Arthouse and ClassicsPyramids and shit editionQotD (Quote of the Day)"Yes, the pyramids have been built, but if you give me 300,000 disciplined men and give me 30 years, I could build a bigger one." - Werner HerzogBonus quote: favorite arab film?Prev: >>215822961
>not a Nakadai editionFuck youQueen of /film/
Pope Leo:“It’s a Wonderful Life” (1946, dir. Frank Capra)“The Sound of Music” (1965, dir. Robert Wise)“Ordinary People” (1980, dir. Robert Redford)“Life is Beautiful” (1997, dir. Roberto Benigni)
>>215857079Reminder that the Pope is meeting with Gaspar Noé, Spike Lee, Wang Bing, Albert Serra, Emir Kusturica, among othersSource: https://press.vatican.va/content/dam/salastampa/it/bollettino/documentazione-linkata/EN-PRESS%20RELEASE_Audience%20with%20the%20World%20of%20Cinema_Dicastery%20for%20Culture%20and%20Education.pdf
>>215857116The catholic church really went hard with the latinx grift. I guess no one else in the world cares about this dying religion except for american conservacucks maybe, and some irish people.
This is a dingo thread
REMINDER: If you're not from any of these places you will never get the ethos of the cinematic genre 'WESTERN'
Nakadai was only good in Ran, if you actually mourn him or feel sad you're a BITCH
>>215857363Tell us about BITCH cinema.
I'm from one of these areas and this is true
>>215857378There's a considerable amount of Jap cinema in the BITCH oeuvre, like it's almost uncanny. If you're the type of BITCH who tries to artistically legitimize pink films or the works of Sono, you'll feel right at homeAlso it's going to start snowing where I am and winter is THE season for classics, fuck modernity and fuck arthouse (kind of)
>>215857363>>215857423Boring.
>>215857423All true; the japanese are one of the lowest test nations in all of the world. No wonder modern cucks are always adDICKted to their cinema, their cartoons and their "culture" (JAV).
>>215857067Where to get gf who looks like this in 2025?
>>215857482Of course it's fuckin boring dummy, it's film. It's the least stimulating media that exists you're just staring at screens for hours, do something better with your time
>>215855793Indeed.>>215857067I was thinking the same thing :/ there's always next thread
>>215857501Local park at 2 am. Bring heroin and 50 bucks. Relationship might be short.
>>215857516What if i'm masturbating while staring at the screens for hours?
>>215857067These generals are just full of braindead coomers.
>>215857542We got le superior man ova here; he is above cex.
>>215857539Where to get heroin?
>>215857562Local park at 2 am. Bring 50 bucks. Might get shanked for your trouble.
>>215857542It was proven recently 'funnies actually run this general.
>>215857579Damn, this local park has everything.
>>215857420How is life in Northern Mexico? How many cartel machetes have you dodged so far?>>215857423Massive trvke.
>>215857423>it's going to start snowing where I am Found a guy who doesn't understand westerns.
>>215857541At least you can multitask.
>>215857602Run this general into the ground, you mean.>>215857620Maybe, but a westerner will never understand a ostern.
>>215857620This is true, I do not have the ability nor inclination to viscerally feel a Western as vividly as someone from the wild west or even the middle east could. Nobody's perfect.
>>215857052Nanako liked Marty Supermen
You guys didn't name something i already had downloaded last night so i ended up rewatching the Rollin grape movie, i like how slow and quiet his films are, but not a slow and quiet like something like Tsai.
>>215857676*brother subdee = safdiestupid grok
>>215857676Is it true she actually lives in Paris?
Always Be Pimpin.
AÚÚüúNNSEGUIRÉ BUSCANDOAÚÚúúNNBUSCO MI FINAL FELIZ
>>215857720>gook mark getting worked into moving to ParisStop the presses. The jews did that bait and switch first in the 90s with Seinfeld and Friends, heheheheee yessss goy move to the big city, sleep all day party all night hehehehe yesss good little gentile
>>215857676Chinless freak
/film/ in november is like Mariah Carey on Christmas.
>>215857765No
>>215857781Only difference is /film/ isn't getting a Mariah Christmas bag, we're all brokies and jannies here, albeit metaphysically. Make my wish come true~
/film/ - autistic brokeboy general
Dallebro became a lot more likeable to me when he became Birkinbro.... Hmm.......
>>215857720she's a frenchaboo
>>215857997Who's this freak
>>215858018chinese nanako
>>215857991Same actually. Still don't like him though.
