Mysterious aliens editionPreviously on /trek/: >>215693643
star trek sex with shran
>>215719622Just because some hack dime novelist says it's true doesn't mean it is. If that's what the books say, they're misinterpreting the character.Gul Dukat only loves himself.
>>215719648romance and true love aren't the same thing. you're a mental midget.
star trek romance and also true love with shran
>>215719667And you're a pedant that loves arguing just for the sake of it. Either way, you're right, I'm wrong.Dukat wants to fuck Kira but again, no more than he wants to fuck any other woman that resists him. Dukat sees her as more than that. She is the Bajor that refuses to acknowledge his contributions. He wants her acknowledgment.
>>215719704>And you're a pedanti accept your concession.
>>215719648>Gul Dukat only loves himself.Dukat loved Kira's mom. He loved her. DAMN IT
>betrayed by Hudson>betrayed by Leyton>betrayed by EddingtonIt ain't easy being Sisko.
>>215719704He seemed pretty torn up by Ziyal's mom being dead. He also seemed to love his son enough to care that he was letting him down on his 11th.
>>215719693when was this from? I was trying to find out the other day who finally decided what Tholians look like and apparently they first appeared on Enterprise
>>215719729I'd say Ziyal and her mother are probably the only two women he's ever genuinely cared about.
>>215719746you really are retarded lmao
>>215719745>apparently they first appeared on Enterprisethere's a TOS episode literally called The Tholian Web where one appears on the viewscreen
>>215719758>one appears on the viewscreenwell I did see that episode but I have no memory of that
>>215719745Reverse imaging it came up with thishttps://memory-beta.fandom.com/wiki/Tholian?file=Tholians_%28Star_Trek_Next_Generation_Vol_2_71%29.jpghttps://memory-beta.fandom.com/wiki/The_First_Casualty
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>>215719621This ep was so creepy.
>>215719782This old comics like the novels are packed with stuff
>>215719775here he is. could have been a helmet, honestly. they certainly weren't praying mantis guys like you see on Ent
>>215719648He loved his body a lot during his teen years. Although that was tough love.
>>215719757weyoun fag once again failing to understand DS9 and then acting like a cunt about his own misinformation
>>215719704>And you're a pedant that loves arguing just for the sake of it.here, in /trek/? What, no way!
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>>215719894your retarded opinion is not "information" fucking LOL
I personally think Dukat kind of maybe saw winning Kira over as his wife/co-ruler over the Bajoran people in his weird ass head canon. His cult was hilarious, love the twist & his Looney Tune reaction to everything in that episode. Hammed it up nicely before turning into a Bajoran himself.
>>215719775On screen also means on cam.
>>215719919It's not an opinion, both Alaimo and Behr talked about it on the podcast
And you thought Riker was retarded for not knowing what a Dyson sphere is. Kirk does not know what black holes are.
>>215719953That's clearly not Kirk. Kirk has brown hair, not black.Also, the sideburns aren't cut to the standard Starfleet V. Clearly an imposter. Maybe a changeling infiltrator scouting the early Federation.
>>215719953In a universe of cosmological phenomenons, one may think a black hole an irrelevant gravitational anomaly
>>215719953http://curtdanhauser.com/St22.html
>>215719953He refers to one as a "black star" in "Tomorrow is Yesterday". Clearly Kirk is a guy who's married to an archaic name and he's just going to be stubborn about it forever.
>>215719953>If you'll help me out of my uniform Captain, I can show you
>>215719969
>>215719843Fans since the 60s have always speculated that they live in a hot environment and are a silicon based life form
>>215720096i noticed the other day on whatever DS9 episode it was they mentioned "Tholian silk" I wonder if that's where they got an idea to make them insectoids
>>215720112It is; a lot of stuff that was fanon became canon eventually.I just think the more unlikely and contrived fan speculations such as "Trelane is a Q" is stupid, but they went ahead and said that in nuTrek.
>>215720112I think the the idea of them not being humanoid is jut built into their first appearance. That they did not reappear until ENT, outside of whatever comics and whatnot, lends credence to the general assumption they were not humanoid as it would be too difficult to portray them. ENT also seemed to lean into the non-primate alien given the reptile Xindi, the insectoid Xindi, and the aquatic Xindi. Obviously the Tholians in ENT do not look great by today's standards, but there was also that aversion of using the Andorians for so long until ENT since they felt they could not get the design to work.
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>>215720193>>215720209the wiggly antennae literally hard carry their entire design so whoever came up with that I hope they got their flowers. I assume it was Michael Westmore but I have no clue
>>215720193>ENT also seemed to lean into the non-primate alien given the reptile Xindi, the insectoid Xindi, and the aquatic Xindi.They also had whatever these were.
