Don’t mind me, just posting the greatest Christmas film in existence
>>215979896You seem to have accidentally posted a picture of Jingle All The Way when you were clearly supposed to post of a picture of Lethal Weapon.
>>215979931Fuck that gay ass boring movie
>>215979896I agree.
>>215979931Fuck off faggot
>>215979896>Look what you said you fucking jerk!
>>215979896I love how the plot for this film boils down to Arnie trying to impress his son so his wife will stop c.ucking him with Phil Hartman
The scene where he fights the Santas and punches the dwarf across the room is so fucking stupid but makes me laugh every time
Give a man a jingle, he'll jingle for a dayTeach a man to jingle. he'll jingle all the wayI think Sinbad's character was originally written for Joe Pesci but this movie is amazing and 11/10 better than any other christmas movie
>>215980030I hate that scene because of how obvious it is that he’s standing on a box
>>215980195The “special effects” are fucking terrible in that movie. It’s what adds to the charm
PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN
You shouldn't wear fur
>>215979896The Santa Claus.
>>215981489NOW!
>Arnie is shamed for working to provide for them >They spend the entire movie criticizing him for minor mishaps when he's trying his best Honestly hate that fucking kid and wife of his for being ungrateful shits
>>215981521Fuck that movie, half of it isnt even during Christmas time
>>215979896
>>215981529and in the end the kid gives the toy away and doesn't even understand the lengths of the bullshit arnie had to go through all day just to keep them happy?>and don't forget, you're my number one customerWHO WAS BUYING ALL THIS SHIT CHRISTMAS EVE
>>215980195Who cares
Arnold's son in the movie had a wall sized Captain American mural, tons of toys, karate gear and still that little faggot was upset about a action figure
Die HardEyes Wide ShutBatman ReturnsScroogedThe Nightmare Before Christmas.All classics.
>>215979896The best Christmas movie of the last 15 years was a random Netflix production that got dumped and buried immediately after.
>>215979896This sucks, had to turn it off halfway through
>>215981666Filtered
>>215979896i could never buy big buff arnie as a "family dad" typetoo immersion killing, he's too much of an action figure trope to me
>>215980195yet they really tossed verne troyer across the room
It IS a good christmas movie but it triggers fremdschamen.But Planes, Trains and Automobiles is the true winner.
>>215981638Great movie, great animation, great cast
"you're my number one customer" works
>>215980030Is that Big Show?
>>215981935Yep
>Christmas movies thread>only 1 anon mentions Die HardDie. Hard. Is. A. Christmas. Movie!
get your mother please
>>215981598>matressesrabbis>You're my number one ally!
>>215979896those are my cookehs! put dat cookuh dooooowwww nnnnnnnn
The scene with the “fake” parcel bomb gets me every time. Actually great comedic timing
>>215981698He was the only decent midge that existed in kikewood
Christmas Vacation and Santa Claus the Movie for me every year
>>215981914can confirm, as if my customers will ever collude to check to see if I said the same to all of them
>>215982135that, and the whole screaming of RODNEY KING when the cops are on sinbad toosinbad had some great rants in the movie
>>215981873This shit warms my heart every year
>>215980030>i'm gonna dick your halls buddylittle vulgar
>>215979896>sideplot of neighbor trying to bang his wife>it goes nowhere>it's just there as filler and to give the wife more screen time>fan theory is that everything that happened was all in his head>IE that his neighbor DIDN'T bang his wife>in reality he actually did and he's just coping>>215982484>>215981914Another trick is to give everyone who interacts with clients the job title "Vice President", so that they feel like they're getting special treatment.
>>215979931It's actually Trading Places and I'm tired of people pretending otherwise.
>>215982646Vice president is a stretch "acting manager" is air tight lmfao
>>215981603The absurdity is the point. It's a send up of Christmas consumerism.
>>215981638>>215981873Too White presumably?
PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!Arnold is great in comedies too.
>>215982678Hey I might not be the VP of the company, but I'm still the VP of the janitor's closet and microwave for hotpockets.>>215981551Christmas is being pushed further and further into other months. There will be a day where most of the movie will be during "Christmas Time".
For me, the Christmas playlist is:Jingle All the WayNightmare Before ChristmasHome AloneJim Carrey GrinchMonty Python's The Meaning of Life
PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!
>>215982646>>sideplot of neighbor trying to bang his wife>>it goes nowhere>>it's just there as filler and to give the wife more screen timeAre you retarded? It was there to show that even though the wife was upset with Arnold for not being there for her and the kid, she wouldn't cheat on him.
>>215979896>tree decorated>fireplace lit>chestnuts roasting>lights dimmedOh yeah, it's TEURBO TAIYM
>>215982733Junior with the "my body my choice"Twins with DeVito tooand picrel for the ultimate arnie comedy kino that was way ahead of its time
>>215982814>>215982851Nothing says queer like talking about movies on an imageboard
>>215979896I used to watch this all the time like 20 years ago. You guys have been scratching my early childhood a lot today.
