>AVP is no longer the worst installment in either franchise
>>215814425Yes, chud, it is still the worst predator movie.Badlands is kino. The worst alien film is prometheus.
>Yes, chud, it is still the worst predator movie.>Badlands is kino.>The worst alien film is prometheus.
Didn't this have a sequel?
>>215814597Which now is also no longer the worst installment in either franchise
>>215814425It never was. Resurrection will always be worse
>>215814701Best Alien movie after Aliens Best Predator movie
really makes you think
>>215814701>what if we made a truely gruesome R-rated AvP, complete opposite of the first movie, but we didn't turn any lights on when shooting at night and couldn't see most of anything
>>215814998ya, its called SOVL. stick with your baby colored movies, right.
It never was. The one where the autistic kid can read predator language and they retconned lore into predators using kills to enhance their genes was the worst followed by the one with Adrian Brody.
>>215814466how dare
>>215814701>coolest Predator in the shittiest movieIt's not fair
>>215814425Saw it with a bunch of friends as a teen and it still sucked.
>>215814425 This is still the worst
>>215815381its on par with badlands.
>>215815381For me Prey is the worst. Its the only predator that basically killed himself.
>>215815381Better than Prey. Didn't see Badlands, probably never will since it's the same director.
>>215814425AVP2, Alien: Earth, Predators, The Predator are all worse than AVP
>>215815468Prey is the best Predator. You simply lack the intelligence to critique film.
>>215815555Prey predator is literally THE ONLY only one who suicided himself while fighting his prey!
>>215815381It is the worst main pred movie I have no intention of ever rewatching it and saying I still think avp2 is the actual worse of both series
>>215815555Level was Snakes He even got wounds from wolf.
>>215814425It wasn't even the worst installment when it releasedAlien 3 was
>>215815689alien movies are not part of the predverse.
>>215815689Alien 3 is the second best Alien film, retardo.
>>215814425This is my 2nd favourite Predator movieAs a kid, I thought "it's better to have something and not need it, then need it and not have it" was rly profound
>>215815381This should be avoided based on the premise alone.>What if the Predators actually wanted to find people with autism, so they could give themselves autism as a superpower
yeah
>>215814425Here is how this franchise went>Alien 3 is the worst>No resurrection is the worst, 3 is good now, suddenly i love low budget garbage>No AVP is bad now, resurrection is great i suddenly love Wynona Ryder>HOLY SHIT REQUIEM IS BAD 100% WORST THING EVER THIS IS ROCK BOTTOM>....>Actually predators isnt so bad at least it has cowboy curtis in it and i can see whats on the screen>What the fuck is going on with The predators? Why are they drinking autism juice?>The fuck is this Prey shit? How can a 60lb chick kill a fucking predator? >OMG SIMP PREDATOR IS AMAZING THE BEST EVERThey are all trash. Borderline unwatchable after Alien 3. Deal with it.
>>215816396all kino, cope zoomer
wew
weird how they try to push badlands its fucking insane its got better ratings than the og
>>215815449>>215815468>>215815536I really doubt you guys have seen 2018 one, if your main grape is predators not being like in the old movies, then 2018 is still worse by that metric as well
>>215814425AvP is one of the best alien movies. Second only to prometheus
>>215815381It's completely retarded, but in a fun way.It's a comfy Halloween movie
AlienAliensPredatorPredator 2Alien vs PredatorThese are the only good movies. Nothing else exists.
>>215814425AvP is extremely underappreciated.
>>215815468>For me Prey is the worst. Its the only predator that basically killed himself.I haven't seen Badlands, but Prey is worse than anything that came before it. The Predator trying to collect Autism Juice was retarded. But the Predator in Prey was actually retarded and killed itself like it was an episode of looney tunes.
>>215814425Badlands is a 9.5 my dood.
People hate AvP now? Did I switch timelines again?
AvP1 is really good
>>215814701Could be a cool movie if I could actually see anything that was happening in it
>>215814701Avpr is like the best r rated movie ever made
>>215818775https://youtu.be/0B-6x1pKgDI?list=PLR9WUo3tIVnZneDxz6wOJMR-VuZ0OwyWr&t=64Dave tried man, the director wasn't having any of it.
>>215814425>avp2FTFY
>>215814738Best Alien movie is Alien, though Aliens is breathing down its neck.Best predator movie is Predator with Prey a close second.
>>215815689I recently rewatched and watched Alien, Aliens, Alien 3 and Alien: Resurrection. My God those last 2 stink. Alien is still one of the best movies ever made. Aliens was even better then I remembered it being (and that's with me having good memories of Aliens). Alien 3 was painful to sit through. Alien:Resurrection was trying to be a comedy? WTF?