>>215720141>but they went ahead and said that in nuTrek.Technically they didn't. De Lancie voiced Trelane's dad. People have played multiple parts in Trek since forever. Most people assume that means Trelane is a Q, but it's never explicitly said.
>>215720261I liked that episode a lot. In general when Enterprise had these one off mystery episodes instead of getting bogged down in existing trek lore I found it very compelling
>>215720112Tholian silk could just be some bullshit marketing name though, like Corinthian leather.
>>215720515yeah it could but Enterprise writers apparently don't think things through very hard
>>215720701That not being the case we need to assume they a cocoon form
>>215720747it is the case though because if we wanna assume they were like "Tholian silk...hm, sure, make them some kind of bug" then you have to reconcile when Kira also referenced an "Andorian bull" and then they went ahead and make the entire planet of Andoria glacier ice that can't sustain anything the size of a bull let alone any kind of grazing animal. they really just didn't give a fuck.
>>215720303It's the fact they even went there that makes me seetheBrainlets since '87 think that OBVIOUSLY Trelane is a Q because he dresses up like old Earth cultures, but his powers came from technology, while Q are omnipotent beings who use the power of thought alone
>>215720798It's like when Trekkies keep wanting to connect the Borg with V'ger's machine planet because DURRR BOTH MACHINES DOYYY
>>215720792>then you have to reconcile when Kira also referenced an "Andorian bull" and then they went ahead and make the entire planet of Andoria glacier ice that can't sustain anything the size of a bull let alone any kind of grazing animal.Mammoths did pretty okay during the ice age.
>>215720880because mammoths lived on Earth which at no point was entirely glacier ice. honestly what I think happened is there were like>ok what should Andoria be like?>well they are blue so their planet is ice. the entire planet.>sure, whatever.i honestly think even a 5 year old would have come up with something more creative.
>>215720261>whatever these were.That's clearly just a vagina in a space suit. Sexist.
/tv/ will be ending all generals after recent information was given to mods regarding botting the Alien Earth general thread. It was all done by one tripcode fag. Anyways they were going to start banning generals. Expect a sticky soon about this
>>215720934Andorians coming from a frozen world is also one of those things floated around in the fandom for years before ENT made it canon
Andorian life could be subterranean, similar to hypothetical life on Europa; under the ice in an ocean of water in the latter case.
>>215719621What's the difference between the parasite beings and trills? Picard kinda racist
>>215721003exactly.
https://youtu.be/TsruRb9LlnA
>>215721094only blind freaks live underground
>>215720261the mushroom peopleiirc fanon or apocrypha states they're sentient fungus that use corpses of other races as a skeletal structure
>>215720798trelane is not a Q but the Q are not omnipotent. they never do anything that couldnt be replicated with a transporter, holodeck, and some aldean technology
>>215721518nope, the blue ones do too. and this is peDnAtIc but they don't live underground either. they live in glaciers. which is not "ground."
>>215719648And his daughter Zial, and his other daughter Prual, and the rest
>>215719701wait wait wait. i also agree with this.
>>215721850yeah Dukat loved his family so much that he fucked every Bajoran woman with legs, had children out of wedlock, ostracized his family by bringing one of his rape babies home, humiliating his wife and cardassian children, and then prioritized his career and revenge against Sisko above all of his personal relationships with family, basically letting himself become a pah wrath puppet to try and give a final fuck you to his enemiesNah I don't think he gave much of a shit. Actions speak louder than words. You just listened when Dukat was talking as if he's never lied.
>>215720792It could be silk made of fine glass fiber spun by the elusive molting fireworms of Tholia Cesti B, you don’t know
>>215721894its doesnt matter because bajorans suck and are always wrong
>>215721850Lol it's always one of his kids' birthday when they're doing something. In earlier seasons I assumed it was just a political move to garner sympathy. In later seasons he's probably not lying considering all the bajussy.
>>215721894don't forget he literally went out of his way just to kill Ziyal for his own sake. i give him absolutely 0 credit for pussying out at the last second. she then became his biggest flying monkey and it was actually sick to watch if you know anything about narcissistic abuse.
>>215721894That was the joke anon, that he had so many daughters from so many nameless whores they’re all the same to him. Except Zial and Prual, and the other one, can’t remember her name
>>215721894Everything dukat did was out of his love for the bajoran people. It's not his fault that so many women found this attractive
dukat did nothing wrong
Remember when Dukat had the only son of a prominent politician kidnapped and sent to a Bajoran orphanage when they were pulling out of Bajor out of spite and the possibility of using his existence as leverage against the guy at some future point? Based
dukhat did a lot of things wrong
Voyager S2E1: The 37s (Timestamp 34:24)Paris tells Amelia Earhart that the Voyager ship is capable of travelling at "Warp nine point nine. In your terms, that's about four billion miles a second."4 billion x 3600 (number of seconds in an hour) = 14.4 trillion miles In light years, that's 2.449 light years it can travel every single hour.Voyager is 70,000 light years away from Earth. 70,000 / 2.449 = 28583.09 hours to get back to Earth which is equal to 3.2 years, not 70 years as Janeway initially predicted.Were the crew retarded or just lazy? Is the cope that it's impossible to travel at 9.9 for too long a period of time? Even still, you aren't going to be off by a factor of 21, surely?
