The Most Terrifying Movie in History Editionprevious: >>215921027
>>215941665First
>>215941665Best horror of the year in your opinion?
>>215941683Phenomena is not a masterpiece.
>it's already Saturday againSex with evil, duplicitous witches.
>>215941694>Black Phone 2or>Togetheror>Else
>>215941694Terrible year so far.. Final Destination or Black Phone 2 probably.
>>215941694Ugly Stepsister.
>>215941683ngl i have not watched any of these movies, but i probably should
>>215941736Female director. No way.
>>215941665get in the robot
>>215941710It is.
>>215941712https://youtu.be/P5FLjAs2nQI
>>215941753You don't need to be actively watching horror movies to want a place to discuss horror movies. I watch very few of them outside of October but I always like to talk about the ones I've seen here
The cruel loli commands you to die.
>>215941805O_O
>>215941665>no torrent
>>215941805> but I always like to talk about the ones I've seen hereNo wonder only the same films are discussed on here. No one actually watches movies and they are all like you.
>>215941830istg you guys are making me go insane, is your post also part of the copypasta
>>215941830stop spamming pastastop samefagging to your own pastabe normal
>>215941758Now look up who directed American Psycho, Ramesh.>>215941785Lovely scene. I've always been partial to Diane Lane but Madigan is undeniably a badass in SoF.
>>215941887Diane Lane has been one of my favourites since my teen years, just wish she was in more kinos.
thread theme (female composer)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gh81GKdEBlA
>>215941865Not every post you don’t like is a samefag
>>215941860No. it is my reply.
>>215941945phew. i thought for a second i was going to end up in some kind of copypasta rabbit hole.
>I can make your parents hurt themselves.>I can make them hurt each other.>I can make them eat each other if I want to.
>>215941860It's a severely autistic indian man replying to his own forced meme at almost 4am in the morning. Not joking.
>>215941887>scuffed Anne of Green GablesDefinitely would
>>215941887Who wrote the novel?
>>215941979Me.
>>215941968maybe he trying to turn white by avoiding sunlight for a year. you just get vitamin d deficiency though
whats some kino hooror with themes surrounding scariness
>>215941979A faggot.
>>215941830> No one actually watches moviesThis is correct.
>>215942047stop replying to yourself.
>>215941823They should all be on youtube for free. Just search the title.
>>215941974>scuffed Anne of Green GablesLmao I can't even argue with that… for me, it's picrel. Anyways it wouldn't have worked had they cast someone conventionally attractive for the role of Alma.
>>215941683His movies suck and his cut of Dawn of the Dead is the worst version.
>>215941665NEED A GOOD HORROR TO WATCH HURRY FAST PLEASE!!!!!
>>215942165Lost After Dark
>>215942165what power level are we talking. I guess you need it too fast to answer.>The Innkeepers
>>215942170He said GOOD.
>>215941665>The Third Parent gets a movie adaptation >The Black Farm doesn't They adapted the wrong one, bros... later maybe?
>>215942191>another retard that can't understand what an opinion isIt's all so tiresome
>>215942102thanks. i know what im watching tonight
>>215942170nta but any other 2000s type slasher recs?
lowlifes was garbage
>>215942165The Pied Piper (1986)
>>215942273thank god he finally fucked off
>>215942263The OP pic is surprisingly the worst of them despite having the coolest title. At least imo. The others are kino.
>>215942286idgi
>>215942273true but on the other hand, cuties kissing
>>215942273I don't watch movies on exclusive channels. Same reason I still haven't watched Huluraiser. It's just a gay concept to exclusively stream on a platform. Not even selling the movie for general consumption. Gay.
>>215942270All The Boys Love Mandy Lane or if you want something a little odd, Psycho Beach Party.
>>215942302>>215921199
Finished The Whip and the Body. There's not that much that goes on in it, but visually Bava was spittin fire.
>>215941683I agree with this except Inferno is far from a masterpiece. It's just third-rate Suspiria.
>>215941694Keepergo see it
>>215941683>>215942575Inferno is the only one I've seen and I thought it was just okay. I want to credit the movie though for having one of the coolest real world locations I've ever seen in a movie with that library, and one of the coolest sets I've ever seen in a movie with that underwater room. That scene is amazing.
