Does this really happen irl, tv?
Thanks feminism, the society is healing already
>>215691295they would never show an old black guy doing this
Real life waitresses in small town diners are used to being called honey/hun/sweet heart/sweetie by the old timey patrons. They don't care.
womens rights were a mistake
>>215691295>pull this shit>get no tip>patron writes your Diner a bad review online or, better yet, complains to your Manager in-person about how needlessly belligerent you're being with paying customers>at best get reprimanded and humiliated by your Boss, more likely get straight-up fired>go on the internet and cry about how sexism and capitalism have made it so you can't pay your rent
>>215691295The amount of times a middle aged woman has called me hon, or love, or sweetie when serving me in a shop. Do I freak out and accuse them of trying to chat me up? No. Woman brain is retarded
>>215691295>Founding Fathers breakfastDAMN, DAT SYMBOLISM DOE
She would get reprimanded and/or fired in reality.
>>215691295What movie is this? Is this a protagonist I'm supposed to be cheering for?
>>215691295>"Founding Father's breakfast with a side of toast.">"Thanks, Becky."
>>215691392google says wrath of becky
>>215691295
>>215691295Imagine if the roles were reversed
>>215691295jeez, sugartits, are you on your period or some?
>>215691466the mental health of men worldwide would improve drastically if they received just one compliment a week
>>215691295If a man pulled this shit over someone saying "thanks dude" everyone including the women who clapped at this would call him an egomaniac.
>>215691420thanks now I have to jack off
>>215691295>Does this really happen irl, tv?
>>215691295No, any girl who actually works at a place like that is gonna be called sweetheart/darling/hun/whatever the fuck else so even if they disliked it (unlikely), they wouldn't bother correcting people.
>>215691295More often than you think
>>215691295>probably been married at least thirty years>likely has kids, grandchildren >sees a young waitress who reminds him of his own daughter at that age>casually calls her sweetheart like she was his own, without ill intent>gets this response>silently reflects on the sorry state of the world and its grim trajectory>take cold comfort in the fact that he won't have to live in it much longer
>>215691295Thanks, bloody bastard bitch.
>>215691295>Respond with "Ok, sweetheart">smirkHer move.
>>215691295No.
>>215691295no.
>>215691295Yes, women get called sweethearts all the time and it's fucking rude.
>>215691295Did he tip her?
>>215691295The equivalent in Bongland is a woman flipping out hysterically over being called "love"
>>215691295Okay Becky, get me the manager so they can hear about this.
if a cunt did this to me, i would flip the plate and trash the place for her to clean up, leave no tip without paying and walk out
>>215692145>Sorry about that, toots>*slips $5 in her cleavage*>*slaps her ass as she goes away*
Writers obviously have never interacted with these types of boomers - they live for banter, no way he would just take the backtalk and act dumbfounded like that
>thanks, hun
>>215691295kek who the fuck wrote this?
>>215691372>Id like the patriarchy potatoes, with the young n' fertile eggs and a side of TEXAS toastTake that media illiterate
>>215691476eh. Colleague patted me on the head twice (she asked before doing it btw) and told me that im good yesterday. im still /druk/ today.
>>215691372the sacred, and the propane
>>215692145
>>215691295Most waitresses call you sweetheart so idk what the problem is
>>215691295Would a woman that does this still expect a tip? I wouldn't give her a penny.
>>215691295I like that they didn't even make the old man actor seem indignant. He's genuinely just portrayed as shocked and confused. It makes her look completely unhinged but I'm sure in the tone of whatever this is she's supposed to be portrayed as justified and correct.
>>215691420i thought you were about to post the webm of the bartender chick filling a cup of beer with her moving it around by holding it between her ass cheeks
>>215694519This one?
>>215694535yesfrankly, it's gross, not sexy, but i'm still amazed by how she managed to pull it off
>>215694544My favourite part is that she allows the customer to retrieve it from her cheeks.
>>215691295No it doesn't. In my 30+ years here on earth I have never experienced these deranged caricatures of "empowered" feminist women.It was and always will be just yapping online.
>>215694535She kinda look like Laura Bailey
>>215694576>It was and always will be just yapping online.Never attended university at all?
No in my cunt.