>>215722061He doesn't like loose ends.
HUMON EARHANDJOB WOO WOO
>>215722075He specifically left the kid there as a loose end to pull on at some point to fuck with the politician guy, or so Garak might have us believe
>>215722061Love this episode because it dared to be 1% edgy.O'Brien and Keiko are in an interracial relationship to our unvolved 20th/21st century minds, but as far as they're concerned they're a monoracial couple.O'Brien sees Cardassians as violent subhuman creatures and Keiko chastises him for being racist. I love when Star Trek paints the main cast (not Quark) as less than perfect AND pushes human feelings and 20th century ideals out of the spotlight. Usually the latter comes from Quark chastising hoo-mans and the federation for their hypocrisy but this episode did it quite deftly.
>>215721413>tfw we will never get the President Archer show that 'may' actually show us what happened in the Earth-Romulan WarOh well, knowing that Drexler is still this enthused by ships brightened my day.
>>215719621Captain, that's Petty Officer Louis Mashengo
>>215722074they cant hold 9.9 and 9.899 is a lot slower
>>215722074In the TNG episode The Neutral Zone, Captain Picard emphatically chastises an industrialist frozen in the 21st century for his greed and avarice, stating that in the future money has been abolished entirely. In the later TNG episode The Price, the Federation bids 1500000 Federation credits for exclusive access to the Barzan wormhole. I sure hope somebody got fired for that blunder.
>>215722124good point except that the existence of tuvok is proof that racism is logical and moral
>>215722099It's not your business.
remember when garak was extremely familar with the bajoran ophanage computer system because he was exiled for being a pedo
Who is the best Star Trek character with a W name and why is it Worf?
>>215722290ok you got me. i laughed.
>>215722283>implying a cardassian spymaster could be exiled for thatif anything the implication was that Tain took in young boys and "mentored" them.
>Because kidnapping is an immoral assault. The rights of other races must be respected.
>>215722227what's wrong with tuvok?
>>215722314both things can be true. the taspar egg doesnt fall far from the taspar cloaca
>>215722290I'm partial to Wgul Wdukat
>>215722341nothing is wrong with tuvok unless youre a silly anti-racist. black vulcans can only exist if there is same race sexual preference. otherwise they would all be greenish brown mutts. since vulcans always act logically the only conclusion that we can draw is that racism is logical, at least when it comes to reproduction.
Just finished TNG, it's the goat.
>>215722435I think they should have kept all Romulans/Vulcans looking jewy yellowy, all Klingons looking Asiatic/Black, and all Ferengis as 5'4 Jews.The more homogeneous they are, the more alien they feel.
>>215722508is it crazy to say All Good Things... is the actual best TNG episode? because I think that's how I feel
>>215722508crazy that there was 2 weeks (IRL) between this and them shooting the first movie.Probably didn't feel like a finale at all.
>>215722435>anti-racistthis is not a thingtuvok's lineage has ancestral ties to the planet's equator, simple as
>>215722544the best TNG episode is the The Royale all of trek agrees with me
>>215722435It causes one to wonder what pre-space Vulcan race relations were like. Given how violent they describe their past, I can't imagine that it was any better than Earth's before the bombs fell.
>You have dishonoured yourself and the Empire and you are not worthy to lead the Council.
>>215722594Shaka, when the walls fell
>>215722567ties which remain unbroken due to genetations of racist breeding practices
>She's a fascinating woman, isn't she?>I wouldn't know...
>>215722074>Were the crew retarded or just lazy?Lazy. Pic related is from a booklet that was given to the writers specifically to stop them making mistakes like this.As >>215722191 says, they can't maintain their top speed for very long anyway. Interestingly, the same booklet claims that the "75 year" figure which often gets quoted on the show is an idealised one and when accounting for engine cooling and so on, a more realistic estimate is more like 200 - 400 years.
>>215722731>tfw no telepathic big booba Vorta gf
>>215722860>telepathicshh you're not supposed to remember that
>>215722877But it was neat, and booba
>>215722779archer wasnt exploring shit
Picrel is supposed to be unlikeable from the very beginning, right?She's insufferable from start to finish. But I couldnt tell from the actress if it was intentional or not during her earlier scenes.
