b-bros...
>>215975667I amazed
>>215975667when u chit on exam
>>215975667>jerks entire body forward to put card in mouthnothing to see here
Good morning sirs
HOW HE DO THJAT? CRAZY COOL SAAR CAN U TEACH ME BITCH?
>>215975667I'd think the security guy would be like what the fuck are you doing when he throws the card and moves his whole body to catch it with his mouth.
it's incredibly lame for the skill and practice it probably took
>>215975773realistically the security guy gets paid minimum wage and couldn't care less
>>215975760>>215975773Sneeze.
I love this meme where we all pretend to hate IndiansIt's the kind of comfy 4chan shitpost I live for
Amy of my sirs coming down to the train tracks with us to film out epic ticktocks?
>>215975805>pretend
BEST ROBBARI
>>215975667how
>>215975667Who the fuck wears leather pants to a theatre as a man?
>>215975813pov my factorio toon
>>215975667WOW MIND BOWLING
>>215975772It's magic :)
I wasn't sure what I was supposed to be looking at when the red circle disappeared
im indian village boy
>>215975760>the minimum wage security guard is going to give a shit about some retard jerking his body as you sexually molest him
>>215975798I work security and I can confirm that if you were about to walk in with a nuclear bomb I would not give a fuck. At most I'd ask for some time to skip town. I wouldn't even report it to anyone. Fuck you people.
I have indian male fatigue.
>>215975842Losers who think that magic tricks for kids can help them pull
>>215975937>this spaz I'm patting down is having a seizure, better put my wallet in his mouth and my thumb in his buttt. min wage security guard
Magicbros?!
>>215976047Taxidermy sisters not like this...
>>215976047Notice how all that activities require either a passionate training or self focus that necessarily cannot be disturbed by other people whatsoever? Women hate things like that
>>215975667but if he just put it in his pocket they wouldn't find it in a pat-downit's a playing card not a gun
>>215975667I love magic but this is such a shitty presentations of hand work
>>215976047Some weeb switched out anime with gambling.
>>215975966Delete this no. Delete this nonsense
>>215976094Lol that's what I was thinking.Woman HATE IT when someone else is having focused fun on their own.
>>215976047I lost my v card when the cute neighbor girl came over and saw my taxidermy collection and asked me to dermy her dog and afterward let me stuff her too.
>>215976094>Notice how all that activities require either a passionate training or self focus that necessarily cannot be disturbed by other people whatsoever?Yes, the are antisocial hobbies.
>>215975805>the most dysgenic looking white dude doing the video
>>215975667Oh my god super
>>215975848>people who constantly get hit by trains have border disputes with their bug neighborsWhat did wube mean by this?
>>215976047I do 4 of the top 5fuuuck
>>215976201asocial
>>215975667how did this?
>>215975842maybe it's an adult theatre
>>215975667omg imagine if do this to chit on exam ha ha
>>215975805i wouldn't worry too much, slumdog millionairethe psyop for anti china stuff is making a comeback
>>215976047why is bird watching bad? wtf
>>215975667
>>215975966young JD Vance?
>>215976047how old is this graph? most women play videogame nowadays.
>>215976398>can hide a card>can't hide his gums
>>215976398>will you be my hotwife, m'lady
>>215976047that list is outdated, this is the new one
>>215976445Just because women play videogames doesn't mean men should
>>215976398OP really outdid himself with that one sneaking 20 lbs of candy and alcohol past the 15 year old theatre employee
>>215976486>do nothing, fuck bitchesNice.
>>215976096but then he wouldn’t have been able to film that cool video of him getting a playing card past theatre security.
How he do this?
>>215976493troons aren't women
>>215976047Fuck i love bird watching. I wish Wes Anderson had made a movie about it
>>215976979This isn't funny or fun or anything delete your posthttps://x.com/UltraDane/status/1751809777540448438/mediaViewer?currentTweet=1751809777540448438¤tTweetUser=UltraDane
>>215975846funny thing is that the picture you posted is some fly tipping area in the UK although I consider everyone responsible brown
>>215976486>default settings
>>215976979Why is the top right guy there?
>>215977170because he's ugly like all leftists.
>>215975667Why not just put it in your undies?
>>215975667K-K-KINOOOOOO!!!
>>215976047Women don't like magic tricks because they hate feeling stupid.
why are magicians so dysgenic? I used to know one and he gave off mega rapist energy and we'd always have to 'go along' with his latest performances at the pub while nervously laughing.
