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>S1
>She's Walt's hot blonde trophy he got lucky to get
>Series end
>She's a hideous Karen harpy

>>215689542
Tastes change... they mature. Lois is the type of woman who knows how to please a man.

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you lowered your expectations

>>215689542
you became a man

>>215689542
Maybe it'll be different when I'm older, but I can't get past her face. Or her weight. I need a little more meat on the bones.

>>215689542
you want to fuck your mom

>>215689542
Your tastes matured and know she is going to rim your ass so deep you will start singing my little tea pot.

Nothing gets me going like a passionate woman

>>215689542
My friend had a huge crush on her, I tried to get it but I just can’t. She’s not ugly.
>>215689601
Kek Madtv was the shit

>>215689601
>never understood this skit as a kid
>turn 21
>immediately understand it

>>215689673
my mom is lame
>>215689698
speaking from personal experience I assume

>>215689542
The damage she's doing to her boys makes her revolting to me

maybe if she'd wear a fucking condom she wouldn't birth expensive monsters that terrorize her hourly

>>215689601
That reference. You must be way older than 27.

>>215689803
Bruh not wrapping shit is so hot

>>215689542
Other way around for me.
Older women are less attractive than they used to be for me because I started valuing fertility much more.

>>215689542
you developed an oedipal complex

>man stops being a child and stops having child tastes
WOW such a conundrum. Did you also love to eat a steak with some beer when you were a child? No? Whaaaaat? Nooo waaaaay wtf brah!!!
kys

>>215689935
Do your nuts ever feel weird and you wonder if you're giving your future progeny your best and healthiest seed you can possibly generate

>>215689565
I noticed that my first viewing. They even call it out how ugly and walled she got in season 4 when she gets that God awful haircut.

>>215689975
reminds me of dobbing on my dad for drink driving and even telling my principal who assumed i was saying my dad was drunk with me in the car he had a little sip of a shitty beer here in qld aus at a traffic light

>>215689542
hagmaxxing is the sign of high test and high iq

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>>215689648

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>>215690123
the original architect

>>215689542
Children believe in the beauty of love and desire something beautiful in kind.

Adults understand pain and just want to hard blow a dumb bitch.

>>215690007
>snitching on your family to strangers
holy shit

>>215689542
i'm 31, she looks like a 5 to me. i'm pretty sure she was a 5 to me when i was first watching the show as a kid too.

>>215689565
she was not that in S1 at all. not in looks, and not in any other way. she's a waitress he picked up after getting owned by gretchen and elliot.

>>215689542
whomst?

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>>215689852
DON'T MAKE ME BREAK MY FOOT OFF IN YO ASS!

Eh. She's visually fine, but she's too mom-coded. it's not sexy.

>>215689565
she was never good looking, what are you on about

>>215689565
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YKJS1HT-js

well hello beautiful

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>>215690007
You're a disgusting snitch

Also is it actually illegal to drink a beer while driving in Queensland? SA continues to be heaps good as we don't have any laws against drink driving, only drunk driving. I can and have drunk a beer in my car in front of a cop with zero repurcussions.

Lowering your expectations is the key to a happy life and happy existence.

Young people today have been sold the lie that something like the Kardashians is a normal thing and girls think that only millionaire 10/10 chads are good enough for them. This is why most of them are on SSRIs and trooning out and killing themselves.

>>215691902
queenslander here, I don't think you're allowed open alcohol containers in the car. never seen it enforced, often drink a gold on my way home and see other trades doing it too
anyway, I would like Malcolm's mum to sit on my face

>>215691948
I'm tired of modern life being a game of limbo though
>How low can you go?
The bar just keeps getting lower and lower and at some point you just can't bend over backwards that far without losing the game.

>>215689542
You saw a deepfake.

>>215689542
She literally wears the pants in the house.

>>215689601
kek. i miss madTV

I don't know but around 27 I started to get attracted to gilfs hope that helps

>>215689601
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQlWBp4Nx3k
>t. most of /tv/

>>215689542
you started getting paid 50 cents to push an agenda

>>215692292
seriously though, why was she like this?

Same shit happened to me with Carmella from the sopranos. I keep getting older and season 1 carmella keeps getting hotter

>>215689542

congratulations on having a normal sexual pathology unlike 90% of /tv/

>>215689542
There's just something about over worked stressed women that makes me horny. Freud would probably have a field day with me but I don't care.

