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1st for pluribussy
The hive should fertilize Carol's frozen eggs
haha she said shoop shoop shoop xDgreat one Vince!
>>215994534you will never shoop a woman
hivemind I request my crush steps on my face without socks and shoes
>CArol>CApitalism>Zosia>SocialismIt's pretty clear where this is goin
>Carol>Lesbian>Zosia>Made to pleaseIt's pretty clear where this is goin
Can the Hive consent?
>>215994457Would the hivemind build a replica Auschwitz for me And let me role play as Hitler and dress a bunch of plurbs as holohoax prisoners and snipe random plurbjews from my balcony?
>>215994680yeah they can ask the lawyers and police and judge too
>>215994457Hivemind, send this plump specimen to my house.
>>215994680>Can the Hive consent?No, you'll be basically raping mindless hulls
>>215994780hot
>>215994780I want them to rape me
She ice station zebra'd MILLIONS
People keep calling this show a mystery box show, but they should really call it a bottle episode show. 95% of the screen time is 2 characters yapping back and forth at each other (Kim and Plurbussy). If more variables aren't introduced soon I'm going to lose interest.
>this show was made by humans>AI BAD!if you are not sending angry emails to apple i dont know what the fuck are you doing with your life,i really dont
>>215994534Shoop da whoop xd
>>215994858>AI BAD!well... yes.
I used to bang a girl who made hundreds of thousands off apple stockShe was a terrible person thoughAnyways that's not enough reason to send emails
>>215994617Saw this on Reddit. Kill yourself
>>215994858>AI good>please Musk daddy give treat
>>215994722Source on the 600 years thing? Think i missed that detail. My point is that there's some degree of favoritism at play in terms of how they operate. Like, when Carol sarcastically asked for an atom bomb, they hesitated and tried to dance around the subject before asking if she really wanted one. It leads me to believe that they are programmed to do whatever the survivors ask, but there's some unspoken ulterior motive in the background.
>>215994536I like this shot, she blurry cute>>215994457Alright fellow anons, is this shit actually worth watching ? Without spoiling, what does it even talk about ?
>>215994902>>215995056Seething artfags detectedYou'll be left behind btw
>>215995095You're on an art board. Nobody likes you.
The year is 2029Carol still hasn't told us if her show is woke or not
>>215995056>how can I turn this into seething about elonmindraped
>>215995078The signal came from 600 light years away, so the earliest it could have been sent was 600 years ago, though like they say on the show it could have been broadcasting through all of human history or longer and they only just now noticed it. I don't think they're programmed to help the survivors, the virus just makes them agreeable to allow the hivemind to even function. How would it work if they could disagree? The unaffected people are just able to exploit this because they don't have to agree with the hivemind.
>>215994798based
i see nothing wrong with plurbie society desuit seems peaceful and efficient
Hey guys don't mind me, just constructing this based on alien signals!
>>215995276Its communist and thus bad by default
>>215995078>but there's some unspoken ulterior motive in the backgroundI still believe the hivemind will end up enslaved by an alien civilization. Probably not until at least hundreds or thousands of years in the future, but the moment they make their Joining presence known in the universe they're doomed.The planet that sent the ARN code was 600 light years away, this is mentioned in the first episode.
>>215995343>I still believe the hivemind will end up enslaved by an alien civilization.Wrong, there's no big plan. The virus is just a virus, but it acts on a planetary scale.
>>215995337why?
>>215995381is>no big planthe plurb version of nothing ever happens?
>>215994457I swear I used to use cool backgrounds, movie themed backgrounds now I am full boomer and just use the mode that gives you a new background a day from Windows.
>>215995409I still use the background I had back in highschool
>>215995085The fancut is actually amazing and 10/10The Vince cut is total garbage with good potential
>>215995381I can confirm this, my dad works for Vince Gilligan
>>215995402>don't worry Carol, aliens are too far away, let's not think about it :)>600 years later>the hivemind is a highly effective self-suficient biomachine fused with AI and nanobots>ayylmaos arrive>the Joining acts towards them like they did with the human inmunees (which they probably couldn't even cure lol)>humanity effectively enslaved until the end of time
>e9 last minute>"Carol, we found a fix. Are you ready to join us?">"N-">*smooch*>"AAAAAAAAAAAHHH-">Helen: "Carol?! Had a nightmare?"...AH AH AH AH AH AHHPLUR1BUS
>>215995511Video gamer brain.
