Kim's eggs editionPrevious: >>215938434
E pluribus anus
Yes I WOULD have sex with the Plurbs.I would request the hottest actresses and keep them for myself.Them having the memories of family members does not make them those family members; they don't have their personalities.
>>215943734wyd when you ask for the hottest actresses and zosia brings you preteens
>season 5 episode 7 of pluribussy>it's a Carol wants to go for a swim episode>pirate lady keeps insisting Carol to put sunscreen, also 2 more weeks till you join us>Carol tells her to fuck off and never mention Helen again>pirate lady literally fucks herself off>Carol is surprised hive will do anything for her for the umpteenth timeBravo Vince
>>215943753The hottest actresses in MY opinion, not theirs.
I don't think Carol is completely immune.How would she affect the hive if she was?I think she was infected like everyone else and is part of the hive too, but at the same time she's disconnected and keeps her free will.
>Paraguay guy shows up>turns Carol straight
>>215943780can she affect it when she is completely alone? so far the hive reactions are while they are in her presence.
zosia a cutecarol a shit
She massaged millions
>>215943734your family members would gain those memories of you having sex. I guess that isn't too bad if you are good at it
Do the plurbs fuck each other
>>215943604same anonI watched it the moment it was out, I know I'm going to again today and then sit in whenever my sister watches it
Call dibs on your plurb waifus.This is mine.
>>215943808That's what you don't ge: Your family is gone.Those people don't exist anymore. Only their bodies and memories do.
What do they eat if they 'can't kill', though? Plants are also alive. How fucked would they be if the virus mutates and infects cows, pigs, squirrels and fish? Is it a virus because in other planets their hosts died of starvation?It makes no sense.
>>215943825colin farrell as my husbando
>>215943812Sex is violence, so probably not.
Putting all the food in one place ISN'T efficient.Imagine if there was only one grocery store in your city.Everybody from the farthest places would have to drive to it. It's inefficient.It's why we have MANY grocery and convenience stores all over.
>>215943837Shhh, stop thinking.
>>215943862He's not thinking though he's completely retarded
When you think about it the hive would give you the perfect waifuYour perfect aestheticsYour perfect personalityYour perfect interestsYou'd basically have everything you wanted in one personOr even multiple
>>215943694I immediately dislike people who engage in in vitro. That's evil fucking shit.
I like many kinds of women plus cute traps, but polygamy doesn't sit well with me.I can't divide my love up between multiple people. It doesn't feel sincere.But with the hivemind... it IS sincere. It is the same person in multiple bodies.I dig it. I want to live in this world.
>>215943825No waifu for me. I would ask them to fly in the person I hate the most to do grocery runs for me while wearing a clown suit:Warwick Davis.
how do you deal with retards who say nothing happened in the episode?I can't believe how stupid people are. go watch your Marvel cancer
>>215943834memories is all we are
>>215943935Okay then, how did the plot move forward?
I don't know why, but the first thought I had was to ask plurbs to hate fuck Brie Larson. The thought gives me diamonds.
>>215943694Why are you watching this gay, feminist shit?
>>215943944>muh plot
>>215943808Your family would have already gained the memories of getting fucked by you from all your previous loversRight?
>>215943939They aren't.Personality is not memories.
>>215943935did we really needed a whole episode for carol to realize the hivemind would anything for her?it was already obvious in the previous one with the harem creep using air force 1
>>215943957So you're a retard, got it.Concession accepted, nothing happened in episode 3.
>>215943977>dude le ebil plurbs wasn't defeated and captain marvel didn't even get to asgard to ask thoooooooooooor for help for le final showdown
>>215943694I'm thinking there will be no flashback of military discovering the hivemind.I also predict the rest of the show will focus on Rheia falling in love with Pirate Lady until and coming in terms she is going to be assimilated
>>215943837In episode two they say they're vegetarians and never mention not killing plants.Just no intentionally killing animals and bugs.>>215943857People live in far away places for a varitety of reasons from wanting to be away from the big city to because it's inherited family property, but none of these apply to the gestalt consciousness.It has no reason to keep people living far away, and if anything would be building large commieblocks strategically placed in zones of distribution pathways.
>>215943944>>215943977Zosia got a concussion. That will FOR SURE come into play later, just wait and see.
Hive is symbolizes ChatGPT and/or similar AI's right? I mean there are many similarities between them. Especially how Carol and Hive interacts with each other. I didn't lurk much but never seen anyone mentions it. You have to be retarded to not to see the similarities thought.
>cold open>it's literally coldBravo...
>>215943999I don't want reintegrated Zosia I like innie Zosia
>>215943990>It has no reason to keep people living far awayLack of living space. There isn't enough accomodation.>would be building large commieblocks strategically placedWe're still far away from that, so it's way too early to centralize all the food.
>>215944004Fuck no, I wish people stopped repeating this retarded fucking take.
>>215944004Yeah Vince is a luddite that hates AI
>>215943694What BRAVO VINCE moment are they setting up with the timer? They show it every episode.
>>215943999The only way this could matter is if it separates her from the hive. (which is stupid, all you need to kill a virus is a bonk on the head?)Otherwise, she's replaceable. She's nothing but another hair on the hivemind's head.