>>215942727you probably can't go in it if it's palm sized
>>215942785He's a big guy
>>215941683Phenomena is my favorite only because of Jennifer Connelly
>>215942822For you nigger cunt
>>215942822For YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!
>>215942842
>>215943200Thankfully she was 18 when this was filmed
>>215943257You jest but she straight-up refused to do the nude shots in the Phenomena script. If only…
saw phenomena last night i had apparently already watched it 6 years ago and forgotten everything about itand because of how i automatically forget about shitty films i think i might've actually watched creepers
>>215943641I can only imagine how squeezing the film down would have rushed everything dreamy about it
>>215941665What is the OP movie about? Giants attack people? Or is that shot like a one time thing in a larger story?
>>215943664It's part of the Senritsu series. Found footage documentary j-horror stuff. Check out the first one on youtube and see if you like it.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWtN1vCiWO0&list=PLNyGnVVdvn5VxMB-R6jxNubOjDOcriip8
>>215941683The GOAT>>215941694The Ugly Stepsister
>>215943711Do the entries share continuity or can I jump around?
>>215941727>ElseAdding this one to my watchlist>>215941731I think this year has been great desu. Maybe no masterpieces but I've seen a ton of flicks I thought were solid. New Final Destination was good but honestly ranks low for me.
>>21594325715
I liked it. The hate is undeserved.
>>215942286He'll be back.
Anyone else collect horror merch and/or Halloween stuff? I'm getting into it. I'm gonna go to Spirit Christmas some time because they're selling some Christmas horror merch.
>>215943937Especially with the new one which is even more dumbed down. This at least makes the monster complex in seeking his revenge against victor and the world and also gives Frankenstein a reason to chase him down.
>>215941727just finished watching black phone 2. still meh, just like the original. it started off promising, and the soundtrack was decent. not enough violence, stakes weren't high enough. the girl is not a great actor, kind of one note.smile 2 is still the best of the year by a long way.
‘anning on the ‘or/>>215943257This is what I said to the propah authorities too.>>215941683Por moi the holy, unassailable great works are Tenebre, Opera, Crystal Plumage and Suspiria. Phenomena is carried by JCon’s cuteness, I didn’t really like Deep Red when first I saw it so I will need to see again, and Inferno bored me but I love the deep blueness of it in comparison to Suspiria’s redness.
>>215944820That film came out last year, dummy.
>>215944820Agreed. Black Phone 2 was weird. Like it was womanized. The sister replaced the brother, another case of a male protagonist being replaced by a woman. She drove the whole plot and did everything. Nobody died that wasn't already dead before the movie started. Bizarrely fetishized Mexicans and Mexican culture the whole movie.
Is it worth seeing Guillermo Del Toro’s Frankenstein at the theater or would I be as well off on my iPad?
>>215945683If you are bugged by obvious cgi extensions then maybe not. It was shot in scotland so there is some nice photography but i moreso remember the colour tinkering and scale problems. The movie is overwrought and visually excessive. It looks like Crimson Peak so if you like that you will like this. My major problem was the script which hampers itself by trying to make the monster too sympathetic and victor too maniacal.
>put tape in VCR>little girl crawls out of the screenOh no....
>>215946267Can I hang out with the little girl? Show her some cool movies & cartoons?
>>215946348Maybe after she has a bath. She's drenched and smells kinda funky.
>>215946267put her back in
Finally saw Wicker Man. Holy shit it's perfect. Might be my favorite ever.
>>215946527I'll take one VHS tape girl then. I can fix her and raise her right, or at least to be loyal and only kill others.
>>215946527Isn't she a theythem? Apparently that's part of the ring canon.
>>215941815Is this movie any good?
>>215942575The first and last 20 minutes of Inferno are some of Argento's best work, up there with Suspiria.
>>215943641Creepers is just the American cut of Phenomena
>>215945683It isn't worth watching at all imo, and I'm not fussy. Only reasons are if you're a Del Toro completist or like Mia Goth.
>>215946348Yes but she'll kill you after
>>215947745Disagree, I'll fix her with love and kindness.
No /hor/ on Saturday. Everyone has lives.
>tfw no goth gf
Watched the Ritual.It was ass
>>215948820I don't.
Everyone should give this keenoh a chance.
