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>QotD
Who's the greatest American filmmaker active today?

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Queen of /film/
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Leni Riefenstahl & L. Ron Hubbard linked up! need it or keep it??!
https://www.thedailybeast.com/the-untold-story-of-scientology-founder-l-ron-hubbards-secret-pact-with-nazi-propagandist-leni-riefenstahl/
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>QotD
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>Who's the greatest American filmmaker active today?
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>>215933791
fucking retard and i know youre not even being ironic
haremfag said rob zombie is the best american filmmaker too and dallefag is a tom green worshipper
fucking vulgar autards are so cringe

answer is there are no good american filmmakers rn btw
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>>215933739
>Who's the greatest American filmmaker active today?
Tyler Perry
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>>215933739
>QotD
Easily.
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who are the Dean Martin and Frank Sinatra of /film/?
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>>215933855
>haremfag said rob zombie is the best american filmmaker too
He said Abel Ferrara.
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what did Shuji Terayama mean by this? there were some moments where i was thinking this might be one of the best films ever, and then some scenes threw me off, it kinda gets too lost in the abstract to the point where it's hard to connect them with other shit in the film
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>>215934016
>there were some moments where i was thinking this might be one of the best films ever
kek, why?
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>>215934045
it's deep and smart and different from anything else
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somepeony bake
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>>215933956
Dean Martin and Frank Sinatra
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>>215933855
Most based post ITG'sH.
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>>215934081
>it's deep and smart
How so?
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>>215934297
Timmy Floyd...
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:')
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dallebro been chill af since he switched to the horseface instead of lil yellowteeth ngl. a waifu makes a man
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>>215934393
kys
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>>215933977
Manuel Ferrara's career has not been the same since 2009.
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>>215934297
>>215934312
Kissing and smooching with Siggy
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>>215934402
WaifuGOD general old man, when will you learn they are the gods of our domain. Dont make me perform the roll call again.
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Kino?
>rated 4.6 on IMDb
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>>215934720
>4.6
bestamericanfilmmakerbros... were we fucking retarded
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>>215934692
The Gods Must Be Queer!
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>>215934864
The Nonbelievers Must Be Brown!
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>>215934910
But My Ahh Doesn't Bleed at Night!
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>>215934984
yo pussy does doe :skull:
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The REAL queen of /film/
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>>215935070
what if snood but pretty
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shaking my thing and getting down with my bad self
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>>215935070
Michael Stipe bro is that you?
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>>215935050
Women bleed. I make them hoes bleed. Give my salutations to "the raped" @ /hor/.
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>>215933739
>Who's the greatest American filmmaker active today?
Is there really any dispute?
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>>215935105
Blud posted above you and you shook in your boots and pretended he was in another thread Harper owns you XL style
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>>215935133
He owns my seed, yes, regrettably.
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>>215935070
The King and The Queen
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>>215935177
But I was talking about K, H and C, though. Those are the real "the raped". J is more of a liminal figure. You could say he my bottom bitch.
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Who the fuck is J?
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>>215935319
Jessicabitch.
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>>215935319
Potassium, Hydrogen, Carbon and Jizzium. Lil costa's a chemist or summat.
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>>215935368
your jessicas bitch more like lmao
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>>215935448
Sorry for Party Rocking!
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>You could say he my bottom bitch.
*bobs head*
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So anyway, Tim B graped the 60s original (WW and the Chocolate Factory). I'll rewatch Return to Oz tomorrow at the plex, little babies. My life is like an acid trip; call me George H.
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what went wrong?
https://slow.pics/c/8ICFwK5f
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i aint clicking that shit nigga.
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>>215935658
Seems like the Shout Factory version is the only one that bothered to keep the grain as it's supposed to be.
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>>215935658
Bro got smoked. Cartel.got my location xd
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>>215935682
Click the link. Birkinbro wants to know where you live.
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>>215934656
Always.

