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>he LURKS here
Robert if you are reading this, have a nice day.
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Robert, I like you but Batman sucked ass
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>>215810199
Robert Pattinson doesn't lurk on 4chan. He's never heard of it.
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>>215810199
Isn't this guy almost 40? Why is he whining like a little bitch?
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>>215810244
>works in Hollywood
>can't be open about being a 4channer
Anon, the anti-4channer discrimination must end.
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Fuck off.
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>>215810324
it's him!
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>>215810743
shut up now
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>>215810199
Thanks mate
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>>215810244
He's a deathgrips fan who literally did a guitar song for them. Yes he's clearly heard of 4chan.
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>>215810199
Youre one of the real ones and I wish I could have a beer with you but batman sucked ass
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>>215810199
>>215810236
>>215810789
Thanks everyone. Hope you're looking forward to my new flick with america's sweetheart Jennifer Lawrence.
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This guy sucked my dick once at Taco Bell.
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>>215810873
>america's sweetheart Jennifer Lawrence
Strange way to spell Sydney Sweeney
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>>215810324
It's Robert Fagginson!
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>>215810199
You can call him Rob, he likes to eat hot dogs
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>>215810244
Whatever you say, Robert
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Tell us what her pits tasted like, Rob. The people deserve to know.
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>>215810199
Just please, just leave me alone.
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Huge cocks thrusting
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Thank you.
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Is there anyone in this thread who isn't Robert?
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>>215810933
Sweeney's cursed with an ugly face + fridge body. Her tits are all she's got going for her.
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>>215810283
This article came out 20 years ago dude
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>>215811122
checked
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>>215810946
WHICH ONE OF YOU SAID ROBERT FAGGINSON? WHO SAID IT POST YOUR FACE RIGHT FUCKING NOW WITH A TIMESTAMP BECAUSE ROBERT DOESN'T DESERVE THAT FOR THE KINO I PUT OUT.
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>>215811175
OP here, Rob relax, the anons are just doing a lil'trolling, don't fall for it.
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>>215811296
NO I'M nOT ROBERT I JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE THAT LITTLE PUNK NEVER MAKES IT IN THE INDUSTRY
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>>215811296
I don't think Robert would take things posted in here very seriously. I know because I directed Good Time.
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Me please just alone leave, please...
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>>215810933
No one cares about your talentless industry plant, glowie
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>>215810199
Those are some tasty nipples
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I like that he's random and British.
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>>215811384
Hmm... interesting, how do you know that he is not immersing himself in a new chud role?
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>>215811356
You're late anon, Rob already made it.
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>>215810873
Big swing & a miss there, Bob..better luck next time
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>>215810199
Twilight wasn't bad and it has proper morals.
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What happened to Ryan Gosling being /ourguy/? Is it because he made stupid shit like Barbie and got bogged?
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>>215811607
Ken is the only reason why I watched it.
He still /ourguy/ but right now is Kennin' in a galaxy far far away.
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>>215811137
She has an hourglass shape, fridge bodies are a jew trait you kike. She does have a potato face, but who cares so long as she's a genuinely decent person and puts an end to ugly hollywood nepo cretins.

>>215811122
We're all rpatz. He's the new literally me.
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>>215810236
It was fine.
One of my main issues is Batman get worked by a bunch of retard neet /pol/tards with hunting rifles.
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anybody who calls 4chan a forum doesn't go on 4chan
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I've seen some of Robert Pattinson's interviews and he seems like a pretty chill dude.
He's quite outspoken about thinking Twilight is a godawful series and a black spot on his career but the money spoke to him.
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>>215812190
We are very much a forum.
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pattinson was based in the lighthouse
don't care for the rest of his filmography
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>>215812190
>>215812232
anyone actually posting on 4chan will call image boards "subreddits" or "channels" because that gets a rise out of anons
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>>215810199
He also said he often lies during these press tours out of boredom.
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>>215810199
Watching his behind the scenes twilight interviews is so hilarious like he legit hated everything about it but still made it work and become a superstar. It'd be so easy for him to become some pretty boy cult leader like Leto but he seems to genuinely have a decent head on his shoulders
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XX5wk-6Mn5s
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>>215810199
bro you've got to get Zoe Kravtiz out of these movies she has the charisma and screen presence of a cinder block tied around your ankle as you're pushed overboard
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>>215812351
I think his general disgust at the fans steered him toward wanting a private life vs Leto who wants a harem/cult. Also being forced into a relationship with Kristen Stewart to help sell hte movie, who despite being gorgeous, seems to be awful to be around.
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>>215810894
Yo, is that Robbie Pattycakes?

That nigga has been on my mind. No cap, I been thinking about that time when I barebacked him raw in a Pittsburgh Chik-Fil-A. That shit had to be the tightest, most hairless, wettest boy pussy I've ever laid pipe into. I swear to God, the most heavenly high is gargling that wonderboy's nuts while going fist deep into his shitter. I had Robbie screaming in the sheets with head too ridiculous to ignore. That nigga frotted my cock until he busted on my mouth, I had to return the favor. That nigga Robbie and I been fucking non-stop ever since, but keep that shit on the DL. He does that shit for free. If you're gonna ask me how to "long" Robbie Pattycakes, I'll be deadass. All you gotta do is ask, be straight up, and get physical real quick. Touch his nuts, get on ya knees, talk your shit. He doesn't play around with no pansy-ass niggas either. He likes his men manly, and his dick thick. White skin, 6'5 is the minimum and I ain't talking about height boy.

That nigga Robbie Parrtcakes stole my heart and drank my seed.



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