>>215976094>my online trolling hobby requires passionate training, extreme self focus, and the strongest of wills
This me when I chit at exam hahaha
>Friendly>Kind>Generous>Low crime>Hard working>High income>Highly educatedWhat's with all the Indian hate lately? Indians are a model minority. I'm going to assume you guys are just jealous of Indian success.
>>215978607PUAs co-opted magic into their routines to try and fuck women, and so obviously the most dysgenic fuckers use PUA because they can't coast on their looks for attention.
>>215975667That guy has a midget face.
>>215976047Comics are low but girls love manga
BEST ROBARI
>>215975805I'm not pretending, fuck the jeets.
>>215976979Let this be a lesson, don't lose a war.
>>215975813trains is hard job
>>215976486Ver naice
>>215976047What is wrong with bird watching
>>215975667https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfVODjDBFxUThread Theme.BEST ROBBARI
>>215979166saary wrong link meant to post https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhmPqkp_dW8
>>215977201Huh?
>>215975667Why do jeets love this scene so much?
>>215976398why is always the spade card? my wife even has a tattoo of it
>>215975667omg how can he... so wow...
>>215976094except the most attractive one is reading, also inherently a solitary activity
>>215975941let me guess, commie in the US?
>>215975966somebody opened the console, clicked on a 10yo boy and typed setscale 2
>>215975667Has anyone ITT see the first movie "Now You See Me"? Was it, at least, mildly entertaining? Or was is completely terrible. I have seen the memes/shitposting about this movie over the years but I have never actually seen the movie. And now there is a sequel.>pic unrelated
>>215975805Me too, but as a white man I think we can all agree that it's getting pretty old. They are all CEOs and very attractive to women, after all.
>>215976486>>215976863kek
>>215979640it's alright, like a cheaper feeling Ocean's Eleven except the characters have much less charisma and instead of quips you get magic tricks.
>>215979640I watched it when it was on TV late at night once and it is a genuinely awful mess. Not funny bad, just plain bad.
>>215975966I thought I was an ass man, but god damn huge tits are undeniable.
>>215979640The first one is a watchable 6/10. The second one is genuinely awful, and I will not watch the third.
>>215976047Is online trolling really a hobby?
>>215979704Yeah first one was fine, can't remember a thing about it but didn't despise it. Second one was so fucking stupid it made me angry. It really is Indian in nature.
>>215976486
>>215979710I mean, what do you think we do here all day?
>>215975667Predatorbros kneel
>>215976183It never occurred to me that you can do stuff like this with taxidermy. I only ever see the stuffed hunting trophies where they try to look natural. How do you keep something like that clean without damaging it? Do you brush off the dust or something?
>>215979640It's watchable, in a way it's charming because it's a 6.5/10 disposable thriller with a mildly interesting gimmick that Hollywood just doesn't produce anymore. Movies like it used to be the water that blockbusters would swim around and rise up out of, and now even they're gone, replaced by a crappy 10-hour 1 season Netflix show
sars?
>>215975667I'd like to run these people over with a train then lift their limp dying bodies up to the power lines, so that they're immediately electrocuted and go on fire.
>>215976047A high score is bad right?
>>215979670>>215979688>>215979704>>215979776Might download.
>>21597604740kucks mogged by scale model train chads once again, i fear
>>215979841Don't. It's fucking horseshit for spastics.
>>215976047I'm actually surprised, I knew a magician who worked at a resort doing tricks for people while they waited for their food. He used to get insane amounts of pussy working there.
>>215975805>>215975805>pretendevery time I'm in a job interview and I see an Indian guy I bolt. every time I hear one on the other end of a customer service call I immediately hang up.
>>215980032I think that might have more to do with it being a resort. It's inherent that there are no strings attached since women are on vacation so they fuck like animals then go home and pretend it never happened.
>>215980182At work, the department I work alongside hired a new Director who was Indian. As soon as I heard him talk I knew he had scammed his way into the role. We had a bunch of integrations with systems in his department, I immediately began cutting all dependencies our systems have on theirs, because I knew this moron was going to fuck shit up. Only took him six month to completely fuck up everything over there. My group was the only one not impacted by it.
>>215976445No they don't lol
>>215980293It's a known fact that the majority of Indian workers lie on their resumes. That's why I never want to a work at a company that is stupid enough to hire them, ESPECIALLY in management positions, and such a company would probably see zero long-term growth and would only be a dead end for my career.
>>215979710It's a lifestyle.
