Arthouse & ClassicsZzzz... edition>QOTDSleepiest /film/?>BonusDreamiest /film/?Previous: >>215734100
Queen of /film/
Queen of /film/>BonusEyes Wide Shut
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8E5z8XlNcg4Mektoub senpai rise up!
New to this general. How do I fit in?
>>215761326It's a Bau celebration.
>>215761359only discuss boring shit
>>215761359Watch all Tsai flicks.Watch all GODard romps.Watch all Spike joints.
>>215761326I can't wait!
>>215761359Make horny posts about semi-obscure actresses from (preferably French) arthouse films. There's all there is to it.
That's all*If they're of a certain religious orientation, it's even better.
>>215761533
>>215761636The rack made up for it.
I finished Lost Highway and you know what, I'm fucking done with these kind of films.
>>215761674Rackerman
>>215761690Bro got filtered by the fucking Rammstein movie
>>215761690Not a fan of it either, but please tell us what you didn't like about it.
>>215761744>Rammstein movieNymphomaniac will always be the Rammstein movie to me.
>>215761533>>215761636>>215761674>>215761711Chaotic evil.
Nymphomaniac will always be the Oreo movie to me.
Harlot Ginsburg will always be neutral evil to me.
>>215762421She's lawful evil, you dunce.
>>215761690It's just a first draft for Mulholland Drive
>>215761690Based. Fuck that hack.
>>215761674Bold claim...gonna need some evidence.
>>215761359enjoying movies is not what this is aboutwax poetic like a faggot and try to make objective critiques about everything
>>215761377This.Btw, this thread = ass.
>Btw, this thread = ass.
>>215761208>QOTDDunno.>BonusSome Call It Loving (1973).
>>215761690What exactly do you mean by "these kind of films"?
>>215761690Watch it again. I literally thought the same thing until I watched it at the cinema. I have now seen this movie 9 times and can confirm that’s its kino.
All I need is one more drankTwo more blunts, three more bitchesFour more zips, five more minutes
>>215761359>How do I fit in?1. Argue with Costaricanon and Dingo;2. Post pictures of actresses;3. Make dumb jokes/roast the other anons;D. Have either great taste or the worst taste possible, no inbetween.
>>215763205>I have now seen this movie 9 times
How many times does one need to watch a film to actually see the film? I’d say 3-5. Same as a good book.
>>215763293Depends. Also, what's the Trout Mask Replica of cinema? A film that takes at least 3 viewings to start to get it.
>>215763293Also, you must watch it at different stages of your life. Y’all niggas haven’t really watched shit. Fraudulent behavior!!
>>215763329Every great film takes at least 3 viewings to be able to say you’ve watched it. They must be at different points of your life to.
>>215763242>1>2>3>D
i am autistic and fat
*DING DING DING DING* Big announcement. From now on I will be referred to as Birkinbro/poster/fag. The reason for this change should be obvious if you look at the two. If you disrespect my decision, you will be turned into a Birkin bag.
>>2157632931.>>215763329TMR clicks on first listen if you're above 105 IQ. Non midwits know Safe as Milk is his real masterpiece. Unironically, the TMR of cinema is Hey, Mom! and it is a massive piece of donkey shit.>>215763330This is advisable.
>>215763443We know Dallefag. Trust me, we know.
>>215763485lul
>>215760561Post the cockatrice
>>215763485whats a dallefagi am a simple obese autismo
>>215763443I'm feeling fat and sassy
>>215763574Show your stummy. Show that big ol’ baby you gotta brewing in deer.
>>215763574Okay.But remember the following: this general has been invaded by chaos, and faggotry is a constant here. Try not to get too off-topic, or ye shall know that the consequences were never the same...
>>215763443post tits fatso
>>215763375That's the joke.
>>215763485The artist formerly known as Dallefag.
>>215763597no>>215763619ok
>>215763454You will continue to be known as Dallefag, you're not the one who decides what your name is.