>>215689935
breeding scum

>>215693052
because they make you think of the mother archetype that sacrifices everything for her children

>>215689542
Lois is objectively ugly but her character has incredibly attractive qualities as a wife, she's very driven and has her shit together, being married to her would be a dream if only for some fucking stability which most women cannot provide.
>>215689621
This.

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>>215692292
really this is just a win win for her. either he ditches the mags or goes twice as hard

>>215692127
this. my expectations have been getting lower and lower for years. i'm basically horizontal at this point and no better off.

>>215693719
>ywn lay the pumpkin with Sigourney

>>215689565
>She's Walt's hot blonde trophy he got lucky to get
did you watch S1?

>>215693111
>Lois is objectively ugly
This might be the gayest thing I've ever read on this board. Congratulations.

>>215692300
Kek based architect

>>215689803
That's sinful though

>>215692292
This gave millions of boys the momcest fetish

>>215692978
lmao seething coomer

>>215693052
Freud was a jewish pervert who cares what he has to say

>>215690123
Nice

>>215692985
>works out every day
>always cooks delicious food
>all she wanted was a loyle husband
I really don’t get the hate

>>215694318
from my POV, Lois is the coomer. she gets off to scarring that young boy for life

>>215692292
Wouldn't be funny if he didn't notice at first because he jerked off with a dim light and later on he still didn't notice either because he wasn't the brightest but all along the mother thought he stopped? Only for one of the brother to find the magazine and tell him what a sick fuck he was, and at that point the mother had to intervene and tell them what she did. But at that point the damage was already done so now she has to take responsibly for what she has down to his son psyche and sexuality? Wouldn't that be funny haha

>>215689542
You became retarded

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>be 13
>This is sexy, and insanely attractive
>be 27
>This is sexy, and insanely attractive

>>215694885
>be 13, she wants to have sex all the time, hell yeah!
>be 27, she wants to have sex all the time, ugh not now Peg, leave my dick alone!

>>215694885
finally a right one

>>215689542
>Paging Dr. Freud, we've got another one

>>215694689
everything is cooming with you way to emphasize my post

>>215689542
At 27 you've been rejected and sexless for soe long that your brain to start coping and targeting lower value women. I bet you also don't like girls who are "too skinny" (aka not fat), "too tall" (aka not goblinas) etc. Normal dudes who consistently have gfs since HS aren't out there lusting for 45 year old moms lmao

>>215689542
You want a second mother that you can fuck.

>>215689803
Creampie Hal would never

>>215690472
>she was not that in S1 at all.
Nah the show tried to insinuate she was hot in S1 by having her read Jessie's instagram page and asking the 4th wall what a MILF is. They did it again in S5 when she dressed up as a bimbo to trick the IRS auditor. That ruse relied on the premise that she was Ted's hot airhead secretary which is why his finances were non-compliant. So she was supposed to be hot the entire time.

>>215695647
>Jessie's instagram page
myspace*

>>215695596
Arnold Schwarzenegger's story completely blows your stupid comment out

>>215695674
dont care about that evil fascist prick.

>>215689542
She's still ugly and obnoxious.

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>>215689542
I found the exact opposite?
Rewatched Frasier though. Roz went from being just there to the most beautiful woman on TV. How did I never notice?

>>215695674
>I'm actually like Arnold
Why do you do this to yourself?

>>215689542
she has almost the same personality as my mom so I kinda hate her

>>215690211
>doubled the amount of wife
kek based

>>215696427
>mum is biggest bitch I knew growing up and made me miserable by constantly forcing me to do shit I don't want to do
>also the same crazy bitch that threw a brick at some kids when they were picking on me on my way home from school
I forgive mine.

>>215689673
this is too common in the male psyche to even be worth remarking upon

>>215696489
kinda based lel
Mine would've just done mental gymnastics to say getting bullied was 100% my fault somehow

>>215689542
>>215692317
that hairstyle adds at least 4 points for me, I've found myself checking out abominable fat ogres that had that hairdo just because it makes any girl so much mire attractive.

>>215689565
She always looked like Woody Harrelson

>>215696505
aye, I've got relatives who must have the same bat shit crazy gene but not all of them seem to have an alright side as well. just all bat shit.

You got desperate

>>215693719
good she reminds me too much of eric stoltz in the mask

>>215689673
yes
>>215691404
no
>>215694243
maybe
>>215695613
based
>>215696427
lucky bastard

>>215689743
are you retarded?

>>215692292
“I don’t want my son to be straight.” Um………okay?

>>215694885
Even as a kid I wanted to fuck Peggy. Everyone else in my class wanted Kelly.

