>Did you just look at my boobs?How do you respond without sounding like a creep?
>>215982809Yes and then I beat off to them. You’re welcomed slut. Now pull them out and I’ll replicate marry in true detective
Of course. I wanna suck on 'em. Maybe put some mustard between them and play "hot dog" if you catch my meaning.
>>215982809>Oh yes>I mean, they are wonderful
>>215982809>hah, yeah sorry.It's literally that simple
>Me? Looking? No. It was someone else. I'm actually gay. Big gay. The gayest. In fact, I need to leave right now to do gay anal in a man's ass
>>215982809Just own it. The other day I was looking at a hot girl at the store and she turned and looked up at me and usually I would look away or pretend or whatever but instead I just kept staring at her and she was into it
No
>>215982857Phew, that was a close one!
>>215982857And then what do you do?
>>215982878Did you day anything or jsut kind of gesture something?>tfw you'll never catch eyes wity some girl then blinked and cut to fucking her in an instant
>>215982809I wouldn't say a single word to her. I would listen to what she has to say, and that's what no one did.
Immediately glance down at her tits, then make eye contact and say, “No”.
There's so many bimbos just walking around in sports bras + tiny cutoff shorts that barely cover more than panties or leggings that are vacuum sealed to their ass and vulva. What the fuck are you supposed to do
>>215982809Look again and say "yeah".Like what's becky gonna do?
theres a chain frozen yogurt shop in my area and all the teen/20 something girls running the registers are wearing these shirts(or were, havent been in one in years)
>>215982989Is a shit test for betas and malegaze for chadIf you have to ask you'll already won't fuck her sadly
Holy shit, a talking pair of tits?!
>>215982857
>>215982809Serious question, but like... would ANYONE look at her boobs in this scenario? Sorry, but if a woman's tummy is exposed like that my eyes are going straight to the tummy. Boobs be damned.
>>215982809>I don't have to answer that, you're offending me
>>215982809<No I was looking at your pussy./thread
>>215982921She kind of purred 'have a nice day' as I walked past and I just gruntednow we have this flirty thing when I go in there but idk what do from here. she's married
>>215983005Funny, a girl has never ever said anything negative because I looked at them. Most are pleseant to speak to as well.I must be a chad afterall.
>>215983037>marriedI guess that's that if you are a gentleman but idk about thatNothing wrong with flirting innocently anyway
>>215983037>she's marriedthen stop looking at her, just wasting your time
>>215983041Correct, you passed
Yes.
>>215982828based
>>215983056idk I kind of want her for myself but only if I were going to keep her you know what I mean. I would feel bad if I were able to just bang her and then ditch her eventually. anyways I'm not really great at that stuff so whatever
>>215982998Break down screaming, call the cops and tell them you're a pervert who assaulted her, find your family, place of work and coworkers and relentlessly harass them about how you tried to rape her.
>>215983023what the fuck is that, a wheelchair ramp going into the pool? this DEI shit has gone way too far
>>215982809>"Which boobs? These boobs?">gropes
>>215983056>Nothing wrong with flirting innocently anywayunless you're the husband
>>215983112Really? That's crazy. Most girls just blush when I look at them.
>>215983149Only takes one to ruin your life
"Yes"
I'm staring at them now
>>215982809>Do you just assume that every time someone averts eye contact with you for a split second?
>>215982809For a moment, yeah
>>215982809>Yes!And keep staring.
>>215982809Yeah. My bad
I had to get it on.
No i have a lazy eye *starts twitching randomly*
>>215983300>when she doesn’t buy it and you have to resort to full body twitching
Yours? DefitinelyI mean who else's right? Haha
>>215983180I don't really gaze at girls all that often, I have absurd standards.
>>215982809N-no, I was j-just minding my own bazoongas, I mean business! Sorry, Tits not what you think. I mean ‘it’s’ not what you think. It’s Juggs that.. ah, I meant to say it’s just… aw who am I kidding, honk honk
>>215983310>grandma starts twitching faster than michael j fox
>>215982809>cum in pants and start crying>now she's the asshole for making you cum and cry with her boobs
>>215982809It was either that or look at your face.
>>215982809Of course not. I'm a supreme gentleman, after all.