>>215694624I did in the early 2010s. I met and dated liberal women too.Maybe I avoided a lot of it being in engineering and in a frat so most of my female exposure was sorority sluts
I love when old ladies call me sweetheart
>>215691476How are you lads holding up?
>>215694755I hugged my Dad a few months ago.
"Sweetheart?! No way! Im a total bitch you old man take it back!!!" >>215694755I haven't had four hugs in my life
>>215691295>Anything you wantAlso Becky isn't even her name
>>215691420disgusting
>>215694361Never happened to me :(
>>215694755I get maybe four hugs a year.
>>215691466kek makes me smile everytime it gets posted>you fixed your own computer? you're so smart, that's impressiveif a girl said this to me I'd be riding the high for days
>>215691295https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90Y9nCiXYds
A guy slapped my ass once when I was a waitress. Boomers called me sweetheart all of the time, but that doesn't bother me. One time a guy snapped his fingers and whistled at me to get my attention though. Somehow this was far more infuriating than having my ass slapped.
>>215691612>take cold comfort in the fact that he won't have to live in it much longerThis is why I envy older people.
>>215694175we know, Scottie
>>215691318>>215691295>>215691351>>215692392What can I get ya sweetie?
>>215693218a woman, who else?
>>215694934>30
>>215691466It's a known fact men love it when you compliment their attire
>>215694704this is what witches used to do in the middle ages
>>215692226>If a black guy told her thanks nigga her eyes would pop out and she'll instantly vault over the countertop, her clothes snagging and tearing completely off her body before she gets onto the other side where she starts riding his mysteriously already erect cockus like a Christian girl who just turned 18
>>215694704customer'll be like >wait a minute this tastes like my boyfriend's penis
>>215694553lol
>>215694704I’d pay extra for that.
>>215694934Prime Cut 1972 UHD BluRay (2160p HDR10 DV x265 NVEnc 10bit).mkv, thanks
>>215694704>Literal lunch meats are getting more action than (You)
>>215694755Yeah I get hugs from my bros.Horny retards don't understand that hugs can be non sexual
>>215694953probably had a few kids
>>215691466I get treated like this, is it abnormal?
>>215691466Was this comic supposed to show men how good they have it by not having to go through the torture of getting complimented? If so, the person that made this comment is so FUCKING stupid. Men go years without compliments. Daily affirmations of my worth from strangers would make me confused at first though because I would think they were fucking with me
>>215694934This bitch makes me sick to my stomach now. I would have been excited about fucking her when I was an alcoholic too. God i miss alcohol.
>>215695195alcohol makes ugly women better to fuck?
>>215691466For those who don't know the original comic has a Man complimenting other Men because this is how the female brain works.The original comic only works if it were made by a lesbian; which it wasn't.
i haven't gone to a restaurant one single time in my life, outside of going to them with friends or family. and its been a long time since i had any of those. its always blown my mind why i should ever pay out the ass for someone to put my food into a frying pan, and then for someone to carry a plate to me. and I pay for the ingredients, and that 'labour'?so weird. how about i just pay for the groceries, cook them, and then carry my own plate 3 feet to my own table?
>>215695244So do it then moron. This isn’t your blog.
>>215695228Alcohol makes you not care about the fact that youre having sex with a fat ugly woman. You prioritize your own orgasm via her hungry mouth or blown out pussy instead of your honor and dignity. Its a gateway to hedonism
>>215695268okay, so explain every other post in this thread? you dumb fucking retarded faggot. if you only want to talk to yourself, then open up a fucking word document and type in that. nigger.
>>215695244Certain people take pride in not knowing how to cook, or only eating out, in that they view it as a status symbol.
>>215695284This is not and will never be your blog faggot
>>215695268>This isn’t your blog.Not him but yeah, it is.
>>215691420Real goths don't have tattoos and piercings.
>>215695304Dumb esl poster
>>215695321His statement was perfectly comprehensible my brown friend. Leave the thread immediately
>>215695284not him but if you want to cook then do it. what the fuck are you mad about? go do it. have fun.
>>215691416>wrath of becky>Three years after four Neo-Nazis invaded her family's lake house and killed her father, 16-year-old Becky has escaped from several foster homes.nice
>>215691295Zoomers were so buck broken by this shit in their formative years that they can’t even say hi to a girl in public lmao
>>215695335>didn’t even deny itRelax brown boy. Inb4 LEL DAT WAS NOT MEE
>>215691466If this shit actually happened it would probably cut male suicide rates by over half.