>>215692978
It doesn't make sense to me. OK so he's not supposed to have a porn mag, so take it away. Why insert yourself into the porn mag knowing that he's gonna have his dick out looking at it? Why go through every page knowing it's probably covered in jizz? This basically grooming if you think about it. Pretty fucked up that millennials thought this was funny. Explains a lot I suppose

>>215689565
>S1
>She's Walt's hot blonde trophy he got lucky to get
She was a dried-out hag from day 1

>>215689542
Thought the same thing you did, then I rewatched the entire series and didn't find her appealing once

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>>215696160
Hell yeah. Roz was just an annoying lady, but later I realized she's a sex goddess

>>215698356
only straigth for mommy
>>215698398
>Why insert yourself into the porn mag knowing that your son is going to have his dick out looking at it? Why go through every page knowing it's probably covered in his jizz?
because it's funny haha
>>215698428
faggot

>>215692292
>all those polaroids

Were they fucking millionaires?

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>>215689565
a lot of women in the states look like porkers or skeletors

>>215689673
Yes
>>215691404
No
>>215694243
Maybe
>>215695613
I don't know
>>215696427
Can you repeat that question?

>>215689542
>that episode where Malcolm and Reese talk about seeing Stevie's mom naked and Dewey is like so what our mom walks around naked everyday

>>215689542
I found her hot at 13 and still find her hot now
>>215689794
This guy has a point though

>>215692978
A lot of women see sons as property that can be used later on in life when they get older for money, shelter, and general caregiving

These women oftentimes don't care how their actions affect children, as the child is a sort of "livestock" to them. They still love the child, but the same way they love their foot, or their hand.
They care about it sure, but it is there to serve them.

What use is a hand that doesn't do what you want?

>>215689542
I found her hot as a kid but didnt understand why. Now i am 30 and i do know why.

>>215699341
no parent ever fully understands the psychological impact they're having on their kids
being too good of parent isn't even a good thing in the long run
the issue is humans are designed to fuck off and make their own way in the world at like age 13/14, but the world is not structured for that anymore

>>215689542
>be kid
>see her as a mom who has it rough with a crazy family
>be adult
>see her as a demented whackjob who constantly abuses her family

>>215695544
she literally sexualized herself for her son, fag

>>215690211
>smiling gardener next to his beautiful prize winning pumpkin

>>215698324
>lucky bastard
Fuck off you degenerate paraphilic weirdo, that shit is the opposite of fun

>>215699563
you should try killing yourself if you're going to be such a little bitch about it.

>>215699563
it's factually not weird to be attracted to your own mom
it's either that or hatred (which typically also manifests as sexual attraction) with basically no middle ground
there's no point in pretending, even men with disgusting gross moms still experience this

>>215689542
You have a terrible relationship with your mother and now dominant females turn you on.

>>215699496
exactly. funny how he only smiles when the task is done

>>215693052
Freud was some creepy midwit jew making shit up based on nothing.

>>215698923
I'm convinced every single mom that does this does so intentionally for their sons, you never hear about mothers of daughters doing this shit.

>>215699671
>based on nothing
There's 1000s of years of parental incest in fiction for a reason, retard, from tribal savages to the height of pre-industrial civilizations
Freud "discovered" the psychological equivalent of 1 + 1 = 2, and you're in denial
There is literally no combination or variation of parent and child formative relationships that doesn't result in the child projecting traits or anti-traits onto future mates at the very least, this is by definition incestuous

>>215699671
>creepy midwit jew making shit up based on nothing.
and this makes him wrong how?

>>215689794
>NOOO You can't just discipline your children, they'll become damaged for life
This is the reason every subsequent generation is more pathetic than the last.

>>215699754
generations go through cycles, we're in the middle of "1 child per couple" generation, which should be followed by the "15 children battle royale" generation, we just need the right event to trigger the change.

Daily reminder that Piama had the best tits in that show

I don't get it, she was ugly when I was a 16yr old virgin, and now, after having fucked many uggos, she is still ugly.

>>215699495
Again with the cooming narrative.
I rest my case.

>>215699733
>>215699720
>Uh there is no God you’re actually made up of three beings, the Id, ego, and superego and I base this on because I like fanfiction where the son fucks the mom.

>>215698398
It's a bit chill out it's supposed to make you go ha ha not ree ree

>>215694804
Way too much hentai my dude. Way too much.

>>215699901
(There is actually no God)

>>215699901
Yes.
But of course ubiquitous phenomenon is most visibly demonstrated by women with their fathers, rather than by men with their mothers.
There is no point in arguing this, as mentioned before it is 1 + 1 = 2.
If you keep going, I'm going to start believing you want to fuck your mom more than anyone else in thread wants to fuck theirs, and literally every man wants that.