>>215982899Thanks Chatgpt
>mel gibson>walton gogginslet me guess, you "need" more?
>>215982899best opening credits of any movie. no i mean the movie inside the moviehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWMdeI2zk6E
>>215979896My favorite part was when they show Anakin's C-3PO action figure.
>>215979896The only thing memorable about this was when Arnold popped up on Conan and kept promoting this movie. It's a bad movie and no one liked it then and no one likes it now. A Christmas Story is the best one by far. Jingle is a joke.
>>215983091pure action movie kinoit's opening scene on the level of blade's blood rave, the fake movies of tropic thunder, and the fake austin powers 3 one with tom cruiserewatching LAH recently it has a major tone shift too when he visits real new york so idk how that was received in cinemas when it was out
>>215983039>"need"Why?
>>215981780>fremdschamenFremdschämen*
I cant wait for all the Christmas kino to watch this season, bros
for me its Jingle All The Way 2
>>215983752This is the second time Larry the Cable Guy had a leading role in a movie sequel that's considered shit.
>>215983805Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.
I really like Adam Sandler's 12 Crazy Nights.
>>215979896live action grinch movie is superior
>>215983861is this the sequel? to 8 crazy nights
For me its Christmas with the Kranks.
>>215985043I hate that movie so much. So mean spirited and annoying
>>215982668t. Italian boomer
>>215985348Yeah, but the jewbies!
>>215983094They were making fun of him even back then...
>>215979896deserves a rewatch
>>215979896>>215981529>>215981598>>215985519Jingle All The Way is anti-white slave morality mk ultra conditioning.https://rumble.com/v61uypt-jingle-all-the-way-and-the-birthright-of-esau.html
>>215979896National Lampoons' is still the GOAT
Anyone besides me strongly feel that Edward Scissorhands is a Christmas movie?
>>215979896This is a good movie. It's a real "movie" movie. They used to make those, you know.
>>215979896wyatt stagg did a great video on this movie
>>215984194reminder that they have key parties in whoville
>>215985573It has snow and Winona Ryder.
>>215985614that's nuts (roasted)
>>215979896I watched this at Costco
I've seen all the American Christmas movies to death. I need to start watching Japanese Christmas movies. starting with this one with David Bowie.
EETS TERBO TYME
>>215983039>Mrs Claus is blackso close...
>>215985964Gonna watch it this year.
>>215979896Nah it mostly sucks. Arnold is fine but theres no other reason to watch it. There's better Arnold family movies if you insist on watching one of those, like Kindergarten Cop.It feels like 1 big product placement movie for a product that doesnt even exist.
>>215986126Nah it has great goofy scenes. The scuffles with Sinbad, the parcel bomb, him fighting with people over people in the mall for the ball, him breaking shit at the radio station, the Santa fight, and the whole end segment of him flying around screaming in his dumb Arnie voice. Plus the fact his wife is trying to c.uck him is hilarious
>>215986197is cuck wordfiltered now?
Ahhh no
>>215985964>>215986111WEABOOOOO
>>215986381eat shittu baka gaijin.<--- this is a christmas movie btw
>>215986466Well of course a Bowie's fan is a perv. He was a huge faggot.
>>215986507Bowie has done mixed things. but he was famously banging women right? I don't even know. also kys
>>215979896Why did Arnold want to become a comedic actor, I really don't get it?
This movie and hook villify the dad for doing his job. Liar liar too.Would you rather be on the street wtf?Pretty sure both moms didn't have a job
>>215986827Tough men doing silly things was popular back then. He was inspired by Hogan in Mr. Nanny.
>>215979896>A Christmas Story>A Christmas Story Christmas>Christmas Vacation>It's A Wonderful LifeYes, James Stewart is the greatest actor in history and anyone who thinks otherwise is wrong.
>>215981982I like the 2nd one more as a Christmas movie.
>>215986307Patrician taste
>>215979896>DASHER DANCER PRANCER VIXEN COMET CUPID DONNER BLITZEN
>>215987516This is a sick world we're living in!
>>215987516I unironically recall this scene when I’m asked to name Santa’s reindeer
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>>215983752What an inappropriate image.No wonder Hollywood picked it.
This film would have been 100x more kino if they used the original ending. https://youtu.be/A0FpFMTbnfI
How did he survive getting blown to smithereens?
>>215981579Booster didn't deserve this
>>215981529Imagine being confused by the inattentive, workaholic father trope.
>>215987923A Christmas miracle! Praise Sa I mean Jesus!
>>215985573The dad was putting up Christmas Lights. Sure.
>>215979896For me it's Tokyo Godfathers >>215981638Didn't it get praised basically everywhere and got an Oscar nomination?