>>215722922Even though he was technically limited to Warp 5, the writers of ENT were even worse about using their guidebook when it came to the ship's speed, so he could pretty much go wherever he wanted. In the first episode they say it's five days to the Klingon Homeworld, judging by the chart, that makes their star-system our closest neighbour. Makes me wonder how Earth survived their little Chernobyl re-enactment.
>>215723062yes it's her specialityshe plays the biggest cunt ever seen on the big screen in One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nesttruly a god given talentmay she RIP
>>215723062she is such a fucking goated trek villain. maybe even better than Dukat.
>>215719820for me, it's schisms (6.5) and remember me (4.5)
>>215723133Holy shit, she was Nurse Ratchet lolI thought I recognized her but couldnt figure out from where.
>>215719621I've been thinking a comic series set in the first part of TNG season 1 might be pretty sweet. Between Farpoint and Skin of Evil. Just comfy adventures without the lore bullshit.
>>215723296I forgive your ignorance, my child.
>>215719852God damn it. So now we have to sit through the Fucking ENT Xindi arc? Shant be watching those episodes!
>>215723426no one here stays up that late anyways
>>215722913how was Sisko immune to her charms? I think he's just racist against Vorta
>Well, I gained an advantage by using it with you. You didn't seem to mind that.
>>215723469He had read the Starfleet intelligence reports detailing the Vorta's lack of genitals.
>>215723495i think he just never recovered from getting bamboozled by what's her face and just decided "I'm not giving these cunts any grace ever again"
It's wild to me that there are Cats that don't like the DS9 finale.
>>215723825what's to like?
>>215723958sisko abandoning his pregnant wife is pretty badass
>>215722715no anon, geographical breeding practices
>>215723974its not though. it's lame and everything about the ending is lame. the Founders don't even get defeated. they're rehabilitated and get a redemption arc for no FUCKING reason.
>>215723113does that take into account the different warp scales they use for TOS and TNG?
Reminder that books
>>215719693>most imaginative bronze age comic book artist
>>215724146what's this one about?
I miss my fiesty space cat wife.
>>215724657didn't the two protagonists of lower decks make cameos in strange new worlds?so the cartoons became real people?how does that work? very confusing
>>215724146>not actually the in-universe book of the same nameyawn
>>215724739They aren't actually cartoons, they are real people that are just depicted as cartoons. But yes they show up in Strange New Worlds due to the typical Star Trek time travel shenanigans.
>>215724770yeah Lower Decks is 2380s, right? but somehow they came back to the 2250s? utter horseshit and then Section 31 is in the 2320s somehow, 70 years after STD.
>>215724864I'm not sure if this is bait or not, but literally every single Star Trek series has had multiple time travel episodes. Hell a fifth of the Star Trek movies deal with time travel.
>>215724613The Rugal kid who was returned to his Cardassian family and how he gets caught up in all the shit that happens after>>215724770This looks like shit. Do people actually sn0y face and clap their hands at this?
the funny thing is that that guy was right because I do love arguing and I think he's essentially right that Dukat only loves himself but my way of vetting him to see if he was worth talking to was to actually get into the details, which is the whole point, and instead of admitting he didn't say what he actually meant, he chimped out and ended the conversation
>>215724881It's okay when our Trek does it
>H&I Star Trek watchalong>TNG season 3>suddenly the actors are more comfortable and a lot less stilted and stiff, especially Stewart>better lighting >better effectsWas getting rid of the "problem producers" really all it took?
>>215724099You're already putting more thought into it then they did, as you can see in the screencap, they reused the diagram from the TNG Technical Manual. Although, if we go with the TOS scale, things are even worse: if you can get to Qo'nos in five days at Warp 5, that puts it 125 lightdays from our planet, (0.34 lightyears). For reference, the real life closest star to Earth (excluding our own Sun) is Proxima Centauri, which is 4.25 lightyears away. So the Klingon Empire is absurdly close, if we take those figures as canon.
who ya got?
ok I read the chapter I'm the DS9 book about Rejoined and there's nothing interesting to say because it's all just about how stunning and brave they were for showing a female gay kiss and nothing about how Trill episodes are inherently boring and always suck because they never realized that somehow. ok moving on if you tune in in about 3 minutes you can see a fun episode they wrote around the time Area 51 was in the news and they said they cast a ton of legit 1950s b movie sci fi actors in it. also this is the episode the invented the "waste extraction" meme
>>215725815Scotty > Chief > Torres > Geordi > Trip in terms of engineering ability, I'd say. Torres over Geordi because of all of the weird tech she integrates. Geordi is a decent character but as an engineer, he's solid but not Scotty-tier, the OG Miracle Worker. And Chief is as close as Berman Trek has to a Scotty -- a guy who can get anything to work with spit and a bit of glue.
