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he should lose some weight then
>>215820079he's not even class 4 obese. he's svelte in modern US/Mexico
Hot dolphin!
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>>215820055Where was the monster getting the leaves from? There weren't any trees inside the state and the only plant was a vine but I couldn't tell if the leaves matched
>>215820055why can't women just admit they're perverts who want to fuck weird things.why do they always have to come up with pretentious cope
>>215820055you just know
Wait wait wait. Wasn't Del Toro's version advertised as a more direct adaptation of the book? No one showed the monster kindness but the old blind man. The girl is the one who screamed and incited the family to chase him off.What the fuck?
>>215821504that's Elizabeth
I'm 5'5"
>>215821504He's a Communist. Never trust a Communist.
>>215821612>>215821674>>215821504I just wikipedia'd it. Are you fucking kidding me?>Realizing he cannot die and will spend eternity alone, the Creature confronts Victor on the night of William and Elizabeth's wedding demanding he create a companion. Victor refuses, professing his disgust and regret toward creating the Creature. The Creature attacks Victor but is found and embraced by Elizabeth, who is accidentally shot when Victor fires at the Creature.You know, it's one thing in particular that pisses me off about this.In the book, "I will be with you on the night of your wedding" is important because the creature had just had a crashout basically announcing his intent to psychologically torment him, but Victor's mind immediately jumps to the idea of the monster directly attacking him at the wedding because acknowledging that the Creature can play psychologically like that would push the monster into a realm of humanity that Victor can't bring himself to acknowledge.That chapter isn't just a catalyst for the final twist but the biggest display of their respective egos, god complex vs victim complex.The Creature's humanity triumphing over Victor's at the tail end when he himself accepts that killing innocents to hurt Victor made him no better than Victor, while Victor clings to his ego to the bitter end
>>215820055So which twitter/youtube grifter did you get this from? Because I've seen this exact image like six times today.
I've had women think I'm mysterious just because I don't talk about myself then when they actually get to know me they realise I'm boring
>So THAT'S why it's not my fault when I get beaten by all my boyfriends...
>>215821101...which is why they overwhelmingly prefer tall, handsome men, right?
>>215821101The level of delusion here is off the fucking charts.
>>215820055I demand more monsterfucker movies for men.
they should make the monsters like 5 feet tall if they want them to be truly terrifying to women
makes you think
>>215821940
>>215821940We know what happens.
>>215821101i totally get where women are coming from in regards to this
>>215820055and yet none of them want me
it's true - all great art acknowledges women as the angels they are <3
He was executive producer for splice and it’s about a guy who cheats on his wife with a sexy rat faced monster woman that turns into a winged tranny bat
>>215820137Incredibly he was 3 times as fat just a flick ago, this is a huge improvement.
>>215821101>100,000 English speaking people are this stupid Holy fucking shit
>>215821940Manlets are the most oppressed minority
>>215820055Del Toro is fat boring and gay, he doesn't deserve another thread.>>No.215811269
>>215820055idk why anyones surprised how blah this turned out. gdt has been making this type of movie for decades now, he knows his audience. the tumblr female monsterfuckers.
>>215821683the thing is they didn't make Elizabeth Victor's wife, she's his brother's wife and Victor wants to fuck her but Elizabeth rebukes him throughout the entire movie, even in the wedding scene between her and Victor's brother, he tries to apologize for having tried to fuck her and she tells him to fuck off. they made Victor Frankenstein an incel caricature
>>215821101>men long for kindness, morality and goodness and are capable of finding that inside the loli harem because they understand what its like to be perceived and valued based only on your ability to play basketball.
>>215821940it's funny because it's true
Meat Loaf knew this
>>215821091That episode is an all-timer. I miss the Venture Bros so fucking much man.
>>215822507lmao
>>215821940I think Del Toro may just be a monster fucks a human female fetishist at this point
>>215822021Lmao based. Hunchback is too real
>>215822656so... a cuck?
>>215822677A c>>215822677omer
>>215820137He used to be heavier. Glad yo see he's doing good these days.