>>215695347>no ur brownEmbarrassing.
>>215691295It only happens if your characters are written by cloistered liberal retards who can't write how actual rural people talk to each other.
>>215695321>eslYou are third-world stupid if you think there was anything grammatically wrong with that sentence.
>>215691295Modern fiction is garbage written by untalented overgrown children who couldn't survive in the real world. Normally I would assume that this scene depicts someone who is overly emotional for some reason or maybe has just received some bad news and is acting out in a way that's going to to get them fired, but we aren't living in that reality anymore. Every facet of our lives is now dominated by spoilt, selfish brats with no functioning sense of perspective whatsoever.
>>215691466I can count the amount of complements I've ever gotten for anything, on one hand.
>>215691466Robowombs already exist. Women are going to have to start doing this or they will stop existing.
>>215691295This is one of these stupid scenarios people make up in their heads under the shower. In this case the writers feminist fantasies.
>>215695138Depends, has it always happened or did it start out of the blue. For me the turning point was the summer of 2013 and it was confusing as fuck at first.
>>215695164I remember the singular compliment I've gotten from a female 30 years ago.
>>215695311Real goths were from the 80s and no one was getting tattoos back then.
>>215695543Damn how old are you
>>215695343>'neo-nazis'Add it to the list.
>>215695445>>215695543The last time I was complimented was a year ago by a japanese chick. She said I was cute, so naturally, I sperged out and ruined my chances lmao
>>215695543What was it?
>>215695595Your bald spot isnt as noticeable today
>>215691295I only ever got mad when guys who were near my age would call me that. If it was an older guy I thought it was sweet.
>>215695578Produced by Jordan Yale LevineJordan BeckermanRuss PosternakRaphael MargulesJ.D. LifshitzTracy RosenblumChadd Harbold
>>215695569Old enough to have wisdom which would be completely ignored.
>>215695595Teacher asked who had a good voice to read Romeo and Juliet and oneitis said I had a sexy voice.
>>215695705Stop assuming and start dropping the wisdom you overly sensitive faggot
>>215695543I still remember that one time in high school when a girl gently touched my back to compliment me.
>>215691295Old timers with bad eyes will default to addressing you by affectionate pet names, yes. Becky handled herself very poorly by scolding her customer.
>>215695719>oneitisI was in love with a lesbian for 10 years. She was my oneitis hard. First time I saw her i told her that she was perfection in my eyes etc. She got out of an abusive relationship with a woman and I just randomly messaged her one night and she agreed to hang out. My lesbian oneitis agreed to hang out with me. At this point, I was a severe alcoholic and looked the worst I ever had in my life. Absolute bam margera levels of bloat lord. We hung out and talked for 8 fucking hours. It was amazing. The entire time I was thanking god that my life would finally get better. That I dont have to drink myself to death anymore. That I held on for this moment and that I would finally be saved from myself by her. My princess finally took me in. So I asked her if I could kiss her and she said "yes I was just going to ask you that." Anyways, we kiss for a bit and then go to her bedroom. We get naked and her body is amazing and mine is a mess and she didn't care. She was ready and willing and wanted me legs spread. Now, given that I was an out of shape alcoholic and was roughly 23 drinks in that day (average for me) my dick wasn't getting hard. My dick was right next to my oneitis' beautiful pussy after having been pining for her for 10 fucking years. 10 years and there she was. Byt my dick just wouldn't get hard. So I laid next to her and began panicking and blurted out "will you be my girlfriend" to a woman that just spent an hour telling me how she got out of a long abusive relationship. I didnt play it cool. I panicked and said the lamest possible thing I could have in that moment, to which she responded to by getting out of the bed and putting her clothes on. I began panicking more and started to apologize but at that point it was over. She drove me to my friends house and I got black out drunk the next night and called her and cussed her out for 30 minutes then tried drinking myself to death and woke up in the hospital. That was a year and a half ago.
>>215692392laughed irl desu.
>>215694624I studied a woman dominated degree with a class of 85% women and I never encountered this sort of thing. I went to college in 2010-2015
>>215695431If that scenario took place in the real south, the old guy would have just called her "ma'am" and there would be no more to it.