>>215935070
>>215935194
CUTE!!
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>>215935748
Virginbro*
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>>215935658
Why would Americans do this?
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>>215935795
damn, birkinbro is actually richard branson? bro is a whole ahh billionaire.
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>>215935050
Reminder that CRA genuinely believes he's a woman on the inside and that's why he's eternally malding over 'funnies.
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>>215935873
what if I waifu'd CRA?
My CRAfu
Call me CRAfag from hereon
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>>215935873
Kek, what a fucking loser.
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>>215935873
Putrid, putrid little spic. Fucking abhorrent.
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>>215935873
AGPbro talking
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>>215935873
I'll eat you.
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>>215935873
i believe it
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>>215935873
Aerial status?
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>>215935099
No
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>>215935873
Control, I'm picking up a freak on the radar, I don't think it's one of ours. Please confirm.
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I will go Michael Myers on y'all.
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>>215936246
you will go Michaela Myers, troon
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I will go Emma Myers on y'all.
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>>215936302
>a weird little retard
I'm sure you will.
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>>215936268
Don't matter; I'll enjoy watching you cry.
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inb4 the inevitable harperchad seethe by freako. oh wait
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>>215936341
it's funny that harperbro makes him the most mad out of everyone, so he tries to pretend he cares about him the least. he cares about kinskibro the least yet pretends to hate him the most to disguise his secret fury towards harperbro. cucksta is a tsundere desu ne.
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>>215936374
Actually, I don't care about J. I think B is the easiest target by far, and I want to see some kangaroos, so I find going on a trip to Australia the most desirable course of action.
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>I-It's not like I CARE about Harperbro or anything! Stupid!
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>>215936427
Yeah, he's whatever. The other dude I got satellites and shit, so it's easy. F1, 28, 4 black hearts, etc.
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Cope. Harperspammer hasn't posted here in months.
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>>215933797
Does Highest 2 Lowest look as laughably bad as it does in scenes I've watched? Looks like the movie had a 2 dollar budget.
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>>215936530
>Looks like the movie had a 2 dollar budget.
Don't you DARE disrespect Kalamazoo like that.
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>>215936530
It's good shit (emphasis on "shit"). Ironic 6.5/10.
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>>215936374
Kinskibro seldom posts here nowadays so I never understood that, plus it's all pretend like you said. Gadonfag has much more to do with him reducing his presence on /tv/ than anyone else.
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Quincyposting really broke Kinskibro...
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>>215936302
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>>215937004
Snood Nicholson.
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>>215937503
Based.
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where are my prog chads at
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SLi7Ljcy6n8
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He was a CIA operative, Alan Parsons?
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>>215933739
Much better than Oldboy
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>>215933739
>QotD\
Malick
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>>215936530
>Looks like the movie had a 2 dollar budget.
kino
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>>215933797
What was his last relevant movie?
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>>215938753
H2L
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>>215933739
Does Gallo count as active?
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>>215935557
Return to Oz is very good.
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>>215934720
It's a good small film, mostly carried by Dafoe. The paintings are quite something. Is Ferrara still with this girl?
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>>215935843
Based Tsui Hark looking cool. I always thought he looked weird compared to other HK people, then i found out he's actually some rice field Vietnam peasant who moved to Hong Kong, so that's why.
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Btw, 'fufriends, I'll never leave you alone. In a month or 10 years, I don't care...: I will do horrible things.
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>>215939066
>>215939076
>>215939090
>>215939128
All me btw, i'm only making individual posts now, to artificially make threads go faster.
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>>215939180
>'fufriends
I hate that this abreviation thing took over. I blame Haremfag/Charlottefag.
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What are other films that have this kind of lighting?