>>215763477>TMR clicks on first listen if you're above 105 IQ. >Non midwits know Safe as Milk is his real masterpiece.
>>215763656Deadnamers become dead gamers.
Just saw a YIFI rip in a theather. Feeling swindled.
>>215763626123 ABC>>215763680A 100%. Imagining some avant teen bullshit is his masterpiece when he already made basically the best white blues album of all time is peak underage /mu/ thinking. In fact, I would say TMR is one of his worst albums, mogged by practically every album of his except those pop records he put out in the early 70s.
>>215763748Don't be swindle.
>>215761359The Ten /film/ Commandments– I –Kino is the best, thy art. Thou shalt have no other art before Kino.– II –Thou shalt not make unto thee any distasteful waifus.– III –Thou shalt not take the name of Kino in vain.– IV –Remember the thread, to keep it holy.– V –Honor thy queen of /film/ and thy pimps.– VI –Thou shalt not nuke threads.– VII –Thou shalt not lust over Kino.– VIII –Thou shalt not stop seeding.– IX –Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy fellow posters.– X –Thou shalt not covet thy fellow poster's goods.
>>215763749>made basically the best white blues albumExactly, it's just a white blues album. It's very good, but it's just a white blues album.
>>215763293The wikipedia plot summary + the first 5 minutes to get the vibe
>>215763849I disagree: it's aural sex. It's raceplay with a black woman... cultural colonization. It's consensual non consent in audial form.
>>215763293>>215763870Imdb screenshots + a random blogpost about the film are all you need.
>>215763293Really just need the title and director and that's it.
>>215763917Kek.
>>215763454That's fine, but Françoise is mine so stay in ya lane.
is it honestly worth sorting through all of the pretentious faggorty and glop?i am willing to do it if its worth it, but jesus fucking christ there is so much fucking faggotry in this genre
>>215763293Dude just listen to or read someone’s else’s thoughts about whatever movie. You actually watching this shit? Did you not learn anything from that redhead on Metropolitan. I read the plot to that movie of course, but trust me I know what happened.
Alright fine, I'll post it.
>>215763703Weak bodygame. 3/5
Where and how do you guys watch your /film/s? How expensive would it be to build a private movie theater at home like the one in The Sopranos?
>>215764104Just assume 50% of the shit you'll watch is complete plebshit hyped up as the second coming of Christ by normalfags (Tark, Zulawski, those kinds of "slow and vibey" dudes). The other 50% of shit you'll watch is probably the best cinema you'll ever watch (Godard, Bresson, those kinds of "intellectual but sensitive" dudes).
>>215764104i'll give you a watchlist if you want
>>215764216fair>>215764233much appreciated. hit me bro
>>215764215At my plex (my computer)
>>215764165That body looks quite appealing to me
>>215764260Trust me you don't want his watchlist
>>215764216>complete plebshit hyped up as the second coming of Christ by normalfags (Tark, Zulawski, those kinds of "slow and vibey" dudes)Holy based.
>>215764037I respect Françoise and your rights to her. I gracefully concede.>>215764165It's there, just a lot of it wouldn't be appreciated by jannies.
>>215764137Midge
>>215764104>this genreWhat genre?
>>215764104Of course. There will always be people you think are frauds in any medium. Do you not feel this with writing or music?
>>215761208>petite mamaI don't get it
>>215763703>>215764338>173cmNice, very nice.
>>215764343Diaper adult films.
>>215764386What are some examples of that?