>>215691420>septum rings and tattoosthanks for the HIV pancakes
>>215695834I call women in their 20s ma'am in California and they look insulted. I enjoy that.
>>215695857Noo you dont understand theyre sexually experienced dont you want that in a wife?
>>215695860I call people sir all the time because I can't help it and get plenty of goofy looks. I also enjoy it.
>>215695720The most important thing to remember is that women want sex as much as men.Women take whatever beliefs are socially acceptable. If their social group is you that means whatever you believe. Most of them only go along with gays and other nonsense as a fake persona. Just being honest is a huge relief since they can actually be themselves. This obviously does not work if they are in a group.Build rapport by repeated small interactions. "hello, how goes?, doing anything interesting?" This should basically be a shit test for you to determine if they are even worth talking to. The ideal situation is one where you are completely passive and they can leave, ie not in an elevator.Invite them to do something you are already going to do on your own. This should alleviate the nervousness of rejection. It doesn't matter what they say your plans are the same.Make it clear early on you want to fuck them. Friendzone isn't really a thing. As long as they know you would fuck them, you can be friends and probably eventually fuck them. Just make it clear if they aren't fucking you that you are prioritizing other women's attention.Fucking a lot of women makes you just as much of a loser as the incel without a family. You will end up hating them even more.This all assumes you are white.
>>215691295I always make EGGregious puns whenever I eat eggs at diners/breakfast places; coupled with either a chortle, guffaw or chuckle. The server's response to my EGGcellent jokes determine the tip. e.g. no laugh, smile, or even a slight upturn of the lips results in no tip.
>>215695567I remember. Take me back.
>>215691420>sluts pivoting to being goth to fill a niche and make money
>>215691392Yes, she's supposed to be relatable to the film's intended audience. Especially in the following scene, where she fantasizes about slashing the old man's throat open.
>>215695138Yes. Start carrying peperspray, you might get raped
>>215695824>woman dominated degreeWhat was it?
>>215695445If you posted a cat picture instead of dog you would have gotten a compliment from meYou are doing this to yourself
>>215694755Do people actually like being touched that much?
>>215695751
>>215691466Every night I pray a portal opens up and I fall into this world.
some women insulted her dog and then called my smile cute when she caught me grinning about iti actually did a "y-you too"well it was "yours is too", but stillfuck me
>>215691420>expect to be served by a morbidly inclined girl with sardonic, flat affect>get some dominatrix sideshow insteadMy disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.
>>215694934I'm thinking flapjacks
>>215696083Cats are based but that's a Chihuahua in a Hawaiian shirt with a mint julep, get out of your own ass.
>>215696347>that's a Chihuahuaand that's the problem
>>215691295This chick looks like my roomates ex who gave me mixed flirty signals the whole time they were together
>>215696363why didn't you spitroast her?
>>215691295To be fair, she clearly doesn't have a sweet heart. Cunt is bitter to the core.
>>215691295Just say no I can't see itI'm old and don't have good eyes
>>215696391Becky is absolutely appropriate, I have never met one who wasn't a cunt.
>>215691420Tranny o algo
>>215696373I fell in love with her instead and still hang out with her occasionally but will never make a move because we have disconnected life goals.
>>215694934Every single women that looks like this will eat your assIm not into it but it's still helpful information
>>215696120kek i love this fucking place >>215695751should have just masturbated her pusy m8how are you an alkie and you didn't have a backup plan in case your dick fails (which it always will)?t. alkie
>>215695311cry about it faggot
>>215691466I got complimented by a barista on my fashion two months ago and I still think about it daily...
>>215696476Same thing happened to me but it was a gay guy. I only get compliments from gay guys. I don't know if I'm sending some sort of signals but at least it's some sort of confidence booster.
>>215694535Ah yes I love some microscopic shit particles all around my glass for that extra tangy flavor.
>>215696476which is the exact and obvious reason why women cant go around dishing out compliments willy nilly
>>215696535>MicroscopicThat's hoping for the best
>>215694755I flinch away when somene tries to hug at this point, it's intimidating.
>>215691420>tattoed
>>215694755lol BMWF. Science says hes 8 times more likely to rape her.