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>Haremfag is already back to posting on /hor/ after writing it off like two weeks ago
lol
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1. Tsai
2. Hou
3. Lynch
4. Wong
5. Ruiz
6. Kiarostami
7. Kitano
8. Zhang
9. Cimino
10. Konchalovsky
11. Depardon
12. Campion
13. Oliveira
14. Coens
15. Kaurismaki
16. Assayas
17. Egoyan
18. Chen
19. Lelouch
20. Dardennes
21. Salles
22. Loach
23. Inarritu
24. August
25. Van Sant
26. Cronenberg
27. Chahine
28. Moretti
29. Wenders
30. Angelopolous
31. Gitai
32. Polanski
33. Suleiman
34. von Trier
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Finally watched this, holy FUCK that was great
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>>215941015
>Christopher Nolan presents
Yawn.
>A film by the Quay Brothers
B-based...?
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>>215941056
Had no clue about the Nolan bullshit. The film is fantastic, but I love all their work. So happy to see a new film from them, and it didn’t disappoint in the slightest.
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>>215940895
0. Massivo Titti
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>>215939225
>Haremfag/Charlottefag
same person
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Feel like pure shit just want Haremfag/Charlottefag back x
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>>215941595
This but Kinskibro
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I've come to realise i'm bad at identifying schizos. Not even in the other general i've been browsing for years. I have no idea who CRA even is.
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>>215941706
>I have no idea who CRA even is.
How?
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Holding back laughter on the bus thinking about the "city girls buy vibrators, country girls make do" image, but it's " 'funnies buy vibrators, CRAckas make do" and there's a bunch of shit on the corn and her hair is cyan
You'll have to wait a while before that piece of art comes to fruition
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>>215941706
Yeah, that's crazy, if you've spent more than one week here you should be able to easily identify costaricanon, other than waifufags, him and Dingo are the most easily identifiable posters. Auteur theory really is real.
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>>215941876
>You'll have to wait a while before that piece of art comes to fruition
Take as long as you want, years preferably.
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Copesta Seethesta
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CRAttista Pinin'furina
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Bitchelangelo Crantonioni
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Fantasizing about turning Costco "Uncle Rico" into a dumb, blind, deaf, senseless half-pint chicken a la Olga Baclanova.
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Good night, /film/.
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Nobody talks about movies in this general. It's always the same pajeets spamming their shit
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>>215942542
Good morning, sir
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>>215942542
>whines about other posters not discussing film, while forgetting to discuss film
Like clockwork.
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Hello /film/ I'm trying to remember the name of a film. Help me out.
I think it's a Japanese film, color, about a Japanese woman who falls in love with a black american soldier because Japanese men cannot satisfy her needs. I don't remember much more. They had a lot of amazing sex in the film.
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>>215940895
Jane Campion is our national shame
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>>215941657
He posted Siggy earlier thoughbeit
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>>215942884
Sounds like the peak of Japanese cinema. Why is it so good bros. Japan is truly the finest civilization in human history. We are nothing compared to them.
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>>215939599
blown out windows? that's 99% of the movies
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>>215942884
Bedtime Eyes? I haven't seen it, but this director's Mr. Mrs. Miss Lonely was incredibly erotic.
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>>215944188
tits
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kinos like czech casting 8153?
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>>215944515
Great, I can't wait to not watch it like The Brutalist.
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>racism outside of /b/
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>less than 40 days for the year to end
What 2025 freshluy released films should I watch?
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>>215945251
RessuErection by Bi Gan
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>>215944515
Brutalist was violently bland. The running time was meant to make the film feel grand but it fails at that, there's a lot that just feels like padding. The 80s flash-forward finale is laughably bad. Movie peaks with the opening scene that reminded me of Laszlo Nemes, a superior filmmaker. I also saw Vox Lux from Corbet and that had the opposite problem to Brutalist, it was too short despite trying to cram-in a lot of events and topics. It was still a little bit better, stylistically at least. I would say the topic meshed in a more interesting way with the style as well, muh Holocaust survivor architect 3 and a half gigadrama is conceptually obvious, but an arty flick about a pop-star who survived a school shooting and possibly literally sold her soul to the Devil is at least something.