>>215943694>Wouldn't you throw a life ring to a drowning person?Is that the best allegory entire humanity could come up with? The difference is that a drowning person typically asks for help and knows they need help. So, the allegory doesn't work.
>>215943857Its efficient in one case - if all people are in one place, ie working on something together
>>215944035It matters because Carol cares about Zosia. She's literally her self insert.
I wanna concuss pirate lady's ASS
>>215944004>this show was made by humans!dick suckers on this thread will deny it but is pretty obvious to anyone who used LLMs that the hivemind are a dig to AI
>>215944004Yes the series that was written decades ago is based on ChatGPT, Vince has future sight
>>215944061Imagine hating AI. Go live in a cave and die at 30 if you hate progress so much.
>>215944042Then imagine any other scenario, you retard.Do you have to be spoonfed?>when someone is passed out from smoke in a burning building, etc.
>>215944061Poetic then that he's ended up making it look like a utopia for the remaining humans
>>215944042>typically asks for helpI think typically they just ask>BLARGBLARGHAHFFAOH *swallows water*Instead
hours of uninterrupted tongue play inside pirate lady's butthole
>>215944013>Fuck no, I wish people stopped repeating this retarded fucking take.But it literally function as AI you fucking inbred. They just give them flesh.>>215944071>was written decades ago is based on ChatGPT, Vince has future sightIs this your first sci-fi? Or are 9?I don't know whether they will weight on AI aspects of things or not but right now, with its 3 episodes, plurbs are no different than ChatGPT and similar AIs.
I'd ask for 10 well endowed black men to fuck Trump in his ass
>>215943734i would too but i'd make it promise never to bring up the sex with any plurbo other than the one i had sex with
what's your job in the hive commune /tv/?
>>215943694Any webm requests?
>>215943761KinoSomething comfy about a silly drama with bossy tomboys doing mundane thingsKinda sick of big moments
>>215944138>Is this your first sci-fi? Or are 9?Are you retarded, illiterate, or both?Saying it was based on ChatGPT is saying it's based on a very specific thing, not the typical sci-fi future speculation.
Plurbs isn't all of humanity. It's a single entity with all of humanity's knowledge. Basically ChatGPT - a large language model that trains on an enormous bank of big data. Are you also surprised when ChatGPT gives you dumbass answers despite having so much knowledge? Just because you have all the knowledge, doesn't mean you're equipped to make the best possible decisions with it.
>>215944173Chief Impregantor
>>215943694
>>215943923SameOddly most girls that I fall for and fall for me have a very similar personality and look anyway so I totally get the allure of a hive unity gfKinda like a shape shifter
>>215944138>it literally function as AIIt would appear your knowledge of AI(LLMs) is very, very surface level, so figures you'd think that.
If Carol is going to reverse this, she should NOT do it until India is clean.
>>215944071World on a Wire was a 70's TV show that was about people living in a computer simulation
>>215943901Why
>>215943825When was she on screen ?
>>215944293She's on my screen right now.
>>215943837They cant kill sentient beings retard, plants aren't sentient
>>215943694>non white 3rd worlders are pretty content with alien virus turning humanity into hivemind>only healthy white person left is not okay with alien virus taking over humanity and wants to do something about ithow did they get away with portraying brownoids as perfect bugmen and only white person having some kind of personality?
>>215943857>Putting all the food in one place ISN'T efficient.It is efficient for the majority i.e the hive
>>215944314The hive isn't in one place, so it doesn't make sense to put the food in one place.
>>215944309because reddit thinks individualism bad right now or something
Would the plurbs maintain an egg storage facility though?
What's the endgame for the hive?They clean up the bodies, they clean up the environment, they manage the food, they turn the 13 into pod people... then what?
>>215944071Rewrites happen till post production
>>215944320All whitoids, regardless of political leanings, support individualism.
>>215944346build giant antennae to spread the virus further
>>215944346What's the endgame for humanity?
>>215944343given that they know carol's eggs in there. they will
>>215944319Consolidating everything in an area into one instead of having 20 different brand stores in close proximity would make sense. It doesn't mean LITERALLY one place like every plurb in the world is going to one giant food warehouse
>>215944346Make africa into an antennaBeam the formula to the next planetUhhhhhhI don't know what happens then
>>215944374Each person has their own goals.The plurb is one entity. It'll basically one person occupying an entire world alone.
>>215944374sex
>>215944375I really liked this film
>>215944319A centralized distribution system is more efficient when majority of the demand is predictable for the hive and they have full control on the logistics. Also they arent creating new goods for consumption, they are purely consuming what has already been made, so they don't need to frequently bring goods from the source and distribute it world wide from and to different locations
>>215944343I am sure they would, they could always create more worker bees based on their requirements. Even a 5 year old can become very productive when they have sufficient motor skills and already have the knowledge of an adult
are we team plurb/zozo or carol i can't tell
>>215944522I'm team "how about we move the plot forward?"
>>215944534>in a vince show
>>215944309Guy from Paraguay seems to hate it as much if not more than CarolThat it took longer for the hivemind to even realise he was immune must mean he's some paranoid prepper type too
>>215944534watch the rings of power, perfect show for you
got milk?