>>215694755I dont like hug. It makes me feel unconfortabe
>>215691295about a year or two ago, I was going through the McD's drive thru. They had some kid with blue hair at the window. So I took my food, and I says to the kid: "thanks, buddy," and I start to leave. and I shit you not, the twinks entire body siezes up for a a second, he looks at me, and I can see they were struggling to keep a lid on it. I probably coulda stuck around for a free show, but I had shit to do
>>215691295>Does this really happen irl, tv?No because as an employee you're supposed to bottle up and keep your mouth shut, even when facing a real insulting customer. So, IRL, this bitch would not say shit
>>215696617>vomitIt's funny because that's what she did also.
*silences moids*
>>215691295>OK, well Becky you just lost your tip
>>215691466Even when a guy complements me I feel good. In August it was a guy telling me he liked my worn out stained Jean jacket from years ago and I practically lit up and sincerely said thankyou. It was a zoomer kid at a smokeshop
>>215691295I regularly buy fish from a middle-aged female vendor who calls me sweetheart every single time. I have never once been offended by this (I am a guy).
>>215694535I love this bitch, unironically would coom
>>215691351If anything it's endearing>>215691420
>>215691420I would unironically go full Karen and demand my money back if a diner did this with my food.
>>215691295“Now, you look way too young and pretty to be a bitter cunt.” Reminder a black would have punched her in the face.
>>215694624Not him but I went to college a decade ago and never experienced anything like in the OP.
>>215691351>>215691466yeah, older women will do this all the time. not sure if its just because they grew up in a different time, or if they are just forced to learn empathy and compassion for men after walling
>>215694911Respect I used to be a cook that brought people their food to their table and yeah something like snapping or gesturing like they're my boss made me sore
>>215691295once a black waitress called me sugar and honey and it made me feel so warm and happy
>>215696105All mammals do. Have you ever owned a cat or a dog? Think about how much physical affection they need to be happy. We are not much different from them.
>>215694934This is what my gfs mother looked like when I met my gf when she was 16. She was a waitress for apple bees
One time a big fat black woman at lowes called me beautiful and ever since then all the "sweety" or "sugar" comments can't compare
i called a black stripper sexual chocolate and she liked it but little did she know i was referring to the band from coming to america
>>215695138https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAQoXOLlvT0
>>215691295i literally would just hard ignore her once she pointed at the name tagimagine being spineless enough to listen to a woman talk
>>215695986thats some mid wisdom for an old man. I'm 30 and been with same woman 11 years and have a kid. what else you got
>>215697334not bad. but the true power play is to just keep staring at her tits untill she walks away. Then you stare at her ass
>>215695311This, and fags STILL refuse to accept the reality of these cliques, which is why shit sucks ass now
>>215691295Nobody IRL takes offense to this shit, waitresses deal with actual harassment on the regular. A simple "sweetheart" or "dear" doesn't even register on the disrespect scale to anybody actually working in food service, which proves whoever wrote this doesn't know shit about working a job like that.
I have been called love, gorgeous and boo boo this yearA girl I worked a while ago delivering pizza recognized me and started a convoA doctor did my checkup and automatically assumed I had an active sex life
>>215694755I had one in 2019, I was 17 and in high-school0 since
>>215696970She has a point in panel 3
>>215691295My female lead asked if it was okay to call me dear. Told her it’s fine, I’m not a pussy.
>>215698161>My female lead asked if it was okay to call me dear.This is the kind of shit women in power concern themselves with. Labels. Not getting the actual fucking job done.
>>215697918She would if men thought hair pieces were normal the way women think all the fake shit they use like make up and extensions etc are. Which we don't.
>>215696970The real issue with foids is that most can't even take car of their bodies and skin. The amount of women with shit skin who use makeup to cover it is insane. It's really not hard to have a skin care routine and for it to function.
>>215694934I'll have the Plap and Glak, thank you, extra Glak, please?
>>215691476fuck it, make it once a year, I haven't had one in a decade
>>215694613and/or Rachel Star...>>215691420I would say new fetish unlocked but then I remembered I'm already a degenerate, lol
>>215691318They call people those things themselves
>>215698451Skin care tip time
>>215691420that’s actually really fucking gross
>>215697168I used to work with a bunch of middle-aged/old ladies in my 20s and they would use these terms more than my actual name. It never bothered me.
>>215691466I got cat called by two girls out of their car window when out jogging shirtless once. This was like 4 years ago and I still ride that high
>>215694755I dont think ive touched another human in at least 18 months, maybe two years.
