>In the first movie Shrek hated being lonely so he married Fioana>By the time he has a family he yearns for his days of solitude Its insane how this franchise perfectly captured the duality of man
>>215842778It’s a rip-off of It’s a Wonderful Life you fucking pooner
>>215843502To be fair, a shit ton of movies a rip off of a Wonderful life
>>215842778having kids looks like a literal nightmare
>>215842778>In the first movie Shrek hated being lonelyNo he didn't
>>215842778So did we ever figure out what was going on with the eye color of the grown up kid in the teaser for the new one, did he have a 4th kid?
>>215843590His kids trooned out chud
One scary part of being a long-term loner incel: that becomes your normal. Finally escaping that lifestyle will feel very strange and uncomfortable to you. You'll want to revert back to your old life.
>>215842778is it really wise for giant ogres to put babies next to them while they sleep?
>>215842778It makes perfect sense though, I'm a loner and life is hell, my brother is married with kids and his life is hell, because neither of us ever gets a break from it. Obviously this isn't always the case with marriage/parenting but for him it is.
>>215842778Yeah and when he wishes he never existed he misses his family.
>>215843718Ogre babies are more durable to compensate for exactly that
>>215842778The Jungian thing?
>>215842778What's worse than 9 dead babies nailed to a tree?One dead baby nailed to 9 trees!
>>215842778that's just how life is bro, but it's better to have a family than not, always
>>215844169>but it's better to have a family than not, alwaysFor some people yes but I've seen countless fathers even in white upper middle class surroundings walk out on their family and barely contact them again.
>>215844208specifics? it's not like they walk out on them to be loners video gaming 24/7, they usually just go start another family because they decided for one reason or another that a life with the first wife was intolerableplus you're always those kids dads no matter what
>>215843705good thing i won't haha
>>215844138'worse' in a very narrow regardi'd assume the majority of people would consider the loss of nine young lives objectively worse than the loss of one, regardless of how that one was desecrated
>>215844208>it's better to not kill people>but what about murderers? >it's better not to steal shit>I know a thief friend who would disagree
>>215845628Usually the joke is staged better.It goesWhat's worse than a dead baby?A dead baby nailed to a tree!What's worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree?A dead baby nailed to 10 trees!And you can keep elevating the macabre levels from there as you see fit. That anon must have grown up with a shit version making the rounds in his neighborhood.
>>215845628It's inappropriate to talk about traumas you haven't experienced
>>215842778And she turned into a real ogre after marriage
Yeah before I had a kid I daydreamed of being single again, now that I have a kid I daydream of raising my kid as a single father and I raise my kid telling her that black people are called zombies.
>>215842778The fourth movie was pretty good and it almost made me cry when he realizes that he fucked up, but the fact that he fast travels through the kingdom multiple times in a single day bothers me. It might be my autism.
>>215842778ideally, marriage should be a contract that lasts not more than 3 yearswhich its the average time the oxycotin (being in love) effect lasts
>>215842778Didn't Shrek say ogres eat their young?Why doesn't he just eat them
>>215846982I think that getting married is more about creating a family than living with the person you love. Getting a wife and kids is good because your parents won't be here forever and your siblings will move on with their lives so you need someone to help you through the hardships in life and that someone is your partner and even your kids at some point. Sure, your kids will move on, but they'll stay close as much as they can and your partner will be here for you until the day one of you die and vice versa.
>>215842778>promoting co-sleepingWholesome!
>>215846982So the trick to relationships is to make a big romantic gesture every 2.5 to 3 years? No wonder my GF left me after ~2.75 years. I was waiting until I landed a good job before I'd propose to her, which I'm about to start in January. Silly woman just had to wait 9 months instead of being a slave to her hormones.