>>215698434
I'm glad I'm not alone in realizing this. She got hotter as the show progressed.

>>215699901
There are Gods but there is no Abrahamic God

>>215699946
There is and He loves you.

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>>215689852
Yuh yuh, anon... anon look like a boomer.

>>215699830
>generations go through cycles
This is an entirely thoughtless take, and you should be ashamed for posting it.

>>215699986
Yeah midwit, kids ends up being like their parents because they are their parents genetically plus they are raised by parents on top of that. So make an obvious statement then make up a bunch of dumb random bullshit and pretend trannies are real and all this other psuedo-religious shit and call it “science” and you bought it like an idiot.

>>215700039
There are gods (small g) but the Christian God is the one true God.

>>215699901
>I love my mom, and want to fuck someone just like her
>I hate my mom, and want to fuck someone not like her
>I have no mom, and I want to fuck what I imagine a mom would be like
>I'm gay because I got molested before I could develop some kind of deeply-rooted sexualized pathology towards my mom
these are your only options, pick one

>>215700067
u rite, but it does sound nice, doesn't it? pattern recognition and shit.

>>215700068
> kids ends up being like their parents
Typically the opposite is true. Most teens rebel against their parents actively and then unconsciously as they mature
>trannies
Nobody cares. You want to fuck your mom, that's psychology. Get over it.

>>215700071
Good goy!

>>215700047
good post bless up!

>>215695613
is this a hot take? Isn't that why we're all waiting for maid fuckbots to release to the general market in the next decade? I want mine to call me masta'

>>215700108
>trannies
>nobody cares
Yeah I struck a nerve. Freud is a whacky midwit making shit up, psychiatry isn’t science, men aren’t women, and neither are you and never will be.

>>215700083
>but it does sound nice, doesn't it?
Yes, it does.

>>215700111
:')

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Is AI good enough to make a joi mommy dom pov video with Lois? asking for a friend

>>215700137
No.
You 100% want to fuck your mom more than anyone else in this thread, and you hate yourself for it (raised in a catholic environment, maybe?) even though it's a completely natural phenomenon given our societal structure.
And you're the only person in this thread embarrassed or in denial about this.

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>>215689542
is she BPD?

>>215700134
why would you want your mom to call you master?

>>215700186
>You 100% want to fuck your mom more than anyone else in this thread
No more than me.

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>>215700047
Yes I know Christ loves me but I don't accept the metaphysical deity manifestation in my own thoughts argument for the empirical truth of God

>>215689922
i don't even count condom sex as sex now it feels like nothing. i'm also uncut so i can't imagine hot bad it feels for cutfags. also just pull out, i have no idea why people think this doesn't work. fucking win win

>>215700230
Eh, multi-purpose role-playing, I doubt I would stick to one theme. But realistically? I can't even role-play with AI right now, it kinda freaks me out already.

>>215700186
Yup. It’s a tranny lmfao dumb pedophile, male children aren’t women freak.

>>215700230
because his mom made either made him feel impotent via strictness, or was too lax to the point that he barely even thinks of his mom as a proper parent
this is not a difficult question

>>215691948
i did and the chick still left me kek

>>215700293
Still just you, bro.
You're the only one who can't admit, not even anonymously. Your issues with mommy must run way deeper than anyone else here.

>>215700328
Fine mommy issues whatever you say, hideous troon. Your ideology is a lie promoted by judaism to molest and castrate children. You’re mentally ill.

>>215690211
This man knew what had to be done

>>215693052
freud was a moron don't worry

>>215700351
Still not a tranny.
Not a pedo, either, which is by the way an insane reach in a discussion about one's own sexual attraction to women who are by definition older than oneself, but I digress.
You want a bang your mom, and probably literally, rather than the more abstract ways that most men do.

>>215700230
My mom already does and it fucks me up.

>>215695544
life is literally about cooming stop being so fucking holier than tho

>>215690211
no way women are actually this heavy
those numbers are fake, right?

>mom dies when I was 3
>don't even really know what she looks like growing up
>as a teenager, go through an old photo album
>my mom looks like a less attractive version of Rachel McAdams, who I'd been obsessively jerking off to for years already after seeing Mean Girls
crazy how the brain works

>>215700420
no it literally isn't and you're being a complete twat about an extreme oversimplification
how about everything in life is a distraction from death?
see i can say stupid shit too

>>215700397
If you’re a leftoid religious cultist you’re a proto tranny/pedo apologist either way. Go clutch your Frued books and shove in your assplug or whatever leftcreeps do.

