Let's fucking gooooo!Trailer:https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QKYFfYLe5rs
>>215991770Who fucking asked for this
>>215991770>live action remake no one asked for 1.5 years after the sequel no one cared about releasesHorizon moment
>>215991770Wow, I'm surprised they didn't race swap Moana
>>215991854>sequel no one asked for made 1.5 billion dollars
>>215991800Why all these live action versions of animated movies? Just to recreate a thing that already exists? Why do?>MORE MONEY!...Oooohhh... Yeah.
>>215991863Slop
It looks shit. Visually. All those threads about analog soul vs digital slop are ringing true. It didn't look real in any way, closer to the animation than real life
>>215991770Wow, this really made me want to watch the animated one instead
>>215992276Lol no
>>215991770visual vomit
>>215991770Didn’t watch the trailer and I know this is unneeded garbage. I hope Disney burns down.
It’s like 90% cgi minus the human characters? Kinda pointless. Pass
>>215992596Fuck all these live action remakes are just animated movies with realistic cgi instead of cartoony cgi
>>215991770Kino
>>215991863Race swapped? Wasn't the original one a goblin?
>>215991874liar
>>215991770so is the Rock playing the Rock?>>215991874that cant be real
>>215991770What's the point of doing live action if it's all CGI and looks like cartoon anyway?
>>215991800Moana is the quintessential Female Hero's Journey
>>215991770>live action>99% of the shots are CGI
>>215991770SLOP
>>215991770>m.youtube
>>215993439What do you mean
>>215993505he means that your skin is rich in melanin
>Live action loli Moana isn't toplessCowards
Why are they making this? It’s not even been 10 years since the original was released
Does the lighting look off or is it just me? shadows seem wrong
>>215991800Live actions that make money like how to train your dragom
>>215993667Dwyane probably wanted to do it before he was physically unable.
>>215993952Yes, it's very rough. Disney once again rushing CGI.
>>215993952idk how a big mass of water towering over you would ineract with light
>>2159939523D cgi is simulated with maths so even if it looks physically weird it's still correct
>>215994354and can your math and computer and science generate HEART? yeah, didn't think so
You could make a quiz with shots/stills where you have to guess if it's live-action or animated Moana, and it would be very challenging
>>215991770>everyone is Polynesian Wtf? Where is the diversity?Where are the Black Folx?
>>215991770>use the big titty actress as a voice actor>for the live action version, use some lil jit
>>215994445shut up timmy, polynesians have it hard enough in hollywood as is
>>215992931>>215992959Sad, but moana 2 which wasn't even a real movie, bust stitched series earned over 1 billion. Lilon and stich also earned a billion
>>215994354Math written by idiots
>>215991770>mfw this will print moneyIt's over.>>215994460Moana looks like THAT?!?
Will they be showcasing traditional Hawaiian culture
>>215994487Except for Jason mamoa and the rock
>>215991770Where is the representation of White people? Why is that Moana has brown islander population and Mulan only has Asians but Snow White has modern New York population? What the fuck?
>>215991770Where are all the black African characters they put everywhere when the setting is Northern Europe? What happened to diversity?
>>215991863Raceswapping any race beside W**te people is racist
>>215993505It means at best you are a handsome Latino rocking a classical guitar or at worse you are a dumb ugly nigger wearing a white wife beater
>>215994354her back is covered in shadow but the shadow casts directly towards us
>>215993505Newfags are so mindbroken that they think only brown people watch youtube on their phones
>>215993952Yes it's terrible, amateurs made it
>LIVE ACTION remake of a CG movie:>CG boats>CG water>CG island>CG special effects>Green screened backgrounds>CG Rock jumping into a CG ocean
>>215991770is she fucking morphling from dota 2 lmfao gamers you hear me right?
>>215991800me
>>215994882>>215991770never go full agi
>>215995089>Open Your Heart it's gonna be alriiiiiiiiiiiight!
>>215991770wait, is that Morphling? is this a DOTA 2 movie?
>>215994882>>215995003>>215995168I see that great minds think alike
>>215991963So they can recreate the films for "modern audiences" and remove any problematic scenes. It's not 1937 anymore.
>>215991800It prints money
>>215994271>>215993952They contracted out to the lowest bidder. They farm effects out to whatever cgi sweatshop they can find.
>>215993952>original Moana is basically a thesis on the use of water, sun, and volcanic rocks in ani mated films>live action remake is slop made by pajeets
>>215995182>people who play DOTA>great minds
>>215995385It's gonna look awful like the effects from the little mermaid remake lol
>>215995448Live action always looks worse because it suddenly has to be realistic, any realism isn't as pretty.Same shit with the Lion King and Little Mermaid
>>215995415>he uses greentext but can't recognize irony
>>215991800You did when you let that Lion King abomination make gorillions
>live action lol, is there anything even real there? Even the trees and rocks look like CGI.
>>215991770>Sign in to confirm that you're not a botI AM REAL I AM REAL I AM REAL I AM REAL STOPITSTOPITSTOPITAAAAAAAAAAA
>>215991800It was me
>>215992596this, lol
>>215994703To be honest I thought they'd make her a little Indian or Chinese girl. Some people thought they'd make her a viking since they all traveled the ocean before Hawaii was even a thing.
Might be okay.
Your welcome.
>>215996127>your
>>215996110what race is this?
>>215996110she cute
>>215996145Delicious brown.
>>215993027You're thinking of Arya Stark. The female heroes journey for women is into the nature of death.
>>215996179I sense a touch of downs syndrome.
>>215996145White American.
>>215993952>live actionIt was always going to be dogshit.
>>215991770Never seen the original.Because I'm not brown.
>>215991770Remaking a movie that's cgi where its 99% cgi. Lmak
>>215992596also looks absolutely colourless lmak
>>215996110Looks a i generated
>>215993952
>>215997500Sure, but explain this light source coming from the side. Its all fucked...
>>215997606I can't. I also can't explain the wave casting a shadow in 180 degrees.
>>215991770SHOW US DWAYNE YOU COWARDS
>>215997500The sun is higher in the sky, retard.
>>215997500Lighting is *the* most important thing in CGIIt's depressing how amateur it looks
>>215997713It's clearly coming in from the right which makes no sense.If it was coming from higher in the sky the girl's shadow would be shorter and the waves behind her would not be casting any.
>>215996145Polynesian
>>215991800zoomers nostalgic for movies of their childhood looking to take their kids to the theaters
>>215997969>nostalgicthat shit came out less than 10 years ago
>>215996145One race. Human race.
Man will these "live action" remakes ever stop making boatloads of money?
>>215998019Those 12yos are now 22 with disposable income, er I mean dole
AI slop made by indians
>>215998019>that shit came out less than 10 years agoSome zoomers became parents in their teens, so it makes sense they'd take their kids to see this by by now.