>>215947703no fucking shit
This was way better than Children of the Corn.
>>215943785don't jump around
>>215943937It has more bite than Del Toro's version. De Niro puts the right kind of spite in the character.
>>215947023The start and end of it is worth suffering through the middle. Suffering through the middle, in hindsight, may be the point of the film.Check it out.
how's 'Match' and 'Meat Kills'?
>>215949688What was the directorial purpose of this?
>>215949942gonna watch Meat Kills today and find out
>>215944768I find it very midwit to oxymoronically equate vindictive murderous revenge with "moral complexity". del Toro's creature has plenty of complexity in the anguish of his alienation, learning of his perverse creation, denial of a companion and animosity to Victor "the miracle is not that I should speak but that you would ever LISTEN"
>>215948957The 2017 one with the deer thing? Yeah I thought it was lame despite a good opening.
>>215950018to out people that were raped such as yourself.
>>215950063I disagree. Its very one sided in the monsters favour. Thats why the redemption at the end doesnt work. Victor doesnt have a moment of lairty, he just gives up and the monster has no crimes to make up for. He walks into the sunset at the end like a chick in a romantic comedy. Complexity is interplay between characters. Without the deaths of Victors loved ones at the monsters hands, he has no real reason to seek his destruction in the way he does. Depending on your interpretation, the monster is a part of himself he denies and tries to destroy. He has only himself to destroy in this version as the monster is basically a background character in his life.
To the anon in the last thread who answered my question about a movie (turned out to be Don't Look Up), thanks!
>>215950495like I said total midwit, you're so close but just foreclose any depth because you're fixated on shit like 'Victor you're the monster' >Without the deaths of Victors loved ones at the monsters hands, he has no real reason to seek his destruction in the way he does. Depending on your interpretation, the monster is a part of himself he denies and tries to destroy. He has only himself to destroy in this version as the monster is basically a background character in his life.like how can you say this and not recognize how the creature is an avatar for all of Victor's failures that he cannot accept due to his vainglorious narcissism and lack of his own mother's love as a child. The creature is his failure as a lover with how Elizabeth fawns over it instead of him, his professional failure as a scientist which doubles with his failure as a son to his father- being his son, it is everything he hates about himself but he refuses to accept it as his son until hearing the creature's personal account. In the reconciliation he finally does so and asks for forgiveness, the creature acquiesces in a moment of grace telling him 'perhaps now we can both be human', he has transcended his fallen state (Paradise Lost motif), found his humanity and will to live despite his tragic circumstances (Prometheus connection), the warm sun on his face delivering him unto salvation. It is complex and beautiful The creature for himself is not the pure of heart angel people want to reduce him too, he struggles with great anguish to understand his being, he indulges in rage murdering many even after being educated in right and wrong from the bible by the Elder and "self-defense" doesn't negate that on it's face let alone when he knows he's immortal which adds a unique wrinkle to this adaptation of his plight and fate.
>>215950495and Elizabeth and William both are killed yes? Whether by the creature indirectly or Victor's hand doesn't matter, they are one in the same as his creation and refusal to take responsibility and accounting of his mistakes. He must forgive the creature it's trespass for his failure to do so
>>215950495>Depending on your interpretation, the monster is a part of himself he denies and tries to destroy. He has only himself to destroy in this version as the monster is basically a background character in his life.baffling dissonance in your head canon
>>215950729yeah and there's another layer of complexity there with God and his son Christ/man with del Toro's own father and lapsed Catholicism
its just a movie nigga
>>215950729>failure as a lover with how Elizabeth fawns over it instead of himFor what reason should she fawn over the monster? Purity in death? Its fetishism. Toro has fetishized the monster at the expense of his creator. Victors failure is mute as the only reason he has to account for them is because he has been beaten down in pursuit. I see no internal struggle in this because the shadow of the monster should have been chasing him before he chase it. I understand the motifs and the religious iconography that Del Toro flirts with. The monster being 'christ' like and rescuing a man from a fallen state. I just dont think it works in this case. Victor has not been set free as he has not fully dealt with his fallen state. The third act is hampered by narrative changes which impact the relationship between the two parties. The monster takes full account of himself by the end of the book because he understands his endeavours have been in vain. This monster kills 2 dozen men and walks into the sunset a free man. Simply because Del Toro has a hard on for the outcast. Its shallow and does take the heights you imply.
