I still don't know what the fuck this was about.
>>215824949>83 TRILLION TRADING CARDS TO GRIFFENDOOOOORDumbledore screamed calmly
>>215824949imagine waiting till he appears and putting your dick there lmao get rekt old man
>>215824976LOL!
He discovered 12 uses for dragon's blood.
>>215824976haha based
>>215824976>>215824988>>215825000What would happen if you cum on it?
>>215824949Pokemon cards but wizards
>>215824997Ivor Dillonsby discovered 8 of them before he did
>>215824976He'd probably enjoy that though.
>>215824976Made me laugh
>>215824976>HARRY FUCKING POTTER DID YOU PUT YOUR DICK ON ME!? 50 POINTS FOR GRYFFENDOR!!!!
>>215824949expo to introduce dumbledore, reminder it's the first movie
>>215824949Neither do I bc you didn’t bother saying what the fuck it’s from you inconsiderate nigga
>>215825070Nigga, kids want cards of mewtwo. Maybe back in the day, white baseball players. Never have they wanted a fucking card showing the portrait of Yale's current Dean or Florence Nightingale.
Why did the wizarding world hold court trials if they had a potion that forces people to tell the truth?
>>215825288strong wizards are basically pokemons in that sense
>>215825288
>>215825288Dumbledore 1v1'd the equivalent of Frieza in Harry Potter lore. That's why he got a card. Also, it would be more like the cards were like Davy Crockett, Wild Bill Hicock, and Abe Lincoln.
>>215825379They had problems with some people being and to resist veritoserum. Same with the Pencieve.
>>215825717>Dumbledore 1v1'd the equivalent of Frieza in Harry Potter loreBut Dumbledore lost vs Voldemort during their fight at the ministry.
>>215824949Its about harry potter the movie called that even
>>215824949Imagine all the boys dorms in Hogwarts that accidentally left Dumbledore cards lying about while they changed
>>215825732If Barty crotch Junior, who is one of the most devout death eaters in the world, wasn’t able to resist it then who the fuck would?
>>215824976Imagine walking around hogwarts at night and jacking off on all the paintings of cute womenSurely someone would do this if the HPverse actually had sex in it
>>215825288You're not a wizard, you wouldn't get it.
>>215825754That's because Harry kept wandering into the crosshairs like a dumb retard.
>>215825976I don't understand how there isn't a nearly 1:1 HP knockoff with the names changed and sex magick added, shit would make trillions. One day when I get bored I'm going to try generating some novels by mashing some of the higher quality womansmut together with HP and see what happens
>>215824949it put nicolas flamel in your brain that he was a philosiphers stone like alphonse elric in the 03 anime
>>215826018Bro... Akabur made an entire hentai game with that concept.
>>215826043women don't play hentai games
>>215825834He was under immense stress at that moment. Also, being devout and skilled in dark magic, doesn't necessarily make one strong-willed enough to resist things like veritaserum or the imperius curse.The flipside is Harry, who is pretty mediocre at magic, but was able to resist the imperius curse with relative ease.
>>215825834>>215826112sometimes you gotta go back to "it's magic"
>>215825379Cos theyre idiots
>>215825379Why didn't they used the time turner to go before the crime happened and stop it from happening?
>>215826018That's basically what Shades of Gray started out as for Twilight, go make millions anon.
>>215826254thing is, I'm out of the loop on what zoomer girls shlick to nowadays. I remember the nerdy girls in school flicking their beans to erotic HP fanfics back in the day
>>215825834What does him being devout have anything to do with him being resistant to the potion?