>>215995193I didn't mean that they're programmed to "help" the survivors, I think the hivemind is programmed to keep them alive for an unspoken reason. Look at how incapable they at responding to Carol's inquiries about a timeline on when they'd figure out her assimilation. So you're telling me that you have a volatile actor capable of killing millions of your kind roaming around freely, and you go out of your way to save her life without a clear method of dealing with the risk?
Laxmi sexo
>>215995056elon is not even the biggest fish on AI keki give you a hint of who they are,they recently got paid by apple themselves to put their AI on siri
>>215995343I think we're already setting up for that with the energy conservation stuff. Almost certain that they're building something.
guys what if the Paraguayan man is actually jesse pinkman and the cure is blue crystal meth?
>>215995537>Look at how incapable they at responding to Carol's inquiries about a timeline on when they'd figure out her assimilationWhat Zosia said is true though, they don't know when they'll make the breakthrough, they're not omniscient.>So you're telling me that you have a volatile actor capable of killing millions of your kind roaming around freely, and you go out of your way to save her life without a clear method of dealing with the risk?They can't harm here, and won't allow her to come to harm if she doesn't want to be hurt. They're mitigating the risk by trying to make her happy, they're incapable of hurting her.
>>215995568Time to look up indian porn again only to be disappointed when I get blurry flipphone videos of fat middle aged orcs in some godforsaken village.
>>215995591you are like that one guy in the friend group who tries to join in on a joke when the rest of the group have moved on to something elseexcept in this case you joined in 2 weeks after the joke had been run to the ground
>intro of e3 was about an ice hotel
>>215995589I am saying it againif them building some self-replicating antenna is the>le big revealI am flipping a table because that did not deserve 8 episode of bravo vince slowburn buildup
>>215995656the ice hotels in the nordics are among the most popular couple destinations in the world
>>215995591dont listen to 47 the bb crossover posting is sovl
>>215995591>>215995656
>>215995670First time hearing about this.
>>215995642Numi Zarah
>>215994457What would you do if you were one of the pluribus survivors?I would ask them to find me the perfect cosplay gf.
>>215995749Koumbamax
>>215995659i mean it would kinda make sense,they need to hint the aliens menace even a little to keep this shit for multiple seasons
>>215995696no surprise there
>>215995749I'd also ask them to keep producing anime I like.
I get that she is mourning and nearly the entire human race is parasite by some creatures but why is she angry all the time? Legit quit watching when she got mad at the supermarket. I gave it another chance and she lost her shit when the electricity momentarily went out.
>>215995596>they don't know when they'll make the breakthrough, they're not omniscient.Yeah, i understand that. For me, though, it's a very uncertain thing because we haven't even seen what they're capable of creating organically, so far it's done nothing more than draw from everything humanity already knows. I think they'll focus more on the ingenuity of the hivemind closer to the season finale, so we'll have to see what happens.>They can't harm here, and won't allow her to come to harm if she doesn't want to be hurt.Yeah I guess I can understand that, still it's strange that she recieves these special privileges that put the health of the hivemind at risk. Looking at it through an efficiency standpoint, they're sacrificing the lives of millions of their kind just to assimilate one bitch. Very strange.
Watched the first episode and my wife refuses to watch another because it's "feminist woman crap". Is it worth watching alone or should I just bail?
>>215995878Your wife is a man
>hello hivemind?>please have the human known as jeffrey bezos personally handle all of my deliveries from now on>nah make him do it by himself>thank you!
>>215995878Honestly, no. But I'm bored and have nothing to do so I'm in the middle of EP3 now.
>>215995878sounds like you should be fucking your wife, as is your lordly right
>>215995909Does the hivemind know the truth about 9/11?
>>215995869>still it's strange that she recieves these special privileges that put the health of the hivemind at riskShe doesn't really have special privileges, they're just treating her like they would a person who was in the hive, but since she's not in the hive she can ask things that a hivemind person never would, it's like an exploit.
>>215995709Thanks for the suggestion, anon, but that's still not exactly what I had in mind. She doesn't have the nose. I want the nose.