>>215763293the first time is your authentic reaction the second picks up all the hidden detailsthe third is where you find the faults
>>215764377Just barely taller than me. Very nice.>>215764406Stinky Time 3: Rise of the DogshitStinky Butthole Poopy Sauce: Ooo La LaPoopy Diaper Goes to Diaper TownPoopy Meets DiaperPooper Goes to HollywoodPoopy Meets UrinalPoopy Meets Indian Food (Banned in Australia)Poopy Beats Diaper (Short film)The Diaper Who Would be a PoopyButtfuckers in ParadiseButtfuckers in HeavenButtfuckers in MexicoButtfuckers Gone WildButtfuckers Go to AustraliaFemino Goes to HollywoodHoney I Fucked You in the Ass 2Gay Porn: The MovieThe Teletubbies MovieThe Teletubbies and Gay Porn Power HourMax and Ruby: The singalongDogs and Cats: The Rise of the HamsterThe MommyMistah MistahJorge RodriguezHoney I Fucked You in the AssDirty DiarrheaStinky TimeDirty Diarrhea 2Stinky Time 2Oops I just shit my pants againAttack of the DogsMommy I Pissed in the Sink AgainDogs and Cats 2: The Rise of the Rabbit
>>215764406Da Baby (1973), Pink Flamingos, Rafureshia, Anarchy in Japanty, the list goes on...
>>215764410I think this is sort of correct but not in that order. But I wouldn’t say faults necessarily because I love many films for their supposed “faults”.
chicken jockey xd
>>215764297The only thing it's got going is that she's not overweight. Textbook 3/5.
Personally I chug coffee and meditate to make sure I get 90% of a film's content on the first go. That way I know with certainty I'll enjoy it during the rewatch. And, more importantly, that I won't embarrass myself by dickriding it here.>>215764795elbows 2 pointy amirite
>>215764483>RafureshiaNice to know i'm not the only one here who's seen this.
>>215764462Haha you're short.
>>215764840>I won't embarrass myself by dickriding it here.You can't embarrass yourself on /film/ because being on /film/ is already embarrassing.
>>215765420I post here sometimes therefore it's at least marginally cool.
seldom does a film need to be watched more than once. you should be able to replay it in your mind as required anyway
>>215766445The only things that replay in my mind are my many mistakes and failures in life.
>>215766445>hey babe you want to watch a movie tonight?>no thanks im just replaying one in my mind
>>215766445You only need to imagine a film to truly experience it; everything else is nothing more than mere mental gymnastics.
They shouldn't even make films, they should just post the scripts online and everybody can read them and imagine the movie in their heads.
>>215766526kek what a faggot lmao
>>215766555You mean like old time radio? That was the norm less than 100 years ago. Also checked
chicken jockey>chicken jockeychicken jockey>chicken jockeychicken jockey>chicken jockey
In all actuality, we eventually will stop watching kino in the screen of (((reality))) and we will see the trve kino that was there all along inside our mind's eye.
chicken jockey lol
its /film/
Browns purposefully try to bring the site and posting quality down to their bottom feeding level because they are too intimidated by actual discussionPeabrained spic pieces of shit
>>215766789Only Monsters Play God
>>215766823Discuss a film
>>215766789no its not faggot
Honestly movies are shit. You should only watch them to better contextualize periodicals.
Honestly periodicals are shit. You should only watch them to better contextualize Netflix kinos.
>>215766971GODAMMIT I HATE NETFLIX SO MUCH ITS UNREAL
>>215766911Is this before the invention of legible typesetting? Wtf get your shit together, poster designer.
>>215766789/film/ 100%
tyler perry is an auteur
>>215767109That's from the December 1919 edition of Exhibitors Herald. I'm sure it was an aesthetic choice.
>>215767351black excellence!
>>215767383certified hood classichighest 2 lowest 4 life
>>215758895>>215759447>>215760561based VarleyCHADS, pic related for you>>215760903based AnsiktetCHAD>>215760305Watch the operistic cavalcades of Miklos Jancsó
>>215738427I'm apalled at how no one guided you to our charts.>>215761359watch the classics, by doing that, you will be more seasoned than the average poster ITT
>>215768110Good non fetish pic in the spoiler image. It doesn't turn me on to have complete control over a woman.
>>215768184So many cases.
>>215768128Those charts are too long
Gen Z is trying to cancel WKW.
I'm chartin ova here!
>>215769510Good. That grifter needs his comeuppance.