>>215696050>slashing the old man's throat open because he calles you sweetheartKek, women really are the fragile sex
>>215691612It’s also probably a force of habit. I call my 3 and 2 year old daughter and son “honey” “sweetheart” “sweetie” etc and I’ve had to stop myself from almost calling my peers and coworkers those nicknames lol
>>215694624I attended university from 2010-2014 and in a critical discourse class one of the guys openly mocked LGBT by saying “LGBTBBQ sandwich” (it was a fresh joke at the time) and the entire class laughed. They all laughed. In a blue county on the east coast. It was genuinely a different time despite not even being that long ago
>>215695276I can’t get it up when I drink alcohol though
>>215698849I remember it starting to get a little shitty around 2013 or 14, probably the "hands up, don't shoot" shit where people thought saying all "all lives matter" was a racist statement. Take me back.
>>215696476this is why women DONT compliment men if you think about it>hey nice shirt!>guy immediately starts picturing their life together and if he’s unhinged he will take things too far
>>215695751nice pasta
>>215694755>humans are the apex of life, they are not animals, they are different>also humans
>>215698891I was in college when occupy wall street and I remember the dumb hippy liberal arts professor was more excited about it than any of us were>wow this is exciting you guys are living through history in the making>crickets>guy audibly whispers to his friend “it’ fucking gay”
>>215698915if it was normalized it wouldn't be that way. Plus, that's preferable to women's reaction to compliments, which is generally disdain, something way more unlikeable IMO.
>>215698967It was pretty cool at the beginning. Wall street absolutely deserves to be fucked. They were getting ready to fuck them, and then the Illuminati made it gay. And I'm not being facetious. or hyperbolic
>>215691295Well, the character got mind broken by the king of queens (but le nazi) and lost a dog and both her parents within a year of each other. She's unhinged but a super girl boss that can fight 240 pound men. It is super stupid and gay but her being this batshit over something so slight fits the character.
>>215699006I know. I always reply with the same thing when OWS is mentioned. Why do you think it shifted from class warfare to identity politics and race warfare. They shifted the protest from us vs them to you vs me and it worked
>>215699022I don't care about the context, it's gay and lame.
>>215699006>>215699039>Some Occupy Wall Street protests have included anti-zionist and/or anti-Semitic slogans and signage such as "Jews control Wall Street" or "Zionist Jews who are running the big banks and the Federal Reserve". As a result, the Occupy movement has been confronted with accusations of anti-Semitism by major US media outlets and US politicians.[162][163][164]what’s the lie though?
>>215694535What if she rips a fat one?
>>215699085The whole thing is gay and lame. It is billed as a Home Alone style horror movie but is probably the most girl boss movie to ever girl boss. It doesn't even do what it advertises (inventive traps for a child's mind) and is just an excuse to have gratuitous violence and gore on screen. The plot has to get worse and worse for her to succeed.
>>215691420
>>215698870Sometimes I can but lose all sensitivity. Sometimes I cant though.. see>>215695751This is me too
>>215695567380s*
>>215695751thats based
>>215694837I'd you're ever in Glendale California, find a place with an Armenian waitress. It must be a cultural thing, but I was called "Honey" all day while working in that town.
>>215700115Don't listen to this anon, California Armenians are all scammers.
>>215695311>Real goths don't have tattoos and piercingsSo the perfect woman does exist out there.
>>215691295I get that this character is a psycho but servers have a whole bag of tricks to get max tips:>Wear certain hairstyles>Show some cleavage>Wear yoga pants until the fatties get them banned from the dress code for grossing patrons out>Flirt and use multiple terms of endearment >Send out snaps they are serving tonight>Use smell good lotions and body sprays to cover up their weed smell
>>215691295>be old>be very cordial in old way>get berated by insecure and overmedicated person 60 years younger than you because they think old manners are literal genocideno, this never happens irl but it's fun to think about.
>>215691295im sure it happens sometimes but it always ends with the cunt being fired or the resturaunt closing. personally I would leave without saying anything so shed have to pay for the meal
>>215700154of course they exist but literally every single one is snatched up in high school. you get one shot
>>215700367Swap her out with a black woman (the most insecure and hateful of all peoples) and it actually does happen plenty.
>>215696970>I got robbed by a group of women last night!What color were they?