>>215975667The way they pat people down in the movie is so insane
>>215980313It's true. My mom plays this jigsaw puzzle game.
I'M A RIDER
>>215975805I don't hate indians but we need some way to address third world posters here that have modernizing societies, or people in 1st world countries that act like them
>>215976047You might as well post my dating profile lmao.Being good-looking trumps all that shit though, women really don't give a fuck what your hobbies are, all they care about is parading a hot guy around to make all their girl-friends seethe with jealousy and for you to care about their own stupid hobbies/interests/values which are 100 times more important than yours.
>>215980465>or people in 1st world countries that act like themHey fuck you one of my favorite hobbies is posting in broken english in coomer threads.
>>215980293another group hired an Indian manager in a company i used to work for. by next year, more than 50% of the team were poos and after 2 years, only whites were left. what a fucking shitshow.
Anyone else notice that fucking gas station owned by jeets dont even have prices on the items anymore? You have to wait to get wrung up at the register to get the total, I asked the ugly fucking bastard working why they were doing this he just smiled and noded. Hate these fuckers so much
>>215976047Why do woman hate seeing us happy
>>215976047I don't build model trains
>>215980556*only 2 whites were left (5%). fkng keyboard.
>>215975798You retards underestimate how much some people love to give others a hard time and question everything they do. Ever dealt with a sheboon TSA agent?
>>215976094>me when i passionately train to become an online troll
>>215980701trolling is a art
>>215975667HOW DID HE DO IT?
>>215980556Yeah the Indian my placed hired has two positions under him he needs to fill. I'm waiting to see if /pol/ was right again and he fills them both with Indians.
>>215975805good morning saar!
>>215980556My place had an Indian woman in a management role. She hired 5 people at the start, one was an Indian guy and she fired him after a few months. She never hired an Indian guy again, which is actually pretty impressive since it is an IT company. I guess the women are sick of them too.
>>215980726>>215980771never worked with a female indian manager. all male indian managers that i worked with ends up stuffing their teams with other poos until others get sick of their smell and stupidity and leave.
>>215980596The one by me is owned by a Saudi and we always talk shit about jews every time I go in there. He gives me discounts on booze and if I ask for something he will start carrying it. It's great I practically never have to go to the grocery store now.
>>215980596The auto shop I used to go to got a new manager who hired all Indian mechanics. Was before I knew the deal with Indians so I kept going there. They screwed me out of $1300. Will never go back, and now I always go out of my way to avoid business with Indians.
>>215975966Chocolate milk
>>215979515
>>215981105I worked for a company with an HQ based in India once as a technician for a short time. I was asked to fix broken/old devices and found out the company was selling them as "new" rather than refurbished lmao.
>>215975667Best robar saars
>>215981194It's chai.
>>215981204Just like home depot and amazon
>>215978846
>>215975667What the fuck is in his mouth?
>>215981394A little bit of chicken fried
>>215976047I asked ChatGPT about this. >General takeaway: hobbies come across as unattractive when they seem isolating, immature, or antisocial. Hobbies that suggest confidence, social skill, competence, or physical vitality tend to read better.>Good options that usually make a positive impression:>Fitness of any kind — lifting, cycling, hiking, swimming>Cooking — especially if you can cook for other people>Music — playing an instrument or singing>Dancing — partner dances are especially good socially>Outdoor activities — camping, climbing, kayaking>Volunteering — animal shelters, community work>Creative work — drawing, photography, writing>Social team sports — casual leagues, pickup games>DIY or hands-on skills — woodworking, car repair, home projects
>>215975667Now do it with a loaded m1911
>>215975667okay but how
>>215975667When u are bharat lol
>>215975805Sukhdeep, I…
>>215975966Damn Kyle Rittenhouse gettin some of that curry
>>215982076Kyle is 5’9Taller than most of you desu
>>215980293Based if true.I work in about the lowest level tech one can and have for many years. In my current job I have to work with pajeets and nogs and everyday I question why in the hell these people were hired.When they go on vacation nothing changes because they don’t do anything. And everyone knows they can’t be entrusted with anything important either so the rest of the team has to shoulder that weight.People act like America isnt socialist but on average the Asians and the Whiteys are carrying hordes of useless deadweight like this and it happens in every company now because of all the DEI government incentives that were in place.It’s no different from how universities here lower their standards for blacks people because if they didn’t there would be so few admitted into their programs (yes, that’s real in the USA).And management is paralyzed from stripping away the rot because if they did they’d be sued for racism. Even though really they were simply removing the worst employees so they could be replaced with someone else more competent.> But this exemption I know exists!Yeah no shit. Not understanding per capita or the concept of on average is truly the midwit tell, some things never change.