>>215725847my nigga O'Brien had to operate a space station that used Cardassian technology and Federation technology fused into oneClearly he is the goat
>The President of the Federation's 150 planets>Is it a human? Is it a vulcan? Is it an andorian, a tellarite, a bolian, a benzite, a betazoid, a risian, a trill?>No, it's whatever this fucking thing is but why
>>215725840>also this is the episode the invented the "waste extraction" memeelaborateI presume you're referring to Sisko/Kira/O'Brien frequently threatening to put engineers on waste extraction duty if they misbehave
>>215725942here's what the book said.
>>215725926I assume he got elected because of his policies because the Federation is meant to be an enlightened society where people aren't retardedly playing team politics like we still are
>>215725926>an alien with Clinton's accentwhat did they know?
>establish that Data has rights and can leave starfleet if he so wishes>Data makes a daughter>Starfleet is threatening to take her?
>>215726047Who cares? We'll just post in a Star Trek thread and it'll be exactly the same. Wouldn't change a thing.
>>215719641>>215726076i won't ritualpost in non-generals
>>215726076You will be relegated to /tvg/ the new board for spastics
>>215726096Sounds based to me but I think I'll still just make Star Trek threads on /tv/ anyway and post in bothI also make Star Trek threads on /v/, /tg/, and sometimes even /pw/
>>215726119How many space shekels do they pay you
>>215726164>zoomer seether doesn't understand that some people are actually fans of things and enjoy them earnestly I'm glad I'm old.
god I love Ferengi episodes
>>215726164The economics of /trek/ threads are somewhat different then in your threads: (you)s, sheckles, the acquisition of Reddit Gold is no longer the driving force in our threads. We post to better ourselves and the rest of anonkind.
Roswell That Ends Well is just a big homage to this DS9 episode isn't it?
>>215726191Based elder millennial Chad>>215726219Gold pressed latinum
Am I supposed to believe the concept of using dangerous drugs is utterly foreign to Ferengi? Feels a little like preachy 90s anti-smoking sentiment.
>>215726243It must have had an influence as so many of the writers were trek fans. But "we're the origin of the legends about flying saucers" has been a sci-fi mainstay for a while. The TOS writers were actually quite smart to have "Tomorrow Is Yesterday" be a story about them doing everything possible to erase all evidence of their presence, makes it more original.
>>215726415Ferengi society and history is literally more retarded and implausible than a human utopia society. but don't worry about it.
>>215726415They are all old Jewish new Yorkers the most they'll do is have some manishevitz on special holidays or a odd cigar, mostly they just get their kicks by having massages and going to the schvitz
>>215720934>which at no point was entirely glacier icehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snowball_Earth
>>215726475even if that's real mammoths were never alive at that time. the argument is that anything that could be considered a "bull" could live on Andoria as it's portrayed in Enterprise
>>215722210>Federation creditsFor all intents and purposes earth, and by extension starfleet don't use transactional currency, and the federation is provided for by its member nations. Whenever you have to deal with a non-federation planet you'll obviously need to have something to exchange, and federation credits are a simple enough placeholder. Sort of like how I just assume starfleet provides a stipend of latinum to people stationed on DS9 since it is a commercial station outside of the federation. And there's a few episodes of TNG and Voyager where people from the ship are buying things in planetside markets and either using some local currency or telling them to contact the ship for payment. Maybe when the enterprise shows up to nebulon 7, they offer an isoton of polyphonic-fuck cubes in exchange for some petty cash for the crew on shore leave.
>>215726585>he doesn't know about the future mammoths who traveled back into deep history to mammothform earth and establish a reign that will last until the advent of the finno-korean empire
>>215726621Latinum cannot be made by replicator tech correct? Thus it's value.Are there other things like this?
I forgot that Odo is here
>Spock, Uhura, Sulu roasting Kirk with Data, 7o9, Odo and Keiko in attendance bizarrelydamn
>>215726790I hate "roasts"
>>215726747
>>215726741Yeah, they mention a few other things through the show. And in enterprise at least they talk about stripping their wiring to scrape up enough latinum to pay for something. I feel like warp plasma gets bartered.
>>215725815I will never bet against THE CHIEF
>>215726790>watching it when it debuted >George Takei's entire speech is one long bleep after another and shatner just slack jawed Oh my!
>>215726741Animatter (because it annihilates normal matter on contact) and (I think) dilithium are the only other raw materials as far as I know. But realistically, lots of things can't be replicated. A unique work of art like the Mona Lisa has value, because any replica of it, no matter how perfect isn't the original, real-estate (obviously), antiques (because their value is contingent on them being original), energy (because you cannot produce more energy then you're putting into the replicator) even a starship can't be replicated, the individual parts can, but you still need skilled labour to assemble them.Most of this would be irrelevant to an average Fed citizen, because the things they can't replicate are either things civilians probably can't own (like a full-sized armed starship) or things that most wouldn't care about. And even the things that can't be replicated can either be manufactured at scale, like Antimatter. Then there are things that aren't particularly scarce like Dilithium (Spock figures out how to recycle them in "The Voyage Home" which is why bartering for crystals isn't a plot point after TOS).