>>215944346if only carol asked them
>Why isn't anything happening
>>215944534>splosions?
>>215944550Breaking Bad and BCS constantly moved the plot forward
>>215944565>>215944581>plot is when bright colorsI think you're retarded.
>>215944589lmao
>nothingburger episode >Carol is more unlikeable than ever>whole concept now feels like a bad rick and morty skit thats overstayed its welcomewtf its already over?
>>215944614I thought the sode was kino
>>215944614>Vince did not write any episode after the first twoIt's over already.
you WILL watch Manousos silently walk around doing mysterious tasks set to a 60s inspired soundtrack next week
>>215944589lol
>>215944589>>215944614IQ73 detected
plotfags ruined television
>everyone theorising the hivemind are lying to carol>this episode shows they are incapable of lying and willing to do anything to make her happyThe average /tv/ poster is media illiterate
Worried about going into this and end up hating it like severance
>AAAAIIIIIEEEE WHY WOULD YOU WANT PLOT IN THE PLOT MEDIUM>>>/v/
>>215944735>this episode shows they are incapable of lying and willing to do anything to make her happyOr they're manipulative and just keep lying. You sound gullible
>>215944760>doesn't know about world-building
Go watch squid games every episode a PLOT happens
>>215944757At least Severance was consistent in the first season. Pluribus already feels like its starting to fall apart in the 3rd ep.
>>215944798NTA but the middle episodes in Severance not directed by Ben Stiller floundered a lot imo
Squid Games made me hornyPluribus makes me hornyBoth good shows
>>215944733oh yeah cause the characters are a real strong point. this show is doomed, none of the available paths are interesting at all. There are a lot of ways to go with this concept but so far it's too safe and quirk chungus >>215944798true
>>215944798Severance season 1 was really slow weekly, slower than 2. Most people binged it because it was unknown while releasing
>>215944838Carol and pirate lady are good characters with great dynamic
>>215944798>>215944827>>215944838Severance was shit and only got good in episode 7.Before that is was just>ooh aah company does shady things but what don't even know what they areWho fucking cares? Real life companies do shady shit all the time.
lets be honest,theres no much to talk about this week because this episode pretty confirmed things we already knew
>>215944866>Who fucking cares? Real life companies do shady shit all the time.It was relatable to wagecucks like me
>blind praise>despite nothing happening in the episodeThe Redditors ITT should leave.
>>215944735It was meant to be a surprise in the episode/something we learn about the plurb. That's not media illiteracy, that's just knowing only what the show wants you to know.
>>215944874It only spoonfed the conceptto the audience that the free folk can destroy the world if they choose to an the hive would oblige them in that despite their reservations
>>215944900Episode 1 showed you it's honest.Get off your fucking phone when watching, you retard.
>>215944892Which posts are blindly praising this?
WHEN DOES BETSY SHOW UP
>>215944866no severance was good and is acclaimed because the premise is so fucking good it just sells the show and you can spend episodes doing boring shit solely riding it and vibes. pluribus does not have that identity at all, at least yet. sorry but the severance procedure is a way way cooler and more dynamic idea than the virus
hearing Plurbs talk feels like talking to chatgpt. Is the show arguing for or against them? they made the MC such a cunt that even her criticisms seem invalid.I honestly don't know where this is going.
>>215943734>>215943825>>215943886Reminder that any waifu you claim has a 1 in 8 chance of being dead
Episode 3, the nothing happens episode:>Carol froze eggs>Carol enjoyed ice hotel despite trying not too>Carol realizes she can order atom bomb from Plurb>Carol makes first contact with angry third worlder>Carol loves the Golden Girls>Carol insists she's independent despite needing the plurbs for literally anything>Carol tries to return to normalcy and realizes she can't>Carol almost kills pirate lady and shows she cares about her
Gilligan explicitly saying he wanted to make a show for Rhea Seehorn is, damning. That’s not vision for a world, that’s personal career curating.When the premise you hijack for that purpose is a hive-mind psychological sci-fi juggernaut, and the result is "awkward encounters in a living room," the mismatch is grotesque.Fuck these hacks.
>>215944953>8 billion worldwide>880 million dead>"1 in 8"Dumb niggertard
>>215944953Good thing I have hundres of waifus
>>215943694Zosia changing her fancy outfits in every scene is so annoying, it's just blatant product placement.Plurbs would just change their underwear for hygiene and put on whatever is handy until it becomes unhealthy without worrying about fashion.
>"acclaimed writer">can't articulate her arguments against the virus
>>215944969>>Carol froze eggsWait, when did this happen?
>>215945009cold open
>>215945005>Plurbs would just change their underwear for hygiene and put on whatever is handy until it becomes unhealthy without worrying about fashion.They are also trying to please the free folk around them and indulge in pre takeover activities for them
>>215944986>what is rounding up
>>215944986it's rounding up to simplify you aspie
>>215944928It never did anything so blindly obedient for Carol to show that it would do anything. In fact it did lots of shit that made it seem like it could be dishonest.If you thought it was 100 percent honest before this episode you basically guessed right and ignored a bunch of shit. It has nothing to do with media literacy. In fact, you should still have reservations, its way of thinking is alien and there's still a lot to understand.>Get off your fucking phoneNo you.