>>215700517
>how about everything in life is a distraction from death?
retard, this is restating the other guy's thesis
you're such a fucking idiot faggot
>life is about living
>life is about fucking
>life is about not dying
>life is about eating
>life is about having kids
>life is about exercise
All the same fucking thing
are you literally a nigger?

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>>215700517
>how about everything in life is a distraction from death?
A fellow White Noise enjoyer, I see...

>>215700539
I'm completely normal.
You're clearly out of your fucking mind with guilt and impotent rage, though.
Did your mom molest you or something?

>>215700577
Well I’m completely right either way, that settles that.

>>215700590
>men don't want to bang their moms
>I'm completely right

>>215700546
kek anon didn't even know he was agreeing with me

>>215699720
>>215699986
>>215700077
>>215700186
>>215700475
You should show your mom your posts

>>215700642
I guess some zoomers really need to be told that we are not unique and human behaviors and thought processes are predictable as the average pet dog

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This was a comfy thread about fuckin our mothers and you guys had to make it weird.

>>215700702
Why are you pretending as if having mommy issues is some kind of degeneracy?
Why don't you tell your mom about all the times you've fapped to hentai or whatever?
What's your deal, retard?

>>215700759
Your argument that everyone around you should either agree with your tastes or is in denial seems kind of silly

>>215700811
>tastes
No. It's not taste, it's not an opinion.
Saying you have sexual feelings toward and/or about your mother is as plain a fact as saying you have or had a mother.
Again, you are in denial. Here. On an anonymous image board. The idea that you would suggest some form of
>Oh, yeah, well I bet you won't go tell your mom you want to fuck her! checkmate!
Tells me that you're out of your mind and this might be your first week here.

>>215700941
Well in all honesty I'm just trying to bait the logic behind what you're saying out of you
Because so far a pedophile could be making your same argument, "it's true because it just is"

>>215689987
Get checked for STDs or testicular cancer.

>>215700996
If a pedophile says "I got butffucked when I was 8, and now as an adult I want to do the same thing" that would in fact be the logic behind pedophilia, which is a fact of a different and far less common psychology than a man being attracted to the woman who happened to be around all the time during his own sexual development
And I feel the gears in your gay mind turning, no I am not in favor of pedophilia, even though I recognize that it happens and why

>>215701052
But isn't pretty much everyone also around girls during sexual development because of school?
I've never really explored Freud's reasoning, if that's it it's not very impressive

>>215701125
maybe since schools were created, but before that it was common sense for kids to barely see the other gender until they were of an age in which they could take care of their own children.

>>215701125
>I've never really explored
Then why are you arguing?
And no, that's not "it"
But the common 11--13 year old boy is not in regular close contact with any other girl or woman as often as he would be his own mother.
This same logic can be applied to older sisters, as well, female cousins, or a live-in aunt.
Are you suggesting you had greater control of your sexual urges than the average adolescent male, or did you also jerk off in your bedroom, within shouting distance of the woman who birthed you? Because if so, again you've lost.
If you're saying you didn't even have a mom growing up, and thus can't related, I'd ask you to honestly describe your ideal woman, and you would likely reach an epiphany that completely changes your outlook on life.
As to your other point, it's obviously more than just your mom being around, whether or not she is physically affectionate, whether or not she disciplines you physically or verbally or not all, if you've ever seen her naked, or in some state of undress, if you ever walked past the bathroom when she was showering and thought about that fact for any longer than half a second; these are things that permanently effect your sexual habits for the rest of your life.
If this whole time you've secretly been trying to argue that you're special and important, you are not.

>>215701263
I just don't feel like I have repressed feelings for her
Have for my sister though, and a cousin I haven't seen for years
So I'm not mentally scared of the concept of incest or anything, she just doesn't do anything for me

>>215701341
Sister attraction is far less ingrained in the psychology and arguably more degenerate (if that was ever even a sincere argument) than mother attraction, which is typically beyond one's control as it begins earlier
If there was a tier list of acceptable problems, sister is worse than mom.

>>215701390
I never claimed to care about degeneracy

>>215689542
Mating press

>>215701419
Cool, you're not the guy arguing against Freud because he's a jew and saying only trannies "buy into" his theses.
But the point is feelings toward one's mother begin before physical birth even happens, whereas it's a period of months if not years before you'd even understand your older sibling is even a sibling and not just some other thing that wanders around sometimes.