>>215726806Holy shit is that real?
>>215726880>>215726807Cool thank you Do they ever talk about where gold pressed latinum mines are?
>>215726468gross
>>215726880Pretty sure dilithium was still a plot point in VOY.
>>215726914Isn't it a liquid? Morn vomited up a shotglass full for Quark and he acted like that was hitting the lottery. It must be an absolutely tiny amount suspended in those gold slips/bars/etc.
>>215726914Not that I can recall. Way back in the days when DS9 and VOY were airing, the crew would go on the internet and field questions from fans, somebody asked WHY latinum can't be replicated, they (jokingly) suggested that the molecular structure was copyrighted.>>215726948Fair enough, there are some exceptional instances. I can recall Torres trying to get some in "Muse", but in that case her shuttle-craft was totalled. In general, the idea is that unless the ship is majorly screwed, you can just recrystallise spent crystals. If you remember the TNG episode with Scotty, he freaks out because the crystals and fracturing and La Forge has to explain to him that modern warp-cores can just regenerate exhausted dilithium without even removing it. They came up with this for the same reason they retired the Klingons as bad-guys, they felt they were story beats that had been done to death in the TOS era.
>>215727025>Morn vomited up a shotglass fullThe only time he wasn't blabbing
>>215719885end your stories a sentence earlier
>>215726092good, you were a faggot anyway
>>215727207i know right that's why there being an anon who actually wants to steal my identity is so insane
>>215723469>>215723538sisko is literally me
>>215722605Hate this rat
Remember when the Boomer Trek fans complained about LD and DSC so Paramount gave them EXACTLY the Fucking show they wanted, SNW, that had a mix of TNG and TOS? And they still Fucking Bitched and complained and refused to watch it even though they were getting exactly every Fucking thing they asked for in a Star Trek show?You Old Fucks!
>>215727243While I'm against meme stolen valor on one hand, memes are like animals. Once you release them into the wild, they belong to the world.
>>215726044based enlightened humans know women aren't people
>>215727339it's not a meme and I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt of not knowing the lore because it's really gay and stupid but its not even about stolen valor it's about this person be an actual parasocial freak that is not right in the head
>>215727373All ritual posts are a meme, anon. "Dukat did nothing wrong" was a ritualpost that became a meme. Riker9.jpg was a ritualpost that became a meme.Once they're meme-ized, they belong to the thread. Don't quibble over spilled memes.
>>215727397oh god you're him aren't you lmao.
>>215727410No and I don't know the lore or what you're going on about but it's just the way it is. I've been posting here since 2014 and several of my retarded posts entered the meme lexicon at various times.
>>215727468>No and I don't know the lore or what you're going on aboutok well that much was clear. I know what you think it is and it's not that.
>>215722061I watched it recently. My impression was that whilst Garak believed that, Dukat emphatically was opposed to his civilian leaders orders to expediently abandon the occupation, and the Cardassian orphans left on Bajor. His cunt-move was to make sure one of those 'orphans' was valuable to the right person, as punishment. He had no way of knowing the Federation would be involved years later and making the custody decision. If Bashir hadn't got full of himself and revealed the kid wasn't a legit orphan, the Sisko would have decided his status was the same as all the orphans, and Cardassia as a whole would have to deal with it rather than keeping the status quo, at the cost of one shlub's political career. >Dukat was right all along
>whining about meme stolen valorThis guy can't be serious
hello /trek/ how was your wednesday?I don't really consider them memes they're more like stream of consciousness babbling that people respond to for some reason but I think the closest I ever got to true ego death enlightenment was when I started posting "star trek"
>>215727562thank you for your blog
>>215719641star trek sex with wesley
>>215727562>how was your wednesday?im very sleepy
This scene gave me vibes...
>>215727665wasn't the issue with Pike that he was too lame to make a show about so they rejected the pilot? why did they go ahead and make SNW anyway?
>>215727567cheers>>215727656the best thing about sleep is it fast forwards timewho knows you could wake up tomorrow and it might be the day nacelle announces a ro laren figure
>>215727778Be careful with that power anonClick was a cautionary tale
>>215728053that power?
semen
hey I'm kinda interested in everything that is unknown to me. about star trek
>>215728164have you heard about sex with shran?
>>215727683>PIKE: I said that's one place I might go. I might go into business on Regulus or on the Orion colony.>BOYCE: You, an Orion trader, dealing in green animal women, slaves?>PIKE: The point is this isn't the only life available. There's a whole galaxy of things to choose from.