>>215843551Young ones? Literally depends on income/childcare options/dynamic.No matter what it’s fucking hard. Almost completely shoots your nerves and requires your brain in the first 2 years just from constant stimulation and lack of sleep. But if you have plenty of money to throw at daytime activities and good daycare/sitter options you’re only making your life a fraction more difficult relative to some broke couple with multiple jobs and no reliable childcare. Those people are basically playing life on insane difficulty for 5 years per kid. There’s a reason you see lower middle class parents smothering and crushing toddlers all the time: if there is a single tiny part of you that is capable of mindless violence they will find it and drag it out of you. I never realized how much of an asshole I was deep down until the first time I yelled at a baby. You struggle with it for a long time and then you realize it’s the natural order of things and life is a slow destruction of purity starting at birth.
How does it feel laying next to your beloved with your children?
>>215846982>The science unfortunately says your wife must leave you and marry Mbongo
>>215849645society would genuinely be happier if serial monogamy was embraced, until you're too old to bump your uglies with someone else
There's a reason that boomers always hid in the garage or went fishing; women and children are annoying and stressful 98% of the time.
>>215849697Serial monogamy is being embraced right now. How many people do you know who marry in their 20s? How many people who have had more than one partner in their 20s? Exactly. The results are lower birth rates and less familial stability. The point of marriage isn't to be in love forever, it's to create a family that you can rely on.
>>215850072Up until 100 years ago you just took your 5 year old to work with you to learn your trade and anything bigger than a toddler just traveled in age group packs when not being taught something. Parenting was much less stressful besides the constant disease risk. Once a kid could feed themselves and stay out of the fire it was like another employee for the family and the older ones watched after the smaller ones
>>215842778it captured how disgusting babies and kids are.
>>215842778Spent 33 years in celibate then something changed and I wanted a family ands fat wife with kids and more kidI get both moviesShrek 1 2 And 4 is kino gives me hope for 5 I really liked puss in boots 2
>>215842778>>In the first movie Shrek hated being lonely so he married FioanaNo, he loved being alone, he left because the swamp was in danger of being overrun by exiles, saving her was his way of getting them out of his swam, and he didn't even like her that much at first they only bonded over mutual trauma.
>>215842778He didn't hate being alone.
the grass is always greener
>>215850805the swamp was the greenestshrek 1 was his peak
>>215844138I have rancid farts that stink so badly, they make my eyes water and my mouth salivate in visceral disgust.
>>215842778He didn't hate being alone. He hated that his life felt boring now because he experienced some adventure for a change. There's another universe where Shrek realizes Fionna wasn't what made him happy but just going around the world getting into crazy shit with donkey.
>>215842778>In the first movie Shrek hated being lonelyNigga he was thriving alone, did you even watch the first movie you retarded underage pajeet fuck?
>>215850866I didIf it wasn't for fat girls and my mom is be rapping faster than Eminem
Will he start cruising his neighborhood looking for young men?
>>215849501>I never realized how much of an asshole I was deep down until the first time I yelled at a baby.lmfao
>NOOOOO I HAVE A GOOD LIFE BUT I AM LE UNHAPPY YOU DON`T UNDERSTAND normalgroids really believe that there is always something more
>>215849501what kind of faggot are
>>215843502what the fuck does that have to do with OP's post you retarded niggerfaggot?
its not even a man issueits the human condition
I saw shrek 4 while my wife was pregnant and going through the same existential crisis. I couldnt believe how kino it was.
>>215842778>the franchiseShrek 2 was the last Shrek movie and everything else was garbage who fucking cares you faggots
>>215843551On occasion. But than you laugh your ass off of some dumb shit 2yo is talking at 2am with your woman. This plus prospect of someone caring for you in future.
>really want kids>get a gf>feel like I'm parenting her all the timehow can she bring my children up properly if she can't remember to turn the bathroom light offhow i ask you
>>215853092Women have always been adult "kids". This is why back in the day you were allowed to hit them to set them straight. If a woman never matures to a certain point that is reasonable, she will not raise your kids well. They will become ipad kids as she doesn't want to deal with them.
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>>215847023Applies only to cum, they're too old now.