>>215818707I've never heard anyone say anything good about AvP
AvP would have been great if it wasnt pg13. Watching predator punch things was fucking retarded
>>215814998Shut up, Dave.https://youtube.com/watch?v=0B-6x1pKgDI
Alien vs. Predator is an awesome movie. Watching Badlands I kept thinking about how floaty and weightless it was compared to the crunchy, impactful fight scenes in AvP.
People seem to forget what a total disaster this one was.>the Predators are attempting to harvest the spinal fluid of children with asperger's syndrome because they see autism as the next step in human evolution that can make them into more efficient killers>the Predators have earmarked Earth for more frequent hunts because of global warming>the Predators have also given mankind an Iron Man suit to make the hunts more fair (?)>Tom Jane's "comic relief" character is literally just Tourettes Guy>cut content included a squad of Predators who've assimilated to Earth and work for the CIA, and the original post-credits scene featured a time-travelling Ellen Ripley (supposedly a digitally deaged Queen Sigourney) who gifts the Iron Man suit to the Army
Alien>Alien 3(Director's Cut)>Aliens>Romulus>Resurrection>Prometheus>CovenantThere isn't really a bad one though and Earth is pretty good once it gets going. Both AvP films are absolute garbage and the only good Predator is the first one. Aside from a couple of the comics and the 1999 PC game, latching Predator onto the Alien franchise was a fucking mistake that dragged the latter down with the former.
>>215815381This will ALWAYS be the worst.
>>215820144No, it now has competition.
>>215816396>How can a 60lb chick kill a fucking predator?Like Arnold himself could manhandle a predator. The point is outsmarting them
>>215820073>cut content included a squad of Predators who've assimilated to Earth and work for the CIAThis was the only part to sound kind of interesting.
>>215818707Always liked AVP. Didn’t even know it was pg-13 until recently. It’s literally just an Alien movie smashed together with a Predator movie. It’s top shelf monsterkino in my book
>>215820103I've annoyed myself for not putting Resurrection last. There's a lot about it I like to defend but who am I kidding, it's the worst one.
>>215820073Sorry retard, the times have changed and we have to pretend this shit tasted good, and array against Badlands.
>>215814425Prey is the worst Predator movie and if you count Earth that's not only the worst alien related thing but one of the worst thigns ever made in general.
>>215820073How does the first 4 greentexts make this a bad movie?
>>215820958>Sorry retard, the times have changed and we have to pretend this shit tasted good, and array against Badlands.Saying it moved up from Worst, to 2nd Worst, isn't saying its good. Retard.
>>215820252The pred wrestling people instead of cutting heads off didnt give it away?
>>215814701beating a dead horse, but if it wasn't for the shitty lighting this would legitimately be a good movie. I still enjoyed it more than the first avp.
There are really people on this board who think the "Dude, sausage-lover lol" stoner comedy/slasher movie, should have been straight to DVD AvP sequel is good, but Alien: Earth is bad.The fucking state of it.
The predator vocals sound effects in AVP fucking suck. They obviously sound like a tiger, I don't know how the producers of a predator film couldn't find the correct sfx. https://youtu.be/wdb_Fm9q9Zw
AvP is the only watchable and entertaining movie that isn't Alien/Aliens/Predator/Predator 2. Everything else is fucking atrocious. These franchises are cursed. A fucking videogame from 2001 mogs the ever living shit out of 80% of the films.
>>215818707I always liked it. Watched it like 2 yrs ago still liked it
>>215815555>Beats a bear in hand to paw combat>Little girl doesn't die when attacked
>>215818951Wrong, it's Predator > Predator 2 > Predators > Prey > Badlands > Killer of Killers > literal dog shit > The Predator
>>215820073IT WAS A COMEDYabsolutely shocking how everyone misses this
>>215822428>we made a retarded movie and almost destroyed a franchise as a joke
>>215814425It never was. AVP is the best behind the first two entries in both franchises. Sure it's mediocre, but everything else has been complete shit. And yes, that includes Alien 3.
Why was it so kino?
>>215822568It wasn't.>Whedonshit
>>215822465They gave creative direction to Shane Black, as part of shilling advertising to imply it's going to be like the OG Predator movie "he was heavily involved in", even though his script for that movie was canned and he got a token role in the film. Yes the movie was advertised as serious, and you can tell they wanted it to be serious as they gutted the entire final act and changed to something completely different against the directors choice. If you know any other of his works like Lethal Weapon, you can recognise the humour, you can see that he is clearly taking the piss and it's a comedy. I liked it and wasn't outraged at all as it was meant to be stupid - people going >omg le reddit autism dna harvest is so ridiculousss!!! how can i take this srsly??? have literally been midwit filtered. It's supposed to be fucking stupid.
>>215815211Fuck that alien covenant is the worst. I didn’t know it was out till like last year.