>>215728164The thing about Star Trek is
>>215719820Is this one of the mind rape epicodes ? When you grow up you realize there are like 4 tng epicodes about women getting violated sexually by entities
>>215728676I think it's the one where all of Starfleet got taken over by brain worms. Picard and Riker save the day and then the event is forgotten about.
>>215726806animorphs moment
>>215722585>Temperature of the planet below absolute zeroI sure hope someone got fired for that blunder
>>215722585For sure. Rounding out the rest of /trek/'s top ten. Which also happens to be my own top ten: Tapestry, Disaster, Qpid, 11001001, The Big Goodbye, Peak Performance, Booby Trap, Captain's Holiday, The Wounded
>>215729433I stopped playing with Lego when I was 12. And you could buy like half a dozen model kits for that price.
>>215723062My brain must be wired differently because all Winn ever made me feel was uncontrollable, unceasing lust.
>>215729372>there are people who like geordi episodesyou learn something every day
>>215729433Right now I have zero hobbies and that thing looks tempting. I miss building stuff.
>>215729705>Winn>uncontrollable, unceasing lust
>>215729721don't waste your money on lego's plastic cracknacelle's star trek line is going to start shipping soon and they include props and accessories for world buildingyou can start with a couple figures then as you buy more you can do different stufffour hundred dollars to make a ship you could buy a forty dollar plastic kit to build is ridiculous
>>215729737She'd be my pawg-wraith, if you get what I'm saying.
>Ro Laren an exclusive add-on you can only buy after buying a $400 ship that doesn't open or have any rooms>another pissed expression with a weird fucking jawlineshit ass cunt fucking pissssssssssevery god damn fucking time with this pissed gorilla faced bullshitfour toys of this character have been made and all four have fucked up faces how does this keep happeningnacelle is the last hope
>Nooooo don't give these natives medicine, infrastructure and education!This is more wank than Journey's End
>>215729717The Mind's Eye, Samaritan Snare, The Next Phase, Relics
I think they always make her angry because that's the first stuff you see when you google her, and she does come across as icy and hostile at first but that's only because she thinks everyone around her is retarded and uselessonce she starts to get to know guinan and even geordi she starts to relax, but then the cardassian bullshit pulls her into maquis shenanigans so she's back to being on edgeyou can see the real Ro when she's alone and taking in the ship around her, when she doesn't have someone else sneering at her or making dumb bitch noises at her about her earring
>>215730048>making dumb bitch noises at her about her earringIt is against regulations, Ensign.
>>215730064Mr. Worf is the only thing keeping the Federation-Klingon peace for most of the series he's in. Starfleet should bend over backwards to make sure his needs are met.
>>215730064>be asked to go to a ship to help them negotiate with aliens who committed genocide, enslaved comfort women, and killed your parents>know they're going to be color-by-numbers autists about everything>beam aboard>some fat retard immediately starts bitching about your cultural jewelry while a klingon is prancing around in a sashshe was right to not play riker's gameshut the fuck up, shift leader
I wish ro was my gf bros...
>>215730184She might be your Ro, but she's everyone's ho.
>>215730184I hate Ro.
>>215730438cardie hands typed this
>>215719914You're a red man,anonA RED MAN!
>>215730184take her my friend shes all yours
>>215724739>>215724864All of your questions are answered if you just watch the 'sode.
>>215729433I hope multiple people at LEGO get fired for this atrocity.
>>215730064Kek
>>215730048god doesn't hate you he's trying to help you understand something which is your waifu is a shit
star trek
>>215731534NO
it's been a long road...
>>215732017GEDDIN FROM THUR TO HEER
>>215727334>even though they were getting exactly every Fucking thing they asked for in a Star Trek show?*Except the good writing.
I guess it was just a shitpost, but someone here kept saying that Neelix dies, so I was expecting it to happen through all of the last season. Then it never fucking did!After 7 seasons of travelling together, it surprised me that they wrote Neelix off only 2 episodes before the series finale. Were the writers stumped about what Neelix would do on Earth or something
>>215732102I dunno, the way Neelix is written in the early seasons as a drifter loner goofball and the character he develops into are quite different. By having him step up to the plate and champion the Talaxians + settle down with them to make a life is a nice capstone to his character arc
>>215719621Which orville season should i rewatch?
>>215732202season 3, where they had orville sex with shran
>>215732102>Thanks Neelix. But I can put myself to bed. I'm not a little girl anymore.>Immediately leaves Voyager
>>215732353for woman with another fatherless child, fucking predator
>>215732353>gets molested>becomes a whoreMany such cases
>>215730671I shall not. Also aren't these two supposed to be ensigns? Why are they like 40 years old?