>>215696475Irony
No, because being this much of a petty cunt will get you a $0.01 tip.
>>215691420They look like shit
>>215701006why give her a penny? if you really want to send someone like this over the edge, just write "smile more" in the tip line
>>215701006From my experience working with them the best way to get them to seethe is to write a bible quote on the merchant copy.
>>215701245Devilish
>>215691295What sort of fucking retard would write this? It only makes sense if this character is some kind of deranged psycho and gets fired in the next scene.
>>215695164No it's okay obvious the comic is implying that the kind of shit women always complain about would be taken in good spirits by men.
>>215701279The character is a deranged psycho. Even before everything goes awry she's a selfish, moody teen cunt. It is also co-written and co-directed by a woman. I think they want you to sympathize with what Becky has gone through but are too stupid to pull it off.
Why can't chuds just accept that being a moderately attractive young woman is the hardest difficulty?
>>215701423I can accept that it's hard if you get offended every time you get positive attention from a man
>>215700609>Looky what we have here, ladies, another unsuspecting ponce!
I just read for 6 hours while you faggots shitposted. Have a good evening
>>215691466I've never been complimented by anyone ever. What does it feel like?
>>215695567They didn't have shitty black lipstick either.
>>215691420>goth>its just two basic bitch failed women with tattoos and piercings >throws up on pancakes I'd be seriously pissed off if that actually happened. Like I might actually throw the plate at them and walk out.
when tables snap at me i just ignore iti'm probably annoyed at that point & dgaf about tips; just want them out asap
>>215691466I got a haircut and my neighbour said it looked handsome That was 2 years ago
>>215701615You feel embarrassed because you dont know if they're honest or they're just mocking you
>>215701577Whatcha reading anon? I'm reading Shadow Ticket.
>>215698748I have a big ass and when i was in middle school, two older girls ran up to me and grabbed my ass hard, then ran away laughingI'm gay tho and it was weird af
>>215699230lucky you
>>215701615I always feel weird when it happens so I kind of just nod my head a little and say "thanks". I know I come off as an asshole doing that but I really don't know how to respond to compliments well because it's so rare it happens.
>>215701615it's a confusing experience, bro.like, at first, you're not really sure if they are talking to you or someone else. and even then, you're not really sure what they mean by that. are they just saying that to be polite? are they being sarcastic, do they really mean it? I find the best thing to do is politely wrap up the interaction, and leave
Where I live, you're not even allowed to say "honey". Even if you are a young girl saying it to another young girl. They will cart you away.
>>215691295becky needs to chill out lol
>>215691466I like being complimented. If I was attractive enough to get sexually harassed or groped I wouldn't like it though.
>>215701615>What does it feel like?It always feels like they are trying to manipulate you like telling a retard how smart they are.
>>215702655Life as a bee must be hard
>>215691295>female waitresses call me "honey" or "sweetheart" all the timeShould I have embarrassed her and corrected her?
>>215691420Where goth?
>>215701119Tipping a penny is more infuriating and passive-aggressive than tipping nothing at all. You could combine the methods of "smile more" with a penny tip to multiply the seethe factor.>>215701245lul
>>215691466Eh, telling someone to smile more legitimately seems patronizing and annoying. The rest sound great though, men would love to be complimented
>>215691295what a bitch
>>215694755I haven't been hugged in ten years.
>CAN'T YOU TELL I AM A SERIOUS BUSINESSWOMAN, WORKING HARD BEHIND THE COUNTERi was just trying to be nice...?
>>215694755no one does that much hugging
>>215704499Tipping a penny from now on. This sounds so funny.
>>215704538Get over here, big fella
>>215691295Do American movie directors/writers really want people to be this easily offended?This is "Edo Samurai" tier of being easily offended.(During the Edo period, Samurai were not really warriors, but easily offended bureaucrats)
>>215704609I thank you sir.
>>215696347Mint juleps are based thoughbeit.
>>215691295Bitches need to get over themselves. We don't say that to demean them, but to be sweet to them, in flattery. Women live life on easy mode and still find shit to complain about.
Saying things like>you look goodand>smile morewill get you fired, don't do it.
>>215695824i did my grad with MDs (60%+ women) and a lot of them were like thiswhite-knight climate change "activists" that would fly for vacations around the world, cant make this shit up
