>You will remember to wash your hands before you eat anything?
Is this the thread? I do like a bit of chili in my sea bass.
Is this a cow dung festival thread?
Why? She's wearing gloves.
that's a big pile
>>215832097mfw i drop my phone in india
>>215832097Unrealistic scene, white people would immediately eat that poop
>>215832632>posts some obscure small town thing maybe 100 people know of your entire country is full of shit, figuratively and literally
>>215832097Hilarious how people see washing hands as common sense (and it is) but will whine and cry when you tell them to wash the meat they are about to eat
>>215832580FOR YOU
>>215832692>some obscure small town thing maybe 100 people know ofWhat, you mean Gumatapura?
>>215832705are you black perchance?
>>215832745bix nood?
>>215832097She never looked hotter than in this scene. Why is that?
>>215832705>dam whyt pipo think they smart n shiet while I douse my shit with cleaning chemicals.
>>215832632Fuck, why are all white people like this?
Poojeets are already self combusting in anger
>>215832843Whites believe that shit contains essential nutrients. They literally spread it over all over their crop fields to make sure that their food is always filled with those magical poop-nutrients.
>>215832705The inside of the meat is never exposed to air and thus contamination. The outside of the meat is sanitized better by the searing heat of cooking than it would be by an hour of pointless "washing". A microbiology lab doesn't sanitize their equipment with Dawn and 100°F water, they just flame sterilize it. Washing meat is entirely pointless, white people don't do it because they realize this. It's just a black superstition, like eating corn starch.
>>215832632top article isn't even realbottom is just one boomer in Ireland
>>215832601LMAO
>>215832632
>>215833458damn... he got us good...
>>215833402Here comes the cope.>>215833466Yes, he did.
>Yes, he did.
>>215833485then link it nigga
>>215833536https://eu.oklahoman.com/videos/news/2022/04/20/inside-oklahoma-world-championship-cow-chip-throwing-contest-beaver-video/7370575001/> it is good luck to lick your fingers between throws.
>>215832740>What, you mean Gumatapura?This comeback would make sense if what I originally said wasn't trueYour ENTIRE country is filthy covered in shit and garbageIndia is such a shithole I dont even have a anti-india pic folder, I just open up google maps and without fail the first drop always looks like this:
>>215833593saar are you mad
>>215833675>gets btfo with facts>tries to deflecttypical
>>215833687saar you are basterd
>>215833362>Washing meat is entirely pointlessSo if I take a shit,cum and spit on your meat you would eat it without second thought because it has been 'sterilized' , lmao kek even. This is just you relying on the good will of meat processing companies and government bureaucracy for enforcement (trust the government!) to handle meat properly, which is statistically impossible to do without some failures even if these corporations and bureaucracy were perfect.
Depopulation ritual.
>>215833705
Those were pakis
>>215833593that's clearly not the one but you get point for trying
>>215832725>not “FOR POO”
>>215833035
>>215834231That is the same festival, incel. Are you now pretending that it doesn't exist because i didn't give you the same article on it?
>>215835438>mfw the absolute seethe
>>215833717>So if I take a shit,cum and spit on your meat you would eat it without second thought because it has been 'sterilized' , lmao kek even. >This is just you relying on the good will of meat processing companies and government bureaucracy for enforcement (trust the government!) to handle meat properlyThe government is cooking my meat now?
>>215835462You are the one who is seething, chud. Whitecels pretend to laugh at the cow dung festival, but in reality they are seething because it shows everything they envy about indian: spirituality, tradition, heritage, community, joy - all things white people lack.
>>215835438if you make your shitty memes make sure there there is real information in it instead of damage controlling the situation later.Also this Oklahoma thing seems to be about throwing cow shit which is still disgusting but not as much as covering your entire body in it for no reason like you guys like to do
>>215835577Then why the seethe, why try to hide the shit show, why try to doxx and threaten the creator and report the video instead of owning and embracing it.
>>215835700statiskially broven to beet kanser sir
>>215835687None of this is happening, freak. Its obviously people like you falseflagging.>>215835608>real information There is, chud. The Oklahoma festival is real. Admit it.They also lick the shit of their fingers between throwing it for good luck.