>>215982809>Sorry, I'm autistic and have trouble looking people in the eyes
no i was looking at your tummy
>>215982857lolol actuallyit's ok i'm gay and just keep looking
>>215983041For me they are trying to accentuate their asses.Do they really think that I'm an ass man or something?I'm not a barbarian.
>>215982809What boobs?
>>215983698This one as well, I generally avoid looking at people's faces.
>>215982809No I only like feet (male)
>>215982809of course I did?
>>215982809>No, ma'amShuts them down real quick
>>215982809YES I DID LOOK AT YOUR SPECTACULAR TITS THAT I WANT TO MOTORBOAT AND SUCKLE LIKE A FAMISHED NEWBORN, SO GET THOSE MILK TRUCKS OUT BECAUSE IT'S FEEDING TIME BITCH!!!*He said calmly*It fucking sucks that they didn't cast DaDDario as Wonder Woman instead of that scrawny kike Gadot while we should have got both a Tomb Raider movie and Vampirella movie starring her and Directed by Paul Verhoeven!!!FACT!!!
>>215983005>you'll already won'tBrown
>>215982809sure did, nice rack, lets stack.
>>215984951Browns can be chads too, I guess.
>>215982809Don't flatter yourself, you aren't big enough.
>>215982809Yeah they're great. So?
>>215982809No, so how‘s it going at work
>>215982809No, did you just look at my fat hog?
>>215982809Yes sex with beutifel lady now!! - and proced to take out my erect cock
>>215982809I just ask if they were looking at my crotch/ass. I also just straight up admitted to staring at my coworkers tits once (she has like L cups) and she just giggled and would jiggle them and laugh as a joke after that.
>>215982809That is correct, succubus. I will not look into your eyes, succubus, as I do not want to be turned into stone. Keep staring at me, succubus, I know what you're trying to do and it will not work on me.
>>215985845>L cupsGod, I see what you have done for others. I want that for myself.
>>215982809Yes, they're amazing and I will be thinking about them tonight when I wank.
>>215985908She looks like that Latina with the giant rack that gets spammed on /int/ all the time but with a flatter stomach. Well work the risk. She turned out to be an absolute nutjob but still worth it.
>>215986040>latinaeh, I'm not as enthused, but still, giant tits are giant tits
>>215985895Borat?
>>215982809>new co-worker is a titcow>they are massive, clearly natural, but so perky for a woman in her 30's>working across from her one day and can't help but notice them because she's wearing a tight shirt with a pinched waist>"Did you just stare at my boobs?">panic>"Yeah, I'll cop that. Can you blame me?">realise I've just fucked myself>she just laughs and doesn't file with HR>slaps me on the arse>"Can you blame me?">ohfuckimsoinboys>find out a day later she has a boyfriend and is just another cheating whoreruined
>>215986179well at least you're save
>>215982809I wasn't aware you had any.
>>215982809Like a normal person getting caught looking at someone's boobs."Actually, yes. I couldn't help but admire them." Then walk away from them leaving them unsure of what to say next. It's weird that troons made looking at women's asses and breasts a weird thing.
>>215982809>Yeah, just admiring the good toots. *Smacks her ass*
>>215983012reminds me of how I met my freshman college gf. I was sitting next her in class looking at her cleavage, and she noticed and coyly asked "what are you looking at anon?", and in a eureka moment I pretended to look around confused then looked back at her tits and went "Who said that?" which made her laugh.
>>215982809i would not say a single thing. i would sit down and listen(stare) at what her tits had to say because that is what nobody did
>>215982809Honestly didn't mind this movie. The first few seasons of the show are better though.
Switch to a gay voice and go "yeah gurl~"
>>215982809I have a gf!
How do you not look at a woman's breasts? Like honestly I'm not sure if I could avoid it.
>>215986703You can't avoid looking at them but you can stop yourself from staring at them.
test
>>215982809what boobs
>>215986115very nice!
>>215986659I always liked the intro sequence to the movie, with the warm sunrise of a lonely ocean dawn, only a very few people awake and about, the melancholy sound of Major Lazer's Get Free playing in the background. makes me nostalgic for a life I never lived, having grown up in Alaska.
>>215983002Fully Rely on God
>>215986640What kind of panties did she wear?