>>215945031Was there some dialogue mentioning this in the ice hotel? I can't seem to recollect anything else other than her bitching about teh ice hotel
>>215944973Hell yeah brother, stick it in me
>>215945005>it's just blatant product placementShe thought this Theragun™ would help you relax, buying it online was her last meaningful act of love.
>>215945054ITS THE OP IMAGE
>>215945054look at OP image
>>215944969>>Carol froze eggsIrrelevant.>>Carol enjoyed ice hotel despite trying not tooCould've been literally any other happy memory, so irrelevant.>>Carol realizes she can order atom bomb from PlurbShown in episode 2.>>Carol makes first contact with angry third worlderNothing came out of it.>>Carol loves the Golden GirlsIrrelevant.>>Carol insists she's independent despite needing the plurbs for literally anythingShown in episode 2.>>Carol tries to return to normalcy and realizes she can'tShown in episode 1.>>Carol almost kills pirate lady and shows she cares about herShown in episode 2.You're a retard who pays zero attention.
>>215945065>>215945069T-t-thanks
>>215945073Holy fuck you're retarded
>>215945054she mentioned she could have saved money by just freezing her eggs there.idk why they thought it was necessary to add that in honestly.will it be relevant later?
I THOUGHT YOU FAGGOTS SAID SHE WAS GOING TO VEGASWHAT A BORING EPISODE
>>215945089>gets assblasted>"n-no y-you..."
The Paraguayan will save humanity.
>>215945099>idk why they thought it was necessary to add that in honestly.>will it be relevant later?Obviously they are setting up for a potential plot point in the future.Maybe the hive just starts repopulating using frozen egg an sperm and use Carol's as well
>>215945114You said nothing in your post that wasn't brain dead. Why waste energy on retards
>>215945043>"yes we will do [thing you don't want], and we're telling you even though we could've lied"Get off your fucking phone, retard.
The idea that they’re “saving it all” for a later mindfuck is the last refuge of people trying to give the show dignity it hasn’t yet earned.If they had anything close to a big reveal, they would be paving the runway already.The absence of that groundwork is basically a confession.
>>215945111What ended up happening made a lot more sense. Carol doesn't want to go to Vegas, she wants Zosia.
>>215945111What would even be the point of going to Vegas, money doesn't even mean anything in this new world
would the Plurbs try to stop or harm me if I kept insulting them and widdle down their numbers?
>>215945140So you're admitting you're a retard, we're in agreement.
>>215943694>They made Kimmy into a dykeI will not watch your slop
>>215945154>widdlewhittle*
$15m an episode is not "hang out in Carol’s house set again and do recurring awkward-sketch" money. It’s the kind of budget where, if the creators had any appetite for conceptual depth, you’d feel it leaking through the cracks even if they were deliberately pacing themselves.
>>215944558he seems like he just lives far away from civilisation he might not like any contact with humans hive or not
>>215945147tell me you didn't read the press releases and early reviewspeople who have seen the full season all but say there are massive twists
>>215944735so basically if they pretty much will do all her requests, she should just try to make them do the cure, of course not tell them that literally, but put it other words
>>215945143It's all just words, you believe everything people tell you? Actions matter much more. When a manipulative person tells you they're going to do/did something you don't want, they're often hiding something much worse, or they're just telling you to convince you they're honest because they know they can't hide it. Carol can't know, and we can't know, just how earnest they are. That's the whole point.>I instantly blindly trusted an alien entity because they didn't lie one time, making me media literate
>>215943694Who actually watches this shit?
>>215943837They abandoned all the pets, and emptied the zoos. All those animals will die
I think the Davis Taffler scene would have been more impactful if the president was talking to herYeah I know it was filmed before the election and any depiction would have aged poorly and dated the show but still
Only Paraguy can save this show. He's part of the main cast and in all the remaining episodes according to IMDB. He sounds like a schizo, could be entertaining.Hopefully we get split story lines like Gus/Saul in BCS that converge eventually.
Is being vegetarian due to some inherent altruistic trait of the virus, or the result of the amalgamation of all humans.Because I think most humans in the world just eat anything, no? China alone probably eat some weird live shit.
>>215945224Its not that deep broYou are unironically lack basic media literacy
>>215945203The fuck they do:"unsteady thanks to the general shapelessness of our protagonist's overall journey"There's zero full season review coverage.
>>215945224It's the biggest thing there is to lie about, and they didn't.Yes, you're illiterate and on your phone.
>>215943694I haven't seen the 'swallow a handful of pills' trope in a while (she does this on the plane). No one actually does that. At least she didn't chew them without water. That's worse. But I absolutely love the show. Best show in a while. Vince never disappoints. That dude from the phone is for sure going to be calling her back. The Pluribus doesn't make such exciting phone calls and he's gonna get bored. Her knowing some Spanish is pretty awesome.
