Did you watch Ozark? What did you think of it?I'm just starting S1 and I rarely see people talking about it
>>215696051If you like S1, stop once its donebecause it just goes downhill from there
>>215696051Seen it last year but cant remembber much of it only that i liked the blond girl and that the show was a bit of a drag.
I used to watch Ozark while I lied in bed with my ex-girlfriend in her little apartment at college. It's hard to watch now even though years have gone by. I've found another woman and I love her, even dated her longer at this point, but it's not the same. I'll never know the passion that I felt with my first love again, and I guess I'm alright with that. Smile that it happened as they say. Christ, I need a mother fucking drink but I told myself I'd cut down and not drink until the weekend. Lord give me fucking strength. Goddamn it. I quit smoking too.
>>215696051I really love the first three seasons. I think it's worth sticking with until then, it's great at setting up chekhov moments and the drama escalates in a compelling way. Season 3 especially has one of the best performances I've seen on TV from a new character introduced. Season 4 is such a remarkable piece of shit it's insane lmao, it's not even a thing with a lot of shows where it kinda falls off near the end it falls off a CLIFF it's so bad. Best thing Netflix has produced thoughspoilersAgent Petty was the main hook of the show for me and I think his death kills the show, with the Ben arc in season 3 redeeming it temporarily.
There's nothing to talk about. It's not very good but not that bad either. It just is. You'll wonder if the main character will have sex with a certain side character and that's about all there is to it.
Breaking Bad but gay and lame
auraless kwab
I want to fuck Julia Garner
cuck porn in the very first scene, sorry bro i'm not watching it
>>215696051Its good. Solid, good. Never great.
>>215696124This is why I hate men
I watched episode 1 with my mom and it was so cringe I couldn't watch the rest by myself
>>215696051i recently finished the show. overall a very good experience, season three was the best. season four was a bit of a let down but it still ended in a way that was coherent with its themes
>>215696364she's incredibly cute, good performance and ruth is an interesting character as well
>>215696051lost interest pretty early on because it was boring and stupid
why is this show memed on for the blue i think it looks good actually
>>215696051I thought she was such a cunt I dropped it the moment she showed up.
You now remember Mason
>>215696051I stuck with it and liked it. Worth a binge
The wife in the first episode is a retarded insufferable cunt. The audacity to slap your husband when SHE fucked another man because he was happy he died. I would have punched that retarded cunt in the throat and beat her senseless and said she’s lucky to even be in the car with him.Show is gay and retarded
>>215696568yeah Wendy is the villain what did you watch it all the way through she's never redeemed she's just evil and the show knows she's evil
>Okay, m-hm. Yeah I get it but you need to listen to me, you need to bump this thread at least once every ten minutes or Omar Navarro's gonna kill us, you got it? Only once, every ten minutes. no more, no less. We gotta keep this under the radar. Can you do that for me? Good
>>215696568You're in for a ride then, she gets worse and worse
>>215696085There's parts of each season I liked. The casino boat had ots moments and the whole meme cartel character asking Marty for increasingly ridiculous demands with less and less time was really funny
>>215696595>You're going to have to come over, okay Ruth? You got that? Mhm. You have to come to the house, get on your knees and suck my dick. I have it under control. Can you repeat that for me? Uh, we have 30 minutes before the kids are home Ruth.
>>215696470yeah she plays a cocky small-time criminal hillbilly teenager. that's her character, what else?
>>215696595BUT MARDY FUCK YOU WAYATTTT NEEDS TO GO TO MIZZOU
>>215696623and everytime marty's like "no i can't do that here's why that's impossible" and omar navarro's like "i am not asking you, mardi, i am telling you to do this" and then he hangs up
>>215696401F-fellow men, you mean right?
>>215696674She's sassy, resourceful, has trouble trusting other people because of the environment she grew up in and so on.
>>215696586>>215696613 Ya no I stopped watching it after that because that scene filled me with such blood curdling rage I wanted to punch my TV. If she only gets worse then I definitely don’t want to watch it I already fucking hate women like that enough.
>>215696709this, i don't get people who stops watching something when they don't like a certain character
how would they have written ozark if mobile phones didn't exist? they are the most central item that moves the plot along, without them nothing would happen
>>215696893just like real lifei can't escape being able to be contacted by phone either
>>215696903its simple. i just don't answer the phone
>>215696595>”Marty. I need you bump this thread, launder $53,000,000, and steal the torch from the Statue of Liberty. You have 14 minutes. Do not fail me.”>”Uhhhh, okay. Yeah. Okay. I’ll do it.”>Marty accomplishes all tasks in 13 minutes and 21 seconds
>>215696917top kek. yeah a lot of the story beats in ozark are to appeal to casual viewers, to keep things as exciting as possible
>>215696568>Early SeasonsMarty maneuvers through failure after failure trying to keep his retarded family alive. Despite the universe bending over backwards to fuck him over, he pulls a small win and keeps them going through another week>Later SeasonsWendy makes a phone call and problems disappear. She can talk down to the cartel, cops, members of state, etc. She just sits at a desk and talks for a minute and the problem is over.
>>215696968The biggest problem this show had was satisfying resolutions. The characters were good, the atmosphere was good, and the plot hooks were good, but nothing ever ended wellThe one that sticks out to me the most is how the KC mafia’s involvement gets ended because the boss drives four hours down to personally shake down a pair of hillbillies and gets killed. Just stupid beyond belief
what are the actual themes of this showi don't know if anyone involved could even answer
>>215697056Power corrupts, blah blah blah. Even the Byrd's children eventually fall into the lifestyle and murder a good man, smiling.