>>215769510
>>215769527This.
>>215769527This.>>215769845This.
>>215769510>LOCKER ROOM TALK?!?!?!?!
>>215771275I know right? Treating others with respect and dignity is fucking stupid. Jesus hoohaa type shit. Especially if it's someone you work with who has great slappies.
>>215771419Shut up Dallepussy.
Is this any good?
>>215769511too bad chartanon is dead
>The feature that Rossellini makes with Ingrid Bergman after Europa '51 is Viaggio in Italia. 'Journey to Italy'. That's the English title of the film. It's an English-language film. Because this time it's the clash between two cultures, that of northern Europe and that of southern Europe. Rossellini later spoke of an idea he had...about "cultures of sewing" and "cultures of draping.">"Cultures of sewing" must protect themselves from the cold, so they devise garments that hug the skin, garments that restrict their movements, that don't allow free movement. These are cultures of efficiency, cultures of "doing." But they're also "cold" cultures. On the other hand, "cultures of draping" - the Arab peoples, the Indian peoples, the ancient Latins - and also, in a metaphorical sense...not strictly describing our clothing, Italy and Italian culture - these cultures are free in their movements. They have more time to dedicate to reflection. They're not after efficiency at all costs. This was Rossellini's theory, one he implemented in Viaggio in Italia in an almost mathematical way.>t. Adriano Aprà
>>215771910Make me, mommy :3
>>215771419After all of the shit you've done, -and the type of people you hang with-, this reads as pure horseshit. Shut up Dallepussy.
>>215772276The things that I used to do? Lord, I won't do no more.>the type of people you hang withMy circle of broads and pimps is nonnaya biz kid.
I'm done.https://gofile.io/d/XHiNJOenjoy
>>215772829Ehem, that pic rel is k-kinda h-hot...
>>215772829lil bro i've seen oldboy
>>215772829come seed on avistaz too a lot of niggas in the queuehttps://avistaz.to/torrent/327831-oldboy-2003-dvdrip-dts-h264>>215773599ok but its not a fargle exclusive release
>>215772064>This was Rossellini's theory, one he implemented in Viaggio in Italia in an almost mathematical way.Doesn't that mean he was being efficient though?
At least Dallepussy upgraded to a much better waifu so the threads will be better looking now.
>>215763454Friendship ended with Donkey TeethNow Horse Teeth is my best friend
>>215773711Take a look at my bitch, playa.
>>215771419Hope she sees this bro.
>>215773638>seeding a 7 gig dvd rip>for a movie that already has sixteen (16) bluray encodes
>>215773923Basic bitch taste. She was a dead eyed uptight high maintenance bitch who was a starfish in bed while simultaneously being a gigantic slut. Even more overrated than Marylin Monroe imo.
/film/ /kdg/ boogeyman
>>215774178Been said many times, but I'll say it again: if Kelly disappeared and had been replaced by Vera Miles in every one of her roles, cinema only could've profited.
>>215763150Farthouse
>>215773923I agree with the anon who says every Grace Kelly role should've gone to Vera Miles instead.
>>215774178>was a starfish in bedHow can you possibly know this?
I sure would like to see Vera's starfish. Hahah amirite fellas
>>215774631I agree with the anon who says every Grace Kelly role should've gone to Gene Kelly instead
>filter movies by cinematographerI don't know why haven't I been doing this the whole time. The visual identity of a film is often times more important than whoever directed it, at least in my opinion. It's a way to ensure that i'll most likely enjoy whatever it is I choose to watch
>>215774178Niggas still sleepin' on hardcore anal banging never stop amusing me. You know, the more innocent the woman, -and the more sophisticated she is-, the more satisfaction you get from corrupting her. Fellas who don't realize the potential in polluting a "high maintenance uppity bitch" are losing on life itself; the nectar of sheer sexual understanding: Eros and Thanatos.
>>215774656Blondes think the world owes them everything and think they're hot shit just for being blonde and thus put no passion or effort into making love. Especially a snooty WASP like Grace.