>>215982809"Yes, they're very nice"
>>215986963Women in porn wear tiny panties, I wonder if they dress like this in real life too.
>>215982920Have intense gay sex in front of her not to blow my cover of course.
>>215986963I didn't check her underwear daily when we were together, weird panty fetish anon, but when she would spend the night she either wore see-through lace ones or none at all.
>>215982809what boobs?
>>215987039What a fucking whore
>incel thread
>>215982809>Oh honey I was looking at your OUTFIT! SUHLAAAAAAY!Snap my fingers and mince away
>>215987486Those are the best
>>215987486Incel websiteSEETHE ha!
Yeah why are you wearing camouflage
>>215983118>what the fuck is that, a wheelchair ramp going into the pool? this DEI shit has gone way too far
>>215982809I wouldn't say anything. I would listen to the boobs which nobody else did
>>215982809What boobs ya flat bitch?
>>215982809do girls actually notice when your eyes look at their boobs for a split second. Oh fuck, shit
>>215988024Yes, they can also notice when you look at their ass by using their side eye technique.
>>215982878I still spill my spaghetti even though I've had long term GFs for more of my life than notHave to get a new one though, it doesn't bode wellBut I'm also a universe bender so I will simply believe I'll get another and then I will. It literally always works.
>>215982809post the webm already
My manager caught me looking at her butt before and she didnt even care
>>215988033>side eye techniqueno match for my sunglasses technique
>>215983002>"christian" yogurt, but only candy garbage flavors disgust
>>215988191i actually like garbage
>>215987486>>incel threadThat must be why you're here!!!FACT!!!
>>215982809No. I admired your boobs.
>>215982809>No, I was looking at your delicious tummy.
>>215982809> Yes, very impressive, but that's not important right now
>>215982809I would absolutely NEVER look at your boobs if you had your cunt sticking out
>>215982809I would've looked at your ass, but you ain't got one.
>>215988426I would. Tits are much nicer to look at than pussy.
>>215982809No, I wasn't. I was just trying to think of a way to rape you
>>215987004save cover, blow load
>>215983023I believe transvestigatores now
>>215982809start screaming "I CANT BREATHE" and "NO JUSTICE NO PEACE" for the next 15 minutes while rhythmically drumming across various surfaces
>>215982878Jeetcoded
>>215988704Haha you faggot zoomers. Anything approaching normal male behavior sends you running screaming. And you wonder why you never get laid and think it's because you're too short or something. Go watch old movies and see how white men with balls behave if you ever want a hope of touching a woman.
>>215988792Good morning sir
>>215982809What's wrong with looking at someone's tits? Staring is a whole different thing of course, but explain to me how taking a look is a bad thing
>click on thread about Didarrio's tits>no pics of Didarrios titsfuck you bunch of fucking weirdos, kys
>>215989564How about Daddario's hips?
>>215983023Don't care. She's still hot as hell and her eyes are hypnotic.
>>215982878If you are telling the truth, you need to stop going after other dudes wives and be a LOT more self confident. You're obviously attractive for a male just don't realize it yet, maybe you have some weird flaw like acne and its making you think you're undatable but its apparently not true because she was interested. Be confident and flirt with other women and see if it gets you anywhere, you might be missing out on love and need to stop being autistic and hating yourself. If a woman allows you to creep on her its because she thinks you are sweet.Sorry to bump this thread but I felt like someone should tell you that.
>>215988047Based
>>215987854
"I am now since you brought it up."Act natural and just walk away. How hard is that?
>>215982809you call those boobs?
>>215989607moooooore
>>215982809This is one of those situations where no response works just as well as any response. Just scoff, or laugh it off and move on to whatever else you were talking about.
>>215982809>I like your sports bra, reminds me of tiger stripe camo
>>215990818I appreciate the advice anon I've been stewing on the question a whileThe problem is I just like her. I don't like random other girls. I might take a break from going there for a while.
>>215991247The big titty actresses linked up? I was joking about this in another thread. They should press them against each other to see whose is firmer.
>>215983002This reminds me of when women get fake tits and the nipples point in different directions.