Olivier Assayas' POUTINE has a new trailerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uap3hLuEngo
>>215857762Well, i assume she lived in Tokyo before, that's an even bigger city than Paris.
>>215858274>POUTINECall me when it's PUTAIN.
La Maman et la Putin
>>215857808Cute.>>215857997Ugly.>>215858289Every Jap has lived in Tokyo. Known fact.
>>215858274What does this movie have to do with Canada?
Oh oui oui putainopen your ass putainooh la la putainooh la la
>>215858522Lmao if that's what i think it is.
>>215858494they filmed it in Saint Pierre et Miquelon
Tatsuya Nakadai is a man I discovered over 20 years ago. He was the only actor I ever idolized, honestly. I've watched all his interviews too. He was awesome. What a talented and intelligent guy. In honor of this day, I will be sharing Jigokuhen (Hell Screen/or A Potrait of Hell), my favorite film of his. This is my personal file. Enjoy.https://gofile.io/d/XHiNJOLet us be happy that he left us so many great films to enjoy for the rest of our own lives.REST IN ETERNAL FAME SIR
>>215859555This is based on the Akutagawa work, right?Cheers
I genuinely thought he died like ten years ago.
>>215859555Based and Nakadai pilledThanks for that, you're a patrician AND a gentleman
>>215861158a remake of High Sierra
>>215861158>>215861245Colorado Territory is my favorite
>>215857363>>215857738>>215857067>Nakadai killed himself after watching HIGHEST 2 LOWESTSad! Many such cases.
Highest 2 Lowest 4 Life
/film/est 2 /tv/est
What do you actually expect out of the Spike remake, signs of life? It's just going to be ghetto Fincher, what a thrill ride.
>>215861245>>215861298Based.
Thinking about that quote from Serra about village people vs city people.
Thinking about the brown bunny fellatio again.
>>215862273It was fake.
>>215862598Yeah AI for sho
>>215859555>>215859579Well I'll be damned. That's my favorite Akutagawa story.>>215862273Let's not fuck rabbits here.>>215857991If love is in you, then gentle will be all your steps as you walk beyond this valley.
>>215862655There's never been a Chloe Sevigny.
>>215861158It's not much of a revelation at all but it is incredible how some dumb schlock like this remake still looks infinitely better than the most acclaimed "prestige" pictures that come out these days.
I had a dream where I tried to kill Paul Schrader. He didn't seem too mad about it, though.>>215862674Dalle was a doll but the Birk is a real muñeca, as Kusturica Anon would say...
The Brown Bunny is the best movie of the 21st century. Gallo is a TITAN.
>>215862830This. The Brown Bunny have the best fellatio of the century.
100 Years is the best movie of the 22nd century. Rodriguez is a TITAN.
>>215862873Not even deepthroat lol... y'all niggas suck at sex.
>>215862919Porn addict alert. Have real sex.
>>215862919Have sex.
>>215857079Very pedestrian taste. Never should've put a mutt in there.
>>215862933>>215862943I was unironically touching myself when these replies came in, and that is sex.
>>215857079Wow, what a sad top 4. He should check the Vatican's own lists and educate himself on some REAL cinema.
Message from Chloë
>>215857116Reminder that Pope Leo is the producer of Blue is the warmest Color 2: Scissor Boongaloo
>>215862974if abortion is murder, jerking off is genocide!
NOOOOOOOOOOOO
Boongalating my Leo to this thread
>>215862974based onanist
>>215857067nakadashi edition
>>215863031I would support abortion if they were honest about what they were doing. But instead they're coping that they're not achksually killing a child. I say good, kill them. Life is miserable, you're saving them a great deal of pain. But stop being disingenuous and coping about it.
>>215863042What happened?
>>215863075shut up jagoff
>>215863075>not raising a child to watch together Kechiche's arthouse filmsbig L from you
>>215863084Against every safety precaution, he smoked. Now you know what happens when you don't follow medical advice, lil nigga.
Recommend me something to watch, saars?
>>215863142El Sur (1983)
>>215863031I've killed like 40 million down syndrome children between yesterday and today via masturbation. Films for this genocidal feel?
>>215863136don't call liltle, bustah
>>215863142muh dick
>>215863163Don Jon (2013)
>>215857067First respectable thing you've said
>>215863142L'assedio (1998)
If you can't self fellate, that makes you dependent on women for pleasure, aka, you're a little bitch.
