>mfw it's up to Wicked to save cinema
that cranial slope is pretty intense
>>215991757I bet that feels so good
>>215991757I thought turdies didnt like musicals
bald monkey scratches itself. why is ariana grande in love with this creature?
>>215991757You mean Avatar?
>>215991757Not a fucking chance
>>215992958Me on the left
>>215991757The relationship that Ariana has with this woman is so performative because Ariana knows she mogs her, and she knows that musicalfags are huge divas, so she has to overcompensate to an insane degree so this monster doesn't feel insecure and upstaged by a skinny white bitch who actually has hair.
>>215992998Good choice.
>>215993019It was super funny when that guy tried to touch ariana and it chimped out at them with its useless hag nails.
>>215993019Stop watching gossip tiktok
>>215993024>pitted against each other.like its someone else always making them do it.
>>215993677>responsibility for our own actions? UNPOSSIBLE!
>>215991757100 years ago anthropologists would have paid good money or traded a large amount of cowrie shells fir thus skull to boil, clean and take back to their university collection
She literally got cast as the designated ugly misfit character, why does she parade herself around like shes not a malnourished deathclaw?
Shes pushing on her skulls soft spot like its a reset button.
>>215993757I call it homo scissorhands
>>215991808She's turning into a xenomorph.
>>215992040You don't need 3" nails to scratch your head.
>>215993940
>>215992111They are both anorexic and treat thinness as a competition while acting like BFFs. Their friendship is toxic.
>>215993757>american educationHere is a world famous anthropologist from 1925
>>215994883how is she world famous if no one knows who she is
>>215994883What other country would care to teach about a black anthropologist?
>>215992958Weinstein come back and save us from the uglies
>>215992958actually terrifying, this image will haunt my nightmares
>>215991757>the concept of Wicked being a duology that saved cinema
>>215992958This is scary
>>215991757Please stop posting this litcheral Nogsferatu, it's gross!!
>>215993940She's just another of Roger's disguises
it's honestly CRAZY we all have to pretend they're human...
>>215992958bud's face says it all
>>215998032Roger has hips.
>>215998140the god of american culture
KNEEL. WORSHIP.
I watched a short interview with this creature and I was shocked at how intelligent and soft spoken it sounded. In my mind I was imagining a ghetto shaniqua like Cardi B or Nikki Minaj, but she actually had a normal speaking voice and even demonstrated an ability to comprehend theory of mind which blacks rarely have. https://youtube.com/shorts/83gY9t4V7LM
>>215992958i bought so many bell bearings to these ladies
>>215991757
>>215992958These are the demons that drag you to hell when you die.
>>215998860I
>>215991757COVID destroyed the film industry
>>215994012I imagine them trying to flex on each other like>I only ate 300 calories this week!>Pssh, you ate this week?
>>215991757I appreciate black bald women for signalling so clearly who I can just completely disregard out of hand.
>>215998351I got filtered by her appearance as well, but her current insane look is most likely just a part of the movie's promo. Her vocal talent is undeniable though https://youtu.be/ZlWfW2U8MNs?si=sa6PTBYQqjCg_rjn
>>215991757Why is she bald? Is she sick?
>>216000657how does she rewire a plug with nails like that?
>>215994943world famous means black people to blacks
>>215994883Lmao. Fuck off back to redd1t
>>215992958>go vegan!
>>215991757Is there even good songs in the second part?
>>215992958pardon my nigga Harvey NOW
>>215993757100 years ago was 1950, black people existed in America by then.
>>215993024shes got a decent looking body
>>215992958
>>216001087she's nigerian tho not american
>>215998846kek
>>215992958Casting director clearly thought they were making an adaptation of Roald Dahl's Witches instead.
>>215992958What the hell happened?
>>216001087go count that again
>>216001087>100 years ago was 1950
>>215991757Omg its jesus. Someone post the webm!
>>216003069>Someone post the webm!
>>215992958Both of these people look like they're dying
>>216003155The demons inhabiting them are draining their vril and natural life energies. What remains of their soul is torn to shreds and day by day little parts of it flit away as satans servants laugh doing it. Also probably drugs and diet.
