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Best Christkino? Also do we stan Gibson's new flick with SuomiJesus?
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Andrei Rublev, for me.
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>>215896552
Andrei Tarkovsky movies
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>>215896552
Calvary
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How is Silence?
>not a single good American evangelical movie in MMXV
>Jesus Revolution was alright but still a little bit corny in some moments
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>>215896552
Silence. You know it's good because it filtered so many retards
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I'm an atheist and the only religious kino is Leftovers season 1. Most religious movies are like Christmas movies where there's irrefutable evidence that Santa exists but stupid morons adults still think he's not real
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>>215896552
Johnny english (its about the throning of antichrist)
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>>215896878
>im an atheists
>religious movies are stupid
>season 1 of a tv show
why are you even here?
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>>215896878
Reddit is that way fag
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>>215896917
This isn’t a religious website, believe it or not. I know a lot of turbo-spergs would like you to think otherwise but those are mainly a bunch of off-color cancerfag teenagers trying to fit in because they don’t realize this place has been around longer than 8 years.
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>>215896963
>All buzzwords
Yep youre a redditor
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>>215896934
>>215896917
4chan will never be religious no matter how hard you larp, I cannot for the life of me imagine a 4chan kinda guy going to church unless his parents made him do it
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>>215896934
Atheist website
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Shout out to the all loving, all forgiving creator of the universe who drowns, curses, confuses, tortures, and condemns to eternal punishment everyone who doesn't follow his exact strictures.
Anyway, I think Angela's Christmas is a sweet, fun little movie. My mom adores it and watches it every December. I think it's fine.
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>>215896963
>thread specifically made for films with Christian themes
You literally came here to be upset
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>>215896987
Beainlet hands wrote this post
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>>215897048
>Beainlet
LMAO SELF OWN
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>>215896878
>Most protestant* movies are like Christmas movies
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>>215896987
>let me tell you how your religion works even though I hate it, never believed in it and get all my sources from /pol/ and reddit
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>>215897055
>dude LE TYPO
>follows it up with virginal buzzword
Confirmed redditard
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>>215896963
Incoherent strings of misapplied buzzwords, as well as the inability to comprehend a world beyond the material, are major signs of autism, buddy
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Atheists have killed more people in a century than the whole of Christendom in 2000 years. Guess which side is demonized for its body count.
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The Seventh Seal
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>>215897076
Tough luck pal, everyone saw it.
It's over.
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>>215897083
Another thing I see often. You argue whether religion have good effect on society. I think that shouldnt be even be a topic of duscussion.If I'm deciding for myself if God exists why should effects of believing in him be important? If tomorrow face in the sky appears and tells everyone that he's the god I have no other option but to believe in god, and if someone pulls up a stat like "one billion of people are dead because of him" that would not sway me at all because I can see that he exists. And the other way around even if religion brought unending benefits to society as a ruler I might implement more churches but on individual level I would still not believe in god
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>>215897251
Reread what you posted especially the last two sentences
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>>215896552
Brother Sun, Sister Moon (1972)
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Me on the right
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>>215897083
>teehee we christians killed off boatloads of pagans and conquered the americas
>reeeeee atheist communists and fascists killed heckin trillions and won the high score
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Of gods and men
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>>215896963
look at mr moderator over here
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God's Not Dead 3: Still Alive
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>>215896789

>not a single good American evangelical movie

Honestly, Evangelicals aren't smart enough to conjure up anything more subtle and thought provoking than slop like Left Behind and God's Not Dead.

It's not a coincidence that The Passion of the Christ and It's a Wonderful Life came from Catholic directors.

>>215896980

Not sure if you were on 4chan in the 2000's but the atheist culture was so strong you'd see someone post on /x/ about being chased around by a demon after using a quija board and then they'd end the story with a disclaimer about how they don't actually believe in the supernatural. Very strange. The vibe on the site today feels way more balanced.
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>>215896743
A priest told me this was his favorite movie. I watched it a while later and realized it was probably because it's about a priest struggling with his personal flaws and sleepwalking through a world that doesn't value him for his sacrifice
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It's kinda weird that Black Metal came out of Scandinavia and not the Bible Belt in the USA or something.