>>215863220lmao this nigga sucks cock
>>215863142Stromboli
>>215863220Enjoy it while it lasts because it's absolute murder on your spine and neck
>>215863142RRR
>>215863242Any specific recipe?
>>215863262Good movie saar!
>>215863128I was talking in general. Anyway, I would never show my kid trash like that.
>>215863372God, you sound miserable. Go to therapy, chud!
>>215863142welcome to the dollhouse
>>215863372>not enjoying bau's massive cakestrike two
>>215863396Thank you saar!
>>215863142Female Trouble
We done paved the way and I'm on the runI'ma call my boys and bring all the gunsY'all niggas wanna have a little fun with number one, one, one?Bloody red, red, rum, rum, rum, rum, rum, rum
>>215863424>massive
Just saw Vagabond, I know Mona gets raped, ends up as a drug addict and ultimately freezes to death, but it made the drifter life look comfy
>>215863142nostos il ritorno
>>215863463thanks for spoiling!
>>215863142Nattvardsgästerna
I can't let a bitch play me, no wayYou a duck if you believe what hoes sayShe got way more bodies than my old KMy lil' brother beat his body, OJ
Twenty OneSkrrt
Napoléon (1927) vs Napoléon (2023)Who would win in a fight?
>>215864323Joaquin couldn't win a fight against an infant
>>215864323Napoléon Dynamite (2004)
Nosferatu (1922) vs Nosferatu (2024)Who would win in a fight?
>>215864346BASED
>>215863242Based as fuck!
>>215864411Nosferatu (2002, Spongebob season 2, episode 36a)
based
Frankenstein (1931) vs Frankenstein (2025)Who would win in a fight?
>>215864567Frankie Stein (2010)
>>215864521That's me
>>215864642Based
>>215864346unironically /film/
never saw possession loooooool
>>215864567Curse of Frankenstein (1957)We only deal in top shelf kino here
All these years and they still refuse to make a proper Frankenstein adaptation. Even that De Niro flick is fanfic-infested.
>>215865520Oh yeah? Frankenstein Conquers the World (1965)Lady Frankenstein (1971)Monster of Frankenstein (1981)Frankenstein Unbound (1990)Boltneck (1998)Evil Never Dies (2003)Subject Two (2006)The Frankenstein Theory (2013)Frankenstein’s Army (2013)Frankenstein (2015)Check mate atheists
>>215865412Keep it that way; keep it real.
>>215865606Nigga didn't read the book lol :skull emoji:
Costa Freako!
>>215865606All just fanfic. No one has really adapted the novel properly, and most of those films barely have anything to do with it.
>>215865646I accept your concession.
>>215865642Who are you?
>>215865687I accept your bumhole. Unh, unh, unh!
>>215865642Every time.
>>215865719uh? hmmmm
>>215865725Your taste is so bad lol...
>>215864567I fell again for watching netflixslop>(YOU) are the MONSTER, VICTORwoe is me
On the Silver Globe >
>>215865783>le screeching and writhing slavsBack to YouTube video essays and r/truefilm with this trash, newfag.
>>215865799On the Silver Globe >
>>215865737>>215865783Surely /film/ needs another threadlong argument over Zulawski.
>>215865783they just yell in their ugly language
>>215865831It's a good topic to debate, but you won't get in the mud with us because you know that we're gonna rip you to shreds trying to defend the undefendable in kino, hence why you will just go passive agressive and then back to /hor/ for the night. Whoop whoop!
>>215865783Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2 > On the Silver Globe (unironically, keeping it a hunned, a buck, with no cap, frfr, on god)
Herzog is the last master of cinema alive. Truly the G.O.A.T. The O.G.Ze Künstler.
>>215866017Ze HüstlerZe Playa
MY SCORPION DICK IS ON FYAHHHHHHAHHHHHHHLIFE IS SORROWLIFE IS SHITLIFE IS ASSAHHHHHHH*film ends*
>>215865953>you won't get in the mud with us ??? Implying you're not here 24/7 seething and constantly baiting everyone by any means necessary, like you're doing right now.
>>215866125And what does that have to do with discussing On the Silver Globe? Make one of your epic effortposts so that we can talk about such a big classic.
>>215866118>LIFE IS SORROW>LIFE IS SHIT>LIFE IS ASSmmm sometimes
>>215866165NO! NO! NO!YOU DIDN'T GET MUH FILM, YOU ASSHOLE!IT'S ALL SHIT!DON'T BE HAPPY!JUST GET BUTTRAPED WITH US AND EAT ZE BUGS!AHHHHHH YOU FUCKING NORMIE!