>>215945257>and they didn'tAnd you know that because...? For all we know, they already know how to convert Carol, it's just a psychological block and she just needs to accept it, and that's why they're trying to make her happy.
>>215945257I hope you never have to interact with a narcissist, they will treat you like putty in their hands.
>>215945224There's the reality of the show, and in that reality we go by the rules they've laid out. We have no reason to believe they're just pretending to be super open and honest. They're honest to a fault. Carol will use that to exploit them. You're not paying enough attention or you're too jaded and stupid to trust the logic the show has built, which means you're watching TV wrong.
we don't fucking no anything stop being so confident in your assertions of the rules of this show faggots, it's episode 3 they can pull us under the rug or poke holes in the already established guardrails because we know nothingggg yet. IT'S A TV SHOW!! they can switch it up whenever they feel like it
she makes this face too often
>>215945240Most fictional shows use a fictional president. Hardly any shows or movies tried to get away with pretending the current sitting president is actually the president. Contact, The Jerky Boys.... Forrest Gump doesn't really count. I can just think of those 90s movies that did that. Usually it's some generic president; at least in like 99% of movies I've seen.
>>215945376>"pull us under the rug"You're a retard, and I don't take the word of a retard.
Getting pulled by Kim under a rug of furs
>>215945378When else did she make it? That face sucks. I even KNEW when watching the show that someone would start posting it here. They already post a little boy and teen girls and just anyone making that stupid, mouthwash swishing face. Of course someone would grab that one. What's wrong with you people?
>>215945414im tired i also said no instead of know thanks buddy
>>215945244I think they have a directive to not directly kill any sentient life, this might make sense from an alien design perspective
>>215945376Low IQ anon
Now i understand why they made the MC a white woman, its the only way to plausibly justify the MC not asking any fucking questions or acting logically in this situation.She could be asking the hive mind to stop all research on how to make her join, or even to start research on how to free other people. Yet all she does is get drunk, bitch, and watch TV.Im going to give this show one more episode and if this is all it keeps happening then im done
meanwhile harem guy is getting his dick sucked by hivemind models while betting on las vegas,this show focuses on the wrong person tbhfam
It's true you shouldn't ground your expectations of how the plot will unfold in a mystery box (yes it is a mystery box cope) in the first couple of episodes, allow yourself to be divorced from your theories or concept of how the world operates
>>215945467>Im going to give this show one more episode and if this is all it keeps happening then im doneIts going to be like this every ep.>Carol demands something from the hivemind>Hivemind gives it to her in an elaborate way in a 10 minute scene thats supposed to be funny>Carol becomes snarky and says fuck alotBravo Vince
>>215945406>Most fictional shows use a fictional president.Yes that's my pointIt's odd they didn't just make the Taffler guy president unless they were concerned about it not aligning with the real world (if Kamala won, having a guy as the fictional president with the initials DT would be mildly awkward)
>>215945378>>215945429
after skimming that twitter thread and seeing how many people defend this scene as not awful I think I will save myself the mental damage I will suffer from seeing what they are saying about the show on reddit
Maybe there's a reason for it but it's also funny and that's good enough
Pluribussy
>>215945529If youre going to believe the hivemind is lying to her then you might as well believe theres no hivemind at all and Carol is in a Truman Show setup and everyones just actors
euro hours suck dude
If Carol doesn't turn to the camera and tell me whether this show is woke or not I quit
I could totally have forgiven the supermarket scene if carol wanted to larp as a looter getting the remnants of what is left at the supermarket that she assumed was abandoned in a working stateand when she she sees it is empty she should figure out that>oh fuck rightin fact it would be been a pretty decent scene that waybut vince just fucks it up by trying to hamfist it further and ruins the entire sceneactually vince let somebody else direct/write this episode did he not
is the whole human unity point valid if every experience/personality is just overridden by the desire to spread the virus?Like we see in the intro, the amalgamation of two people just instantly act like husk zombies. You'd think they'd act more human/more confused if it was just two minds melded together.
>>215945559inst the point of this scene to prove carol is one useless bitch cunt?
individual liberty > collective mindless socialismseems pretty based to me
>>215945659if it was it failed dramatically and instead just broke immersion as rhea being told she is not allowed to actually damage the props/door
>>215945685autism focusing this hard on it
>>215945659>>215945712>useless bitch cunt?she literally made a makeshift stretcher to transport helen to the hospitalif the goal was to make her useless it failed even at that
Has it been pointed out yet what Carol's name spelled backwards is?
has the queen bee theory been said yet on /tv/?(probably but i ain't reading back)the immune are actually the leaders.harem guy is the closest to realizing it.
>>215945824They aren't bees. They are lions. Remember the zoo story and the lions attacking? Immune are lions.
>>215945459At this point I'm confused about it either being a genuine meld between all humans or just something that just steals everybody's experience to further its own reproductive needs.
>>215944286Freezing embryos and keeping them until you feel like using them? Treating human beings like products That's so fucking evil. It's absolutely baffling me that it's not forbidden by law.
