>Hey hivemind, can you combine the ideas of all the greatest directors, actors, writers, composers, photographers and create like 100 different movies about specific subjects I'm interested in? Also do the same with video games and music and whatever. And while i wait, reveal all juicy state secrets and conspiracies pleasebut instead she just bitches and whines as if she's still able to be on her period.
Look how they massacred my Kim
>>215966656>but instead she just bitches and whinesshe's going to literally die in a few weeks/months once she gets brainwashed
They absolutely nailed what a miserable 50 year old childless woman would be like to be fair
>>215966695>>(((they)))Always knew that old age was a kike conspiracy.
Why doesn't she just act like I would
>>215966656Ask the hivemind to formulate an antidote and give Carol the means to distribute it globally.Carol can herself pull the trigger. Just like she could with a nuclear bomb.
>>215966704if it's gonna happen anyway why not have fun in the meantime?
why isnt she charming and fun to watch?
>>215966706her pseudo-wife just diedall her friends and family are effectively deadaliens have taken over Earth and will soon finish taking over the last remaining dozen humansyeah she's probably a little cranky
>>215966714I tALKed to Barzini
>>215966767the other immunees got over it why can't she?
>>215966778i could hear that in my head
>>215966765yeah I'm sure you'd be carefree and in the moment if someone told you they'll shoot you dead tomorrow but will be happy to get you a few movies in the meantime
>>215966767>her pseudo-wife just diedits been 4 days and she has already fallen in love with the alien pirate woman.
>>215966782considering there's nothing i can actually do about it, yea i'd probably be like this guy.
>>215966779The other imunees are deluded, short-sighted, or have lost all hopeThe Indian woman thinks her son is as he was
>>215966779They're not white so they don't have individual personalities.
>>215966767did you miss the flashback to where she was a completely miserable cunt even when her wife was alive and they were on a vacation?
>>215966802>The other imunees are deluded, short-sighted, or have lost all hopewhich is the way it should be. there's no use fighting a lost cause. roll with the punches, have fun on the way down, etc'
>>215966825It's not a lost cause at all, you're just not being imaginative enoughThe whole world's resources are at your disposal, she hasn't even tested "Hivemind, tell me how to reverse the effects"
>>215966824That's true, I think it would just be a fucked up situation for anyone
Sure smells brown and semitic in this thread. 4chan should require a DNA test to post.
>this is considered good writing in 2025
>>215966861>pluribus, get me everyone brown and semitic and a shit load of deadly gas
>Season Finale>Carol has some sort of victory over the hivemind>Timer on screen pops up>It starts counting down again
Hey HivemindTwo ChicksAt the same time
honestly what else would you do other than just request your favourite celebs to make a harem and potentially impregnate them all before you get turned
>>215966960There you go.
>hey pluribus, make all the indians and jews and blacks and russians and chinese jump off a cliff
Please do not redeem the virus ma'am
>>215966996According to the rules, they can't kill themselves, but what you could do is get everyone to congregate somewhere, and then drop a warhead.
So this is the new epic hit from the acclaimed creator of bald man makes meth
It's a metaphor for chat gpt
>>215966968>entire culmination of human history and knowledge presented to you unbiasedlyI'd probably get bored of learning though and LARP large scale battles with drugs before becoming insane and mowing as many as I can down.
>>215967583Yes this is bald meth man lawyer's cranky woman just won't cheer up
>>215966765She kinda dislikes the hivemind because they killed her girlfriend.
>>215967212What happens when one of them dies of cancer or something? Do they all feel it? What about when an infant craps itself, do hey all feel their pants filling up with shit?
>>215968145In the show carol tries to get zosia drunk and then carol asks her the same thing. Zosia says “no it doesn’t work like that” and then they moved on in conversation.
>>215966934it's about the journey anon. if you can't figure out the ending of most movies and shows that come out today you're a dimwit.
>>215967753How does it connect to the extended Malcolmverse?
>>215968145Do you feel every skin cell die? It's the same.
>>215966825Oh, yes, the weak cuckold mentality
>>215966996forgot muslims
>>215968541fuck
>>215968314bald meth man survived and entered witpro, started new familyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7U3rt_LP-c
>>215966656GIM BEGLSAR SHOW FEET :DDD
/r/ing the "hey kid, tell your mom what her pussy tastes like" screencap
>>215966794the pirate woman is meant to look like the pirate guy from her book which was originally a woman, (speuclation:) designed to look like helen when she was younger
>>215966656Her wife just died, she's not exactly on top of her game.
>>215966824It's a funny character to put in this situation. She was literally never satisfied even when in incredibly beautiful places with the love of her life. She spent hours being told that she's an incredible writer by adoring fans and then started talking shit about them and the book itself as soon as she was out of earshot.She's not going to be satisfied even with all of the world's resources at her fingertips, the very worst kind of person to be immune in this situation.
>>215966799>there's nothing i can actually do about itWhat brought you to that conclusion? Oh yeah, the alien parasite controlling the human race told you there was no point in resisting. You're a pretty trusting guy.
>>215966656I can hardly fathom how dumb you are for enjoying this show
>>215969485im not. the hivemind premise was interesting at first but it was quickly apparent that this is a lesbian show
>>215969485>I can hardly fathom how dumb you arePeople of normal intelligence can understand learning difficulties, you must be stupid as fuck.
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>>215969536i meant with the attached post, but i guess i can slap the caption on here for my purposes
>>215969591here if anyone wants it
>>215966779the others are low agencynot only are they incapable of deciding to do something about their situation, they would actually be better off in the plurb
>>215966779How quickly everyone else got over it was so stupid it kinda ruined the whole show for me. These people just saw 1/7 of the entire population die, planes falling out of the sky, cities on fire, and didn't care. But then when LESS THAN 12 HOURS LATER Carol pushes one over and it causes 8 million to die, orders of magnitude less than what just happened, everyone registers it as a distinct event and the only bad thing that happened. What? I refuse to believe that everyone in the room so quickly compartmentalized the first event but not the second. It boggles the mind.
>>215969801Yeah it's a little frustrating, but most of them still have some loved ones. Their spouses or family members are there saying "Hey, everything's fine, this feels great, sorry you can't join us yet but you will soon and it'll be amazing." Also I think it's a commentary on scams and cults and stuff. >A close friend is getting really invested in something that is very obviously a pyramid scheme or a crypto scam, but just refuses to see it. You can give him facts and evidence and try to prove that he's going to get ripped off, but he acts like you're the one at fault for questioning him and trying to fearmonger. You talk to his friends and family and they're all on his side, he's going to be rich this time next year and you're just jealous! That's the vibe I'm getting from the other immunes, what is happening is so clearly fucked but they're in their happy little bubbles and you're the asshole for not accepting it. They're blaming her for the collapse even though it is obviously the hivemind's fault for taking over bodies and then losing control. It's like a drunk driver blaming the stop sign they crash in to for being in the way.
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>>215966799His character is actually hilarious, I hope he gets more screen time
>>215966656Thats why the indian dude is based as fuck. He instantly understood the gift he was given and took advantage/