>>215979896>"you want a turboman for christmas?">forget it, i'm not gonna sit on your lap
>>215979931Go back to plebbit with your non Christmas movie shit faggot. And take Harry Potter and Gremlins with you.
>>215979896It’s the greatest thanksgiving/black Friday movie of all time.
>>215980006Yeah but Arnie clearly wins in the end considering Phil’s wife murder suicided him.
>>215987046The honest list right here. Everything else is just 4chins trying to stand out. In the UK it’s the Great Escape
>>215989133Oi, are you talking shit about Gremlins?
>>215981579>>215987950>Daddy, what's that red thingie under his belly button?>Uhhh, it's a wet candy cane. Look, honey, the Laser Man!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AX33KG-_4kI
>>215989780>Your wife's cookie is great! Is that a raisin?
>>215980030its definitely not smart, but you'd be stupid to not laugh
>comic relief angry black guythis trope used to be in a lot of movies. It was great
>Punches a reindeer in the face>Next scene he gets the reindeer drunk on beer as an apologyFucking kino
>>215981529>>215985550It’s satirical. It’s supposed to be absurd. Almost like ridiculous extremes make a fun premise for a movie. Tinfoil hat retards.
the best christmas movie? you are not ready for this conversationhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UD8vSfw9cns
>>215982731bro... drop the victimhood schtick already...
>>215981489>>215981528>I'M NAHT A PUERVUERT!!! I'M LOOKING FOR A TUERBOMAHN DAHL!
>>215992890Sure, and I'm here only to help your wife with the chores! Get him!
>>215979896Underrated Christmas kino coming through
Does anyone remember the blink and you miss it Warwick Davis cameo in the toy store scene?
>>215979896 That's not Fred Clause with acclaimed actor Vince Vaughn
>>215979896I fuckin hate this movie bros, seen it too many times
>>215993741Based. That's my family's Christmas movie
>>215987950it was pink. yes it deserves it
>>215979896Arnold was the father I never had. Saying this actually explains a lot about my life.
>>215979896DASHERDANCERPRANCERVIXENCOMIT CUPIDDONNERBLITZEN
The Official /tv/ Christmas Classics List:The French Connection The GodfatherMerry Christmas Mr LawrenceEyes Wide ShutAmadeus Black ChristmasSilent Night Deadly NightInvasion USAThe Pink PantherOn Her Majesty's Secret ServiceThe Great SilenceHardcore
>>215983039this>>215986106they fucked this up so bad
>>215993650WHY WOULD I REMEMBER THATARE YOU CRAZY
>>215980006The funniest thing is that his wife rejects Phil in the end
>>215982646>Another trick is to give everyone who interacts with clients the job title "Vice President", so that they feel like they're getting special treatment.Kek reminds me of my boss talking about getting some contractor for some shit>YEAH AND WE WILL NOT JUST GET ANYONE BUT AT LEAST VP LEVEL
>>215983039It was ok, but it dragged on for a bit too long and had rather poor execution for a very interesting premise. It's a competent 6/10, would recommend watching once if you like Gibson or Goggins.
>>215985573I mean basically every classic Burton movie is a christmas movie, except maybe Beetlejuice.
>>215986827He tried new things, even at the risk of failing.You don't, which is why you will stay a failure forever.
>>215997009And then he came home to his wife with the pool boy!
>>215980006https://youtu.be/FlUatNZZsSQ?si=VvFw6LdvF3V-ltehits to plant the idea of sharing with negroes
>>215979896>calling an action figure a "doll."Whoever wrote this shit was either a faggot who stole and played with his sister's toys as a kid, or was a woman. Also:>not checking the internet or a local newspaper's classified section to find 1,000 scalpers selling the Turboman for $1,000, and just eating shit and buying it.
>>215997486The hardcore toy players are here.
>>215997074> I mean basically every classic Burton movie is a christmas movieTry that in a small town, boy. Honestly it’s people like you that are part of the problem. I see fuckin NMBC shit everywhere now, second only to the damn Grinch. NMBC is a Halloween movie and I will duel you for it, Andrew Jackson style, and I’ll fuckin win, son
>>215997074I would say that Pee Wee's Big Adventure is not a Christmas movie
>>215987950zoomers will miss the barney hate reference i still love barney
>>215997608Wait, did Barney get shot by a GI Joe?
>>215997282meds
>>215979931tsmt fpbp>>215979896jewish propaganda dogshit
>>215987950The kids calling him a fag is the best part.
>>215979931Die Hard too! XD Isn't reddit just the best!!?
>>215991270The best Christmas movie besides A Christmas Story is Christmas Comes to Willow Creek and you people would know that if you all weren't fucking retarded.
>>215993750You shut your faggot fucking mouth.
The Platoon.
