No, but really, look at this cosmic protector princess coming to destroy your fragile ego with a look. I love this image so much.
I am ok with Rosalina being a badass as long as she is modest and motherly
voiced by brie larson so you just know
i dont play mario games because i'm not a millenial, so let me get this straightpeach is like the californian whore blonde while rosa is like the scandinavian aryan goddess (also a whore)?
>>215993419https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypyJAZeoT68I don't even have anything against brie, but does anyone else find her voice really bitchy and unfitting for the character?
>>215993501Correct, except Rosalina is not a whore by any means.
>>215993501im also a millenial who barely touched the mario games beyond one cartridge i had on gameboy, and super mario 64 on N64. whats the deal with Rosalina? why would OP think she's going to>destroy your fragile ego with a look
>>215993591brie larson herself is a bitch so that tracks
>>215993365Build for BBC (Big Bowser Cock)
>>215993591Sounds perfect to me. I don't hear any particular bitchiness here. Maybe a little and I don't mind more.
That's expression is $40 AUD less for the cinema is what it is
>>215993365will there be a lesbian scene of her and Peach?
>>215994906*SNIFFFFF*
>>215993501>>215994308Mario ends up in space due to Bowser's shenanigans and encounters Rosalina, a princess (or at least princess/queen-type woman) traveling the cosmos with her Lumas, a race of small, star-like beings. Over the course of the game she indirectly helps him defeat Bowser and rescue Rosalina.
>>215994308>why would OP think she's going to>>destroy your fragile ego with a lookThis is in reference to a meme from the DuckTales reboot, an actual tweet from the showrunner referring to Gosalyn from Darkwing Duck that has been rightly and heavily made fun of.
>>215995058Is Rosalina Luigi's girlfriend or is that Pauline?
I don't give a fuck about that though
>>215995058>Over the course of the game she indirectly helps him defeat Bowser and rescue Rosalina.I'm a moron. Over the course of the game she helps Mario rescue PEACH, not herself. Jesus.>>215995122That would be Daisy, actually.
>>215993402This. Also, I like girlboss Peach. I don't see why people care that her character is different from the games. She's cool and she can do anything. What would game Peach even do in a movie? Cry and beg for Mario to save her? We've kind of already seen that a million times. The truth is game Peach just doesn't have enough character to be a character in a movie. She's super basic dude. Like to the point that I can't even see it working. Sure they didn't have to turn her into a girlboss, but they didn't have to do anything. They could have made her any type of character. I think people just don't like strong cool women. It makes them nervous. Which is understandable irl, but she's a fantasy movie hero. I don't see the big deal. She didn't replace Mario, she's not preaching feminist propaganda, she's just jumping around, driving cars and punching turts.
>>215995122Pauline is the damsel in distress from the original Donkey Kong game that Nintendo finally decided to start using in games again in recent years.
>>215993365God I want her to sit on my face.
>>215995092Does he want to... you know? Fuck a duck?
>>215995241It's been a fucking decade you retard. I hope this post makes you realise how soon you're going to die.
>>215995290Yeah? And before that, how long had Pauline been fading into obscurity? What are you even arguing here?
>>215995244It would be particularly stinky
>>215995241>damsel in distressBut isn't she a kid in DK Bananza and his friend? Continuity is fucked up.
>>215995363
>>215995180>That would be Daisy, actually.wronbg daisy is my gfhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dD0AyLGr5k
>>215993365The real important question here is, has any new R34 came out?
>>215993365she's literally god, I can't really be mad at her being overpowered
>>215995282Don't be a prude. She's anthropomorphic.
>>215993591voice is too deep
So, what kind of lips does she have?Like this pic >>215993365or like this? >>215995244Aren't these from the same production?
>>215995181>Also, I like girlboss Peach. oof, lost me there. dunno what they're gonna do with daisy now>What would game Peach even do in a moviejust watch some of the cartoons. peach has employable sass but doesn't overdo it with the effortlessly outdoing mario shit
>>215993591unfitting, yes. bitchy no.. never understood this meme about brie to begin with though. just seemed like an awkward geek
>>215995181>She didn't replace MarioIt's less replacing Mario and more... disrespecting him, I guess you could say? The bit at the training course ("Hey, it took me a while to get it right, too." "You did it on your first try, didn't you?" "Okay, I did it on my first try, but...") could've been a nice moment between the two of them, but instead they made a joke out of how she did it perfectly and Mario never even finished it. When asked by the Toads who Mario is, Peach says "He... Is not important!" when the joke simply could've been "He... Is Mario!" and leaving it at that, leaving the Toads still confused. In the final fight, instead of Mario managing to steal the Power Star away from Bowser, Peach kicks it over to him. Stuff like that throughout the movie that starts to add up after a while. Plus little background gags here and there where something happens and Peach lands on her feet while Mario lands on his ass (despite the New York sequence showing that he's rather agile and parkour-y), etc.
>>215996539Fits perfectlyRosalina is well over 100 years old and very tall
>>215993501Rosalina is a futa mommy
Brie won again!
>>215996700You most likely have autism. The bitchy smug tone in the voice is pretty apparent.
>>215993365HOLY KINOGEN ALPHA GIRL BOSSES ARE HERE TO STAY BABY
>>215998871Yass GIRLPOWER! Will be watching this kidkino for she!!!
>>215998871Rosalina never fought anyone in the actual games this is retarded
>>215999586next your gonna tell me peach never rode a motorcycle either
>>215999586>Rosalina never fought anyone
My dynamite gal...
>>215999586Yeah but it's cool to see more of her powers since we've seen so little of that, any other option is boring and stupid for a new major character
>>215995092What a terrible art style
>>215999953Spin off, the movie is based off the actual game dummy.
>>216000340You're right, the movies would never acknowledge the spin-off, non-mainline titles.
>>216000340>>216000429And definitely not Smash Bros. specifically.
My 25-year-old niece has been hyper-fixated on Princess Peach since she was like 8 and everyone is still all "no, no, nobody in THIS family is autistic!"I bet she saw these teaser stills and started flapping her hands over it.
>>215995290She's had 8 minor appearances since her major role 8 years ago. 8 years isn't a decade, anon.
>>216000499Who asked
>>216000550For your information, I DID. I sent him a fucking DM and he misteakenly replied in chat. You don't have to be such a prick about it.
>>215993365Might as well just get rid of the boys and do a Nintendo princess movie, in space Barbie did pretty well
>>216000521It's okay that you like Mario, anon. I'm shitting on her, not you.
>>216000311That's your destroyed fragile ego talking.
>>215996646>peach has sassNo she doesn't.
>>215995181If the notion of saving a sweet princess in distress is to problematic then they never liked Mario to begin with.
>>215995560not him but the argument thread between the two of you is legitimately incomprehensible.
>>215998871>>215999502>>215999586>t. destroyed egos
>>215995181Peach has got a pink pussy. All that matters is who creampies her first.