>>215945824>the same plot if happening on other planets>at some point it will be a war between hives lead by the queen bees (lions)BRAVO VINCE
>>215944028a flash forward thousand years into the future, this is where the real plot starts and everything with Carol was just an extended prelude, holy fucking BRAVO Vince
>>215945859It seems like an aesthetic problem for you
>>215945867>begun the lion bee wars has
>>215945900holy shit is this real
>>215943857>each person obtaining their own foodunlikely. they've got people making big communal meals and delivering them to jobsites.lots of people watching this that cannot understand just how much change is being indicated by plurb behaviour, and keep asking "how will the hive do things like we always have?"
Actually now that I think about it, it makes no damn sense.The Plurbs with give this nigga a live grenade that can potentially kill her, even up to an actual nuclear bomb - but when it comes to joining the hive, they're all like "oh noooo, you're drowning. You just don't know it yet!"It's not even like a self-preservation/reproduction thing, because they're willing to give her a nuclear bomb, that can potentially harm them.
>>215945913No, Pluribus isn't real
is kim wexler real?
>>215945921I am sure we have laws or morals right now that most people dont even think twice about but that are logically inconsistent and at odds with reality
I am going to go look at Brooke Shields nudes
Why is this dyke show being shilled so much?
So what's this show supposed to be? I don't find it to be anything special like it's been lauded
It's a lesbian world we're just penising around in it
>>215943944>paraguy revealed to be completely uncooperative (*)>hive told not to use helen's info but carol learns quickly how she's affected all manner of random employee in her travels, and their memories are easily accessed for anything they could use helen for>"what do plurbs do when drunk" asked but not answered (zosia barely sips)>zosia injured>carol humiliation ritual to show her that "don't serve me" is basically an impossibility>reveal that any of the non plurbs could be stockpiling nuclear weapons right now (*paraguy extra suspicious now)
>>215945934>>215945959>>215945969>>215945970>>215945982jesus guys, these posts look like what you'd see on a fake 4chan on CSI or Criminal Minds or whatever
>>215946009Did they ban you from reddit and you had to come here?
the sex pest had the nuclear briefcasehe said it doesn't workbut what if it does, and he just doesn't know it?
Why is the show ignoring the elephant in the room that Asians are already a hivemind?
>>215946026>whoopsComedy gold
>>215945938idk, the Plurb acts in a completely counterproductive way that makes it more retarded than threatening.If there was like maybe a quarter of the population that was immune, it would have been over for them.
>>215946045he must've already tested it and when it went off the plurbs just told him it didn't work instead of telling him he just incinerated millions
plurb named finger
>>215946074That was the actual 800 million deaths cause
do you think they have fuggin factories to make new humans for efficiency? they could probably do eugenics too..
>>215946021sure yes my ability to notice a bizarre string of 5 isolated imageless posts comes from me not being from here. makes perfect sense.
>>215944522>"I need the hivemind to tell me what to think."Well we all know what team YOU picked.
>>215943825dear christ in heaven is that post boggening giulia?
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>>215946158YeahHer tits look nice when covered (not so much when naked)
>>215945921How many people could an a bomb take out, couldn't even be 1% of the plurbs whole, Carol having a tantrum is more dangerous to them. And I presume they just didn't think they thought she would willingly put herself in harms way. I think the correct solution to the situation is use them to have the time of your life, convince them to tell you before they convert you so you can "enjoy one more night", then off yourself.
Carol's just a run-of-the-mill miserable lesbian who thinks her pain is unique. Her attitude might piss me off less when they start showing uninfected individuals who share her sentiment. Say what you will about individuality, but humanity becoming a hivemind that practically achieves the end goal of singularity only makes sense. In that fantastical scenario I would say yes, fuck this gay earth and the way humans currently operate, I wanna join the hivemind after making the world my oyster for (((2 more weeks)))
>subtitles say 'toot sweet' instead of 'tout suite'
>>215946202AMERICAFUCK YEAH
>>215946179>2.5 seasons for something to happen in BCSYou're not "le ebin big brained connoisseur" for pretending there's something where there isn't.
>>215946202bone apple tea
>>215946202>>215946212tout de suite*
>all of humanity now sharing a brain and hardcoded to work togetherIf the show doesn't have the hivemind radically transform the earth into a utopia and then cede power back to individuals once its work is done (Carol seething all the while), I'm going to be massively disappointed. The assembly line in the first episode with jannies, guards, and the two scientists methodically swabbing petri dishes was pure kino. I want more depictuona of the hivemind doing shit at max efficiency with looney smiles
>>215946231>what i expected/wanted didn't happen, so nothing happened
>>215946292>depictuona*depictions
>>215945921>because they're willing to give her a nuclear bomb, that can potentially harm them.While showing some heavy disagreement about it at least.Up until a tank it said yes without thinking twice but once the nuke came up it tried to deflect after thinking a bitSeems the gestalt consciousness starts giving a shit when a sizable number of its nodes are in danger at least
>>215946181Probably what I would have done.They don't seem to do anything about Carol's genocide tantrums, and are just willing to hand out dangerous things.They just don't seem to have any self preservation in general.So I think it's kinda weird that they draw the line on "not joining the hive."Also, I don't think they are able to "presume" anything considering they can't even tell whether she is being sarcastic or not, which is pretty damning of their social capabilities.
carol and helen hot sweaty lesbian scissoring
>>215946299>resorts to strawmenI accept your concession.