Sorry, I don't watch ugly films.
bystanders don't rubberneck the camera anymore
>>215866313>Dolce bagNiggas really had that bag, huh?
>>215866293Why not?
>>215866347deeply moved to know someone else had this thought
>>215865646>muh faithful adaptation
>>215866440muh muh
>>215866358I see enough ugliness from my window.
>>215866440The novel = universal classic, unironically in the GOAT literature convo; profound analysis of the monster as a result of both his environment and his own nature, as well as presenting a dark vision of science and rational enlightenment values as a way to incentivize human selfishness to a paroxysmal degree."Adaptations" = just some proto slasher shit with le evil chungus scientist and some le man is le monster overtones.
>>215866516우리별 일호와 얼룩소
>>215866558>t. L.B. Jefferies
to each his own>>>/mu/>>>/lit
>>215866636kek dumbass
/lit > /lit/
>>215866683struck a nerve?
>>215866800Yup, that's me.
We're all me here.
POST THE SONG
>>215867068https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VBHr0faDCoQ
>>215867168THANK YOU
>>215867068https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELtSRTpzYbY
>>215867200OH BROTHER THAT HITS
>>215867068https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMcwD0-YGgA
Let's do this again, name a film and if i have it downloaded i'll watch it tonight.
>>215867393>>215845869
>>215867407Name a different one, already said i don't have that one.
>>215867198Based Godard actually owning his terrible hairline and not shaving his head like every bald fag does these days.
>>215867432>already said i don't have that one.then get to downloadin>Name a different oneJovana Lukina
ACKerman BTFO
A pregnant bump>>215863193And not even said by the real one.
A film with subtitles is a failed film.
A film with intertitles is an excellent film.
>>215859222>Saint Pierre et Miquelonkino location>>215867393France on a Pebble
another webmless thread
NAKADAIHEADS NEVER BE GAME OVER
I wonder what's up with that promising filmmaker of ours.
We're all promising here.
We're all promising young women here.
>>215866567*guy who was only read one novel in his entire life*: unironically in the GOAT literature convo; profou
>>215867489I'll download that tomorrow, you really want me to watch that.
requesting peak /film/ tummies. if any of you post cow-bau I swear to god I will ruin you
>>215870316My man, I'm in a /lit/ masters programme. I've read literally hundreds of novels and Frankenstein is still one of the best. These kinds of "anti-normie" /lit/ arguments are kinda like saying Kubrick is not in the GOAT convo because he's popular. He's popular for a reason (and it's not because he had a trust fund lol).>>215870344I like this actress in pic rel.
>>215870429why do u lie in ur filename lil bro, u faceblind or sumthin? that's emiru not nana.
>>215870464Cmon, lil nigga; there's cops in this joint.
how many bruthas fell victim 2 da streetz?
>>215870545Everyone I used to know... gone.
If U Can C, U Can C
>>215870429>>215870464>>215870497>>215870545>>215870597>>215870617This is all one guy.
>>215870429>I've read literally hundreds of novels Oh yeah? Name two then.
>>215870695no lil bro i'm only the second, fourth, and sixth
>>215870710Dirty Desire (Avril Ashton)Forced by the Alien Monster (Anna Wineheart)Hurt Me, Daddy (Misha Horne)Pig Play 2: Daddy Forces His Sub Into a Fisting and Pissing Party (Gary Bonds)FutaWorld! "My Futa Master" Part 1: A Futa-on-Male, Dickgirl, Futanari Erotica (Angel Kitty, Angela Bellerose)My Therapist is a Futanari (owlyboi)Fisting the Little Virgin (Rachel Jakes)Sin and Punishment (Fyodor Dostoyevsky)Ulysses (James Joyce)Gravity's Rainbow (Thomas Pynchon)Infinite Jest (David Foster Wallace)And the list goes on, punk...
A bad egg.
>>215870982That's way more than two, you're a fraud.
>>215871214I'm not much of a jester, but I'd test poisoned food for youYour majesty, you're royal blueI'm royalty, my king of pain
>>215857116>Gaspar NoéWhy the fuck is the Pope meeting with such a degenerate?
>>215872055It's current year, nothing means anything anymore, the church is dead, you should know this by them making an american the pope.
>>215870429You lust after some mid hapa because nobody of your race takes you seriously
>>215872254I'm international, yes. If only lil bros knew how much...But she has a cute tummy, Whateverbro.
