That's me right behind Jessica.
>>215829700>me in the back trying to pass a note to the cute asian sleepy girldo you want to go on a date?[__]yes.... [__]no
>>215829700'oops I dropped my pencil on the floor'>repeat 12 times
Me right at the back half-asleep watching what my black nerdy friend is up to
>>215829700>me on the right looking at the camera in the room
>>215829700Yup, that's you. Now I am wondering how you got into that situation.
That's me in the corner.
>>215832409*record scratch**freeze frame*
>>215829700isn't that james mcavoy in the back?what kinda class was this lol
>>215832474That's me in the spotlight
>>215829700I'm the seat
>>215832880First Class>tips fedora
>>215834299checked
>>215829700Did you jerk off onto her leg?
>>215835203I sniffed the seat after class
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>>215829700Not sure if you're joking or not OP but thats me behind Riley Keogh about 10 years ago. What a funny coincidence
>>215835486>>215829700This is a indeed funny coincidence. what is being an extra like?
>>215835486Funny how none of the nonwhites have laptops
>>215835792Soderbergh got mad at me because i wasnt keeping the apple logo lit between takes
>>215835813That's fucking crazy man. Were you an actual student there?
Me on the right
>>215835913No, we were all hired background players for the day.
>>215836046Are you on IMDb? Are you in any other kinöes?
>>215836828Im in the minority report tv pilot and 11.22.63's prom dance scene. I am also the no dont suck my cock vocaroo guy. Thats about it
>>215837016>I am also the no dont suck my cock vocaroo guyLegend
>>215837016What's your dayjob?
>>215837097At the time I was in my third year of college so I could afford to blow off class here or there to get some quick cash. These days I work in fintech and far away from any tv productions. Toronto is an uninhabitable shithole.
>>215831007>cutecmon weebnigger thats a potato
>>215837148In addition I was also in a pilot that never got picked up called Taxi 22, where I had some lines as a bank teller. It starred john leguizamo and was about a cab driver who has a different wacky passenger begrudgingly rope him into a new adventure every episode. Its a good concept but you can always tell what pilot wont get picked up by how sloppy the crew are. What was supposed to be a 9 hour day ended up being 16, to film 2 pages of interior dialogue stuff. Unbelievable amateur hour shit.
>>215837148>third year of collegeYou look older than that.>>215837338Wow. Makes you wonder how it got that far in the first place. Got any more stories?
>>215829700what does she smell like
>>215831007You're James McAvoy???
>>215837844yeah you should see how rough I look now lmao. Lots of stories, I used to sneak into the Canadian Screen Awards after party by pretending to be Tyler Johnston after seeing his name on the entry list; https://m.imdb.com/name/nm2036232/He lives in BC so the chances of running into him were nonexistent. Anyway I met this super petite, super attractive woman. When I know a woman is incredibly out of my league, I dont drop my spaghetti because I abandon any hope of dating her, so I go up and tell her shes one of the most beautiful women I've ever seen in, she blushed, I ask if she's one of the nominees or if shes the plus one. She laughs and informs me I have to guess, we get drinks and talk for a long time. Turns out she was nominated for Enemy. It was Sarah Gadon. And she was actually the winner. I swear Im not the Gadonfag spammer but I would go on to run into her 3 more times at these after parties. We would later run into each other at the 11.22.63 shoot and yap for a bit. Sarah was, at least at the time, a very beautiful and sweet soul. Also at the 11.22.63 shoot, I asked James Franco when theyd start filming The Disaster Artist, and he walked past me before turning around and autistically shouting "CHECK BACK IN DECEMBER, MY BOY!" Then there was another time where we wrapped shooting on minority report and the set driver dropped a bunch of us of in front of an Ariana Grande concert. He was driving us in a black SUV with blacked out windows so a crowd formed for obvious reasons, and we disappointed many ariana fans that day.
>>215838197>I fucked Sarah GadonNice LARP
>>215838197That's hilarious, anon. Is Gadon an airhead? Is Franco genuinely retarded? >>215838264>so buckbroken he assumes anyone talking to a woman fucked her
>>215838264She was wayy out of my league my nigga!!! I had a better chance of fucking john leguizamo
>>215837225lower your standards (hot girls are overrated)
>>215829700you look scared
>>215838312Gadon could have been a shrewd sociopath the whole time, but she did open up to me the second or third time I saw her that she knows shes very attractive, but she kind of wishes she werent because she cant tell who likes her for her and whose just saying what they think she wants to hear. At the time I gave it a 1 in 3 chance that she was fishing for compliments and trying to flirt with me, so I played it safe and just reassured her that she should date a blind guy like Deborah Ann Woll. Then the conversation turned to explaining that whole thing. Maybe she was flirting with me, who knows.James Franco was texting miley cyrus at the time. He was really chill about being approached where some actors prefer to not be bothered in between takes or shots. Hes 100% got that jewish awkward autismo energyAnother story:I never watched the minority report pilot but we shot a scene where the main guy disappears in the crowd, and that involved him ducking down behind me. I just spent the entire lunch hour eating roast chinese duck from catering and trying to hold my farts in but on the last take i blasted so much hot ass on this poor guys face he just stood up and said "I felt the heat, man." And looked like the most disappointed dad.
>>215829700Best thread on /tv/ right now, mostly because everyone thinks that really is me. No, it isn't. It's a still from a movie.
>>215829700This is me
>>215838579We know youre here, McAvoy
>>215829700That's you in the spotlight?
>>215838548>Then the conversation turned to explaining that whole thing.You probably had a shot and blew it by telling her to date someone else.>Hes 100% got that jewish awkward autismo energyToo bad he's cancelled>"I felt the heat, man."kek. Who was this?
>>215838726Ah well the gadonfag still has a chance. I did him a kindness. Yeah i cant namedrop franco anymore like I used to, it sucks. The actor was Stark Sands https://m.imdb.com/name/nm1197466/
>>215838798>Stark SandsYikes, you farted his career away.
>>215838965He felt the heat, christopher poole.
>>215839017>>215838965Can't believe my SSN and credit card is right there as well. Smh baka. I am the fünffag too btw. fuck you hiroshima nagasaki
>>215839139Take it easy man. Im out for the night but glad to field your questions about my /tv/ adjacent lore
>>215837016>I am also the no dont suck my cock vocaroo guy.Golly, Mr AnonWhen I grow up, I wanna be just like you!
>>215839163You're a true legend man. Have a good evening.Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, etc.
>>215838548>At the time I gave it a 1 in 3 chance that she was fishing for compliments and trying to flirt with me, so I played it safe and just reassured her that she should date a blind guy like Deborah Ann Woll. Then the conversation turned to explaining that whole thing. Maybe she was flirting with me, who knows.Based retard.
