>"Simply quote a Simpson's verse."
Probably misses his old glasses
BOWLINGGET YOUR BOWLING HEREBOWLING
The steak was chewy
any sign of the burglar yet?he'll showhow's that?it's his jobhow's that?he's a burglar(theme from Dragnet plays)
Hawk tuah man
Apes, but they’re not so big.
yvan eht niojyvan eht nioj
>>215993806(annoyed grunt)
I didn't do it
Car hold
The lesson is: never try.
Only who can prevent forest fires?You pressed "you" referring to me.That is incorrectThe correct answer is "you"
I LOVE YOU DR ZAIUS
DENTAL PLAN!
Stupid bug, you go squish now!
>God, he eats like a pig!>I dunno, pigs tend to chew, I'd say he eats more like a duck
Now you just repeat to him - I’m not gay but I’m willing to learn.
>>215994816
Can anyone dump Simpsons mash-up comics? You know what I'm talking about. Those absurdist sort of hybrid comics that mix and match different jokes together? I really wish there was a concise name for the format.
>>215994837And the card was a picture of a train and it said “I Choo-Choo- choose you!”
'Le grill?' What the hell is that?
"I mean, my shows weren't great, but I never tied people up and forced 'em to watch. And I could've! Because I'm a big guy and I'm good with knots!"
Well look at this city slicker with his fancy german car
Your dad’s afraid of grizzly bears. The only thing my dad’s scared of is paying child support
Chuck. Formerly Sneed's.
>You risked your life even though you’re the sole provider for a family of 5. That is awesome!>Thanks, boy. You never thought it was me? Even when I kept disappearing all the time?>I’ve gone whole summers without seeing you>Yeah, I’m pretty unreliable
The goggles, they do not do much of anything.
WE NEED MORE BORT LICENSE PLATES IN THE GIFT SHOP! I REPEAT WE ARE SOLD OUT OF BORT LICENSE PLATES!
>>215994849I've sometimes seen them called 3panels (even though they sometimes have more or less, and sometimes the joke itself is about not actually being 3 panels), but it doesn't get a lot of results.
>>215995751
>>215995022Let the bears pay the bear tax. I pay the Homer tax.
>>215995806I found an archived thread with some of them dumped. A lot seem to use the lemon and Dr. Hibbert punch gags.https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/112260571/
>>215995918
>>215995940
>>215994085Weird trippy verse, On a unrelated note, does anyone else wanna enlist in the Navy?
NINE-HUNDED DOLLARYDOOS
>>215994976>And I could've! Because I'm a big guy and
The taxes! The finger thing means the taxes!
>>215996177TOBIAS
>>215995806>>215995751Kek
LIKE IM WEARING NOTHING AT ALL NOTHING AT ALL NOTHING AT ALLstupid sexy flanders
>>215993806>Well look at the city slicker and his fancy German post!
>>215993806I'll krump with you sweetie pie
The Bart, The
Push her down, son
>>215993806>I'm joking! When you look at me like that, I'm joking!
>>215996953> no one who speak German could be an evil man
>>215998068
WHERE'S MY ELEPHANT?
>"I said I don't want any damn vegetables."
Well, sir, it has been an uneventful week in Badger Falls, where the women are robust, the men are pink-cheeked, and the children are pink-cheeked and robust.
Ok everybody, put on your corpse handling gloves. We've got two frozen bodies buried somewhere in the mountains.
Short answer:The joke is a dirty wordplay based on how the store’s name used to rhyme, implying something rude.What’s “Sneed’s Feed & Seed”?In The Simpsons episode “E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt)”, Homer stops at a rural store called:Sneed’s Feed & Seed (Formerly Chuck’s)On the surface, it seems like just a quirky store name. But the humor comes from noticing how the names must follow the same rhyme pattern.The real joke“Sneed’s Feed & Seed” follows a pattern:Sneed (owner)Feed & Seed (services)All ending with the same -eed sound.So the sign “Formerly Chuck’s” implies that when Chuck owned it, the name would also rhyme:Chuck’s ____ & ____To match the pattern, the services would need to rhyme with Chuckwhich would be words ending in -uck.And that leads to… two obscene words that rhyme with “Chuck.”That’s the joke.Why people find it funnyIt’s a background joke—never spoken aloud.It’s a rare example of The Simpsons sneaking in a dirty joke parents wouldn’t notice.
"Thats the joke"
Not if youre planting gummy bears
...If anyone wants me I'll be in my room
>"Hey hey, I'm Kent Brockman the Clown, filling in for Krusty the Clown who is not here today. He is presumed dead or on vacation. Today's top joke; it seems a local moron threw his clock out the window. We'll tell you why, right after this."
Greetings fellow geodologists!
>>215993806Anybody here have herpes? Huh? Huh?
If it's clear and yella', you've got juice there, fellaIf it's tangy and brown, you're in cider town
did i do it right?
>>215993911Janny, make Anon tell the story right!
Up yours, children.
No, actually a woman is a more like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one. But you can't stop at one, you want to drink another woman.
>>215994558Based
Mr Simpson NOOOOOOO
>>215993806>MRRR SIMPSON
>>216000887Your usual bucket of ice cream covered in miniature pies?
Eat my boxers!
Matter of fact - I didn't even give you my coat!