>>215697056hillbilly- a redneck who lives in the hillsredneck- a hillbilly who lives where there's a lot of sunshine
>>215696051I really like this show and fuck Ruth, I fucking hate that bitch
>>215697035>but nothing ever ended welli think that is the moral of the whole show, that evil always wins and that once you get into this criminal world, you can't get out alive with your conscience intact
>>215696051MARDI
>>215697108
>>215696470>MARDY!
>>215696709She's an annoying cunt
>>215697163no she's not
>Ozark is filmed beneath a live studio ocean
>>215697185Yeah, she is. Constantly bitching about how fucked up her life is because of the Byrdes, when in reality, it’s her own decisions that led to this situation in the first place.
>>215697091No, you misunderstand. I mean nothing ever ended well from a writing perspective. Like the way plot hooks were resolved were universally poor
The show died with Del. Just became silly after.
>>215697420i get it, the only plot i liked was buddy's. it felt like it had a beginning, middle and end without just ending abruptly
(You)s, gimme your fucking (You)s
>>215697506best character in the show
>>215696051i just loved hearing marty byrd talk. its been a while so i might rewatch.
I don't think I've ever seen a tv series that would continuously jump the shark as much as this piece of dogshit
>>215697666Name the shark jumping moments
>>215697835when they survive the car crashkilled esai morales offmarty withstanding being held captive by navarrowendy's dad being john-boy from the waltonsdarlene poisoning to get more landand then darlene and ruth's cousin being in a relationshipi forget what else
>>215696051I dropped it by the last season.Just didn't really care about what happened to anyone.
>>215696051I binged it during a week of absolute drunken stupor degeneracy, all I remember is when the baby showed up and somebody, for example that methhead looking drug king pin bitch, called the baby Zeek, I would laugh really hard and start yelling AYO BABY SNEEEEEED!!! like a retard.Show seemed fine, I didn't drop it at least.
>>215696051#teamjonah
>>215699689wtf you absolute king retard, how can you manage to watch four seasons in one week without losing your mind and every episode blending together, getting turned into a blur of noise and sound? that would make me crazy, took me over a month to watch four seasond
>>215699726by not being a brainrot iPad kid zoom zoom faggot with the attention span of a goldfish.I'm currently binging the Three Kingdoms as I type this shit and have watched 18 episodes in one sitting.AYO BABY SNEEEEEED LMAO
I dropped it when Laura Linney had her brother murdered. Highly unlikeable characters.
>>215699770nigga u nuts
Tbh I generally liked this show but the last season was just so strange and the ending sucked. Nothing more to say really.
>>215696051I tried. I got about 4 episodes in. It was trying way too hard to be "bad ass" and then they started with the gay sex stuff so i had to drop it.It also looks really bad, visually.That lead actor plays the exact same character in everything he's in too, once you've seen him in a few things it's really annoying.
>>215696051>blue filter
>>215701986gay sex? Oh you bad
>>215699726What an odd thing to say
>>215696124This is pasta you bitch
>>215703696Damn
>>215696586>yeah Wendy is the villainRetard. It's an entire family of villains.
>>215698563I don't think you understand what jumping the shark means.
>>215699689Darlene can get it
>>215699808How would you have gotten out of that situation?
>>215704690He meant jumping the lark
>>215696401fuck you, its the same reason i hate women
Except for the cheating I stand by every decision Wendy made
bump
>>215697108>>215697124>>215697185She just needed a good plapping by her father Marty
>>215699808Only likeable characters in the whole show are Jacob Snell and Jonah Byrd
>>215706665>Jonah ByrdHe's the worst character.
>marty you have one week
>Marty. Listen to me. You need to samefag an Ozark thread to 100 replies in 2025. The show is dead Marty there's nothing to talk about, nobody watched it. You have one day Marty or I kill your entire family.
>>215707502You faggots will make BB and Soprano threads 5 times a day but an Ozark thread once a year is too much?
>>215696401>Hating anon for having fond memories of a girlStfu, you're gonna die alone and a virgin
the lamps kino is the best thing in this show
>>215708155Lamps?
i can't remember the end but im pretty sure i didn't like it cos of Ruth
>>215708719You wanted a happily ever after?
>>215705422Blue
>>215697506I adore his manic diatribe in the taxi.weve all been there.
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>>215696051Nobody here understood the ending. Ozark is a top 5 show easily.
>>215696464She mogs Ruth so hard
I like Mike but what was with this cameo? Reminded me of Ed Sheeran in GoT except ven more deliberate since he played himself
>>215696051>starts off great with an untapped side of criminal activity connected to a far bigger foreign syndicate>immediately veers into ridiculous girl boss nonsense where a crazed hillbilly bitch can shoot a mob boss' son's dick off and somehow make an alliance with them after
>>215709667It was due to the xillenial Obama brains of the writers.
>>215709722>Obama brainsBut he's a Bernie guy
>>215696304Is that the mayor of NYC?
>>215709737I only know him as the politically engaged rapper who goes to the dnc, I assume that's why the writers know him as well. I only familiar with LP's music who made a song about fucking a teenager and kidnapping a slave from an alien planet.
>>215709741This show was ahead of its time
>>215696051Ozark was a fun ride for a while, problem is they didn't seem to have a central arc or conclusion in mind, they were just meandering and making it up as they went along, season to season. So the ending is a huge letdown. It barely has an ending, more like it pretends to have one- it goes for some cheap drama and shock value and just stops, instead of giving any kind of the payoff you expected it to have
>>215707693It's sad, because objectively Ozark > BB.
>>215706734You are brown, your opinion is invalid
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>>215706734Whats wrong with Jonah?
>>215699689>>215699770BASED god bless you anon
Bump
I want to FUCK Ruth if you know what I mean
>>215712708could you elaborate on this?
>>215712708Stop speaking in riddles, explain yourself plainly at once