>>215774787>Blondes think the world owes them everything and think they're hot shit just for being blondet. seething brownoid
>>215774846I am a blue eyed blonde white guy, and the worst lay of my life and several of the most unpleasant cunts I've ever had to deal with were all blondes. Brown dudes are the ones who are obsessed with them as trophy wives.
>>215775005>Brown dudes are the ones who are obsessed with them as trophy wives.Yes, we are.t. white brown dude.
I don't believe a word any of you say.
>>215774119the blu rays are terrible. educate yourself. do u want more green with that sir?
>>215761208what up dingo gang, coming to you live with a review of "A Real Pain". Drop a like if you liked it.>Amateurish comedy drama. Eisenberg and his DP have no concept of cinematic language, which is why this looks like an artsy French film where they discuss existentialism and the fragility of memory (interspersed with a bunch of bizarre shots of landmarks framed like postcards with no characters in them) when it should look like some hokey Sundance-style indie fest about shared narcissistic trauma. Why is Eisenberg's face yellow and Caulkin's face red as they stand on top of a building? Because it "wooks pwetty" I guess. There's also this unbelievably pretentious tracking shot that's shown at the start and repeated at the end that makes no visual point-if it was to showcase differences between the two characters it is applied to none are apparent because they both just sit there for 2 seconds after the bizarre shot sweeps across a bunch of strangers. I cannot get over how bad this is visually. In terms of characters, Eisenberg's choice for himself is interesting-a more serious and respectable man who is neurotic but for medical reasons instead of the nebbish buffoon he is often cast as. Eisenberg's showstopper scene at the dinner is overwrought and he sucks in it. Caulkin is annoying but memorable. And that's it, the rest of the supporting cast seem to exist to qualify this for Oscars consideration-the Tutsi who talks about how he is a Tutsi and very nice and also a Jewish convert (implausibly). Overall this sucked and I hated it. Rio or The Social Network this is not.https://letterboxd.com/dingoatemybabi/film/a-real-pain/
>>215775481explain yourself
>>215775605all pretty self explanatory. 3 stars means i liked it, you can bump the wild robot up to 4 stars if you want
>>215775323Bottom looks more like the film print
>>215775624the wild robot attempts to justify settler colonialism, kpop demon hunters mogs.
>>215775673holy based. i'm not 6 and don't like kshit btw
>>215761690the movie is covertly shitting on oliver stone and tarantino, how can you not like it
>>215775658>the film print Lmao what nigga you dumb as hell
>>215775673>the wild robot attempts to justify settler colonialism
>>215772040Yes. For being a Hollywood flick of that era, it's surprising how cool they let him be. And he's just a cold-blooded killer throughout. Then, if you like Lake & Ladd. Blue Dahlia. And, Lucky Jordan is fun too.
I'm dropping letterboxd for serializd, way easier to get engagement on serializd. What is some /film/ approved television?
>>215775481>dingo gangExcuse me but it's "dingo nation".
>>215775942if you're such a big fan of the dingo nation how come you never drop a like and a follow?
>>215775961I'm not a fan at all, plus i'm not on Letterboxd.
>>215775892Get the fuck out and go back to /kdg/ you supreme faggot.
>>215773923>>215774780Her wardrobe in Rear Window is pure kino and peak 1950s /fa/.
>>215776049
>>215776390>>215776049
Viridiana was not the saucy, tongue-in-cheek wincest flick I had hoped for. And you know what? I can't help but see the fuckwads here as akin to those cretinous paupers. See you faggots in a few months, minimum.
>>215761208
Harembro left /hor/ but didn't come back to /film/ :/ At least we have Kinskichad back.
>>215776829Isn't it Harembro who posts Breillat?
>>215776891That's [Lawful Evil]bro.
>>215776993I thought that there was a separate Charlottobro and Harembro got his name to distinguish him given that they both posted Charlotte.