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I need to watch 27 more films before EOY to hit my target
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>>215945260
>Everything Everywhere All At Once but for Canneshit crowd
yuck
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>>215945260
>>215945260
I am not Chinese, I dont care.
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>>215945853
>I am not Chinese
Prove it?
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>>215942884
lil chang fuming at this
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>>215941996
>>215942032
>>215942156
Every time you do this, I write another kid in the list. It's your fault.
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Whist you were snuggling with your waifus, I studied the blade...
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>>215946717
I live near a school.
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>>215946742
To Momsta Gonnafreako, Crazy Frog is just a regular frog!
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>>215946910
Have you ever thought of your own death? And films about the topic.
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>>215946970
>Have you ever thought of your own death? And films about the topic.
Bourgeois ahh shit. Watch Ingmar B joints.
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>>215947012
No, because his films are worthless garbage about philosophical speculation. I mean, films about your physical death, involving the pain of the body decaying, maybe even getting destroyed in a single moment; something like Salo.
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>>215947012
You misspelled Ingrid B silly willy.
>>215947040
Careful with that edge, Eugene.
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>>215947116
So cringe. No wonder you're a Floyd fan. Every time I speak about something serious you instantly need to avatarfag. Worthless trash.
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>So cringe. No wonder you're a Floyd fan. Every time I speak about something serious you instantly need to avatarfag. Worthless trash.
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>>215947245
Just say you can't match another person intellectually. Living an entire life as a NEET has consequences.
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>>215947116
Ingrid Bergman had some really wide shoulders for a chick. Framemogs the shit out of me.
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>>215947303
You're right. I can't possibly argue with genuis of implying I'm going to kill schoolchildren to own waifuGODs, pseud nonsense ramblings about death, and run on sentences with THREE commas and a semicolon used incorrectly. It's over.
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>>215947378
You see what I'm saying? You're incapable of speaking seriously about anything. What a waste of time.
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>>215947306
All the more collarbone for smooching.
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>You see what I'm saying? You're incapable of speaking seriously about anything. What a waste of time.
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>>215947490
In The Mouth of Madness is /film/ btw
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>>215947490
Basado.
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>>215947490
>Lovecraft
More and more depressing admissions, Dallefag. Pink Floyd, Lovecraft and Hatred are peak cringecore.
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Posting "Btw, 'fufriends, I'll never leave you alone. In a month or 10 years, I don't care...: I will do horrible things." unironically is peak cringecore.
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Guys, guys, don't fight, let's be friends.
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Let's have intellectual discussion of film x
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Feel like pure shit just want Frank Zappa back x
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>>215947681
Let's discuss film Z instead, by Costa Gravas.
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>>215947632
Edgecore cringecore > nerdcore cringecore
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I shan't be watching LATM glop
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rip bruce lee rip yusaku matsuda rip brandon lee
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Pola X?
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Alien X
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>>215947714
Yeah if you still watch Death Note.
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>>215947806
Death Note is gigakino, though? I think Baufag would agree.
Nothing worse than being a nerd. Nigga, if you play Magic I play Yugioh; if you listen to Floyd I listen to Minor Threat; if you watch Tark I watch Pasolini. We are not the same.
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>>215947723
Your loss, man, we're closer to european film than any other region.
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>>215947841
>Death Note is gigakino
Your shithole island should be rangebanned.
>>215947863
Lol. Lmao, even.
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IT'S IN YOUR HEAD
IT'S IN YOUR HEAD
FILLER
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>>215947863
he meant the music band lash against the machine
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>>215947863
good one
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>>215947841
Everything you listed was a downgrade.
>minor threat
Baby just started listening to punk last week huh? You haven't even graduated to Fugazi yet, SAD!
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>>215947891
>Island
Island? Love Island is also gigakino.

