Will you watch wokelands tomorrow
>>215693977A toy-maker has already spoiled the movie.
>>215693977Tomorrow? No. Eventually? Sure.
>>215693984what's with the tail?
>>215693984oh shit is that a XENOMORPH TAIL? BADLANDS HAS XENOMORPHS????
>>215693977Watching it 3 times only because of the wholesome chungus baby preed
>>215693984pussy prognosis?
>>215694032Probably a figure for Alien Earth.
That predator looks fucking terrible, like some generic video game enemy NPC. The original was a special effects showcase, why does the new one look so smooth, like some Polar Express bullshit?
Fuck Elle Fanning
It will be crap just like every iteration nowadayswhite guys will be the enemy and die alotscreencap this
>>215693977>PG-13
>>215694010She doesn't have a tail. Those are machine parts hanging out. She's a gynoid.
>>215694311Based, I will now take my wife and children to watch your kino
>>215694233Because the new one is CGI slop work from pajeets because that saves costsSkilled work, specially skilled practical effects like the original are considered too costly for corpos
>>215694388>corposso it's all their fault we don't get preem shit anymore?
>>215694233it's supposed to appeal to brown people because it looks like them
>>215693984Why do people buy stuff like this? Children cannot play with it and I do not get why adults, who it is clearly aimed at, would want to display it. Is it arrested development? A result of hyper-consumerism?
>>215694569She farts from there.....
Thourght this was a joke. It's an actual movie and not AI parody....A black predator (oh the irony) and a woke liberal girl boss he lugs around on his back. Oh and she has witty comebacks!Wtf is this shit? It's like Ghostbusters but somehow trying to be worse
A niggerfied Predator, shit cgi, laser swords, laser bows and pg13 ratingWon't even bother to pirate it
>>215693977No.
Sure it's a low budget streaming movie on Hulu, right?
IT'S A CHILD'S MOVIE.Don't bother with this trash
It's for children, don't get tricked by this movie.
>>215694297There's literally not a single human being in the movie, Anon
>>215693977Yes. I'm here for yautja btfoing synths.
>>215694538Ironic since a black man played the first Predator.
>>215694401Mostly. Practical Effects went the way of 2D animation, both require hiring and most importantly, keeping talent which corporations absolutely loathe doing. So in turn both got replaced with CGI that is done offshore probably by some sweatshop in asia.Directors/production being shit taste having faggots also plays part. I recall that The Thing's prequel was going to be all practical effects by skilled people, but some leadership changed, the PE guys were sent off and everything was CGI'd over(even parts that were already done in practical) because the new guy hated PE and wanted CGI only.
>>215694355Based blind tard
>>215693984what is supposed to be the spoiler here?
>>215693977I'm not sure I would call it woke, but it was made for China big time.
>>215694010looks like a xenomorph figure
>>215693984NECA makes the figures from Romulus, the tail is from this:https://store.necaonline.com/products/alien-romulus-ultimate-xenomorph-xx121-7-inch-scale-action-figure?_pos=1&_psq=xeno&_ss=e&_v=1.0
>>215698059yeah they just about finished the film using all practical effects but no, its 2025 we need cartoons in our horror movies
>>215694616You know people whose entire personality is Halloween? Those same sort of people exist, but for ‘nerd’ culture.These people often mistake criticism over any given piece of media (their personal obsession) as a personal attack. They are half the reason our movies and games suck now. They defend awful media like their honor depends on it and for every movie you won’t watch it every game you don’t play they’ll buy 3 copies of each.
>>215694616You gonna bitch about posters next? Fuck off, let people enjoy stupid shit. Actually I cant remember the last time i saw somebody under 25 even use a poster since youre all brain rotted retards.
>>215698469You sound like you desperately wanted to get in a fandom only to get pushed out because you were an ungodly chore to even be around. Work on that my guy, you need some help, if this is your reaction to a fuckin movie toy
Thats not what they look like. Predators have a cool bald patch in the middle, this just looks like a nigger.
>>215697797A regular person with a fire extinguisher can btfo a Weyland Yutani synth, they're not tough
>>215698188>what is supposed to be the spoiler here?the tail on the right spoils that a xenomorph will appear in the movie
>>215694401Of course Choom. Its all about the eddies with those gonks.
>>215698485Supposedly this is meant to be a young predator. A child predator if you will.Which would make him the first child predator protag on movie history.
>>215698470>>215698484This is exactly what I’m talking about. >>215698469
>>215694616>Is it arrested development? A result of hyper-consumerism?Yes.
>>215693977Are you mental?A PG-rated Predator movie?
>>215694009Yes because it has Elle Fanning in it.
>>215699440Maybe cause it cost like 100m
>>215693977>the predator is a ni- BONGGG!
>>215698470>Fuck off, let people enjoy stupid shit.People should stop acting like kids collecting toys. Also with your reasoning, you can effectively argue that there is nothing wrong with people consuming whatever and every slop show, film, or game. People enjoying stupid shit can easily just means that is all that gets catered for and the degrading of standards.
>>215698470>I cant remember the last time i saw somebody under 25 even use a poster since youre all brain rotted retards.But only a brainrotted retard would have still have posters on their wall after college
>>215698470Anon, are you typing that in your room covered with posters and full of cabinets displaying with toys?
>>215693977Why the fuck would I waste my time doing that?
Gonna be in the top ten interracial kinos, amongst the likes of The Bodyguard and Karate Kid 2
>>215693977Timmies mad
>>215693984tfw no elle (or the VVitch era anya taylor-joy) aryan bang maid that happens to be a fully programmable android.
>>215701480>The VVitch anyaMan of culture.
>>215701470I HATE INTERRACIAL WHEN WHITE WOMEN ARE INVOLVED
>>215693977big bomb incoming
>>215693977
>>215702573Everyone does you aren't special
>>215693977How is it woke? Also wasn't woke supposed to be dead by now?
>>215700054Clothed? Don't care.
>>215693984That predator looks like a bulldyke lesbian
>>215702887Stop being a pervert its not only gross its sinful
>>215694569why is she always doing that?
>>215694281i wish i could
>>215702876wokelands appreciator
This shit is gonna flop so hard
>>215703123bbc mating ritual (or so i hear)
>>215693984>Half the toy at full priceDiabolical