>>215982105That's a giant in india.
>>215982117>socialism is when society supports lazy net negative retards
>>215981255>David Blainei slep>David Blaine, Indiai chit
>>215975667WOW
>>215982117>Asians and the Whiteys are carrying hordes of useless deadweightI've wondered about this for awhile, how much better my company would function if they fired every woman and every guy except for the whites and East Asians. Imagine all that dead weight being cut loose.
>>215982117I was on a tour with a few indian girls recently, I was by myself so they stuck me with their group. This was my first time ever interacting with indians. I didn't notice at first but after about half an hour I realized I could smell their pussies. The whole bus reeked of pussy. I'm okay with that sort of thing and they were all thin and in their 20's so it wasn't like they were a bunch of fat grannies, but it was still really surprising. I just wanted to get that off my chest, I haven't told anyone else about it.
Argentina has>no jeets>no niggers>no muslims>no mexicansYeah we have a serious jew problem, but since they live here, they don't let those other subhumans in.
>>215982425>no subhumans>has jewsvery based my fellow white man
>>215979640first one is pretty great. Got lots of tricks you don't know how they pulled off until it's later explained and the cast work well togetherthe second one focuses on one person in particular for the entire runtime because his father was a famous magicianthere's barely any magic or anything serviceable until the very end of the movie but... Lizzy Caplan is actually kinda cute and she has a few parts that actually made me chuckle which were the standout parts of the film since there just wasn't any magic or anything interesting
>>215975966If this goober can get this chick you can get anybody
>>215975805>pretendI'd fucking sock you in the face if I saw you on the street, pajeet rape rat.
>>215980596My local gas station is manned by one singular jeet who's seemingly there 24/7, no matter what time you go in he's always there behind the counter.He makes small-talk while ringing people up. If they're black, he'll get into a weirdly authentic southern nigga accent. Before anyone has a chance to respond, he'll start shouting something in Hindi because he's always on a speakerphone conversation with another Indian. Then he'll return to "ah shiiiih mayne y'all finna turn up mayne I seen em trippin when they seen these woods bruh ahhhh". Very surreal.
>>215980182internet service provider providing service our internet service providings six times quicker
>>215975805>pretendDie
>>215982117Let the shekelbergs have the women and the niggers. Nothing will change until we deprive them of our labour, our time, our effor and most importantly our money.
>>215975805>suddenly
>>215976047No browsing 4chan all day. We're winning pussies, bros.
>>215975805>pretendMonkeys are more civilized than Indians.
>>215979515lol
>>215975805
>>215975805Fuck India I hope it gets nuclear bombed probably make the mushroom cloud brown like poopy
>>215975667Kill Indians. Behead Indians. Throw Indian babies into the Ganges. Roundhouse kick an Indian into the concrete. Slam dunk an Indian baby into the trashcan. Crucify Indians. Launch Indians into the sun. Toss Indians into active volcanoes. Judo throw Indians into a wood chipper. Twist Indians heads off. Report Indians to the IRS. Karate chop Indians in half. Curb stomp pregnant Indians. Trap Indians in quicksand. Crush Indians in the trash compactor. Liquefy Indians in a vat of acid. Exterminate Indians in the gas chamber. Stomp Indian skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate Indians in the oven. Drown Indians in curry. Vaporize Indians with a ray gun. Kick old Indians down the stairs. Feed Indians to alligators. Slice Indians with a katana.
>>215982798The problem isn't finding a woman that'll go out with me. The problem is finding a white virgin with big boobs and blue eyes that will go out with me.And yes, I am white, I want to preserve my genes and not be disowned.
>>215975966Ayo dis nigga lookin like a giant baby
>>215975667post hindi subtitle pleasee
>>215975820kek
>>215978793Saaaaar I doctor. I no being scammed I'm really have a degree from Ranjeet University, costing me 300 rupee
>>215976047The women are right. LOL @ all the things that are "worse" than taxidermy. Bird watching is fun though, when you see birds. I wouldn't make a hobby out of it though.
>>215975667the comments on the YT videos aren't even a bunch of stupid jeets anymore its just a bunch of regular faggots, nothing ever happens
>>215976486>naming every train
>>215978741It's a calling not for the faint of heart.
>>215976486B-bros how do I attain forbidden knowledge?
