Best Steven Seagal movie?
The one on the ship
I'm the cook
>>215689354He has never been in a good movie so I cant tell you
on deadly ground
>>215689354The one where he takes Senator Trent to the blood bank.
anybody seen Richie
>>215689354>this was considered buff in 1990
>>215689360fpbp
ME WANT THE POONANI
His environmental crusader phase was batshit genius, On Deadly Ground and Fire Down Below (an apt description of Marg Helgenberger's crotch, coincidentally) are well worth watching,
>>215689502Easily the best one IMO.>BING>BANG>BOOM
>>215689354Why did he was in a movie where Tyson defeats him? Why would you that when you have already had your career and you must have a lot of money already?
A Good Man is one of the absolute gems of the shitty slav Seagal era.Has this bit that I love so muchhttps://youtu.be/d1In78YppuA?si=8v-ltxP1KKtvG_tE
>>215689737>Why did he was in a movie where Tyson defeats him?
>>215689354All of them
>>215689967Based
>>215689967Hi Steven
>>215689354Unders Siege, obviously
>>215689354....
>>215690947Girls do this when I try to talk to them too.
>>215689354Under siege is the objectively best, but im a big fan of when he plays nico. >anybody seen bobby lupoGreat scene. We grew up loving seagal movies and two highlights were the plane hijacking movie where he died 5 minutes in ( nobody except my dad kept watching it) or that one godawful movie where there is a disease, he wanders around for a hour then finds magical tea growing somewhere and he cures everyone, godawful piece of shit movie.
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>>215691114Yeah that one, my whole family was excited for some seagal kino and dies 5 min in.
>>215690986haha thats very funny
Marked For Death, Under Siege and Out for Justice were all great
>>215689360The one on the train
>>215689354For me it’s On Deadly Ground.
>>215689354
>>215691491She must have really gone to town on that cake, her face is covered in icing.
>>215691147KINO
Didn't know there was a Under Siege sequel, so I watched that recently.
>>215689465based
>>215691743I look like this and say this
top ten:1) Under Siege2) Above the Law3) Hard to Kill4) Marked for Death 5) On Deadly Ground6) Out for Justice7) Fire Down Below8) The Patriot9) Under Siege 2: Dark Territory 10) Exit Wounds
>>215689354https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XVPXX2ZDm4
Space Ice is my favorite YT channel
His best movie imo is the Art of Bullshittdo with moves like telegraphed front kick, the slap and moar.
ANYBODY KNOW WHY RICHIE DID BOBBY LUPO?!
>>215691128I'm really sorry anon, but think your entire family may be retarded.
>>215689354>people used to consider this big
>>215689354THE PUNANIYOU SNATCHED ITWE CAME
>>215691147>guts vs griffith in the 2003 live action adaptation
>>215691426HOTWHEELS
>>215689354The one in which he enters a bar and beats the shit out of every pool player there.
>>215689354He's got really skinny arms. Does anyone have the Seagal running gif?
>>215690947My waifu and me
>>215689465holy crap there really is a movie where seagal goes to alaska. i thought it was a just a family guy silliness.
>>215689465>michael caine WHAT
It's Marked for Death for me. I greatly enjoy watching him easily beat up goofy Jamaican Voodoo gangsters for 90 minutes. Brings a smile to my face every time it does.
>>215694654>kills jamaican drug lord>realizes he has a twin >kills him too>"I hope it's not triplets"lol
i like that it's always>STEPHEN SEGAL IS...then the movie titleFor me it's under siege
>>215694654This. Screwface is a great memorable villain, it's got Keith David and all the action scenes are kino. I like the part where they're making machine guns, silencers and exploding bullets in the high school machine shop lmao.
>>215689354imagine marrying this retard unironicallyshe has to be so fucking dumb
>>215695168Good lord she got Gigabogged after Weird Science
which one is it where he holds a baby and jumps through a bay window?is it the oil one with michael caine using three boxes of just for men, which ends in a 10 minute epic climatic steven seagal... speech about the environmentor the virus one where he bullies the sick military virgins with his chad native american medicine
>>215689354I love the EPA agent ones>On Deadly Ground>Fire Down Below
>>215689465Based.And fire down below
>>215695168It pretty much ruined her career too. He probably had a major psychological hold on her, and made her think that they were going to be some kind of Hollywood power couple.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4E1NFckaDqU
>>215689354The one where he was a Seagull
>>215689529No, it was considered a martial arts champion. He would slice and dice you.
>>215694654Stop the bloodclot crying!
>>215695383How can any other man even compete?
>>215689354The early ones where he almost expressed an emotion, and took a few hits.After a while, he never emoted or took a single hit. Then he sank into direct-to-DVD trash.
>>215689354>ANYBODY SEEN RICHIE!?! ANYONE KNOW WHY RICHIE DID BOBBY LUPO!?!
>>215689450This.The only reason people like the ship movie is because of the tits.You fucking never see any action scenes posted from Steve Seagull movies that aren't taking the piss out of them.
>>215689354>This is for my wife. Fuck you and die!
>>215689354This dude larped in the wake of Carradine's kung fu, that white guys doing martial arts can be bad ass action leads cos the public didn't want to watch an AZN man as the lead after Bruce Lee.
>>215689465Exactly.
>>215689502RICHIIIEEHH
>>215698949
>>215691114it's probably the best film Segal is in, but it's not the best Segal film
>>215699566Kek. Nope. He's legitimately recognized as a master at aikido and was the first Westerner to be allowed to open a dojo in Japan.
>>215692469well, that's too bad
>It worked for Steven Seagal. And he works for Osama Bin Laden! Why do you think the Taliban are so deady and effective? Hapkido training! And where do you think they learned that? From Steven Seagal's fat ass! Why do you think Kelly Le Brock left him? Because he's Taliban! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Chff-QCudw8
>>215689895That ain't esl, that one's a retard who phrased the message one way in his head and changed his mind after he started writing, but didn't go back to correct it.
>>215689354“One thought he was God, the other thought he could fly. They were both wrong.”
>>215694654“You treat that girl, like she’s the president of the United States…….”
>>215698080"I'll tell you everything! Would you like me to inform here in front of everyone, or could I leave the room for a few minutes so nobody suspects?"
>>215690947he's married to a mongolian woman now, I think her family teaches mongolian martial arts in Russia.
>>215691224This is stupid, but James Bond did the same shit in Spectre
>>215689465By far the best>plays a psychotic eco-terrorist>basil poledouris soundtrack https://youtu.be/GcOiG5uurhY?si=U-5GGk2hGDnRgvu5&t=33>eskimo titties scene>automatic shotgun mass destruction>Michael Caine>Billy Bob Thornton>no shitty jersey accent like half of his movies
>>215689354Why is he such a narcissistic weirdo, even for an action star?
>>215689354Under Siege is a legitimately good movie.
>>215691147"anime can't be ki..."
>>215689354unironically Machete (2010)
1-Above The Law2-Out For Justice3-Under Siege4-Marked for Death5-Under Siege 26-Exit Wounds7-Hard to Kill8-Fire Down Below9-Glimmer Man10-On Deadly Groundnot a fan of On Deadly Ground
Steven Segal is kino. My uncle runs a camera rental business and he asked him to show up at my birthday one year. He did. Just hung out, signed some autographs, did some martial arts. This was around the end of the 90s.
>>215689737>Why did he was in a movie where Tyson defeats him?I can't tell if you had a stroke while you were writing this or if I'm having one while reading it
>>215689354For regular people: Under SiegeFor fans: Hard to Kill