>>215992958MASQUERADE VIOLATION
She actually looks fuckable with hair.
>>215992958i am not kidding when i say they look like the cast from that Witches movie from the 80s'. is that real?
>>215991757>one looks like she got hit in the back of the head with a brick>the other is a fucking bald negro who thinks she matters as something more that somebody who remembers her lines well.No wonder last month was the literal worst box office month on record in 30 years. Wake me when dudes are over 200 lbs and women can be attractive again.
>>216003382ty anon for the laugh on a shit day
>>215991757The facial crest of a fucking harse.
>>215992040lol
>>216003512I wouldn't say fuckable (at all), but she does look a lot cuter and more welcoming with hair
>>215992958Cursed image.
>>215992958FEED THE WORRRRRRLDDO THEY KNOW IT’S CHRISTMAS TIME
>>216001107You're gay, my man.
>>215992958>meanwhile back in 1999 /tv/ this was a woman dying of cancer.
>>216006128nothing wrong with her fit chocolate body. better than arianas corpse in this pic>>215992958
>>216006100they donated all that money to african warlords who bought munitions to kill more people, its fine tho they each have like 10 kids by the time they're 18 so their population is actually skyrocketing exponentially, so much so in fact that there's too many of them to fit in africa any more, which is fine tho because the the overspill just comes to live with us in europe, which is great because it means we can work to pay taxes to feed and house them directly, so there's much less of a risk the money ends up in the hands of warlords, alls well that ends well
>>215994883We wuz anthropolologists n sheeeit
>>216003512The only Wicked Witch to date (including Margaret Hamilton) who looks less bizarre in the witch makeup. >>216006145kek
>>216003366>Also probably drugs and dietkek
>>216003571im having a shit day too. prost
>>216006264>>216000657>>215998351retard /pol/ brain racist chuds cannot comprehend that their backwards hick ass views of other humans may not be correct. These black ladies have been through more and are 1000 times more valuable to the world than you pathetic pasty degens. Your impotent seething in this outdated forum is fun to watch though.
>>215993024Does she look decent with hair?
>>216006950>1000 times more valuable to the worldin what sense exactly?
>>216006950lmao. Let's not get hasty now. This ugly troon gives nothing to society and has never known struggle.
>>215992958Notice how Ariana Grande has looked more and more hollow the longer she's spent with this very obvious witch. Really creepy watching how overprotective she is of her.
>>216001916Her life force is being drained by the bruha.
>>215992958Not the most flattering picture but it's insane how some replies think this looks scary. The fuck are you 11?
>>216006189Bruh, she’s a skinned forearm away from being a trans man. You’re fucking gay if this body type appeals to you.
>>216006310>>216003571Hope it gets better.
>>216006950The trolling would work better if you had some facts instead of mere opinions.
Reminder that it doesn't matter if you believe in heaven and hell because the people in charge believe that not only is Satan real but that he can give them powers beyond anything you or I have. These people will say and do absolutely anything acquire this power regardless if it's real or not.Act accordingly.
>>216007529>>216007336where are your facts asshole? Oh that shes black and bald? Why dont you go jerk off for the 10th time today>>216007318I'm comparing it to the value you bring
>>216006950big think indeed
>>216007572The fact of shes an actress and I read her early life.
>>216007753what id your job and early life anon? I want to know what makes you superior to this lady
>>216007777
>>216007786okay, so nothing. got it
>>216007777name: johnny bravooccupation: johnny bravo
>>216007572I’m just saying that if you want to troll better, include some facts and not just mental diarrhea.I’m also not both the people you’re replying to.Of course it’s entirely possible you’re not trolling, in which case hahahahahaaa you fucking faggot.
>>216007881I know what you are, but what am I?
>>216007488>You’re fucking gay if a biological woman appeals to you.guarantee you are lusting after literal trannies like hunter schafer frend
>>215993024just give her antlers and she'll play a perfect wendigo
>>215991808I wish mine looked like that instead of the frankenstein forehead I have. I'd like to shave it off.
>>215992958Masquerade violation!