Pajeet cope is insane
>>215835794scientifically proven to be happening saar
>>215835577sar I just took big poop, would you like I could mail it to you for eating? send location and I will air mail promptly!
>>215832632What is it with shit-covered subhuman pajeets and A.I. slop? Is it the closest thing they can get to a pale imitation of intelligence?
>>215835944no saar, we only eat cow dung.
>>215835949>NOOO THIS IS AI!! WHITECELS DON'T LET SHEEP SHIT IN THEIR MOUTHS!!keep coping, chud:https://www.huffpost.com/entry/dung-spitting-contest-northern-ireland_n_55ae6aebe4b0a9b9485290c1
>>215835949https://www.ripleys.com/stories/sheep-dung-spittingWhy are all white people like this?
>>215835794>None of this is happeningHow long until you get to:>It's happening but it isn't a big deal?
>The term "Dirty Sánchez" refers to a slang term for a sexual act involving feces, where feces is smeared above the upper lip to resemble a mustache.
saars plese dont be eat the poo
Goodness, an actual, honest-to-god subhuman shitskin meltie itt. You love to see it KEK
>>215832632I like how this is all jeet spammers have been able to dig up to cope with indian hate going mainstream.An almost entirely unknown niche thing that’s seen as a weird abnormality from the entire west. An isolated event where the actual gimmick is that it’s a self aware dried dung throwing competition, and of course the only person in their own cope image who is actually licking the dung is a jeet.Meanwhile your entire “civilization” revolves around filth. Excrement. Literal waste. Indians are the only people on the planet who made the most vile physical thing in existence, SHIT, an object of day to day worship.
>>215832097Laura Dern had sexy legs and a tight plappable ass in JP and I'm tired of pretending otherwise.
>>215836115>Meanwhile your entire “civilization” revolves around filth. Excrement. Literal waste. Indians are the only people on the planet who made the most vile physical thing in existence, SHIT, an object of day to day worship.No, incel, this is a pol meme that you mistook for reality
>>215836115>the only person in their own cope image who is actually licking the dung is a jeetstill pretending this isn't happening, chuddie?>>215835998White people love letting sheep shit directly into their mouth
>>215832835She is Michael Chritons archetypal cool-clever adventure chick. Here she is in peak form. Getting her hands dirty with fields work. Tall, beautiful, brilliant, and tomboyish. Imagine having such a gf. Imagine.
So there are unironically lots of Indians on /tv/ eh?
>>215836133No one is arguing against that you low iq autist, we are here to laugh at degenerate saars that like to eat cow feces
>>215836145>replied in 1 fucking minute to cry incelWalking into India with a camera is not a “meme” you disgusting creature. Keep slaving away trying to dig up cope.
>>215832097You can almost see her snatch
>>215835979>>215835998>>215836168You do realize this only makes your cowshit-worshipping culture look even worse in comparison, don't you shitskin?1 isolated, near-universally condemned competition vs literal centuries old religious tradition of poop eating.
>Jasmine holds significant cultural and religious importance in India, often called 'mogra', and is used in ceremonies and for its fragrance.Indole, the chemical that produces scent in the jasmine flower, smells like shit in high enough quantities and India is it's top producer, lol. "Indole" even sounds like India. https://youtu.be/-fNlkp-pSxo
>>215836209The cow dung festival is an almost entirely unknown niche thing in the tiny town of Gumatapura, yet you pretend that its something all of Indian civilization revolves around. Because that is the pol meme.
>>215836265>have a reputation for being dirty and unsanitary >the United fucking Nations has to run an entire campaign devoted to getting you to stop shitting in the street>NOOOO, SAAR! POOP FESTIVAL IS SMALL THING! FUCK YOU BLOODY SISTER FUCKING BASTARD!Lol
>>215836254>>215836265you incel bitch basterd dalit, garuda purana is the holiest festival in bharat
It’s hilarious watching these low iq human sized roaches try to defend themselves and their poo eating competitions. You are the vermin of the world and it will remain that way. FACT!!!!!!!!!