>>215950770>He must forgive the creature it's trespass for his failure to do soWhere is the internal struggle and his memories plaguing him? Where is the realisation that should come before a sick man just gives up and gives into shadow?
Vampires are everywhere. Is there any decent /tv/ material to feature a succubus?
who the hell has been reporting all the slightly-nsfw webms? stop being a fag
I can't wait to watch Oz "God" Perkins's KEEPER, bros! I saw Tatiana recently in Ginger Snaps Deux, so I can't wait to see my Canuck wife again.
>>215950729I'm going to have to side more with the other anon just because I think Del Toro's version is too crude in some ways and too subtle in others.Victor is too much of an asshole on a brute personal level (shooting Elizabeth, just being a dick in general) overshadowing the larger questions of morality. I mean, the monster can regenerate flesh and seems immortal, that's a pandoras box Del Toro just throws in there but it gums up the works regarding man and death. It's perhaps the first film where Victor is morally correct to experiment, given the film pushes us to consider all those wounded soldiers on the battlefield.The creatures development is too jumpy. Elizabeth instantly falls for a ghastly corpse freak. He gains literacy and emotional depth instantly (in terms of scenes) by reading books. He acts like a doe eyed fawn to the farmers, then brutally slaughters one without any sign of processing what he's doing other than being a monster-man trope.I just didn't buy it, and more struggling as the other anon said is at least one way to inject more into the character.
I have no idea what people are calling this film "Meat Kills". First off that doesn't make sense. And the translation in the subtitles says "Meat Day" as well.
>>215950908>For what reason should she fawn over the monster? Purity in death?del Toro suffuses their relationship with erotic subtext but thematically it's very clear with the captured butterfly motif, her speech about choice as the seat of the soul and her essentially arranged marriage that she sees a kindred spirit in the creature - loving all God's creatures great and small (bugs). She gives not just love but recognition of his humanity and why she dies saying better to perish with your eyes gazing upon me reciprocating that recognition of her own captivity.agree to disagree on the rest, the creature recounts his tale forcing Victor to recognize and acknowledge him realizing the error of his ways. The softened heart being a condensed story beat doesn't make it less true. The creature also saves all the sailors freeing the boat but still has to endure the bittersweet tragedy of immortal alienation, yes it's a change from the book but it is fitting and moving
>>215951357The capture of the butterfly has always been a sign of the fatality of beauty and errant desire. I think it should have been a 3 part series to achieve a more satisfying story cap. It would have still had narrative problem but perhaps I would have forgiven them a little more. I dont mind different takes, i just dont think the whole movie comes together and the character storylines kind of fizzle rather than pop.
>>215951093>He acts like a doe eyed fawn to the farmers, then brutally slaughters one without any sign of processing what he's doing other than being a monster-man trope.well consider that he just dealt with the wolves who had previously acknowledged killing without hatred as is their nature but is now presented with humans killing out of fear and prejudice, a great injustice in his understanding that reflects Victor's disposition and so he indulges in rage and continues to do so until his own humanity is acknowledged by his creator is he able to find grace and forgiveness freeing him from hatred. I will concede with you and >>215951417 that while it certainly worked and was moving to me that there is a considerable number of people for who it did not and so it is fair to fault the film's execution. I'd agree the script could be improved or expanded for the story it wants to tell. I just disagree with a lot of mischaracterization and understandings floating around or lazy arbitrary critiques and it's not 1:1 with the book shit.
>>>/film/
Evening Fixbros
>>215951606Something I do agree on though is that I thought the ending hit it's stride and both the emotional and philosophical elements were threaded together well. Which is interesting because it was going off-script from the book. The magic of film is if you nail a films ending (which should be the thematic summary of the journey), it becomes a lot easier to absorb it and remember it fondly.
>>215951619I wonder if they let her smoke real weed on set.
>>215951606like I just vehemently reject that premeditated child murder is essential to the character and story or the extent of the novel's brilliance. It seems people really don't understand the critique being made of Victor or the anguish of the creature without it but I ask again how is it morally ambiguous or complex to pursue premeditated malicious revenge? It functions in arousing horror and as a representative manifestation of Victor's horrific action but the core of the creature's plight and pathos to me is still his alienation by perverse horrific birth and circumstance which this film still champions
Got time for one of these tonight what should I watch lads Frankenstein or Nosferatu?