>>215822677A coomer...but also, yes
>>215821940DAMN...
I'm here for one of you to post pics of the absolute hottie posing for photos nude. I want to see her nips and bush again. Someone post her.
>>215820055Nope, they are sexually excites by violence since it preceded procreation sincw the dawn of mankind before we becane civilized. The bloodier and more extreme the more it excites them. Watch them carefully if you ever happen to be watching true crime/serial killer shows and see for yourself.
>>215823471Trvke, play a true crime podcast in the bedroom while you fuck and it'll be a good night.
what are some blackpilled movies other than >>215822021
>>215820055Guillermo is an ugly fat fuck, of course he writes that.
>>215821504In the sense that they remembered the Arctic framing device and the monster being articulate.
>>215820055>rewrites Beauty and the Beast into everything he does Truly a genious of our time exploring notions hitherto unheard of in fiction or literature
>>215821101No, women being into hot guys is just unironically one of the most taboo and shamed things in our society. Even as others are brainwashed into enforcing that repression while women are still expected to look perfect for their fat bald ugly bastard partners.
>>215822656Always has been. Shape of Water was inspired by watching Black Lagoon as a kid and wanting the monster to fuck the girl when seeing the swimming sequence.
What's the purpose of these extremely botted posts anyways?
>>215823695A coping mechanism for his own ugliness
>>215822466You know, if this is what a "faithful" adaptation was gonna turn into I guess we should just go back to making Karloff iterations instead
>>215820055yjk
>make the monster tall and ripped but with some freaky shit like scars or fur or fins>women can see past anything to the good withinbravo toro
>>215824966literally the opposite is true
>>215824966really makes you think
>>215821101For fuck's sake, simps need to stop putting women on pedestals and treating them as perfect beings that can do no wrong. It has wrought cataclysmic levels of damage upon western society.
>>215820055time to grow out my back hair bros werewolf season
>>215822656That would make sense
>>215825113So true, and if women want to be equal to men they actually have to be equally accountable for their actions.
>>215822656You think?
>>215820055foids will fuck the most ugly thing imaginable if it has long leg bones, yes
>>215821101is that why they fuck dogs?
>>215820055>women long for beauty buried in the monstrousMore like they long for something monstrous buried in them. Women are perverts. Closet furries making excuses.
by "monstrous" they mean 6'4" handsome billionaire mob bosses who kill people in cold blood
>>215825082>Dafne sph
>>215820055why is prometheus going to kiss that lady?
>>215820055>>215821101Beauty and The Beast and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.
HeightFrameThese alone explain a lot. If a woman is ever attracted to a "monster," he has one or both of these. No woman is attracted to a big hipped, narrow shouldered little monster. Height and frame are the two immutable genetic expressions of what they instinctively deem to be a suitable male pchicken. Just like when people look at a fat guy with a more attractive wife, he will almost always be a masculine fatty - broad shoulders, relatively narrow hips, decent height, naturally thick muscles (and typically a round, taut belly, with minimal bitchtits). You don't see feminized fat guys, the ones with large bitchtits, big hips, narrow shoulders, scrawny arms, and a very doughy belly, pulling hot chicks, or really ANY chicks.You know how dudes will jerk off to basically any depiction of a female if it has nice tits and ass? That's how women are, but with the traits mentioned above.
>>215825334>pchicken
Women evolved to breed with other tribes and assimilate into their culture. This is why women in charge always wants open borders and more diversity.This movie is just that biological impulse taken to the extreme. But of course you virgin women hating incels will blame them for their biology.
>>215820055Women trying to convinec themselves that they give a shit about anything in man aside from looks and money will never not be hilarious
>>215821101>Kindness, morality, and goodnessCouldn't be a more blatant lie if it tried. Anyone can see just by the number of stories with outright evil or rapist love interests. What these types are into is purely about dominance, clearly.Dominance and the ability to overpower is what matters above all else. Arguably so that they can say at the end that they had no choice (see Omegaverse). Victor being a bad person isn't what mattered, it's that he's presented as short and weak and effeminate and a fucking pussy. Any value placed on kindness or morality is only about how those qualities can be another way to totally dominate others, so they're still optional in the end and more just for flavor.Obviously botted tweet though.