>>215719852just curious but have you niggas ever heard of downloading a video off the internet? I dont get it, do you love going through a tv catalog where episodes are on certain times? what am I missing here. tell me please. im going to smash my keyboard cause im trying to understand the maddness please help merkoefmekmfemeikf f k krpodgkbfop[b kf[gbk
>>215733259>The challenger, threatened by the autistic display of the herd leader, puts on a spectacular display of his own autism in an attempt to scare off the stallion and claim the does for himself. Ultimately... he fails, as the hens are satisfied with the bower that the beachmaster has provided. They have no interest in what the challenger has to offer.
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>>215724770>>215730671Why did going back in time cause Mariner to pork up?
>>215732102They gave Neelix the good ending unironically. He got everything he ever wanted.
>>215733259You see, newfag, we're all so deep in the mysteries of Star Trek here that we've all binge watched the shows multiple times. Watching them in this episodic fashion with commercials is a new experience and is gratifying to me personally because you can see where they intended to drive and hang the tension.
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>>215734064You see, newfag, you want to justify your autism by explaining to me that you want to chase nostalgia. when in reality all you really care about is watching advertisements for 5 minutes. I figured you'd come up with some autismo explanation. I'm almost impressed that you'd go to those lengths.
There's a 5 year limit on reposts.
Sloan sucks and is gay
>>215734888>asks for an explanation>gets one>heh, i can't believe you gave an explanation. what are you, autistic?!
>>215734903DDNW
>>215734967
>>215734888>can't believe someone typed two>count 'em two>sentences>on an image board
>>215730048I see you on /toy/>>>/toy/11616966
Touch my sweet spot
>>215735892
>>215728676So every Troi episode? Remember that time that Doctor Crusher was having mind sexo with the vampire ghost that fucked her Mima to death? Ahh Star Trek.
>>215736168Which iteration is the most rape-heavy?Has to be the TNG.
>>215732102His character went to another show and had a similar accident this time with a different kind of transportation technology.
>>215734888Digital broadcast is such garbage that I can't even catch it anymore but I used to use the schedule as you know a schedule. OS time to make dinner.DS9 tell the kids to take a bath.Voyager send kids to bed.Then Enterprise conveniently comes on to put me to sleep now matter how tired I might be because it's Enterprise.
>captain is the main antagonistInfuriating. Why didn't they shoot her into space? Why, why why? They even bring on the new borg character who universally does what is best for everyone without a second thought and it constantly conflicts with the captain.Why is all media made by purely evil people? So fucking sick of it.
>>215736237Yeah probably even Riker has to give it up to the tentacled lady alien with an alien fetish.
>>215736428Imagine the suction
>>215736276what exactly is the point of posting this trash?
>>215736428Troi mind rapeRiker emotional rapeWhatever Barclay is doingit's packed.
>>215720061Was this real?
>>215736463Many anons in /trek/ are excited about the possibilities of technology.
PROMENADE
>>215722274Keira sexo
>>215720061>Sir! The matte painting is virtually unharmed, what do we do?
>>215736534We need a doseedo Cardassians line dancing scene, stat
>>215735892That’s enough Travis, there’s freight that needs hauling.
I only reply to posts that are 10+ hours old.
>>215736684Oh (Hugh)
Good morning
>>215736843Thank you, I'm fine. I SAID I'M FINE
>>215737080I rewatched this the other day. Just awful
>>215733259
>>215736523no no-one likes cheap low effort ai trash
>>215737091Yeah but you don't want an incomplete rewatch on your conscience.
>>215736463To piss off all the fatties... Fatty.
>>215737080She's smalltime compared to the Luddite bitch. Her greatest crime is getting Julian to simp that hard in the 24th century.>normally pretends to be secret agent man whore>simps for this gravitationally challenged bitch who just needs to take calcium and train in high gravityGross.
>>215737222that doesn't make any sense, you post AI trash to...piss of fatties? huh?
>400 dollarinos a Lego Enterprise
>>215737392I assume they're whatever tribe he imagines has opinions that run counter to his own. He's just fishing with the weight comments. I assume he means liberals people with differently expressed melanin and the alphabet people. They are often characterized as being ableist or inclusive with people who have weight problems.
>>215737498AND it looks dreadful.
>>215737554It looks like a flattened pancakeMega unironically did it better, their only problem was the nacelles fall off easily
>>215730032samaritan snare is one of the worst episodes in the entire series
>>215737554>>215737646On screen.
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>>215737392Because fat trek nerds are probably the most insufferable idiots on the planet. They are extremely narcissistic, love to complain, and are bottomless vessels of hate.
>>215737840Oh it's the schizo again. You. The schizo.
>>215737974How you doin', Fatty?
>>215738002Stop raping people
>>215732202I just started watching it yesterday. I got a few episodes in but may drop it if the 2nd lt being a race of fags and trannies is going to continue being a plotpoint. I tried it out because i know everything agter enterprise is unwatchable, but this seems too gay for me so far
>>215738339It does get better eventually.