>>215689601
>Lowered Expectaaaaations
that fucking jingle has been living rent free in my head for almost 20 years

>>215699591
Get back in your oven, (((Freud)))

>>215697175
kek

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I used to pronounce Freud as Fred

>>215701509
Freud's thoughts on race are more based than you have ever been in your entire life, poser.

>>215699986
Not me. I’m gay. And I don’t want my dad either.

>>215701703
It's already been mentioned that getting molested as a child immunizes you from the very normal attraction to your mother, try again.

>>215696160
>>215698434
Same. I'm still a Daphne man, but as a kid I never realized how hot Roz really was all along. She was just there.

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>>215700475
Someone here once used photoshop tools to make Maisie Williams more conventionally attractive, and I was completely smitten by the result thinking she was the most beautiful woman I had ever seen.

Then I realized she looked exactly like my mother.

>>215689673
This, I cant find her attractive cause they did too good a job at portraying a mother and child relationship. Lois fuckers are either motherless or have an Oedipus complex.

>>215692292
[Reese screaming from how hard he came]

I remember jerking off to her when I was 15. Maybe you have shit tastes.

>>215699909
>a simulated incest plot is... le funny!
Millennials are the sicko generation

>>215698398
please kill yourself, autistic zoomer

>>215702112
>you shoud kys because you don't think parents SAing their kids is funny
Pedo.

>>215697122
what is it called?

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>>215701894
>they did too good a job at portraying a mother and child relationship

>>215698398
If she takes it away, he'll just get a new mag the next day, while her scheme will put him off porn for the rest of his life. Only a porn-brained person would look at this scene and see it as a fetish thing. It's just the equivalent of the old trope where parents who catch their kids smoking cigarettes make them smoke the entire package as punishment to put them off cigarettes forever.

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>>215689542
>be 36
>Still considering her sexy
When does this stop?

>>215689565
> She's Walt's hot blonde trophy he got lucky to get
???? u ok bro?

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>>215692292
I'll be honest, this is kind of how i feel when im peacefuly trying to have a wank and me mum starts messaging me incessantly, she does it so fucking often you'd swear she's got an alarm of some sort.

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>>215694618
>loyle
Gets me every time.

>>215689565
She was never a "Hot blonde trophy" wife, she was a make-shift, an average woman without a high degree who Walt settled with because it fueled his ego and superiority complex which couldn't be satisfied if he stayed with someone who was equal and even superior than him in even one single aspect, which is what Gretchen was.

>>215702907
>superior than him in even one single aspect
meaning being born rich?

>Think big titty bitches were hot when I was a kid
>Now I still do but also want to bang girls
Bros...

>>215692317
>tfw you can see them for a single frame when she's walking up the steps

Brehs...

>>215702059
That's you reading too much into it actually

>>215692985
but she got hotter each season
season 6 carmela did her hair and dressed like my mom and is the most attractive

>>215689565
she was a cunt from episode 1

>>215701390
i'm a huge degenerate and have zero interest in family members. this sounds like freudian bullshit which i never believed in

>>215692292
> hee hee he tried to masturbate to me >:)
w-weird…

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>Exclusively jerk off to milf porn growing up
>first escort i ever booked was +40yr old milf
>now 35
>still hooking up with +40 milfs but they're slowing losing their appeal since age gap between us isn't as great anymore
>find myself drawn to college age girls now

What the fuck is happening to me?

>>215689975
cringe post

post the one where Lois has bigger than usual breasts and is from the baby's POV

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>>215703328
I get it bro...

I jerked off to Oprahs fat titties when I googled her in a dress and got a fetish for big thick black grannies
Saw a video where some guy was face fucking one and peeing on her face and I nutted so hard I almost passed out 10/10

back in middle school we would cut our glue sticks into little chunks and flick them at our teachers ass and the back of her legs when she had her back to us. when she would sit down on her chair it would smear around and the next time she would stand up it looked like she had cum stains on her ass and legs. shit was so cash

>>215690211
>Hand on tummy for quick inspection
kek

>>215692292
Would honestly have been funnier if he started moaning even louder instead of screaming in horror

>>215702926
You now understood the idiocy of Walt psyche, congratulation. he threw away his relationship with Gretchen and the stock of his company because he couldn't accept that.
The show tells you twice this btw.

>>215698388
I always found it weird how the show tried to make me think the neighbor lady is supposed to be repulsive, since she was way better looking than Peggy.