In terms of health, stability, economy, etc being born in Norway in the late 20th century is like winning the lottery. And the state Lutheran churches are so laid back(gay marriage, female clergy, no pressure to attend). It's like rebelling against having Unitarian parents or something.
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>>215898708
Seasonal depression combined with seeing a McDonalds in your idealic rural town for the first time and realizing the church stands atop a grave of your ancestors devoted to a Jew.
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Objectively speaking
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>>215898708
it makes perfect sense. every teen rebels against their parents. every ruleset seems too strict whether it's fundamentalist christian or "you can only play 1 hour of video games a day" type of thing. not needing to focus on survival enables everything else. darkness for much of the year, cold, windy, wet ass fuck barren fishing town with nothing to do in them as well as somewhat/quite christian community for the teenage mind is ripe for inventing your own entertainment.
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I thought /tv/ is an Amercanian board. Why is the OP a pic about a Russian Orthodox?
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>>215898802
It is a true epic. The boat scenes, the chariot race, etc. Movies used to be spectacles.
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>>215898828
It’s quintessentially burger to romanticize foreign cultures.
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Flowers of St. Francis
https://youtu.be/pzDn8BVUGZU
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>>215896789
>How is Silence?
I mean, it's not really an uplifting movie. It's Scorsese so you know it's well made, but I wouldn't call it kino. It would be like watching Schindler's List on Hanukkah. It's not really fun seeing all the shit Japanese Christians were put through.
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>>215896552
This was especially kino since it focused almost entirely on the Roman perspective.
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>>215896552
The vatican made a kino list in 1995
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Ah yes those Chad christian BVLLS…
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>>215900920
>Ah yes
Yikes sweety let's unpack this adulting bacon
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>>215901082
Dead ass?
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>>215901101
no cap
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Catholic Film
>subtle
>very symbolic
>a consistent theme of suffering
Protestant film
>very on the nose
>comically preachy
>themes are nothing to think about
what gives?
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>>215896552
Yes the person beholden to Jewish myths from 2000 years ago that dictate his entire world view is the slave in this scenario
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>>215901230
Shut up papist
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>>215901230
The catholic films are art while the protestant films are Republican party propaganda
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>>215901269
>popes bad
>child raping pastors good
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>>215901269
You didn’t answer the question protty, I’m sure Gods not Dead 4 will finally get cinema merit.
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>>215901296
Bring those child rapists to me and I will make sure they regret their time on earth. Bring the "pope" to me and I will do the same.
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>>215896963
>every response is just “you said the wrong words”
Kek
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>>215896552
Comparing christian media to atheist media do be like that
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>>215898708
Scandis were the last Europeans to be converted so they still have a spark of paganism in their blood and culture.
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>>215896552
Shouldn't that be SuomiJeesus? In Finnish it has two e's.
Anyway
>Of Gods and Men
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>>215901296
>child raping pastors good
Really Cathcuck?
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>>215900759
>*sigh* somehow....jesus returned
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>>215897083
killed in the name of atheism?
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>>215901230
Evangelicalism is a selfish, materialistic pseudo-religion where Christ is just an avatar for one's egomania, faith is just a corporate self-help course and heaven is just a shallow pie-in-the-sky reward. Its "art" reflects only the smug arrogance, cultural bankruptcy and moral irresponsibility of its believers.
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>>215901442
It really do
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>>215901442
Neither of those are Christian or Atheist. This thread is a shitpit of glavset roosters.
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>>215902575
>>>/k/
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>>215902432
>Gods not dead
>antagonist is a traumatized former believer who is an antitheist rather than an atheist
>instead of helping him heal his relationship with god the protag just argues with him until the dude gets accidentally killed
>this is a happy ending
What is wrong with Protestants?
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>>215901442
Peter Jackson is a christian?



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