>>215951619bug eyed freak
>>215951890both are gruelling 2+hour journeys, probably watch Frankenstein so you can argue about the zeitgeist now
>>215951890Nusferatu is garbage. Herzog version mogs.
How slow-paced is Black Phone?Thinking about watching it with my mom, but she has no patience for movies that take their time.
>>215951963It's only at the end it gets drawn out a little. Not a slow burn kind of thing.
>>215951988Based.
>>215951944>>215951922checked. Fuck neither of those even sound worth it. Anything else shorter that's fairly new worth a fuck?
>>215952105NTA but I'm rewatching Starry Eyes. Try that.
>>215952105other anon is right Starry Eyes is worth a watch if you haven't seen it. or When Evil Lurks.
Looking forward to the Swan Song tv series. Only worry is that its going to be too low budget to pull off the huge story unless they focus on the characters which hopefully they do. Mccammons other book was just adapted recently into that show Teacup but they changed everything about it.
Some enjoyable shit I watched recently...Bone Lake (2025)Yummy (2016)Preservation (2014)The Blackcoat's Daughter (2015)Rammbock (2010)
>>215952307Didn't know it was getting a tv series. I hope it's good, but I'm never really hopeful with these adaptations. Also Swansong is probably one of my favorite post-apocalyptic books. Only thing that pissed me off was the ring/crown thing not doing anything in the final battle idk. Mccammon made it seem like it was going to act like a suit of armor or something.>Mccammons other book was just adapted recently into that show Teacup but they changed everything about it.Didn't they also do that with Stinger lol.
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>>215952438>>215952307Ah I'm dumb that is the show based off Stinger nvm
>>215952188>>215952230thanks frens will do
I moved to a new apartment a week ago and I just realized if I angle my closet door just right, I can bounce the TV image from my bedroom off a bunch of mirrors all the way into my bathroom and can watch horror movies while on the throne
>>215952307What kind of asstarded naming choice was that? Was was wrong with Stinger?Also, why that and not They Thirst? Too big a budget for tv?
>>215952307Swan Song is also one of my favorites. Unfortunately I don't think they can do it right given budgetary and time constraints. I'd love to be proven wrong.>>215952470Report back
I unironically became the peach vodka motherfucker. Maybe I’ll continue watching The Mist later. I hate the ending but it’s the only thing I really remember from that movie Maybe I’ll just sleep a while
>>215953334Is that The Mist the film or the tv series?
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>>215950979A few females actually post here
>>215953421Hi! :)
>>215951944Both are trash female coded movies.
>>215953334The ending is so good tho
>>215953440Shut up foid
>>215953334Kek how shitfaced are you already?
>>215953547Please be nice :)
>>215953334Gross dude. Just drink whiskey.
>>215953441>>215953547Try getting some bitches then get back with us.
>>215953043Damn, now I want a pair of high budget Swan Song movies.
>>215953617Bitches get in the way of watching horror movies. I knew this because I've seen more horror movies than all of you and am still a touchless virgin.
>>215953421>>215953441>>215953547
I watched the new IT: Welcome to Derry show and I'm confused about the timeline cause it's in the 60s but the black kid from the movies is in it and the first one was set in the 80s.
>>215953628 I think it would be easier to adapt Swan Song than it is The Stand. The second half of the book is basically The Road with a horror twist. That hardcover edition is my holy grail btw. I own 4 paperback copies of the novel in fear of it going out of print again. Also would love a series adaption of Speaks the Nightbird but maybe its best left in my imagination
>>215941665this series any good?
>>215952990They turned it into a mystery box show like Lost. Fucked everything up including the title which means nothing (like the show). They Thirst was a disappointment to me; probably my least favourite Mccammon book ive read so far.
>>215953757It's kino yeah if you're into found footage. I'd start by watching Noroi and Occult and if you like that, it's like a ghost hunting documentary show with a similar feel.
>>215953641I… can't disagree with that.