>>215703671
you are retarded and an ESL lol quit posting

>>215701487
Same

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>>215689565
I feel like I'm the only person on this board who finds her insanely attractive. It's a lonely feeling and no doubt speaks to some deepseated personal deficiency.

>>215703252
That's like saying you don't believe in allergies, retard.

>>215692317
them shoulders make me blow

>>215700071
I thought your god didn't like you talking about those other ones because he gets jealous.

>>215692292
imagine if your mum put photos of her face on naked ladies that you looked at

Imagine

>>215694885
I like both Peggy and Kelly. What do I win?

Oedibump

>>215702262
>her scheme will put him off porn for the rest of his life.
By making him associate his mom with pornographic imagery for the rest of his life? Is this how millennials grew up?

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>>215703754
For me, it's Charlotte Gainsbourg. My friends think I'm crazy, but I just find her so damn sexually alluring. Stupid sexy Jewish temptress.

>>215703789
we acknowledge them as demons, false gods, hence the small g
they exist and insist they are gods but they are not God

>>215704973
>make your son recoil at porn
>he now has to go out and meet real girls to get his rocks off
>you have now successfully increased your chances of having grandchildren
No mom wants her son to watch porn. It's Malcolm In The Middle, so of course the measures taken are cartoonishly drastic, but her overall logic is sensible.

>>215692292
I would just tough it out and cum anyway
Because then she's the weird one who wanted her son to masturbate to her

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>>215703758
i'm jungian nigger though cocaine is pretty awesome me and syd can agree on that

>>215705456
how many persona games did you play before you became "jungian"

>>215702703
Based gilf lover

>>215689803
Hal was a sexfiend and she was always too exhausted from work to fight him off. He's really into preggo chicks and he tried to architect her.

>>215703400
Was animorphs as shit as goosebumps?

>>215689565
>>215703754
The truth is in the middle.
Yes she was hotter in the earlier seasons, but it's not a massive shift. And no, she wasn't ever a 10/10 trophy wife but she's clearly out of Walt's league and despite starting to wall and becoming a MILF she was probably pretty fine when she was 20

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>>215706951
>>215706951

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>>215706951
She's not remotely out of Walt's league. Bryan Cranston is better looking than her. People really overrate women's looks compared to men, no homo.

>>215689542
you developed some taste

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>>215690211
Checked and pic rel

>>215689565
>She's Walt's hot blonde trophy he got lucky to get
She always had a middle-aged man hag face. It's like all the middle-aged hags shows tried to convince you were hot back in the day, like Courtney Cox or Patricia Heaton. Nope, ugly mannish face. Take it back to the kitchen, monsieur.

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>>215706978
Anna Gunn is 57 now. How the fuck did she look 57 like 30 fuckin years ago?

All you fucking zoom-zoom redditors never watched Deadwood. Anna Gunn was fairly attractive there.

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>>215689542
>be 18-24
>went from liking emo type girls to liking white hipster pick me type girls like pic related pretty much
>got new job and met this Bosnian type chick
>but she is ghetto as fuck and more of a "baddie" type
>she likes acting like she is black and smokes weed and vapes every fucking day
>baddie type girls who smoke and suck dick on work breaks is now my type
Actually crazy cause I fucking hate rap music, but I can't get enough of her and how masculine and angry she is

>>215702262
this wouldn't get my lil perverted ass off porn lmao

>>215707470
Is her name Aliya?

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>>215707406
oh yeah forgot about that role. pretty sexy. great show, Deadwood. theme song revs me up every time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbNfEcYFkm0

>>215698398
are you being retarded on purpose? she a) ruins or renders less effective his dirty magazine and b) epic troll him

obviously he's just going to tear out his mom's pics and jack it to the bodies

Hayden p was the hot af in her cameos.

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>>215694885
BASED

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>>215707470
>hipster pick me type girls
wtf is that?
>ghetto bosnian type?
wtf is that?
>girls who suck dick are my type
You're such a special snowflake

>>215707470
Sounds like you're drawn to whatever girls are around you lol

>>215689542
Lois and Frankie from The Middle kind of attract me for some reason.
Honestly, every sitcom mom who looks tired does.

>>215705025
Yeah, don’t watch Nymphomaniac, dude.

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>>215689803
>maybe if she'd wear a fucking condom
>she wear condom

>>215707609
No it's Sumeya.
>>215707883
>hipster pick me type girls
idk how to explain it but, they basically are white, wear glasses, liked anime and videogames and were slightly above average in the looks department. Think like manic pixie type girls.
>ghetto bosnian type?
She's "muslim" but doesn't really prqactice it. She barley wears her hijab and you can still see her hair. We hang out here and there and she wears a fucking hoodie over her head and counts that as covering herself. She listens to gangster shit rap all day and smokes weed constantly despite coming from a good and somewhat wealthy family.
>>215707936
You might have a point. but right now I just like the generic baddie type girl you'd see on instagram or something

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>>215708091
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzMrK-aGCug

>>215708239
kek

>>215702816
How do i disable wank alarm?