>>215843551its actually really fuckin easy
>>215843705The sad thing is that this is true. I was a lonely incel all my life. Then I got a gf and realised I don't just suddenly stop acting like a loser incel.
>>215853389>no bitches, dada?
>>215849501Sleeping is easy. And a baby grows itself, Just feed properly and clean them. And have some relatives and parents to keep a watch
>>215842778The point is that life is hell. No what what you do you will always be miserable. Just accept it and suffer in silence until you die.
>>215844138You know what's funnier than a dead baby?A dead baby clown
>>215842778Men will literally go into a spiraling depression instead of admitting they want to be alone some time and with people other times
I was told I would change my mind about wanting children by my OBGYN while she had a finger up my vagina, and then I was left on hormonal birth control so long I developed a blood clot in my Subclavian vein at the age of 34 which had a 30% chance of killing me.Movies for this feel?
>>215853981There are no women on 4chan.
>>215853981lmao whore you chose to be on birth control
>>215843705>>215853453I'm starting to get too comfortable with the loner incel lifestyle, I can no longer picture myself in a relationship, even though just a few years ago, I was aching really bad for a family.The worst part is that I'm becoming really happy and content living like this.It might be over for me.
>>215849501I unironically agree with most of this. Honestly, I have a good baby that is happy almost all the time and our parents are good support that live just down the road. But your patience WILL be tested and you WILL fail eventually. Man, I didn't yell but I got close and then I realized she just a baby. Fuck man.
>>215853981>you don't understand, I HAVE to let strangers nut in me
>>215854626I've been with my husband since 2009 and we got married in 2017. My OBGYN wouldn't even see me in person during covid and I fell through the cracks. My husband was able to get a vasectomy after my blood clot while I was on Xarelto for six months. I am American, and I am lucky to have health insurance, but without it a 30-day-supply can run you $500.
>>215855056Sounds like 100% your fault and you shouldn't have been on birth control.
>>215855084Yeah, I am not sure what I should have done differently. See a second doctor, probably.
>>215853981>Movies for this feel?What sort? Not having kids?
>>215855137First off, not be on birth control for forever. Or use a non-hormonal one like a copper IUD if absolutely necessary. And yes, see a different doctor. That's entirely on you for not taking responsibility.
>>215853981hard to have a movie abour beeing a retarded cunt and tradeing your health for convinece, as you would need to be a woman to be in the situation and you would need to be a man to understand what it's like to be in it.
>>215851176GMS
>>215853981
Just find a woman that actually respects you. Mine knows that I need some periods of isolation sometimes to reset. I just do my thing and then I'm back. Men/women were not meant to be constantly tied at the hip, we have our own roles and interests.
>>215853981tits or gtfo
>>215855056The reason an OBGYN won’t sterilize you is feminist have made them the number 1 sued doctors. If she fixed you and you changed your mind she would be liable for going against best practices and doing what you wanted.
>>215855667Oh yeah so suing her over a blood clot makes way more sense.
>>215849501>t.
>>215843551Having kids is awesome. You just think it's a literal nightmare because you've been psyoped into valuing your own comfort and convenience above everything else. The truth, of course, is that meaningful relationships are the best things in life, and that making sacrifices for people you love is the stuff that makes life worth living.
>>215856162ive never seen kids as cute, i dont like being around them and will never have themin no part of my life i thought "i want to have kids"
nowadays finding a woman that won't cheat on you is 100x harder than raising a kid
>>215856162I want kids, but I've never had a positive relationship with a woman, so it's probably not happening for me.
>>215856376Nobody likes other people's kids.
