So what? Jeets literally ice non-jeets out of employment opportunities, people go out of their way to try and exclude whites out of things because they can't handle our superiority.

>>215992440
>never start a land war in India

"They don't openly hate themselves for being white, so this must be white supremacy"

>>215992459
>jeet thinks he's tough
More than half of your country is polluted, kepe quiet little peasant.

>I’m on the jeet squad!

>>215992588
>You ARE the jeet squad!

>no more rhymes now, I mean it
>anybody want a Snyder cut?

Man newfags CANNOT take a joke

>>215992459
>You raped my father. Prepare to shit.

>>215992384
it's based? I KNEW IT

>>215992384
Black people don't understand High Fantasy, it requires imagination.

>>215995204
>Princess Bridge
>high fantasy
it isn't at all lol
both PB and TNES are extremely post-modern, and yes, I know chuds think that term means something else but it very much applies.

>>215995342
>the never ending story
>not high fantasy

There are post-modernist elements too, but the framing of it makes everything in the book world just as real as everything in the real world.

>>215992384
This is the most jewish 80s S&S I've seen.

Remake time.

>>215995807
Fuck no. They wouldn’t be able to rival the charm and the cast of the original were perfect together. The only thing they could conceivably potentially do is make it look more expensive, but the peak time for big budget fantastical action adventures was when the early Pirates were being made, so chances are it’d just look like bland digital slop now anyway

>>215992384
Are you sure that everyone ITT OP is at a level of media literacy required to engage in such complex discourse?

>>215995964
But Princess Bride is overrated trash

>>215995431
you can't have metatextual high-fantasy, its a contradiction in terms. TNES literally ends with Bastion rolling back the clock on every character death which as endings go is the anti-LOTR.

>>215995807
Never

>>215996281
>you can't have metatextual high-fantasy
Except never ending story isn’t “metatextual,” despite what your efriend said.

>>215996112
No it isn’t, you just don’t like it

>>215998604
You need to see it as a child so you can lie to yourself about how good it is

>>215996090
I'm sure they're not which is what makes it funny
To be fair though I came up with this thread by thinking to myself "what is something extremely jewish I could say?" and then posted it.

>>215998963
I watched it as an adult for the first time with no nostalgia and loved it

>>215999004
>/tv/tard has low standards
Big surprise

>>215995204
NTA but I wouldn't consider it High Fantasy either, it's a silly movie spoofing that.

>>215995204
In my own experience, black people have too poor of a grasp of English and too low attention spans to appreciate it. Lord of the Rings is basically impossible to comprehend or enjoy for them.

Plus it's also extremely culturally divorced from them.

>>215999035
Have you even watched the movie, unironically

>>215999099
I saw it as a kid and thought it was boring and stupid. And that's a low bar to miss for a kid who loves fantasy

>>215999120
It's not really a fantasy movie. No wonder you don't like it, nigga watching The Princes Bride hoping for Lord of the Rings

>>215999120
Sounds like you were just a little tard
And now you're a big tard

>>215999152
Why is it called "fantasy/action comedy" then? And why is it so underwhelming?

Movie needed action segments where Buttercup and Wesley were fighting hordes of goblins while the camera panned around them in circles
not even a boss fight against a demon????
They just fought a few fucken rats. Level 1 Baldurs Gate bullshit. Underwhelming as fuck

>>215999157
>Picks out a movie because you hear good things about it
>Realizes it's all fluff and bullshit
Is it too much to ask for a movie to be entertaining and not propped up by people insisting how good it is in spite of how boring and stupid it is?

>>215999252
You’re basically just admitting you couldn’t judge the movie for yourself.

>>215999177
> Why is it called "fantasy/action comedy" then?

because there aren’t any forests with firejets and insta-quicksand for starters.

>>215999537
I saw it knowing nothing about it apart from how people were recommending it. And yet it somehow failed to impress me. Maybe thinking it was gonna be, y'know, actually funny was too much

Frasier is good for this reason as well

>>215999573
No shit

>>215992459
Laughs in nader shah

>>215999609
You could’ve just said “yes”

>>215994461
You pretend to act like a retard and eventually your board is going to be full of retards

>>215999783
You could've just admitted this movie's an underwhelming flick

>>215999092
Hey man serious interest in asking you, you think this is something from the usa or the world or maybe just your own perspective, i'm in south america Peru, im what they call a poorfag and a brown third worlder here in 4chan, well medium economic in here while i was growing up had access to internet since i had like 8 years old, im 29 now im a millenial, but for example me being brown thirdworld south american, when i read things like these or another takes that i read here on 4chan, i see that it isnt like this for me my parents amd pretty much everyone i know here enjoys lord of the rings but also they enjoy for example hiphop music and it also got influence in regueton and videogames where pretty much loved except for the money limitations like playing wow but i did play warcraft 3 vice city when i was a child everyone never seem to have a thing for race except for the brown is less white is better they have in peru and that is mostly unspeaked also for discrimination when one is poor etc like the equivalent of someone being poor ignorant stereotype with a texas accent in hollywood, but for other things everyone seems to enjoy every race in the movies or music for example my friends listened to 2pac but also we enjoy rock music, so what do you think of the takes 4chan has, when maybe its not like that around the world

>>215992384
All I see is racism. Rob Reiner's career was founded on perpetuating white supremacy. SHAME!

>>215999800
Anon, you lack the ability to separate vague expectations from experience. You’re a child.

>>216000503
>Expecting a good movie and earnestly wanting to like it is too harsh. You need to have zero expectations and brain damage like I do
FIFY

>>216000554
Feel free to provide detailed and comprehensive criteria for “good.” You can’t.

>>216000587
A movie that's entertaining and engaging. That's it

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>>215995204
>>215995342
>>215992384
It's because a period piece set in the Middle Ages must not contain black people and this was before they started to insert anachronistic blacks into everything.

The browns and Meds have Antiquity, White people have Medieval times.

>>216000075
Many of your countrymen like the Lord of the Rings movies but how many read the books?
You provide ‘2pac’ and ‘rock music’ as two things that everyone can like, regardless, of ethnicity. Does everyone like this two things in the same proportion?
By this I mean that just because you know a few white people who like 2pac, 2pac is not equally as popular among white people as rock music is.
Lastly, you ought to avoid writing sentences that run on for the length of multiple paragraphs. When you’ve completed an idea, place a period at the end. Then, you can begin expressing the next, hopefully related, subsequent idea.
Lastly, you don’t need to put any text in the ‘Name’ field on this website. Your posting style certainly distinguishes you.

>>216002718
>>216000075
I should mention - I am also Peruvian and people here do not have many prejudices about Peru specifically, they just think we are like Mexicans, so I want you to improve your posting quality so that people will not think of Peruvians as low quality posters like they consider the Indians to be

>>215992459
>Gets conquered by a couple thousand anglos

>>215992384
Stop being antisemitic

>>216002718
I think very few people worldwide actually read books; the majority, regardless of ethnicity, don’t read much.
As for hip-hop and rock music, it really depends on the individual rather than their ethnicity. I’ve seen both white and brown people enjoy hip-hop or rock—it’s more about personality.
My doubt comes from the fact that many opinions here are from people in the U.S., so it seems either based on personal experiences or influenced by the specific culture of that country.

>inventing things to get mad about

>>215992384
I think what we really want is for Emma Watson to apologize for HER CAR

>>215999220
Dude, the audience is for a sick kid and his grandpa, not heefer mcbiggems the local LOTR memorabilia collector