>>215822568one of the worst movies ever made
Predator 2 sucked. There. I said it.
>>215822568It only comes off better 28 years later because everything else has been such dogshit. Its a reminder of how far we've fallen that this trash looks good by comparison.
>>215820252Kino shot, I do hope they recreate it in the inevitable AvP 3. Also love this one a few minutes after. Serviceable dumb fun so I can appreciate it for what it was.
>>215822568Lots of good ideas and memorable ideas implemented perfectly, is fantasic and the entire segment underwater/ladder gotta be one of the best scenes in all of cinema.
>>215822568They did all those lesbian bait promotional shoots, but never delivered in the movie. You don't even get to see Winona Ryder in her underwear waking up from cyro-sleep.
>>215823185The pyramid setting scares the shit out of me to this day idk why. I occassionally get nightmares being trapped in there and had to witness or be a victim of Alien and Predator fights.
>>215814425I liked this movie call me a sloppy retard I just think pyramid hunts are cool
>>215820252Same I do not get the hate
>>215820252Also I just realized, Paul WS Anderson made the Predators bulkier helps selling how inhuman they look.
>>215820073Weaponized autism
>>215823913Why is the concept of "mystery" so hard to understand for modern film makers?
>>215824124Hell, Paul WS Anderson specifically chose the pyramid and artic to make the location more alien and it fucking well paid off. I think practical sets helped it as well, nowadays they'd just CGI or Volume the background.
>>215814701I always remember this scene
>>215824124You might say it's a mystery
>>215824124>Why is the concept of "mystery" so hard to understand for modern film makers?Because it often gets much worse reviews than if the film explains every single plot detail. Being vague and unexplained is a huge risk.
>>215822417almost: Predator > Predator 2 > Predators > literal dog shit > Prey > Badlands > Killer of Killers > The Predator
badlands was good
>>215822788*romulus
badlands is turd
>>215820225she literally fought him head on and then he killed himself.
>>215818868Wolf was the most retarded predator until Prey came out.
>>215820073So prey was before assumingly in timeline and Badlands was after. So 2018 heard of incredible deeds Prey predator and his autism (he soloed a snake sic!) and wasted to have it too and seeing Dek and his family they fucking did it.
>>215817777Quads of truth. The Predator (aka The Big Game Hunter) was just retarded, and not in a fun way
>>215820958Dek literally is autist.
>>215822075they are cursed thanks to what AVP comics and other content did.
>>215822428Comedies are supposed to be funny. If they had went with the original script where the army dude teams up with the predator, it might have been funny. The version we got was just a hate letter to the fans
>>215823153they done this with literally every franchise, god damn it.
>>215820252this is comfyslop the designs for both were kino. many laughs were had when the chick and the predator ran side by side
>>215824952Exact /co/ was a mistake, /toy/ in the other hand...
>>215814466>The worst alien film is prometheusMy vote goes for covenant.Featuring the most retarded biologist team ever sent to outer space.
>>215823566Late 90s Sigourney was her hottest form. >Alien Res>Galaxy Quest>HearbreakersShe was in her cougar phase and it sold her movies.
>>215817982Finally someone posted the correct answer.
badlands is some anime nerds gay anime fantasy. this shit is actually worse than neil blomkamps anime power fantasies
>>215814466>>215825110*Romulus
>>215814425Apologize.
>>215825788avp would have been much better if it starred millia instead of the nigger
>>215825863true
>>215825788I think it's a huge shame that AvP was not appreciated or understood at the time. These modern films are reheated versions of it or reheated versions of scenes they had to cut due to budget.Originally AvP had more flashback scenes. There were scenes of Native American characters fighting Predators. They were scenes of WWII GIs fighting Predators.
I'm glad I can finally admit I always liked it and refer to it as a "fun popcorn flick" in the more intellectual amateur film review circles
>>215825913avp was shit dude. the only good scenes were the predators on the pyramid. it was also shot like a 1.85 movie but then it looks like it got matted to 2.35 for no reason.
>>215814701>the replies to this postDo you guys even check to see if someone else made the same joke? Is this just reddit or youtube or tiktok now where you need that dopamine hit from getting a "like" so badly that you emulate it by making the same joke as everyone else? Only one guy even attempted to expand on the joke by posting an image, on a fucking IMAGEBOARD. Please return to the social media site you migrated from.
>>215825931AvP is awesome. It starts out awesome and gets more awesome each time something happens.
>>215825950go back to l3ddit
>>215825931>>215825967No idea what you watched but it wasn't AVP, maybe you imagined something in a wet dream. But AVP, both of them is complete garbage. Every single predator from them is retarded blind morons. Famous Scar fucking died to hugger and Wolf could not even see a fucking cop in the forest with flashlight in hand until cop yelled to him.
hmm