>>215825449Is this why miscegenation only happened as a result of conquest and rape up until the last half a century when liberal politics kicked into gear?
>>215825560>when liberal politics>when female politics *FTFY
>>215825574Women dont and have never decided shit They simply adopt the dominant train of thought and pretend they fought for it In fascist countries women are fascist, in socialist countries they are socialist, in primitive countries they are tribal and "trad". All feminist reforms were introduced and pushed by men.
>>215821101More like women will virtue signal about finding kindness and goodness in monsters unless they find out that other women judged them harshly for it, then they go and pretend they're homosexuals or trans
>>215822021He gets a qt witch gf in the sequel.
>>215820055>>215821101Monster doesn't mean ugly men. What they mean by "monster" is criminal men who are willing to cause violence/break rules but will never ever hurt the woman they love, a violent man who is willing to hurt others at the behest of his woman. Kinda like that scene in 300 when Leonidas looked at his woman to get permission to kick the messenger. They want that.
>>215823722if foids actually cared about guys being hot they'd date hot manlets over tall fat uggos
>>215821101I'd argue men are valued more by looks these days they're basically on par with women at this point
>>215825539This. Women fantasize about Art the Clown going after them or Ghostface or Freddy and even Leatherface. They’ll send love letter to serial killers. They’re mentally ill
>>215820055How do I monstermaxx as a 30yo khhv bros?
>>215825674Monster in itself implies dominance and aggression.
>>215822708He can't afford food because his movies are so shitty
>>215821101Women love monsters because they represent on the outside what women look like on the inside.
>>215825449Oh so women were the reason that European men fucked every fucking tribal girl? Mental gymnastics dumbassI am a man and I love WOMEN in all shapes and sizes
>>215825830any bitch with face tattoos ONLY fucks drug dealers with bodies
>>215825674No matter how kind and moral and good their boyfriend is, if he gets beaten up in front of them and loses a fight or is raped then he becomes worthless
>>215825690Tall fat uggos are more attractive to women, you retard
>>215825895First of all they love beautiful monsters who are tall and manly, and all human are shitty in some way, or ugly. When there is ugliness outside that mixes with beauty it means that lots of people will feel validated for seeing the beauty and they feel like they will control the monster and be safe with it. Its not so deep.
>>215825921Didn’t read your esl manifesto. Kys incel
Yet Esmeralda doesn't want to fuck Quasimodo
>>215825674Those are women who like control. There are also women whose bfs beat the shit out of them and the gf still loves them. This is why blanket statements are useless
>>215821940hell, what if the monster just wasn't into boring self-insert mids.
>oh god he's so kind and moral, ahhh I'm getting wet, he has such noble ethical principles and so much respect for women, jesus christ I just came he's even against racism and toxic masculinity ~~!t. women
>>215825921>retard doesn’t know what a conjunction isRead again moron. It doesn’t matter if you’re the one doing the assimilating.
>>215825895This, when you take off your goggles and look at women as you would a random man, then you realize how truly awful human beings women are.
>>215825449>whores that are 1% of the population are the voice of all female populationlol no, moshe, they are 1% that want it so much they are manifesting on the streets and internet
>>215820055>>215821101It's just like shoeonhead puts it, they are attracted to men who are violent and could easily rip them in half, but he's kind and gentle only to her, it makes her feel special and loved in a sick and twisted way.
>>215825998She says, as she observes Jason Voorhees violently wrenching a woman's head off with his bare hands.
>>215825980>There are also women whose bfs beat the shit out of them and the gf still loves themThose women are the minority anon. The reality is most people don't want to get hurt physically and emotionally.
>>215822370a monkey can learn english its a retarded language lmao
>>215825942so why is that dumb cunt whining about how fat and ugly the men women date are?
>>215826087>doesn't know about all of the masochists who literally want to be treated like shit
>>215822021Notredamus is literally me
>>215826224Difference is we all know those men are sick in the head, yet these women insist that they are normal.