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itt post historic figures you want their biopic
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>served four tours in the black and tans during the Northern Ireland troubles
>volunteered in the Gulf War
>contracted by the dictator of Angola to retake the oil port at Soyo from Soviet Union backed rebels, made $10 million, used it to start a PMC, mostly recruited from Afrikaners
>his PMC is contracted by the insane President of Liberia, Samuel Doe, to protect his iron ore mine from rebels
>Mann's plane touches down in Liberia, he's approached by Doe's advisor and is told the iron ore mine is gone, Doe is getting drunk on Johnnie Walker and talking to witch doctors, and they need to escape the country
>they get out, President Doe is chainsawed to death on the beach by the rebels
>hired by the Papua New Guinean president in 1994 to settle the Solomon Islands Civil War, the Australian press leaks that a white English guy is being hired to crush black resistance, the resulting mass hysteria among New Guineans brings down the government and becomes the most important event in New Guinean history. Mann walks away slightly bemused.
>then hired to stage a coup in Equatorial Guinean, funded by Margaret Thatcher's son, but CIA glowies intervene and have the Zimbabwean government arrest him
>sits in a Zimbabwean jail cell while the Zimbabwean government negotiates with the Equitorial Guineans to see how much oil they can get in return for handing him over
>expects to get shot on arrival, instead the Guineans throw him in Black Beach prison, a 99% African prison considered the most notorious and brutal in all of Africa
>sentenced to 34 years, gets a complete pardon in 2009 and returns to sleepy Southern England

>in between wars and coups, has nine children with three different wives in England.

A man born in 1952 managed to live the life of a Francis Drake, Blackbeard, and Pico Della Mirandola all rolled into one. No one else like him.
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>*inhales*



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