>>215991757Literally how did we get here?
>>216009244>You’re fucking gay if a biological woman that looks like a man appeals to youYes. You’re a fucking closeted gay man, unironically. >N-no YOU are the one that is attracted to trannies!Absolutely pathetic comeback, you man-ass lusting public restroom jizz-siphon.
>>215993993Don't compare based Paracas to that nigger
>>215992958Return to Oz(empic)
>>215991757 >>215992958She would reject me, laught at me and call me retarded incel weirdo while i cry.
>>215992958what's going on at the wicked set?
When she’s dolled up in fancy outfits with those ridiculous nails glued on, how does she take her drawers off when she needs a piss? Her hands won’t have any purchase.
>>215992153quick, someone call the dentist
>>216003512Non-black skin, coloured eyes and long straight hair>She would be fuckable if she was white
>>216003512Would fuck her from behind, gripping her braid.
>>216003539This film is gonna make at least 800 million
>>216003512Glasses are doing a lot of work here, but yeah, this>>216010682
>>216010418what are they feeding these women
>>216010813purely the blood of newborns
>>215992958Here are those college freshmen i was yelling you about
>>216010418i'm not sure but frankly, I'm concerned
>>216010418>>215992958Now normally I don't believe in demons but then you have a movie literally called Wicked and the actresses all look like this and I don't even want to know whats going on here >>215998140 >>215998308
Can someone tell me what the fucking story is with these two? Is there some Voodoo mind control shit going on?
>>215991757I bet she gives amazing head.
>>216013097I very much look forward to reading their posthumous biographies and finding out what abject insanity led to this ghoulery in about five year's time.
>>216012795>Blackferatu
>>215992958This image is demonic.
>>215998308im not even christian but ill be damned if im watching jesus christ superstar with a f*male jesus
>>216014043Is that LE HECKIN BLACK WOMAN REACTION FACE!?!>time to dissect this split second interaction and make endless TikTok’s with my other millennial girlies where the story will devolve into something so insane it makes Qanon boomers look reasonable but will somehow dominate the headlines for a week OOP!
>>216001916Cocaine, lots of cocaine
>>216001916Dan Schneider happened
>>216001916O-O-OOOOOZEMPIC
>>216012795>blackforatu
>>215991808the frontal lobe of that species is like 2/3rds as big and dense as a human’s
>>216001107that thing literally looks like a dude
>>215991757yo lance reddick had been resurrected as a drag queen now?
>>215993024>jews: this is beautiful >jews: this male child is a woman>jews: the holocaust happened race of grifting liars
>>215993024>>216001107similar face on both things
>>216001916future fat wife mode>>215992958sexy wife that will always be the envy of your buddies' fat wives mode. Anyone that prefers old Grande is retarded
>>216006950black women and white men are both the most disrespected demographics of all. It's why they have the strongest marital success rate
Fascism and feminism LMAOIt made Grace sadhttps://youtu.be/43HnmkgU42M?si=ZtWrD-tDGBO6hpHX
>>216000784Lmfao true>>216006950Black women are the least wanted people anon
>>216007572These anons make me happy and brighten my dayYou and the ugly bald bitch are just irritating and entitled and uppity
>>216015222Lmfao
>>216015425Are you a woman? What you’re saying goes against any common male thought You’re the freak anonShe was jubilant and vivacious on victorious and now she’s like a stepped on leaf
How will they make her walk in the movie, when the actress is crippled IRL?
>>216001107>>216006189She's literally built like Tupac you fucking faggot.
Do people really care about this film?
>>216016255>>216013097>>216012795Weird fucking shill angle. Nobody wants to see these freaks
Vomit inducing actress that (((bizarrely))) gets prominent roles.
>>215991757>>215992958It's shocking how ugly this woman is. Ariana Grande comes a close 2nd with her horrifying plastic surgery. These women and the women who stan for them are mentally ill. But please by all means go to see this movie and prop up the theaters. We're all in this together.
>>215993957but having hair in the middle of it isn't the same, like a condom
>>216016650Ariana Grande activates my nurturing instinct. That thing Miley Cyrus became is too much uncanny valley, all I get is a fight or flight response.