>>215952307>>215952438>>215953043>>215953628>>215953701I'm happy people are talking about Swan Song. Current Year adaptations have turned me into a doomer though, I don't want it to be woke nonsense. The funny thing is they have a built-in excuse for casting her guardian to be a hulking black guy like they always do, but for fuck's sake Swan NEEDS to be a cute lovable innocent white girl that stays pure till the end and not some wisecracking mutt that hooks up with some other wisecracking mutt.
>>215953813I've seen both of those and liked em so I'll check it out
>>215953946>>215953813Don't forget his other FF movie "Never Send Me, Please".
>>215953617> Try getting some bitches Why do people say this? How unattractive or poor does someone have to be until saying as a insult makes sense? Its like saying “you live in mommies basement.” Like what, if you grew up well off you could never say that to someone cause mommies basement is a very nice place.
>>215953946they're all on youtube. I recommend checking out the first one and you'll know if the rest of em are worth it.
>>215953617>>215953617> Try getting some bitches then get back with usWhy do you imply they are unaffordable or something? You can buy an hour young hot and tight for like 200 bucks
>>215953043Will do. Probably tomorrow morning but I'll be back.
Bring Her Back was the best film of the year. But, the Oscar will go to One Battle After Another>Screenshot this, nigga
>>215954062>jeet pays for prostitutesPathetic. Go off topic post on r9k.
>>215952775I just use my iPad
>>215954103that film was awful. what a stupid title that gives away the entire premise, too.
>>215954103Reddit loves that movie
>>215954103Good thing I never plan on watching either of them.
>>215954122> pathetic. Go off topic post on r9k.When you got money, you see a dollar sign on every girl. Also, you either pay with $, or attention or emotions. Lol. You’re just low value so you dont see anything as a dollar sign. Once you past a certain point, that is how it is.
>>215952381>Bone LakeI started watching this and it's painfulI skipped like 30 minutes of it already because it's just two couples talking about bullshit
>>215951023I just left the theater and really liked it. /tv/ won't, they're gonna call it feminist. Normies won't, it's too artsy and vague but ultimately has a goofy premise. It's NOT Trauma Horror, though, if you can get past the vague style it's a pretty straightforward monster movie.
>>215951023>TatianaHoly shit I forgot she was in that as a little kid
>>215954103Nobody cares about the Oscars, especially now that you can't even get nominated without being diverse.
>>215954222So it is feminist. Got it.
>>215954148>niggaI said screenshot this>Byler is EndgameCope
>>215954217>hey... so why are you so against using sex toys?I'm out, deleted from the plex
>>215954222> I just left the theater and really liked it. You must have your masculinity in your crib when you were a baby too
>>215953351The 2007 film with Thomas Jane>>215953496Ahhh to each their own but it’s probably the most “anti-ending” I’ve ever seen in a movie. Maybe by the end of this rewatch I’ll feel differently since I was like 12 when I first saw this>>215953551Actually haven’t even had a sip yet but that’ll change soon
>>215954222>monster movieThanks for the spoiler you daft cunt, no such thing in the promo materials
>>215954313oh shit you survived the food stamps pause? How much weight did you lose
>>215954313The film is kino but I wished the CGI was better. You should be watching the black and white one, I hear the CGI works more.
>>215954280>Stop being fucking retardedIt's all a guessing game
>>215954394Fucking wish I had food stamps. I got like 20 bucks til next Thursday>>215954418I’ve never been watching a post 50s movie and thought to myself “this would be better in black and white” but I can at least imagine how it would indeed help with the CGI
>>215954458Shut up man. You spend like 500 a week on food.
Tonight, I will be watching Zombie.>>215954418The B&W version is superior. It hides some of the obvious CGI, plus it makes it feel more like an episode of the Twilight Zone.
>>215954458>he's not rice, pasta, and beans maxingDo you even poverty?
>>215954531Look at this snack shelf and tell me I’m not /pov/, did you ever see the types of spreads I would parade here in the golden days?Sealed copy of District 9 to keep it horror
>>215954486rewatching Zombi, I paid more attention at the slow parts and reassessed it as kino.
Watching a VHS rip of Street Trash and it's excellent.I've been wanting to check out the last drive in. What's folks favourite episode?
>>215954591My god, you're going to have to eat plain Ritz crackers soon. May as well start boiling your belt and eat that.
