he's dying
ornella won
>>215836020Wasn't he jacked at one point?
I'd like a cowboy Jonah. Or maybe a pilot Jonah
You'll be fat again, boy. You can't escape the fat.
>>215836087space cowboy jonah
this is pointless. he was the funny fat jew. nobody wants this vegan creep.
>Jonah Hill fanslol
>>215836020he's a fucking toothpick and his face still looks fat what sort of fucked up genes are those?
>just one less lb and i'll stop thinking about that weather girl
>>215836143there are dozens of us
>Hollywood actor takes drugs to change their body for a movieOh wow, who the fuck cares. Ozempic or whatever the new shit is comes out and suddenly these balloon fat fucks like Niko and Jonah are now skinny fucking zombies with fat guy heads. Amazing.
International Killer Jonah
>>215836158I have the same issue. I'm not sure if being fat as a kid just permanently fucks your fat storage predilictions or what, but even at a healthy weight, I have the face of somebody who is still about 20lbs overweight.
>>215836087Golfer Jonah is the next iteration. Screen cap this.
>>215836117He'll never eat alone
Soccer Player Jonah
>>215836051>>215836295Pretty much later. He has said screw the gym and personal nutrition plan. Injectables.
>>215836020The wrong jew died. It should have been seth rogen.
>>215836020>On the streets of Philadelphia
I prefer surfer jonah for my trading cards I don't like meth jonah
>>215836020Jonah Hill "fans" say that? I say it's good he's at a healthy weight and I hope he sticks with it this time. I don't think you're a real fan of someone if you want them to go the way of John Candy and die an early death.
European Pornstar Jonah
>>215836447Forgot the image for my surfer jonah
>>215836087i like woody harrelson Jonah
Pokemon Trainer Jonah
>>215836051He's been all over the map
>>215836020>Jonah Hill>Fans
Reggae Musician Jonah
>we need someone for the pretender remake...>he's already skateboarding here sir...
>>215836425He really is a piece of shit.
snorlax jonah
>>215836425Sometimes braindead is more entertaining than deaddead
For me it's the new sugarplum Jonah
>>215836633>>215836425Rogan is the biggest hack and only got lucky with Super Bad and tried it again with this flop but Seth thought "Kids with bad words = super bad"
>>215836623Unironically his best look
>>215836425Crazy how Jonah got all the hate despite not really doing anything to justify it other than being a fat Jew. Meanwhile this disgusting kike gets off scot free.
>>215836020>Liverpool FC fanIt's joever
>>215836697Jonah Hill radiates insecurity. Everyone knows the more insecure you are the more bullying you attract.
>>215836693There's something very bleak about his output. The Wallstreet bets one and the body swap movie with the claw Jeet. Thankfully my local theaters barely show them.
>>215836685>>215836020why does he look so weird? Something about him looks off, like he's a skinwalker wearing a thin Jonah Hill suit. I can't quite put my finger on why he gives off that uncanny valley vibe, but he does.
>>215836815>I can't quite put my finger on why he gives off that uncanny valley vibe>The greatest trick the devil ever pulled...
>>215836158The JD Vance/chipmunk gene
>>215836020>jew is named once>starts withering away into nothing
>>215836815depressed insecure cokehead constantly losing and gaining weight probably using weird stupid weight loss diets and pills, liposuction, plastic surgery, etc. just makes him look absolutely mangled.
>>215836815His body is clearly meant to be fat but he's on ozempic which isn't natural so he has the body of a dying man but still the genetic facial structure of a fat fuck
>>215836020This is too thin for Americans?
>>215836697>>215836790i hope jonah finds peace and happiness. between the chick who tried to "cancel" him over completely reasonable texts, all the weight loss/gain shit, the french chick, the cg'd kiss with the black chick, he doesn't deserve the kind of stuff he gets publicity for. The press and headlines like these are regularly mean-spirited to him, undeservedly so. I appreciate the one post he made saying basically "please don't say anything about my body, even compliments, i'm just tired of hearing about it.">t. Jonah
>>215837200Yes but he (probably) supports Israel so fuck him
>>215837200Cry me a river nigga. No one forced him to play "the fat loser" his whole life
>>215837186Many times i've seen NPC americans write "he should eat more" as comments to normal people.Americans have reverse body dismorphia.
>>215837186
>>215836020>Poodres fanFigures
>>215837305Monsieur should, how you say, eat less.
>>215836143thats just what his publicist told them to write because nobody was talking about how crazy different he looks after his wieght loss transformation while filming a new movie that is being produced by a different parent company so the title didnt make the headline
>>215836020why is he wearing a padres hat? if i ever saw him in that stadium there’d be consequences
>>215837472what the fuck is wrong with niggerball retards
>>215836020He looked better fat wtf?
>>215836020How come his head didn't change?
>>215836087What about a pirate Jonah?
Actual Cannibal Jonah Hill
>>215837472SoCal Bro Jonah
>>215837248He is a self hating Jew
>>215836020 yep, this goes into my jonah compilation
>>215836623this is the best one, fat sleazy miami jew vibes.
>>215836020a soccer shirt with stomp clap hey pants? I guess this is what happens when the mother teaches everything in your culture.
good for him
WE NEED MORE TIME
>>215836020His head still looks fatLike a grape on a toothpick
Bible Jonah
>>215838514>Biblical Jonah story is about running away from what God has called him to do>Hollywood Jonah is running away from what God made him to be Kino.
>>215838514
>>215836425Just because Seth Rogen is the perfect case to reinstate state antisemitism doesn't mean Jonah doesn't deserve the ridicule he gets.
APOLOGIZE
>>215836020AIDS?
>>215838590He doesn't seem gay or black
>>215836020>poodres fanoof madone
>>215836087aryan brotherhood jonah
>>215836020>LFC topfucking hell this guy screams "loser" every chance he gets
>>215836697Jonah “Hill” got famous by growing up next door to Dustin Hoffman.
>>215836365I've heard that fat cells never disappear but they can shrinkI have no idea how accurate that is
L'acteur Jonah Hill
How's Ornella looking as 2025 comes to a close?
>>215838830>I got me a three year old dog>what kind of picture can one take for such an occasion?
>>215838830>that stancefucking hell man, its like no matter what he does, in every picture, there's something you can laugh at
>>215836623>aaaaahhhaaahahahahaha
>>215838820how does retard-tier broscience persist in a world with LLMsyou could put this into any of like 5 different public "AIs" right now and get accurate info but you choose to post it here with a frog pic insteadtake phones away from normies NOW
>>215838889>in every picture, there's something you can laugh atdoes laughing at wealthy famous people make you feel better about working at burger king?
>>215836020Jesus he must have a giant wrinkly bawbag of leftover skin tucked away somewhere under his clothes, you don't lose that much weight that quickly without consequences.
>>215839025Anon, those LLMs you are using have been fed with exactly that broscience.But feel free to provide sources that prove him wrong.
>>215839095they can answer questions about human anatomy and physiology if you ask them in a methodical way without feeding the thing bias, dummy
>>215839025you shouldn't rely on LLMs for information anon - at most, use them as curators for other sources. unfortunately, search engines have become harder than ever to properly use thanks to them.also "just ask chatgpt" is the intellectual equivalent of broscience
>>215839174Ok, then you should be able to answer my question very easily.
>>215838547Plato Jonah is most kino