We're all distinguishing him here.
>>215776891Breillat is clearly Chaotic Neutral.
777777 for Cassavetes
>>215777777witnessed
>>215777777BASED
>>215777777just came here to say.... nice
>>215777777Impressive. Very nice.
>>215777777nice
>>215777777Very nice!
>>215777777Congrats from my bitch... I mean my hoe... I mean my girl and I!
>>215777777This is my sign to watch Killing of a Chinese Bookie
>>215777777misogynist
>>215777108Yes, the separate Charlottefag is the Breillatposter.
>>215777777mods = fags
>>215777777με βάση και κόκκινα χάπια
This thread has been another speedy one. Possibly the first sub-24hr thread in some time.
>>215778361artificially speedy thread from the same off topic garbage posting that kills the general in the long run
>>215778541Yawn.
>>215764216lol based fuck Tarkovsky
>>215775481Interesting review. My opinion was that it was a little too jewish.
>>215778757>too jewishUm... Do you know where you are?
>>215778787No
Ingmar BurgermanAndrei Tartkovsky
>>215778757i mean it's a VERY jewish film so that just makes you very philosemitic in my opinion
>>215778832I feel kinship with jews, because I too look like a goblin
>>215778803My apologies.
>>215777777
>>215779219>soifuckingback
Three films a day. Such is life!
is Mike Leigh /film/?
>>215780240
I watched The Baby, it was weird.
>>215780443Cute and based and hairy armpits-pilled.
damm bitch you live like this? (Apichatpong Weerasethakul)
>>215781040He admits it
>>215781040Unironically beautiful scenery.
>>215781040>mmmm coffee
>>215761326Is this Intermezzo? I didn’t see any club scenes in that trailer
Assayas btfos a film critic, based
Is Emilia Perez really that bad? Please, no butthurt chauvinistic Mexicans, I only expect to read true patrician takes
The film of the year for me.
Asanobu is here too, he cute
>>215781457I hate her stupid bitch face
>>215781397The streets say it's a clown world film.
>>215781258they abandoned historical values when they decided to be sore losers and hole up on an island after the civil war.
>>215775481Blocked. I don’t use Letterboxd to read high school assignments
>>21578158680s Taiwanese films are kino shut your mouth
I understand now the - in his surname then
>>215781600Based.>>215781457Really that good, huh?
>>215781544I would love to be that tall dude from the Von Trier movies and deepthroat her, ngl. Very pornographic face / body combo.>>215781607Streets say "yes".
>>215781600you didn't follow me anyway so why would i care. and it's not a "high school assignment", it's a serious piece of film criticism written in a stream of consciousness style
>>215781829Piss in his mouth (in a non sexual way), Big D!
>>215781209It's Canto Due (the "true sequel" to Intermezzo).
>>215781805>tall dude from the Von Trier moviesWillem Dafoe
>>215781939Yeah, The Joker.
>>215781959That's Jared Leto
>>215781939He's tall where it counts
>>215781976No, that's Dracula in that Herzog film.
>>215782009Bill Skarsgård?
Best for last, kino documentary.
>>215782022No, that William Escargot guy I think was in Ratatouille. I'm talking about that tall guy in Breaking the Waves; the cripple nigga with a limp dick.
>>215781071Truth.
>>215782097>the cripple nigga with a limp dick.Karla Sofía Gascón?
>Flowers of Taipei Taiwan New CinemaI'll stick with Ari Ari the Korean Cinema thanks
>>215782118That's a woman, though.
>>215782151What Is a Woman?
>>215782127The documentary was nice, and Wang Bing talking about individualism vs collectivism in taiwanese and chinese cinema, making Yang Chao seethe about it, was kino
>>215782178A Woman Is a Woman.
>>215782228Due to a high volume of moderation traffic, reviews for this title are hidden at this time. Reviews remain visible on members’ profiles, with the exception of those removed for violating our Community Policy.