>>215947900
GUILTY OF BEING LATINX

>>215947964
All a strict upgrade. Fugazi is ass punk for avant-uncs who still think music is about being "cerebral" instead of vibeable. I've listened to all of their albums... check the chart for real punk recs.
Btw, Fugazi is much more entry level than the most entry level hardcore band. Hardcore at least is heavy.
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>>215947723
it's alright lil timothy
different strokes for different folks
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>>215948022
This is the most embarrassing chart I've ever seen
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>>215948102
Why?
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>>215948102
Ditto.
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>>215948102
>>215948115
You probably have listened to less than 10% of the albums and have never been in a moshpit, possibly not even a show in your lives.
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>>>/mu/
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>>215948156
stfu janny
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>>215948141
If I saw you in the pit, I'd kick you in the back of the head then pretend it never happened :)
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>>215948173
You're too short / scrawny to do that, plus you'd get crowdkilled before that even happened for the same reason.
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JAOUZ
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>>215948212
Forgot to mention: you ain't have the balls to do that. Back to your sheltered Minecraft life, my man.
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>>215948141
There are like 3 actual entry level punk albums on your dogshit chart, and I guarantee I've been to more and crazier shows than you. I also grew out of punk in my 20's like you're supposed to. Sit down, be humble.
https://youtu.be/HiczlXlAZRw?si=L3l-_YHBLNuF5jrB
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>>215948381
>There are like 3 actual entry level punk albums on your dogshit chart
Isn't that good? You're essentially saying "your chart is comprised almost entirely of non entry level punk records"
>I guarantee I've been to more and crazier shows than you
Lol no: Converge, Underoath, Emmure (back in the 10s; literally saw a guy bleeding in the pit and punched a girl in it), Poison the Well, Eyehategod (like 10 times), Hatebreed (like 5 times)... my man, I've been everywhere
>I grew out of punk in my 20s
You were probably always a poser and only were into the music because you were an edgy bitch, or maybe trying to get alt qts
Btw, Doom is also a completely whatever band; my nigga, at least listen to the good D-Beat (Skitlickers, Skitsystem, Totälitar, etc.).
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>>215948470
Hatebreed is for 12 year olds and sucks major ass.
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>>215948599
lol, microplastics are really turning niggas gay
>PERSEVERANCE! *breakdown starts*
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>>215947891
>>215947960
I was dead serious.
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three films a day, such is life
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I bet costaricanon has or had a pitbull.
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>>215949045
No, but I did have 4 german shepherds, one mutt dog and 2 cats at a point. Also one parrot, a turtle, many chickens and hens, 2 hamsters and a pet snail and a fly at different times. Currently, I have a snake, a chicken and a cat. I also was bitten by a rottweiler when I was a kid. Pic rel is my snake; she's called April. Films for this feel?
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>blocks your path
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>>215949397
How many of them did you eat
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>>215949491
A lot of the chicken and hen were executed, yes. My favorite chicken (Muchacho) was eaten by my dog accidentally.
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>>215945918
1 and spending the entire night burning the Wyck at both ends
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>>215949652
>spending the entire night burning the Wyck at both ends
Based Babsbro.
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>>215949592
I meant the dogs and cats
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>>215950257
All of them.
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Just watched the highly praised Dazed and Confused. I think I hate Richard Linklater as a director. What an absolute hack preying on normie nostalgia.
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>>215951094
You weren't high enough, dude.
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>>215951232
Would have been cooler if I was.
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>>215951094
>I think I hate Richard Linklater as a director
Good, as you should.
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>>215951297
t. didn't smoke weed in high school, didn't watch DBZ in childhood
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>>215951325
Shut up weeb
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io ho paura
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era un maniaco
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>>215943843
Post some then.
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>>215951688
DBZ is a chad thing, you wouldn't get it. Do you really think DBZ is weebshit? lol
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>>215952367
Spike wins as usual, Cucksta seething.
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By any means necessary
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Spook Lee movies suck
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The spikeposting, jazz discussing, philosemitic, philosophic era of /philm/ was annoying at the time but rn is a step down.
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>>215952380
I like Spike. Kill yourself.
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>>215952481
It's funny, cos Spike's dad was a jazz bassist and session player...

https://youtu.be/Znr4KRw2au8
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>>215952481
You only seethe. Do something or go back to /mu/.
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>>215949397
does everyone in this general have fat hands? wtf
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>>215951325
>didn't smoke weed in high school
Correct

>didn't watch DBZ in childhood
Incorrect

How do either of these things inherently improve the quality of that film?
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>>215952520
Copying Birkinbro's gimmick to get over in /film/, sad! kek
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>Birkinbro
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>>215952909
Respect his transition.
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>>215952852
What the fuck are you talking about, retard? Virginbro's gimmick is just being an autistic sperg with retarded friends, how do I fit in there?
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>>215952694
Everything is "fat hands" these days. Won't you comment on my immaculate nails?