LIKE MY LOAFERS? FORMER GOPHERS
PAINT MY CHICKEN COOP
>>215996817>>215998993Lol the lack of those forced memes in this thread just shows it's just a bygone Discord tranny psyop.
>>216001479Meds
>>215996177>>215996684as an australian, it was my all-time favourite episode. It had nothing to DO with australia at all except the toad sub-plot but we all loved it.It was weird seeing Matt Groening actually apologise for it, i never heard a single person ever complain myself.
If I could say a few words...Well then I'd be a better public speaker!
>>216000724DRAMATIZATIONMAYNOTHAVEHAPPENED
>tis a fine barn but tis no pool English>D’OHETH
EEK!I mean, ach!I mean, who're you?
>>215993806Hey kids, always recycle... TO THE EXTREME!!!
you got the dud!
>>216001646:o:0:O:D
>>215993806>we lost to channelocho? What the hell is that?>heh i gotta steal that bit
>>216001646-hahah he kinda looks like you, Poindexter!
>>215999263...What kind of Simpsons verse is that?
>>216001675>”Mind if I use the bathroom?”>”I see no harm in that.”>running>door slamming>window opening>car door slamming>car tyres squealing>plane flying overhead>”When he’s done in there, I gotta go.”
Eat my pantaloons!
Let me get this straight, you took all your money franchising your name and you bet it AGAINST the Harlem Globetrotters!?
>>215995886That's the home owner tax.
>Promise me we'll never be like that, son.>I sure hope not.>WHY YOU LITTLE-
>>216001766>at least let me go double or nothing on the opera>who do you like?>the tenor
Marge, that triumverate of Twinkies merely overwhelmed my resolve!
OOOH The Hammock District
>>215998993Either they improved the AI or they specifically altered this, because back when I tried it did not get the joke, and came up with some pretty hilarious answers.
>I'm not gonna kill you, but I'm going to tell you three things that will haunt you for the rest of your days: you've ruined your father, you've crippled your family, and BALDNESS IS HEREDITARY!>It is?!
c'mon leave townnoi'll be your friendno ohh you're mean
Why that would require some sort of RE-Bigulator, which is a concept so ridiculous tha-...
>>215993806I have three kids and no money. Why can't I have no kids and three money?
I agree with that logic.
Bart, I don't want to alarm you, but there may be a bogeyman or bogeymen in the house!
Hey, Surly only looks after one guy, Surly.Oh, sorry Surly. Shutup.
>>215994053I think women and seamen don't mix.
>>215993806That's it kids...suckle daddy's sugarball
There's HomerThere's Homer tooThat's HomerAND THAT'S HOMER
What have I done to deserve this flat, flavorless Manhattan?
I WAS BUYING PORNOGRAPHY
Gentleman, to evil
I don't recall saying good luck
>>215994849I think it's just called Simpsons Shitposting
>>215994558perhaps we should let John Muir tell the tale
OH MY GOD, THEY KILLED KENNY
>>215993806TO OVERCOME THE SPIDER'S BITEUSE SHOTGUN ICE
Who here likes the Dobbie Brothers?…Cause we’ve got one of em’
>"KILL MY BOSS? DO I DARE LIVE OUT THE AMERICAN DREAM?"
>>216001445MAKE ME
>>216004519HADOKEN!
Come on everybody have some sexual congress! It’s not the kind of congress that contains Paul Tsongas!
And that little boy whom nobody liked grew up to be...
>>216001745Yes, eat all of our shirts!
Eat ass, bald ass bald eaters!
I call it: "Billy and the Cloneosaurus"
>>215995031Not a quote, dumbass.
>>215993806So I said to him: Look buddy, your car was upside down when we got here. And as for your grandma, she shouldn't have mouthed off like that.
Yes, yes… the Cappadocians
>I can think of at least two things wrong with that titleThe thing is though, years later I watched the movie and it both features naked and a lunch.
Dental plan!
>Cuck the whales?>Gotta cuck something
>It wasn’t my fault, it was the Percodan. If you ask me, that stuff rots your brain.and now a word from our newest sponsor…PERCODAN!? AW CRAP!
>>216005359aw so that's what he said in hit & run>I'm a lean, mean vindaloo machine!
Mendoza!!!!!
>>215994849
I just have to think like Flanders!
I'm not sure what I think of these.
UNA VELA
>>216008834I'm a big four-eyed lame-o and I wear the same stupid sweater every day and...
>>215995963
>>216002147kek
>>215998565kek
>>215993806>'Dear Homer. You Have a cold dick. I remember the last time I touched it.'
Doh!
>>215993806Now it was either Pops Freshenmeyer, or Homer Simpson
These edits make my brain hurt.
>>216001532It’s only fair since they apologised to Canada about Apu
>>216002303BART DO YOU WANT TO SEE MY NEW CHAINSAW AND HOCKEYMASK?!
the simpsons shitposting was such a great subreddit (yeah I understand how this sounds) before trannies occupied it
>>215998565Stupid /tv/, be more funny.
Kwyjibo
Homer? Who's homer?My name is Guy incognito!
>>215993806I can't promise I'll try - but I'll try to try
those edits are gold, a completely new level of humor. bravo, well done.
>>216005904chucks feed and seed
>Oooh! Here's some upbeat titles!
>*sips*>needs more dog