>>215773690>Tu quoque
Hey, yo, check this out: FUCK EVERY ASIAN COUNTRY THAT'S NOT JAPAN.
>>215782714Iran >>>>>>>>>>>> (power gap) >>>>>>>>>>>> Japan
lil timmy gone feral
>>215782289>Two cockslel.
>>215782726Name 8 great iranian filmmakers.
What happened to fake nanako poster?
>>215782714I need to explore filipino cinema more, in theory they should be the most human and soulful asians because of the spanish and catholicism.
>>215782714Except Thailand for reasons.
>>215782759It doesn't really matter. My point is that the worst filmmaker of all time (Shunji Iwai) and some of his competition (Hamaguchi, Kore-eda) are Japanese, so clearly Japan's cinephilic superiority is obviously a myth.
>>215782876Shunji Iwai ethereal shit works sometime. But I agree with your overall sentiment.
>i will focus on the bad things instead of the good thingsa generation raised on youtube
>>215782843I just meant cinema, not the countries in general.
who was in the wrong here?
1. USA2. France3. Italy4. Japan5. UK6. Iran7. USSR8. Taiwan9. China/HK10. Czechslovakia
>>215783071>uk that highevery good film made in the UK is inevitably a hollywood co-production
>>215783062Owned with facts and logic
>>215783081I count the cultural heritage of the director over where the film was produced. I'm counting Hitchcock as British.
>>215783071Replace Czechoslovakia with Germany and you might be onto something.
>>215782876>IwaiA good mix of good and ass, but the ass is not too bad.>HamaguchiHe's usually good; calling him a contender for WOAT is overkill.>Kore-edaThis nigga is complete garbo, but still far from being a WOAT.>>215783134Hitchcock has some hot garbage in there (Suspicion is terrible!).
>>215783071I'm the only American here and I'm telling you straight up, that's hogwash. Put as at #3 or #4.
>>215782759Hasan Ben Mohammad, Ali Boom Bari, Kuftuf Moofar, Bezziah Bin Halileleh are top top tier. Check these out first, infidel
>>215783134in that case britain should be right behind usa
>>215783220in terms of directoral output it's 100% america at number one and britain at number two. the rest don't even come close-maybe japan third.
>>215783269>and britain at number two.lol. Sure thing, Nigel.
but korea should at least be in the top 10
1. US2. Japan3. France4. USSR5. Italy
1. Kyrgyzstan2. Central African Republic3. Suriname4. Kosovo 5. Laos6. Gabon7. Montenegro8. Guinea9. Guinea-bissau10. Equatorial GuineaIf you disagree, you're a fucking pleb who doesn't know shit about cinema.
>>215783312in terms of directoral output britain blows every other non-american nation out of the water purely because there's so much cross pollination between it and hollywood thanks to pinewood and the language barrier. hollywood has been poaching british talent since the 40s.
>>215783338France mogs USA and Weebland. No one cares about Japan but weebs. It either some perv pink trash or samurai. Worthless
>>215783379Okay, Nigel. Let's say it's like that.
1. France2. Japan3. USA4. Italy5. Taiwan6. USSR7. Germany8. China/HK9. Hungary10. UK
1. Japan2. France3. USA4. Czechoslokakia5. China (including Hong Kong)6. USSR/Russia7. Italy8. Korea9. Thailand10. Germany
>>215783414>9. HungaryBased>>215783417>8. KoreaInsane opinion
1. Masterpieces2. Good Films3 . Bad Films
Why is this piece of shit so acclaimed? I don't even refer to the high amounts of rape or the lack of character development. There is simply nothing remarkable about it besides this unending bleakness. Do people really relate to Johnny that much?
>>215783071It's really:>France tierFrance>God tierItalyGermanyTaiwan>Great tierUSSRPolandCzechosville>Decent / reliable tierMuricaBonglandJapanBrazil>Only one or two directors of note tierAustriaHungarySwedenDenmark>Occasionally good tierMost of the thirld worldThe greeksKangaroolandSpainPortugal>Mostly garbageMainland China>Basically garbageKorea
>>215783439Hungary has some pretty cool stuff but volume and great to bad ratio has a lot to say in a top, that's why Thailand is lower. Korea is fine but there's a power gap between the top 5 and the rest anyway.