>>215954591*Pinhead voice* I remember…
>>215954283>>215954310Can't go five minutes without /tv/ proving me right about shit.
>>215954591Learn to poverty max like I said. You end up with extremely low cost per serving food. Throw in chicken or canned tuna if you need a protein.
>>215954647>the uber eats guy wondering where the fuck he is
>>215954596I love the soundtrack with it's hypnotic drumming and synths.
I'm considering cabin maxxing but I like being able to walk to the store
>>215954647Gods I was strong then>>215954675My version of poverty maxxxxing if I had to go down that route would be just ordering and freezing a bunch of #2 from this four horseman collage I did of Taco Bell’s best value eats
>>215946527I played through F.E.A.R again last October. That game still holds up and is still creepy as hell. Superb atmosphere and sound design.
>>215954723These days you don't need to even walk, you can buy an electric bike since those go up to 28MPH. Sadly, it'll probably get stolen as soon as you go into the store.
>>215954723after watching The Fog the other day, I want to live in a lighthouse.
>>215954373The guy is a wendigo.
>>215954693Lmao this hits hard if you've ever lived in the boondocks.
>>215954662So where do you keep your balls? In a box in the freezer? Cause clearly you don’t take them anywhere
>>215954805She cute.
>>215954778The California coast is so beautiful
>>215954805She was the only thing decent about the Fallout series
>>215954819>implying literally anything delivers out here Fuck whoever made this>>215954873 design decision btw
>>215954693kek
did anyone end up going to see the WNBA Predator?
>>215954759The soundtrack is also great and helps the game out tremendously. Also the beginning of extraction point was kino. Imagine being a civilian and seeing all these freaky soldiers just standing still everywhere on the street like puppets
Don't believe the hype, this was a very straight forward horror film. Lots of thrillery people elements to it, most of it stupid. Like Tubi slop with a higher budget.There was one pretty sick scene of violence which that was cool.
>>215954989No and that's why it's flopping.
>no subtitles for Homecam (2025)The wait continues
Give me some comfy /hor/ made in the last decade
>>215954313Still on this frame, but finally resuming kino
>>215955368Il check it out
>>215955532Talk to Me and Bring Her Back
>>215955636Saw both of these already...I probably saw everything already
>>215955636
>>215955532I dont know about the last decade but we need a comfy list. I would say the best comfy horror is Picnic at Hanging Rock. Phantasm is another.
>>215955532DeadstreamHaunt
>>215955368>slopyou lost me with your stupid slang. i won't trust whatever you said
>>215955899Cope. Slop is slop.
>>215955873Mmhmm, excellent taste anon, excellent.
>>215955917zoom zoom is mad
>>215955899I don't care. It's not good, so it has the same effect.If anything shouldn't you be watching it?
>>215951200Meat Kills is the English title in the marketing.>First off that doesn't make sense.It does, it's like "smoking kills" or "crack kills". I didn't get it at first either lol.
>>215956006MEAT DIES TONIGHT
>>215956042Meat (2018)Meat KillsMeat Ends
EVIL DIES TONITE
>>215955616it features a dei character (indian) but he plays the cuck character, understandably.
>>215956276Rent free
>>215956276Based. All Indians should run headfirst in front of a train.
Waiting for English subtitles
>>215946527>>215941665>>215943711Whats up with japanese and little girls and ghosts? Here in the West we deal with real shit like werewolves, vampires, alimony, etc.
>>215956720Making the ghost in The Ring a little girl was a change for the American remake. She's older in the Japanese movies.
>>215956778Wasn't she also a hermaphrodite?
>>215955532FrogmanKrampusBlood FestCobweb
>>215956842In the books and the original 1995 movie. The 1998 movie (which the American one is a remake of) also skips over the hermaphrodite stuff.
>>215956720Most of them came out around the same period and represented a huge surge in interest in Japanese horror. Makes economic sense to pump them out when you're the only place where japanese ghost girls exist.Although, Shutter is one of the best and that's a Thai film.
Modern European movies are so effeminate
>>215957069Cucked out too. Look at>Dracula>Nosferatu
>>215941694Primitive War
>>215957103Those are chick flicks, what did you expect?