>>215946292it's everywhere dude>seamlessy switching who's doing what job>everything put into the recycling and not the garbage>consolidating resources and limiting power usei anticipate a lot of carol focus only for the s1 finale to reveal that earth is completely different outside her sphere of influence
>>215946340hyperbolic reductionist faggots get fallacies in response. reap what you sow, fag-kun
>>215946201>Say what you will about individuality, but humanity becoming a hivemind that practically achieves the end goal of singularity only makes sense.I don't think it works like that. I have doubts that it's a teue human singularity at all because they show none of the signs of the humans they meld other than pure memory.>>215945655
>>215946340>NOOOOO you have to respond to my whiny dismissal with a bunch of plotlines and events that i'll say "those don't count" to, for one reason or anotherthis isn't my first rodeo
>>215943971thats not what happened, it was Carol realizing that she needs the hivemind to survive and starts opening up to them/it/whatever
saul+bb has nothing on mr robot
>>215946379I get where you're coming from but I don't think they don't have to act totally human because the hivemind practically reshaped the human condition itself overnight. Zosia said a few times that they have a "biological imperative". Although I am curious as to how they go about tending to their physiological needs or if they even give enough of a shit to do so beyond pure survival instinct
>>215946292>create an utopia then hand it over to people who cannot maintain an utopia
>>215946464*I don't think they have to act totally human
>>215945203>the people in charge of marketing the series are telling me it gets good at the end
>>215944311>does everyone get drunk when you drink>no is not like datThey're just making shit up as they go along
>>215946464Nah I think at least two humans melded together should have acted a bit different than a mindless bot.Like if you and me mind melded right now, could you say it's a true amalgamation of who we are if we just go "MUST SPREAD VIRUS" to the first human being we see?
>>215945467>start research on how to free other peopletheres no way its that easy, they will pull something like ''actually we can let them out of the hivemind at anytime, but if we do they will instantly die because they forgot how to use their brains''
>>215946529Amd would the combination of our minds be utterly incapable of making decisions for ourselves? No opinions, no nothing?The plrubs are definitely not a true gestaly human meld.
>>215946529humams love to push stuff they like on others, if mindmerging is even remotely pleasurable like they imply, and being merged gives you the knowledge that you can wordlessly share that pleasure...i think it's realistic
>>215946329>carol and helen>hot sweaty lesbian scissoringpick one
>>215945009How was she gonna have kids as a lesbian though?
>>215946529I normally don't post in this shithole, but have you ever considered that actually we are already a "hive mind" in the sense that just like trees we have roots that somehow touch each other, humanity as such is far more productive than it is if it would be a hivemind, because mutations are what caused humanity to even "advance" technologically.Pythagoras was a complete weirdo, if he were "connected" to a hivemind, the whole Hivemind would suddenly turn shizo and incapable of even going forward.Humanity 1 Hivemind 0
>>215946567True. But I think most humans would have approached it a bit differently. Probably tried to socialize first or at least talk. Without wired into millions of people at once, a meld of two people I think would have acted a lot more human - complete with anxieties and hesitations two individuals would have.
>>215946627>in the sense that just like trees we have roots that somehow touch each otherTo go on a tangent plant to plant communication actually goes pretty deep in some cases can be compared to the internet>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mycorrhizal_network
>>215946613donor sperm you dummy
>>215946586kek Helen has a bigger man jaw than I do
>>215943753I for one would thank zosia, and invite her to join in since she is clearly a woman of taste.
>>215945559Anyone have a webm of Carol walking away from the table theatrically? The scene where she curses out the other immunes (which falls totally flat btw)That shit was retarded too
>>215946179Nice
>>215946179It's not boring, the cast is just very meh
>>215946347>i anticipate a lot of carol focus only for the s1 finale to reveal that earth is completely different outside her sphere of influenceYeah that's what I'm hoping for >>215946475also hoping for this. Carol would be witness to a near spontaneous creation of utopia and then immediately watch it crumble when the hivemind fucks off to the next planet That OR everyone retains the memory and perspective of hivemind life and emerges enlightened, but as individuals who now make the conscious decision to work together and shit and completely mog carol in their ethics and worldview Either way Carol realizes her sacred individualism lacks value without the desire and capacity to uplift others and consequently her own experience is shallow and miserable
How will the plurbs handle procreation? Will they practice eugenics?
>>215947008> Either way Carol realizes her sacred individualism lacks value without the desire and capacity to uplift others and consequently her own experience is shallow and miserableI've been waiting for someone to say something along the lines of this. Carol cares so much about her individuality yet is so dead set on being miserable. What's the fucking point if you're not gonna enjoy your life? If the book store scene in episode 1 wasn't a testament to her already existing misery, the ice hotel in episode 3 most definitely was
>>215947089Exactly. The premise of the show has so much potential for commentary on greed, vanity, self-absorption, and other objectively shit aspects of humanity
I would love life so much as non plurb in the plurbiverse. I'd ask them to focus all their attention on anti aging science and cancer prevention. Then live life like Koumba. It's like my personal army. I would be a god.