Give me 10 great Hungarian films from at least 5 different directors.
>>215783443Wrong.1. So bad it's good 2. Masterpieces3. Good movies4. Not good movies5. Really bad movies
1. Korea2. Japan3. China
>>215783385This is a hardcore trvke. Japanese cinema is one of the most overrated traditions of all time, their saving grace being their classic directors like Kurosawa and Ozu. Once those niggas died and the chiggas got access to cheap cameras / digital equipment, it was game over for japanese "content".
>>215783498Taiwan is trash. Cinema about nothing. Every stinky film is 3 hours or longer and nothing happens, all you hear is cicadas. Perfect sleeping aid
1. US2. Italy3. Iran4. Weebshit5. France
Wakao Ayako turns 92 today
>>215783468Because it's great. No one relates to Johnny, btw; you're supposed to hate his guts.
>>215783549Korean cinema pre-1990 is mostly worthless outside of a handful of classics. Just as Korean cinema post-2015 has proven mostly worthless.
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>>215783564Pic related
>>215783582Damn, you sure are salty.
>>215783582literally me fr fr bruh
>>215783582delulu
>>215783560They basically saved asian cinema in the 80s / 90s. Meanwhile, in China, niggas were aping Scorsese; the japanese were essentially releasing live action anime, and the korean were a non entity / just local slopmakers.
>FranceSmelly surrendering monkeys
>>215783595My mind isnt disordered. Asian women have nothing white women. You know every single Weeb woman dyes her hair and has contacts, right?
>>215783621Salty doesn't do you justice. You're malding lmao.
>>215783525>Miklos JancsóThe Red and the White, The Round-up>Béla TarrSatantango, Werckmeister Harmonies, The Turin Horse>Zoltán FábriThe Fifth Seal>István SzabóMephisto>Marcell JankovicsSon of the White Mare, The Tragedy of Man (go watch this right now)>György FehérTwilight
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>>215783639I dont have to settle for a gook, sir.
>>215783647>TwilightEyo this nigga wants me to watch the gay sparkling vampire movie. Get the fuck out of here mofo.
lil tommy going wild
>>215783661>I dont have to settleBrother, you don't fuck. Don't try to play it off, we can tell.
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>>215783668I was the first anon to mention Twilight on here way back in 2014. Now it is mainstream, it even has a dang BR release. Even film turds know it now
>>215783661Good morning sir!
>>215783708At least Decode went hard.
>>215783525The Red and The White (Jancsó)Red Psalm (Jancsó)Körhinta (Fábri)The Fifth Seal (Fábri)The Turin Horse (Tarr)Werckmeister Harmonies (Tarr)1 (Sparrow)Kontroll (Antal)Mephisto (Szabó)the list goes on
is the real money in lensing?
I have thread cooldown, somebody else bake the new. Thanks.
>>215783647>>215783757>Béla Tarr>Zoltán Fábri>greatGood at best. Try again.
>>215783758https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zdNYsMXBWs
>>215783788You asked for great films, not great directors.
So glad none of you plebs picked my country
>>215783803Their work is good at best, try again.
>>215783820It's ass
>>215783820Because it's shit.
We hit the bump limit in under 22 hours. /film/, at last, had a faster thread than /hor/.
>>215783820The only notable ones not picked wereRomania - a shithole with shit flicksSweden - rapist holy land with shit flicksSpain - dying country with shit flicks and telenovelas
The new>>215783889
>>215783621>is so goodmore like they have to change fuckalot of their faces to make them human
>>215783895Not really, plebs always circle jerk around the same
>>215783071>5. UKMy sides.
>>215783902You forgot the Bonus
Can we hit 350??????
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