>>215836265Fuck off and stop supporting Israel we hate Indians
>>215836213Almost.
>>215836254>1 isolated, near-universally condemned competitionThe Indian cow dung festival is unique to the town of Gumatapura.White people have at least FOUR poop festivals >Cow dung festival of Beaver, Oklahoma>Cow dung festival of Prairie du Sac, Wisconsin>Sheep dung spitting festival of Irvinestown, Ireland>Cow dung festival of Krylovo, RussiaWhy are white people like this? Also note that whereas the Indians of Gumatapura use dung that has been sun-baked for months, white people position themselves directly under the sheep's ass to get that poop in their mouth as freshly as possible
>>215836371Sorry, there's actually EVEN MORE cow shit festivals amongst whites:>Julia Creek Dirt n Dust Festival, Queensland, Australia>Tehachapi Mountain Festival, California, USA>Cowpat Throw festival, Palmerston North, NZ)
>>215836371>russia>whiteAsiatics are not white.
>>215836371dhalit don't need festivals for what they eat every day
>>215836371you people are such clownsYou have nothing to be proud of Your country is a garbage dump
In India you can choose between getting raped to death or getting pooed to death. Your choice.
>>215836509>no argument, just seethingI guess the huge amount of white cowshit festivals overwhelmed you
>>215836371>>215836421Wow.. and people say there is no white culture...
bloody dalit bhuprees in this thread... bastard western jahindra kai jut BHARAT indiaBHENCHOD white woman sister ONLYFANS saar
>>215836537My argument is that your country is a garbage dump
>>215836552White culture is sailing the seven seas and enslaving third worlders while pajeet culture is eating turds out of cow assholes and scamming your grandma
>>215836588>White culture is sailing the seven seas and enslaving third worldersSorry to break it to you sweatie, but that was hundreds of years agoGuess the dying white race hasn't achieved anything since then
it would have been better if india stayed under british rule, clearly these subhumans are incapable of ruling themselves.
>>215836620Sorry to break it to you saar patal, but no you cannot scam my family members. Your whole race is literal vermin. Go crap in the streets and marry your cousin you low IQ scum
>>215836620they invented toiletscan you say the same?
>>215836371Ramesh, the entirey of your wretched """culture""" is cult built upon cow shit and piss.
>>215836254>>215836109>>215835462>>215833035I would buy this if it was cute girl teens doing it, you knowWhy do indians promote this with the ugliest, oldest niggasWhere the cute indian girls at
>>215836647bastard benchod, i fuck your mother vegana.
>>215836194they really love that scene from Now You See Me 2 and found their way herehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YmGBAiHnK0U
I'm probably one of the least racist people on this website, and even I despise India
>>215832632>indians can only find a couple grainy images from 20 years ago for their cherrypicked memeshello morning saar
>>215836707Wtf did I just watch
>>215836688india doesn't have cute women
>>215837404Norah Jones is cute.
>>215832097Women are fucking disgusting. I remember catching my ex not washing her hands after cleaning out her cats litter boxes and if I said something she'd act all offended.
The fact that this become such a storm on here i so hilarious to me.like you little goblin people were here all the time hiding in the cracks
>>215832705Yeah, people should just cook their hands at 375 degrees for 30 minutes.
What does any of this have to do with television and movies?
>>215836576>>215836588You can mock and scoff all you want, but the age of white people is over and you know it. Just look at the chud in the video - he has to wear a fucking hazard suit while all the Indians have zero protection from the dung, yet none of them will get ill. They are infinitely tougher than that weak little white boy and India, that hell-world, is the crucible in which they are forged. For generations, its cities choke on smog, its rivers run scarce, and its summers scorch the land with unrelenting heat. Streets flooded with sewage, polluted rivers, and the ceaseless press of humanity shape a people who defy hardship with ingenuity. The Indians rise from this anvil, toughened and relentless, their strength born of navigating a broken system. A spoiled whitecel, softened by comfort, is no match for one who has thrived in such relentless trials.
>>215837725i do yummy on youre sister bitch
>>215837725yes, we brahmin ar superior to white man. But why so many bharats obsessed with black men fucking their wives?