>>215708091
>You might have a point.
It's OK I'm the same.

bump

>>215706712
yes lol and what a funny question

>>215690211
I always thought she was fatter bc of the memes . No way the numbers are right. She's not 165 in Pic 2

>>215705025
That is indeed an esoteric taste, anon.

>>215705025
based oreo lover

>>215703811
My dad had photos of my mom naked on his digital camera which he uploaded to the family PC in the Photos folder and this was when WindowsXP had the screensaver setting you could have it slideshow from the photos folder directory. Let’s just say I am a fan of certain genres of pornography.

>>215696160
I was always a Roz chad

>>215700050
kek got 'em!

>>215696160
>>215698434
Roz was an unashamed slut. She was appealing because she was like one of the boys you could hang around with after work but also be up for getting dicked down if you suggested it

>>215689542
Sir can you please state tv show from which your character is so that I could make an ai generation post?

>>215692300
h-hot

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>>215703754
same here, season 5 was rough for syker, but other than that, I'd still do her

>>215690211
Why did he do it bros

>>215705162
yeah, this has a 99% chance of backfiring irl. (see. >>215707593 >>215703811)
>>215704973
I hadn't thought about it, in the next 5-10 years cases like this are going to skyrocket due to Instagram, Onlyfans and more.
>>215703295
Mommy knows best.

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>>215694885
Ah yes this horrific monster face is soooo sexy you guys

>>215711769
>homosexual underground

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>>215690211
This is literally my dream, a plump wife I can put anywhere between 5 and 10 kids into

>>215702703
would

>>215690211
hahaha fat woman = brosnan xDD this will be such an epic r/4chan post dude lmao

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>>215710123
I have indeed not seen Nymphomaniac, only Antichrist and Melancholia. I'm aware there's a blacked scene in there somewhere, so I'll probably never watch it, though Von Trier intrigues me as a director. Antichrist in particular is a "I can fix her" flick on steroids for me, which ironically is kinda what the movie is about.

>>215693052
Freud was quite literally projecting his own fetish to feel better about it
>barely present mother
>raised by a caretaker
>wants to fuck his own mom
>tries to rationalize it by making up bullshit

>>215696410
Are you retarded?

>>215699341
>at the same time put the weight of the world in expectations over their shoulders AND want them to be tools withcno agency


Schrodinger's son

>>215699754
>discipline
This is not discipline, she's a complete lunatic. My wife acts nothing like her and our son isn't exactly well behaved. She's thoughtful, peaceful and yeah he can be a handful at times but he always comes around in the end. I doubt any of his peers are capable of as much introspection as he is at 8 years old. If I were Hal I'd get the fuck away from that dumb bitch. Also surprised this threads still around.

>>215702703
>she became even hotter
hnnnnnnggggghhh

>>215692317
Wasn't that the pilot? That's why I never watched that show.

>>215692978
A male writer wrote it as a joke.
You people are fucking retarded.

>>215703754
Iktf bro

>>215693111
>Objectively ugly
Learn how to use words properly you fucking zoomer gorilla nigger

>>215695613
That's what all men want. It's also how the species actually propagates you fucking moron

>>215690211
I know most of the turbo autists may find this a weird concept, but maybe Pierce Brosnan simply loves his wife for the person she is?

>>215698398
Interesting how you read grooming into it when there is literally zero objective indication of that in the scene.
I think you’re heavily projecting your own insecurities here.

>>215702703
I think she just exudes confidence. Many „objectively” beautiful women project their insecurities miles ahead of them.
In your picture, look how amazingly she carries her almost completely white hair. That’s almost a no-go for many celebrity women these days.

It’s certainly what I find very attractive.

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>>215689542
Your vision got sufficiently blurry that you can't see that her face looks like a well worn leather bag.
>>215689565
She has a long, rectangular, masculine tranny face and was not hot at any point in the series.

>>215711769
>>215694885
Looks like what I imagine Natalie Mars will look like in 10-20 years.

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>>215714277
forgot pic

>>215694885
This is actually hideous, I swear Al should have left, but he was the moral center

>>215713811
>guy who wants to fuck his mom saying Freud was making shit up