>>215978793Indian men are dark skinned dudes with Asian male masculinity. You need to understand how repellent that is to westerners, especially western women
>>215976047I regularly enjoy 7/9 of these hobbies and I'm married. The secret is not giving a fuck whether women find something attractive.
>>215983083Even if the whole country got turned into a second Chernobyl it'd be an improvement over the current state of it.At least nuclear fallout cleans up over time.
>>215983731I met this guy who is really into legos and star wars but he has a smoking hot wife. He's also in a band though so that counters it. You can have nerd hobbies but you have to be a chad outside of that.
>>215983829i mean yeah women don’t give a shit how you spend your free time as long as they are included inscheldue
he did the brilliant....
>>215975966Her body stinks of onions and turmeric when she sweats
>>215975805I've had no particular opinion either way about indians and just joined in on the jokes on here because it was funny. And then I got a new doctor that's indian for the first time ever. And after that experience I am 100% not pretending any more
>>215983920I would like to smell that.
>>215983882This is all it really comes down to. That's why reading is not an attractive hobby despite being an indicator of intelligence.>What do you like to do?>Oh I spend time by myself for several hours a day on a solitary journey.>Oh... cool...
>>215975805Why are the numerous replies to this split 50/50 between playing along with the banter and genuine incoherent seething
>>215984093The trick is to have already read the books before you meet her. That way she looks at your bookshelf and goes dayum this nigga smart af frfr. Alternatively you can just buy used books and pretend you read them.
>>215984133I tell myself it's people who don't give a post the benefit of the doubt and say something mean on the off chance it's real, but I'm not convinced this is true.
Indians trying to shill their women in 4chan is grim
>>215984161Read it like the opposite of that "don't suck my cock" meme. >please fuck my daughter>PLEASE FUCK MY DAUGHTER>PLEAAAASSSSEEEEEEEEE
indians are living in a dark twisted never ending 2013 timeline
>>215975667Good thing there is >start doing thisCircle or I wouldn’t know where to look
>>215984211I still can't figure out how he was holding the circle.
>>215978793>no crimeStop targeting our elderly with your scams pajeet
>>215975966I would definitely marry a curry milk goddess. I had a chance to take the V card of some Canadian Indian years ago but I blew it. She ended up getting knocked up by another white guy tho
Word on the shitting streets is that the new "hide the card" scene is kino and will break the internet soon.
>>215983929tell the CEOs of all the companies you consume from directly or indirectly to stop hiring Indian labor, or buying manufacturing from them, thus stop the faucet of foreign capital and discourage the millions of successful Indians (no matter how much you dislike their smell) from learning English and getting visas here. But you won't.Also describe in detail your bad experience with your doctor, justify your generalization of 1.4 billion people.
good morning sirs (:
>>215985114yeah bro, let me just ring up the CEOs on their personal telephones and tell them that their addiction to cheap exploitable labour is hurting me. I'm sure they'll listen.at least you acknowledge that indians do smell. and holy shit, do they smell. I wish that was just a generalization, but literally 9 out of 10 indians I pass (and I live in Canada, so there's a lot of fucking indians) smell like absolute shit. it's unreal.
rape
>>215975966>start dating in 2025>she wants to introduce you on a tiktok videolike I needed any more reasons to avoid women
>>215975820AGHHHHHH>MY SIDES>CRITICAL DAMAGE
>>215982798No I can't. I'm a manlet.
>>215985562god that's not just a red flag, its a red parade
>>215984133At one point Irony cannibalizes itself.
>>215976397Women hate every solo hobby a man has. Woman needs to be the centre of attention 24/7.
>>215975805heh, yes, pretend.
>>215976047I like how who was asked this is never brought up. College rats, black chicks, ladyboys from thailand, who the fuck did we ask for this chart.
>>215981546If youre asking AI for this like this bro just fucking stay home, youre already done in life, cooked, finished fucking DONE.
>>215979710You're in one..
>>215975966Looks like a faggot thats never worked in his life cuz his daddy makes big boy money, and of course the brown woman is gonna take full advantage
>>215976047The funny thing about this is that vast majority of women don't even have hobbies
>>215985762How many women do you know?
>>215985781Netflix and chill and travelling on sugar daddy's dime are not hobbies, Stacy
>>215985789So only your mother?
>>215985820nah I'm very familiar with yours actually
>>215975667amazingim a village boy from india
>>215985762Good. Hobbies are male exclusive as are sports.