>>215837903it's a good question
>>215837950
>>215837903>>215837950>>215837976Wow, chuds are really out of ideas. I remember you running with that very same narrative when it was trendy on pol to hate east asians.
India has 20% of World's SEMICONDUCTOR Chip designers with Intel,Nvidia,Global Foun. etc having R&D Centers, My city of Hyderabad, India has WORLD'S LARGEST AMAZON and GOOGLE Offices, Bangalore is India's Silicon Valley Producing TECH BILLIONAIRES with 40+ Billion-Dollar Unicorn Startups(more than the UK), Mumbai has overtaken Beijing as Asia's billionaire capital in 2024, All of them are Self-made unlike inherited in Europe, GB Nagar District Bordering Delhi has GDP PPP Per Capita Higher than JAPAN because it has LARGE TECH & Electronics Industry, India currently has 5 Large Semiconductor Plants under making, India is the World's Largest Vaccine and Generic Pharma Maker, 2nd Largest STEEL, CEMENT, SMARTPHONE & Solar Panel maker ONLY BEHIND CHINA, 3rd largest Electricity producer, 4th largest Car MakerU guys keep looking "down" upon us While We LAND ON THE SOUTH 0OLE OF THE MOON WHERE no one EVER landed successfully, We have reached MARS OB OUR FIRST ATTEMPT, We are Miniting 1 Billionaire per week as per forbes which is only behind the US, Our Talent which is rising is so great that US tech companies Have Indian-educated people as CEOs
>>215838108stfu dhalit incel bitch
>>215832097Laura Dern eats ass irl so it’s no concern.
>>215835438>>215836145>incel Why do fecaloids love this buzzword so much?
>>215837976
>>215838151Whitecels absolutely annihilated. Also, remember that White population numbers in the US decline by like 250.000 every year. Whitecels cannot breed. Even on the few occasions when white men manage to have sex, they have trouble impregnating women because their sperm count is in free fall, over 50% down since the 1970s. Meanwhile, there is no decline in Indian men. India is the world's most populous country, since 2023 even higher than China. India's population grows by 12.8–18.4 million people per year. It takes 22 days for India to have as many new babies as the entire annual total for white Americans lol.
>>215836265You all worship cow shit, one village worships it so much they have snow ball fightsEveryone else in India still plays with shit and eats it etc…
>>215838356no incel, only dalit play with food
>>215838225Sauce?
>>215838151A bloke in Britain built a probe in his shed and landed it on Mars like 20 years ago.
>>215838332>there is no decline in Indian menYou can't breed with each other.
>>215838332t.
>>215838615that is an arabic man
>>215838615what a civilised indian, normally they'd be more rapey.
>>215838612They buttfuck each other, I saw it on /gif/
>>215838690So desperate for sex they rape their elderly men.
>>2158326321,000 year religious tradition vs some schizo farmers.
>>215838760those are dalit paki, not real aryan indian
>>215832097Saar why they waste good dung?
In a way, I'm kind of grateful I stumbled across 2 girls 1 cup back in the day and got that trauma out of the way to build up a resistance to extreme poopoo caca imagery, because I had no idea what was coming with Indians going on the internet in 15-20 years.
>thread about shit>jeets immediately flock to it>start seething about whites out of nowhereReally makes you think.
>>215832097haha but what if you had to ear her poop hahaha!
>>215832580Of what?
>>215841071Jeet.
>>215838615>If only you knew how bad things are
>You will remember to wash your face before you eat anything?
Why do pajeets love poop so much?
>>215843564why is timmy so afraid of poopoo? does it remind he is gay?
>>215843564Pajeets have 99% DNA commonality with cowshit
>>215841586*Record scratch**Freeze frame*YES THAT IS ME SAAR YOU WERE WONDERING HOW I GOT THIS SITUATION?
>>215842850Fuck I want an Indian wife so much. Completely unshaved everywhere of course.
>>215843783Why is your grip strength less than a white woman's?
>>215832097>we want the Indian audiene
Oh cool, a Jurassic Park thre-Oh. Indian salt mining is cool, too.
>>215832705They wash the meat at the packing facility.