>>215952829
Linklater made a film about DUDE WEED LMAO and another one about DUDE DBZ LMAO
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>>215949397
Cute snek.

>>215949592
RIP Muchacho.
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>>215952380
He was one of you faggot annoying spikeposting cunts you retard.
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>>215953449
lol no, I was a Spike supremacist, but never a Spikeposter.
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>>215953449
Just be glad Spikeposting finally died down after H2L.
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>>215949397
*SLUUUURP*
Jokes aside reptiles are cool (heh) pets.
>>215953365
Nicely cut nails. I have polish on right now so mine are probably cuter.
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>>215953365
I do not have to have personal experience with being a serial killer in order to appreciate a slasher film.
Thus, I do not have to smoke weed in high school in order to appreciate a smoke weed film- that movie was trash and Linklater is a hack.
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>>215953596
I was taking a break from these threads when it came out- what was the reaction?
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>>215953830
Jane would never do this. Dalle certainly would, but Jane is/was a pure soul.
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>>215953893
I mean, how could you appreciate a slasher without having killed? Unironically.
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>>215953920
Some posters liked it, others hated it. Personally I only saw it in theaters because Spike was getting mentioned daily at the time.
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>>215954212
Same way you appreciate porn without ever having touched a woman
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>>215954374
I have touched a woman, though (not biofem).
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>>215954212
>>215951455
>>215951566
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ALL $$
AIN'T GOOD $$
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>>215936400
>Middling drama. Laughton is great and the film should have focused more on him, Clark Gable's role is pointless and should have gone to a supporting actor. The film looks fine, but there's nothing truly spectacular in it-even the storm is mediocre. Moves along quite well whenever Gable isn't onscreen but it didn't need to be 2 hours. Overall would have been a solid 3 if Gable wasn't in it and half an hour was chopped off.

https://letterboxd.com/dingoatemybabi/film/mutiny-on-the-bounty/
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It's time to move on from Clark Gable

>captcha: DJ DAWG
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>>215954425
so a man
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Baby Geniuses saga > Ari Farter's filmography
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>>215954915
No, a non biofem.
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Baby Geniuses saga > Alex Garland's fartography
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>>215954305
>Brazilian soap opera acting
>a scene where the camera randomly switches from digital to film stock
>CAN YOU HANDLE THE MEMES
>climax of the movie is a random out of nowhere rap battle
>there's also a random music video towards the end
>the film ends with a character playing a song called Highest 2 Lowest as to explain the title
>It's da luv letter to Kuro-sawa! Sho'nuff!
Dafuq was Spike thinking with this joint in particular? Anyway, A$AP Rocky was underutilized in this honestly. I liked him in If I Had Legs I'd Kick You which is a good movie I would recommend.
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>>215954790
You do all this work for followers. I haven't done any work and I have twice your followers. How does it feel to be so small?
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Baby Geniuses saga > Jordan Peele's niggergraphy
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>>215954425
>not biofem
No such thing. Do you even ontology? Man, woman, finis. Reality decides, not psychology. Postmodernity is disordered. Watch more Rohmer, less of whatever weeb trash you are into
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>>215955087
>Brazilian soap opera acting
Spot on, but Denzel and Rocky are miles above the rest of the cast.
>climax of the movie is a random out of nowhere rap battle
Not really out of nowhere, and it doesn't feel forced
The worst part of the movie really was the forced "wokeness" of it and the salsa montage which lasted like 10 minutes. I say this as a radical leftist (in 4chan's eyes).
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>>215955227
>radical leftist
Disgusting. Beat it
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>>215955164
>How does it feel to be so small?
How many inches. I'm 7 and 5, respectively.