>>215943694I hate the way Carol speaks. Holy shit women mc suck ass bro
>>215947008Fuck off collectivist, individualism is the winning philosophy now and forever.
>>215943857>>215944048>>215944314>>215944379>>215944421a lot of anons missing the point.unless they managed to clear some massive warehouse somewhere with industrial refrigerators, it would still be best to just leave everything in the grocery stores refrigerators to keep it from spoiling.meat is the most energy and protein dense food. the hivemind won't kill animals, but they never said they wouldn't eat it. At this point, meat is an extremely valuable finite resource that is quickly dwindling. there's a large incentive to preserve and ration it out equally to workers.
>>215947217Nobody was ever greedy in a communist country right?
>>215946627>The Hive Mind just screams about how beans have souls for days on end.
the anon who described the supermarket scene as insisting upon itself yeah I have started to really like that description
>>215946627Capitalism and the Invisible Hand are already the most efficient possible system. Centralized planning never works. That's why the body is also a kind of hivemind between all the specialized cells. It makes no sense for all cells to be equally intelligent.
>>215946627this is actually a really interesting point.pretty much ALL, if not MOST of the famous inventors and scientists and revolutionaries in history were pariahs and were only post-humorously recognized for their advancements. Many were mentally disturbed or autistic.
make a new thread weirdos
>>215945062isn't it fairly well known that women use those "personal massagers" as sex toys?
>>215947736Carol thinks she's Hunter S. Thompson and Hemingway and she's not
>>215945467unironically I wish there were more strong female characters that weren't just written as men with tits. Strong feminine vibes without hitting all of the negative stereotypes.there's a solid chance that this will end up like Orange Is the New Black where the cunt main character is actually a vehicle into the rest of the plot and will eventually step aside and become more background noise.
>>215945982>gorilla daddy dick I make dyke pussy wet
I wish this whole pluribus shit happened to me I'd behave similarly to that jeet guy but much worseI'd fuck EVERY female I KNEW in life. And if they're ugly, I'd make them drink my pee and clean my asshole clean after taking a dump. >Hey Mrs Johnson from my third grade, spread your buttcheeks for me you bitch>Hey Claire, suck my dick infront of your "husband">Hey Susanne, I'm done shitting clean it out >Hey my ex's mother, go run 2 miles and come back to have sweaty sex
>>215947537Are ya winning son?>>215947554Quite the leap you made there buddy. Tell me more how greed and vanity, 2 of the 7 deadly sins BTW, are actually virtues
>>215947883Who cares about Carol, this isn't about CarolAnyway, the "hive mind", if Vince is a good writer, will soon turn the planet into a stagnant shithole where things don't work anymore, like Rhodesia after evil white man left.
>>215947995>people like this live around us and you probably interact with them every day
>>215947736Imagine your whole life is a schizo-autistic nightmare and out of all of that mental hellscape chaos you manage to invent a thing that just improves normies lives and they hate you the entire time you're alive
>>215947809Those things are some rather rough and violent sex toys.I don't mean "Haha, it's fun!" I mean it's bruising and possibly hospital.They can break bones or cause internal bleeding if misused.Make jokes about jackhammers. Those fucking things are rechargeable jackhammers.If you are using them to masturbate, you are a brave individual. It would be akin to sticking your dick in a pressure washer.
>>215948194Life is sufferings Anon, it is sufferings.Follow Dr Stephen Hoeller for more information
>>215948230>Dr Stephen Hoeller>gnosticno thanks yakub
>>215948222>It would be akin to sticking your dick in a pressure washer.mayhaps
>>215947995including your daughters, sisters, cousins, and mom? based and incestpilledone guy I went to high school with used to fuck his twin sister most nights after their parents went to sleep. they lived together in college and I truly believe they were in love and would have got married if they could have. she would give him blowjobs and handjobs since they were 12, and full on fucking since 13 or 14. their parents still have no idea, lmao.
>>215948194the inescapable primal human need to be accepted by the same society that rejects you because they are retardedand society wonders why the same men and high IQ individuals are committing suicide at staggering rates
>>215948301based. sad that this evil world wants to punish them for their love
>we would move heaven and earth for you to be happyBut they're firstly assuming that her happiness is something that's possible to achieve, and secondly assuming that she's acting towards her own interests.Seeing as the state of the world makes her unhappy, already there they've broken their own guidelines, and secondly, if they're breaking their own guidelines, to keep the world as they want it, at the cost of her happiness, that must mean that they believe she would be happier in their system, which would mean her current happiness is irrelevant, as her assimilation would be all they need to aim for.So they would need to differentiate between current happiness to allow for the pursuit of it down the road.So if Carol wants a nuclear bomb now, that would put her future happiness at risk, they should decline.If they don't decline, then the aliens are effectively saying that they don't care about her future happiness and/or that their system wouldn't be the ultimate aim to make her happy.The show is illogical.
>>215948349the hivemind is illogical yes, will make for interesting story beats
I wish women were real
>>215948484apparently they are included in Outside(TM) life DLC
>>215944798No it does not you projectioner faggot
what does "Pluribus" mean?