>>215856162Maybe, but some men are built entirely differently. For me, I like to mentor and teach people and that extends to kids (such as my nephews), however I don’t want my life to only be about the family unit, that’s where you’re mind needs to be when your an adult man forming a family. Everything for the family, your wife puts you last on the totem pole, even though you probably weigh everyone equally. Many men seek a complete life before having a family, and this is probably the best thing for a man. Men should prioritize building their wealth, careers and home before trying to form a family. Otherwise you have all these things you need to master, including your household and that’s asking for a lot, especially because if that male is you, you are approaching a bunch of different situations you haven’t gotten through and you have a dependent family. This can drive a man insane, and it has countless times. Even then, most dads will get to a point where “I’m in the garage!” Or “don’t bother dad when he’s in the office!”, that itself is an attempt at escape, and it only gets bigger and more grand as time goes on. Eventually the man will not want to be around the family at all, treating them more like distant relatives. Men will always try to get out of the family eventually, and i don’t mean divorce, they just yearn to be alone especially as they age. The ones that don’t haven’t been in an extended relationship and haven’t see how that wears you down over some time, and I’m talking 2-3+ years with the same girl
>having kids isn't hardAlso in this thread>a months supply of life saving medicine can cost $500
>>215856496nah, some people (esp women) go crazy over kidsi just hope i dont accidentally drop and break it if im told to hold someones kid
>>215843551For the first 3 years it is. But older the kid gets, more free time you have. By the time they're school age you already have 3-5 hours of your own time in a day. In their teenage years parenting is just your own time + sometimes kids are around.
>>215856376Mother- and father hormones fix that for you when you finally do get those kids. Mother nature already got you covered.
>>215856621Is 500 bucks supposed to be a lot? I probably spend that much on 2 weeks worth of booze
>>215856693so i dont want kids until i already have them? bro your logic doesnt work
>>215856651It all depends. I already have an enormous family, and holidays are a massive burden cause we have like 25+ people in the house and that’s just my side of the family. I cannot deal with my wife’s entire family as well. I already have a family and I really don’t want to move into someone else’s. Every girlfriend I had i ended up loathing her family but not cause of their character, the amount of chores and help and things I need to be around for because I’m fucking their daughter is frustrating. I’m already doing all this shit for my own family and then my other family, and now I’m on the clock for a third fucking family. I’d rather eat led
I remember I got my onitis pregnant and immediately this and Knocked Up came out. It was the opposite of kino.I can't wait to not watch the nu Shrek movie where it turns out his daughter is a lesbian who only likes pretty human girls thus destroying the first movie entirely.
>>215856717Well yeah. Most kids birthdays are in late spring, which means lot of them were made simply because parents were bored as fuck during dull autumn rainy season. During Covid restrictions people also made lot more babies because couples were stuck inside a house whether they liked it or not.
>>215843705Being in a relationship and having to hide to masturbate made me feel like a kid again and not in a good way.>inb4 just fuck her or get a blowjobSometimes you need some me time.
>>2158478749 months is an eternity to a fertile woman who's on the clock dummy. You could have proposed now and married her in 1 year.
>>215856755>his daughter is a lesbian who only likes pretty human girlsWere you trying to give me a boner when writing that? Because you didGod I hope its true
>>215850377>Up until 100 years agoBut that was literally me in the 80s and 90s. I laugh at the idea of not leaving your kids in a hot car. I preferred the hot car to the hippy drug deals.
>>215850842I had 6 eggs for breakfast yesterday and boy was that a mistake. Glad my coworker called in sick or she would have ended up reporting me to the Clean Air government types. Send in AOC to contain my farts somehow.
>>215856951how would you have felt if you didn't eat breakfast yesterday?
>>215850377>Up until 100 years ago you just took your 5 year old to work with you to learn your tradeThat didn't happen at all. Kids were assisting mothers in household chores after they were older than 5. The first farm job most kids had were shepherds. "Boy who cried wolf"-story is as old as ancient Greece. Only when boys had grown old enough did they join men in the fields or in trades as apprentices.
>>215854182Stop letting men jizz inside you nonstop. Challenge level: Impossible
>>215856985But I did eat breakfast and it was delicious medium boiled eggs
>>215844138IDGI. You're still using the same amount of nails?>>215856859Her sister is 10 months younger than her. Should I propose to her when I get the job?
>>215854136>>215855499No one knows the rules anymore. It is sad