>>215957069S tier: US filmsA tier: Asian filmsB tier: Euro filmsZ tier: Indian films (filming each other eating cow dung horror)
>>215956842Kind of strange she's not some kind of futanari art hero.I only see sexy versions of her crawling out of tvs.
>>215957277I watched the poop festival video and it was horrifying when at the very beginning one of the indians starts eating shit. The festival hadn't even started yet.
Finished Day of the Dead. Wasn't expecting a semi-sentient zombie shooting guns kek. Overall I'd rank the series Night>Dawn>Day but I liked all of them. The special effects/gore in Dawn and Day are surprisingly great.
>>215957318Pissjeet doxxed himself? No way!
>>215957318>The festival hadn't even started yet.kek
>>215957338I have the same gut response rating, but then some days I'd put any of them at the top.
>>215957277>>215957318>>215957376>>215957396Rent free
>>215953334as long as you don't do this everyday
Newly arrived to America and I went to American theatre to watch horror movies and many couples brought a black with them.
>>215954458you can buy bags of rice
>>215957512>>215957560You need serious help.
>>215957623i can see him trying to hump the shrink just because he has long hair
>>215957512>>215957560Your people eat poop
>>215957560In USA, that black buddy is called the bull
>>215941683kek fpbp
>>215957730You eat shit.
>>215957730>the bullLike the animal?
>>215941956>gladys holding assault rifle with a devoted boy behind herhow did they know?
>>215957772We don’t call them animals anymore.
>>215957842I do not understand?
>>215956006I'm assuming they intended it like "meat is murder".
>>215953772I've only read those two so far but I felt the same way about Stinger. The cover might've sold it a little different than I was expecting though. Also it's kind of The Hidden in reverse, which was a letdown for me All in all though I thought it would've worked well as a movie.
>>215957876Okay, it is like this. When my wife and I go watch movies, we bring her boyfriend who is called the bull.
Yeah the ending of The Mist is still a complete fucking downerGood movie still, but damn it’s almost comical
>>215958303was this the best photo they could come up with?
>>215958387I was shocked to see this guy was not a dwarf when he appeared on screen
>>215958387Beta provider
>>215958450You are 12 years old and Indian.
>>215958447kek
>>215958387Certified kinotype. Some just have it.I wonder who the next Lorre type actor will be from the younger generation.
>>215958303>toby jones gets killed>everything goes to shit turbo speed
>>215954989I just got back from the theater from seeing it. It is extremely a 'Disney approved' Predator movie. It feels like it isn't trying to be about a hunt, but about an adventure to find a MaGuffin or some just some object. A world that feels less lived in and more like it's plucked out of Half-Life: Alyx playthroughs trying to be a new setting for the franchise -- a franchise that very much doesn't want to be Predator. Quippy partners, a fucking Porg companion, play by numbers plotline. The only positives I had with it are that they kept Dek as the straight man for the comedy and the Weyland-Utani crossover was done in a way that doesn't make me groan or feel forced like most modern crossovers are. A very 5/10 movie. Didn't fucking help that some literal trenchcoat wearing fat guy and a ponytail having older fedora lord didn't have an indoor voice two rows behind me.
>>215958693Grim. You went to see it in theaters. Cucked move.
>>215958736silence, pissjeet
>>215958693Did you actually go to the theater for this?
>>215958693Good rundown. The trailer had that Disney capeshit look about the whole thing.Maybe M3GAN and this failing will teach them to keep the horror element.
>>215957791Cheeky.
>>215958693Expected. Thanks for taking one for the team lol. Did you at least have some nice snacks
>>215958693Movie was piss poor. I took my wife’s half black kids to it and they fell asleep.
>>215958736>>215958840Me and my dad go to the theater and I let him pick the movies because he likes the movies.>>215958848>>215958916You actually just put it in my head but it's like a shitty episode of The Mandolorian. You'd expect this kind of banter from the people getting hunted before they get serious and freaked out, but it's just constant.>Did you at least get some nice snacksThere is no greater snack than popcorn (except for peanut M&Ms but not tonight.)
For the love of god, PLEASE make the next edition 80s themed.
>pisscuck drank too much coffee
>>215959274You mean Stephen King semen.
>>215959274He isnt here
why sure, I'll bake
what’s wrong with Stephen King though
>>215959371he isnt black
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>>215959339it'd be less conspicuous to fire off a flare
