important", writing: "Many of the twelve would have looked around the room, and, seeing other white men, assumed that they had much in common and should be able to reach a verdict without difficulty. As they deliberate, however, fault lines begin to appear—by age, by education, by national origin, by socioeconomic level, by values, and by temperament."[17]
>>215705503There were plenty of moments where I'd just go >oh, that was a joke. i get it... but im not laughing.I like to think I can appreciate dry comedy but when it's desert dry I guess I get filtered
>>215705453>Best part of the movie is in the first half hour.Based monke enjoyer.
>>215704383Yeah, we get it, they're not real women. If this message is so important to you, maybe go spread it in tranny subreddits instead of in threads about boring movies where there are literally no trannies present.
>>215705453
>>215701150you will never be white
>>215705845>>215705981
>>215690165Nah. That's nutty. Eyes Wide Shut, I can maybe understand, but Clockwork goes hard.
Speed 2
>>215689010shit taste
>>215688584It's hard to say. I usually don't sit through boring films and films that bore me and I close I often times revisit and greatly enjoy them.I suppose Philadelphia was pretty boring but Denzel is so compelling desu