>>216010418its called hagmaxxing, you normies wouldnt understand.
I have no idea how people view these monstrosities as good looking. Then they're shit people on top of it. Grande already forgot about the victims of terrorists who died seeing her concert. Selfish, ugly people. It hurts to look at them.
>>216016895Ariana was jealous the terrorists got so much attention, and that's why she's transformed herself into a monstrosity.
>>216016650This is edited by pol chuds
>>216016994What's your point, Sherlock?
so wait, why do they all look like theyre dying of leukemia?
Women and fags are the only people who watch movies in theaters anymore, so it might break even like the last one.
>>216009464kek
>>216010418Shopped?
>>215991757Jonathan Bailey is so hot!
>>216015949she won't walk, because that'll be ableistshe'll talk about how nothing is wrong with her and roll away.
>>215992958Target audience?
>>215992958>Make me look like I'm dying of stage 5 cancer
>>216018872What does that expression convey?
tfw my wife is obsessed with this shitgonna go see it tomorrow and prob get her wicked related crap for xmas
me trying to resist the urge to slap her on the head
>>216020892Kek
>>215992958>me on the left
>>216019866middle age roasties, queers & trannies. no exceptions
>>215992958Corpsemaxxing is so in this season
she's bald so we know the throat game is legendary
>>216021648Lmao
>>215991757God DAMN she is ugly.
>>216015222suddenly troon-brained out of nowhere.
>>215992958So this is the american feminine beauty ideal?
>>216009539You're right, Paracas are based and don't deserve to be compared to that nigger.
>>216021549Why are women so obssessed with this movie?
>>215992958They are anorexic. I wonder if people try to gently tell them
im legit feel scared looking at them like scared im going to get sliced up in a dungeon. so fucked up
>>215992958My new challenge…a chance to forge my masterpiece…
>>215992958>we want the zoomer audience
>>216022701they don't appear to be anorexic
>>216023250based beyond belief
>>216006189Absolutemente homosexũal de maricon
>>216023285Cope
necromancy
>>216003512It's okay, she's ugly as fuck. You can say she's fucking ugly as fuck.
>>215992958I don't care if these women are good singers because musicals do nothing for me. I would rather watch a movie where Sydney Sweeney and Dakota Johnson awkwardly stare at each other and nothing happens, aka Madame Web, then watch something with these two creatures. But when musicals only attract women and gay men it makes sense that they don't need to appeal to the male gaze.
>>216023684Lillis as Glinda and Spaeny as Elphaba.
>>215991757So cinema is absolutely irrevocably fucking cooked, then?
>>215993024>>216001107are there no attractive black women in hollywood that can act?
>>216023819She cute.
>>216010418the hottest of these hags by far
>>216012795Wicked is prime queerslop meant to appeal to the gay zoomer community first and foremost. Having the two leads teasing at being dykes for each other would only encourage that sort of crowd even more. But the trade off is that its weird and cringy to the normie audience so the studios big wigs told them to dial it back.
>>2160142564chan icels are just like them lol>is the a woman touching her v neck dress when another women stands next to her??? OMG I MUST DISSECT THIS WITH ALL 10 OF MY BRAINCELLS AND MY FELL BABY BITCH WOMAN HATERS!!! IT MUST BE BECAUSE BOOBS!!!!!! OF COURSE HURRRR!!>is that man crying as his trans kids wal;ks on stage? luh-luh-looove? Huh? whats that? NO RETARD ITS BECUZ TRANNY TARNZ TARN TARN REEEEW!!!! HURRRR
>>216015774oh shit, did she give another weirdo take lik with toy Story 3? or Brightburn?
>>216015949IMAGINE not wanting to fuck this big tiddy wheeler because your hot for a skeleton!
Who is this for, gays and women? I don't see guys or women not into musical slop liking this shit.
>>216015774why do you think Grace isnt in any kind of relationship? I think she might have some weird neurodivergence that makes her not really interested in sex or companionship.
>>216024337Theater kids eating good right now.
>>215992958Is that ariana grande? Jesus fucking christ.