>>215983095
>>215993857daddario's are most likely firmer. you can tell from her nude scenes that they're definitely perkier. pretty impressive considering she's nearing 40. sydney wins in size of course but those milkers need some good support. this was very obvious in all the pictures of her in that sheer silver dress where her nipples look like wandering eyes
>>215983056>>215983058t: virginsSomeone being married or in a relationship has no bearing on their desire to hook up.
>>215986179That's your work wife. Don't expect it to go anywhere but have fun.
>>215995797
>>215982809No, I was just thinking about blowing raspberries on your tummy.
>>215991247who tit mogs who?
>>215982989You look at them, you homo.
>>215982809"What boobs, those pitiful little bee stings? You have a weird face, too."
>>215982809>oh you're on roids? that's cute
>>215982878Good morning sir
>If I pulled those off, would you die?
>>215982809>>>Get over yourself
>>215982828saar pls
>>215982809Just be yourself.
>>215983112The me too has been out of steam for years. Looking at women is not that dangerous anymore.
>>215982809Respond, " Yes , then grab her left boob and give it a nice squueze, and say, " Now i'm touching them."Her pussy will explode. Remember one basic tactic of Game is to agree and amplify whenever they try to pull this nonsense.
>>215997947the things that saars do, saars.
>You can't even look at women without getting denounced and yet fitness trainers get away with this.Explaim
>>215998344What the fug
>>215998344Ugh, this board and melanated hogs..
>>215998344kek, this guy is literally taking jenkem hits straight from the bumbum.
>>215998344this kind of video is made to farm clicks with the suggestive thumbnail
>>215982809Yes, sorry. Haha. But unironically.
>>215983058>she's married>then stop looking at her, just wasting your timeChecking out a chick is never a waste of time. If you like it and she likes it, that's enough. Nothing has to happen. You can respect her marriage without downcast no-contact eyes.Look her right in the eyes. Drink her in. Fuck her with your eyes. What's her husband gonna do about it? If a guy ever confronts you about this, just be honest. Yeah you checked her out. You found her wanting. Just not attracted to that. If he's happy with her, good for him, you're just not into it.
>>215982809Yes.
>No! *Heavy voice*>keeps staring intently at her boobs
>>215982809"yes"
>>215982809No I'm here for the job interview
>>215982828>You’re welcomed slut.Good morning, sar.
>>215982809Actually happened to me once. Just said "yeah" and carried on the conversation as if nothing happened. Ended up dating that girl for a few months.
>>216001696I was informed by the sexless zoomers here that only Indians behave assertively and that it is literal rape and she will ruin you
>>215982809No, that was just my eyes' rest position.
>>215987486as opposed to the many non-incel threads on 4chan
>>215982828fpbp
>>215982809>women taunt and tease! Because they are attractive and then they punish you for being attracted
>>215982828>marry
>>215982809>No, I was staring at your belly button>>215983720>>215988352>>215983018Based.
>>215982809>without sounding like a creepCan't help you there famallama, I go Full retard and jeetmax.>hallo beutiful womann I kiss u muahmuah I redeem u r pussi milk truk sexi girlfren come to Mumbai I receve u maam helo bich lasana
>>215982878>>215990818>>215992333wtf are these series of posts? The first reply had nothing to do with the original and the subsequent reply of the reply doesn't even acknowledge that. Are the last two posts a bot?
>>215982809No.
>>216002202Only works if the girl thinks youre hot
>>216004421Hey, I get what you're saying, but honestly, a lot of the activity here is pretty suspicious. If you look closely, you'll notice that a good chunk of the users are probably bots—things like super repetitive posts, odd usernames, or accounts that only seem to pop up to promote something. It kinda feels like the site’s been overtaken by automated accounts. Just my two cents!
>>215982809Yes but to be fair they looked at me first
>>215982809
>>215982809>you call those boobs?>tip fedora>turn 360 degrees and walk away
>>215983123
>>216005206bottom guy should work out, lose weight, groom himself and wear better clothes
>>216007866This is the only answer; you may as well go out in style.
>>215982809>How do you respond without sounding like a creep?'yeah they're good looking boobs''aww hehe thanks'
>>216004725based and jeetpt pilled
>>215982828It turns out not all Indians are bad.
>>216004401>>215988704>>216008118>>216008121>jeet jeet jeet jeet
>>216008137bloody bhenchod bastards