>>215955216
What is a hermaphrodite?
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>>215955252
This is the most leftist general on the fucking board. We're so leftist that even a /pol/ poster like Dingo shows support to our trans sisters by looking at queer porn.
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>>215955270
The exception doesnt make the rule. Stop arguing like a woman. Man, woman, finis
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>>215955164
i don't do this for followers. i just like sharing my reviews
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>>215955252
Who are those niggas. I said "in 4chan's eyes". You know that Adam Smith is considered a hopeless troon gigaleftist in this site, right. Is that Sonicfox?
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>>215955282
You are degenerate virgins. You have no idea what politics even is. Never read any Aristotle, Voegelin or Schmitt
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>>215955227
>I say this as a radical leftist (in 4chan's eyes)
In other words, a liberal. Wake me up when chuds can differentiate the two.
>>215955282
Art is dominated by liberals and leftists. Art requires humanist minds to appreciate.
>>215955304
>drop a like and follow
Has that been a joke? Was I pranked?
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The Rock was KINO in The Smashing Machine, unironically deserves an Oscar. Emily Blunt was really good too.
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>>215955357
>Art is dominated by liberals and leftists
No good art was made after 1600 though. Reformation trash immanentized painting ergo it's worthless.
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redpill me on Helmut K(r)äutner
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>>215955389
>art = paintings
Do you like music? Cinema?
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>>215955352
>>215955357
Not even a liberal, just an enlightened centrist who loves guns and anime, aka, a troon (in 4chan's eyes).
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>Our adversaries are in denial. They don't know the wrong they do… and they never repent how I want them to.
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>>215955252
Zesty niggas are based
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>>215955357
>Has that been a joke? Was I pranked?
did you really think i believed there was a dingo nation of fans waiting eagerly for my reviews? i cba to do that bit anymore
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>>215955413
Gregorian chants, some classical. Rohmer, Bresson, Welles and Godard. No Asian garbage please. I loathe Asian cinema
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>>215955437
Like my review and I'll like whichever of yours you want.
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>>215955413
Only pre-1600 cinema for me.
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Somepony bake
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>>215955478
where is it
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>>215955435
Weeb niggas is where it's at. Also goth shawties (black).
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>it's another Lil Hitler meltdown
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>>215955357
>Art is dominated by liberals and leftists. Art requires humanist minds to appreciate.
You've been challenged on this equivocal, self-congratulatory line before. Art is not simply about empathy and generality wrt human beings: it is at least as much about the counter-assertion of particularities (individual, ethno-cultural, ideological, etc.).
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What is this gay ahh /phil/ discussion in my ITT.
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>>215955505
https://letterboxd.com/freequeso/film/suspiria/1/
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The Return of the Son of Lil Hitler

>>215955357
Some rather stunning freckles, quite soothing to the eye. Did you listen to the tune I posted? I'm sorry, I mean, did you listen to the tune I didn't post?
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>>215955658
i haven't seen this film and have no intention of doing so, how do i know if this review is accurate?
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>>215955683
Just trust me and I'll like whichever one of yours.
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>>215955357
>In other words, a liberal.
Your mind is beyond americanized. Sad.
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>>215955724
well which of mine did you think was a good review?
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>>215955785
Superbabies 2
Spy Kids 3D
Lavagirl and Sharkboy
Surf's Up

The list goes on...
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adolfo guitler
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>>215955282
We're not leftist, we're philosemites by any means necessary.
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>>215955842
i haven't reviewed any of those films...

https://letterboxd.com/dingoatemybabi/reviews/by/activity/
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>>215955608
And I don't have a response because I'm a dumb bitch and you're probably right.
>>215955678
I didn't have the time just yet. I was sucking on a girl's tiny breast in a playground this afternoon. Thanks for reminding me.
>>215955751
Know thy enemy.
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>>215955863
Based.
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>>215955608
Obviously correct, but it doesn't change the factual truth of the matter (the 'modern' [whatever that means] artistic establishment is predominantly leftist).

>>215955863
>by any means necessary
SHO-NUFF
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I'm baking soon....
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>>215955977
My point is that the dominance is contingent and that his second statement doesn't imply his first.
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>>215955785
>>215955872
If I had to go with one, I'd probably choose Red Sonja.
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Make it a Birkin bake
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We're all dominant here.
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>>215956112
go ahead
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>>215956134
Done.
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>>215956151
i already liked your review
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>>215956114
For me, it's B7sus4
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New :)

>>215956227
>>215956227
>>215956227
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>>215955650
AHHHH!!!!
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