>>216024337even as someone into musicals, them splitting this shit into two movies was gross and retarded, fuck you WB.
>>216024287She was crying over some feminist nonsense. Read some of the comments, they're hilarious>>216024339Idk, she might be in one, she's pretty good at protecting her privacy
>>216024626yeah im gonna watch that video thanks anon.
>>216023819
>>216018872>>216020502
>>216022945Damn, you're a sensitive little guy.
>>215992958I can’t believe I’m saying this but Weinstein please come back and save us from these uggo bitches
>>216000994>go vegan!and DIE!!!!
>>215992958Competitive eating disorders
>>216025523This.
>>215992958I love how everyone is celebrating clear cases of mental illness.
>>216009451Don't be ashamed of your physiognomy nigganon
>>216025523Uncle Harvey can't save us. The uggos have won, and there's no going back.
>>216025523fuckin for real. Im actually even MORE MAD he couldn't keep his shit under control!
>>215992958>>216018872https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCx_uiSdC_c
>>216010418She’s 63. I’m not advocating skeleton maxxing but she looks great for 63 and leagues beyond those two broads who are decades younger.Reminds me of Tom Wolfe’s “social x-rays” from Binfire of the Vanities.
>>216010813The entire food budget for the cast is 2 dollar .They're nosferatumaxxing
>>215991757>>215992958>>215993024OOGA BOOGA
>>216024357>Theater kids eating good right now.Theater kids are the biggest pussies in high school. No one likes them not even their own parents.
>>216025573>Uncle Harvey can't save us.Trump should have pardoned him even Danny Masterson as well. Hollywood needs a purge so fucking badly it's insane.
>>215994883Shut up stupid nigger
>>215991757>This is what Americans find attractive
>>215993993Is this where the expression "Chongo longo!" comes from?
>>216023416>negromancy
>>216023819Attractive people don't need Hollywood anymore. That's all there is to it. No need to degrade yourself by sucking a jew's dick when you can make money posting workout vids and makeup tips, or thirst traps. Plus, you don't have to move to LA. So the only people Hollywood has left, are the uggos who are still willing to debase themselves for fame.
>>216010418People with anorexia unironically hold competitions with one another to see who can be the skinniest
>>216023819I liked junglepussy in OBAA
>>216013178As do I
>>215991757Every image of this woman makes me deeply uncomfortable. Some black women can pull off being bald, she just looks like an alien
>>215992958>>216021156
WAIIIIITTTT
>hated the first movie>excited for the sequel cause it covers the original wizard of oz>dorothy is seen from a distance and isn't a real characterLook I know thats how it is in the play and book but FUCK that. Losing hope this will be decent by the minute.
>>216026821Thanks for posting the original image
>>216026821Kek
yuck i dont want it
>>216021648Lich maxing
>>216026878Context?
>>216024233>teasing at being dykes So it's all bait? The witches don't bump donuts in the movie?
>>215993024I dont think shes beautiful or attractive but I will say she is one of the more interesting looking people ive seen, like a character creator result brought to life.
>>216027945Vegans?
>>216026908lol anon no, it was never going to be good, hell it's already un-adaptable as the second half of the book is just Elphaba and her dead boyfriend's wife being miserable at each other out in their castle while she sorta tries to learn magic and make animals talk again and treat her son (who she steadfastly refuses to recognize) like shit
>>216001107>attracted to masculine presenting demonsfuck you faggot. I get why people hate some gays.
>>215992958grim
>>216001916she's a bad person, dude. her youth was drained away and replaced by her soul, which is shit. she openly ruins marriages and cheats on dudes like it's nothing, and profits off it all. She uses dark energy just like Cynthia does. This is high level demon shit.pic unrelated
>>215991757>tfw you can't comprehend what tfw means
>>216029239tight female white
>>216012795Solidarity against what? Cynthia losing her voice? Is she gonna take laxatives in solidarity as well if Cynthia gets diarrhea?
>>216006950Saaaaaaarrr
>>215992958Jesus Christ.
>>216029230What am I supposed to see here?
>>215992958>this will make them go watch our movie