Mike Haneke
>>215862830>>215862873>>215862919>>215862933>>215862943Read the Bible
Why is it always racial with you fags? You literally cannot think of anything without "muh race" lens.
>>215862951>>215862994It's a Wonderful Life is a based, and objectively correct choice
>>215863142Our Mother's House (1967)
>>215864323The Gace movie obviously.
>>215865759Well, in the novel Frankenstein is a jew so this is a correct take
>>215867393The Major and the Minor
>>215867461It's always the objectively correct choice
>>215872868Too late, about to go to sleep in thirty minutes, don't have that one anyway. Ended up not watching anything btw.
Faggot mods actually made a sticky for Nakadai.
>>215873451That doesn't sound like something that a faggot would do.
>>215870344How little tummies were posted is a disgrace.
>>215870429it's really bizarre to me that people in this general *generally* have good taste in films, but that doesn't translate to good taste in music or literature at all. fags on here seriously talking about metal and mary shelley in glowing terms. shameful
>>215874178thank you for the premium tummy xx
>>215874178He asked for peak /film/ tummies but no Bau tummy. He was setting himself up for failure.
>>215874436Tummyslut of /film/
>>215874620Are you attracted to Birkin or do you just like wearing her skin like you did with Dalle?
>>215874670Attracted in what way? I find her extraordinarily pretty, charming, and wonderful. Her "presence" gives me joy, much more so than Dalle. I'm not however attracted to her the way I am attracted to my girlfriend. I think Birkin to me is comparable to a favorite movie. I love my favorite movies like I love Birkin.
Apologize.
>>215875020no
For me, it's Hickok
>>215874670I'm extremely attracted to Jane B. in the sense that I think she's one of the few 10/10s that I genuinely think I could have a chance with. All her boyfriends looked like fucking CHUDS.
What the FUCK is this
>>215875050Hickok45?
Kinoshita
One Bomb After Another
>>215875844>*breeds with this guy in you're path*
>>215876582Charlotte's not a guy and they never had sex.
>>215876582Serge was actually her best looking bf. Dude was a fucking hunk compared to this shit >>215875858
bump
The Master, Inherent Vice and Phantom Thread all getting made within a 5 year frame is fuckin sicknasty. Old school work ethic
>>215870344tumma
>>215870337I hope you enjoy it, as much as I did. Cheers.
What about Inherent Virtue?
>>215877927What about The Laughing of Lot 49 What about Entropy's Rainbow What about E.What about Vinesea What about Against the Night
to each his own
I used to be an auteur you know
>>215878443He was always the weak link. His brother and Ronald Bronstein were the talented ones.
>>215878325Indeed.
>>215870344
>>215878529*smooch*
>>215878529looks mannish
We're all featherless bipeds here.
>>215878443Never made a good film.
>>215878796Frownland is kino, but I guess he didn't make that
>>215878796Deadass DomLab.
>>215857079>no La Dolce Vitastill though, not a bad list.
>>215878728h-hot
>>215878962La Strada was the last Pope's favorite.
>>215874384You know that "good taste" is both relative and subjective, right? You're essentially saying "I usually agree with y'all's preferences, but not in music or /lit/. Shameful".
>>215879388What i like is good, what i don't like is bad. Simple as.
>>215879450Same as it ever was.
>>215879544That's a man.
>>215879695Go be a turbofaggot somewhere else.
>>215880096Look at that mannish visage.
>>215879695>>215878728Please go outsideThe unending goon sessions have warped your perception of what women look like
>>215878962Fellini was dismissive of organised religion
Feweenie, huh? You kiss your mother with that name?
>>215880230>le porn brain
>>215879695A 1000%.
>>215880909
>>215880230but I'm serious
>>215880909>>215880957>>215880965*smooch*
>>215880965We know you're serious. Terminal, even.
>>215880965That's a woman.
I have a good edish under my sleeves.
What's a woman?
>>215881213A hint, perhaps?
>>215881233Meant for >>215881131
>>215881213A man without a penis.
>>215881131Hold off for another 24hrs or so.
who gon bake n who gon lose
We're all losers here.
>>215881131Needs to be a Nakadai edish.
NEW>>215881408>>215881408>>215881408>>215881408
>>215881412blessed
>>215881412Thanks, Mr. Baker.
>>215880965unironically have sex
>>215881412>bakeblocked me>before the 310 posts evenFUCK YOUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!
>>215881893Sorry, Nakadai's memory is more important than you baking.
>>215875020What for?