>>215994735neurons activated
>>215995930No. Everyone who knew the truth was assassinated a long time ago.The rest are non-human reptilians.
>>215996126Do they know about the non-human reptilians? Were the reptilians assimilated?
>>215995381>Wrong, there's no big plan. The virus is just a virus, but it acts on a planetary scale.I think it just starves people like I wouldn't be shocked if by the end of the season most of them other than the ones that directly talk to Carol where skin and bones
>>215994902and yet, the world keeps moving towards it lmao
holy shit the new episode completely killed the discussion,dead generals
>>215994858The contrast is amazing. If you really have a shit you wouldn't be doing business with a company that's paying millions of dollars to implement AI across the board.It truly shows the hypocrisy of people. You have all these ideals that are going to throw away the second money is involved.
>>215996374Why does everyone act like the world will starve to death if they can't eat meat?
>already doing filler episodesWhen will you retards learn it doesn't matter how interesting the premise is if something is on the Apple Streaming service it exists to be bloated to get people to sign up for Apple
>>215995878>Watched the first episode and my wife refuses to watch another because it's "feminist woman crap". Is it worth watching alone or should I just bail?Your wife sounds awesome
>>215996458How I sign up for an Apple?
>>215996471
>>215996489https://www.apple.com/apple-tv/
Little miss I-am-oh-so-self-sufficient needs all these people to work for her so she can shop and feel like she's in charge of her own food.HAHAHA start a garden you bitch raise your own animals.
>actual sci fi kino for the first time in years>normgroids on /teevee/ are trying to make the alien intelligence have human villain motiveskino is wasted on you tards
>>215996537Vince is just highlighting the fact that every "independent" person implicitly relies of hundreds of other people.
>>215996537>>215996572he could have done it in a slightly less hamfisted waybut to be fair he did not direct this episode
I feel like this needs another layer to make it 4 seasons like some underground group of humans fighting this who also have questionable morality something along the lines of we have to kill all the infected or something
>>215994457>The hive remembers every detail of everyone's life and how they felt>Still somehow can't relate to the human condition at all>Doesn't understand sarcasm, subtext or implicationsHow the fuck? This makes absolutely no sense
>>215995878Your wife is more based than you are, but she is wrong about this in particular. Carol is a dyke with everything that comes with dykeness, IE - dykeshit, but the show actively portrays her in a bad light while also portraying the plurb and every other character in a bad light, including and honestly especially the minorities that are immune
>>215996697They know every time everyone ever has masturbated and to what.
>>215996667Everyone's criticisms of this show amount too "It would be better if it was a bog standard post-apocalypse scf fi story that's been told a million times already."
I don’t understand how it works if I was part of the Pluribus my laziness would overpower everything else and nobody would get anything done
>>215996755The story we are seeing now has been told before though. This isn't a new concept. Star Trek over used this with the borg for over a decade
>>215996697Because they have memories, which are inherently flawed and can literally be wrong. Infact there are some """"""studies""""""" (make of them what you will) that say memories are wrong most of the time and are recolored constantly by current experience. That every time you remember something you're actually remembering the last time you remembered it and not the actual subject itself. It doesn't have an active, functioning personality and it seemingly can't have thoughts based on emotion, only on pure logic, meaning half of all thinking is locked off from the plurb
>>215996755No, my criticism is this:It would be better if it was a short story ending with the first episode.
>>215996810True or movie length with some conclusion
>>215996801That makes absolutely no sense, you pseud faggot.
>>215996697Them saying they don't understand sarcasm was obviously their way of flirting and getting closer to Carol.They knew exactly what was going on.
>>215996697And somehow>zero emotional resilience despite having the collective experiences of literally everyone on earth>to the point of having seizures from being yelled at
>>215996755But what if humans were the REAL monsters? Have you considered that??
>>215996697Autists poisoned the hivemind.
>>215996801Also to give you an exampleIn highschool, I remember being required to do 4 years of PE to graduate when I started in freshman year, but in junior year, just as the year started they dropped that requiment so it was only 2 years. I had already been signed up for junior year and couldnt switch off, so I made the decision to just ditch every single PE class because it didn't matter. I even told the teacher of that class what I was doing and he didn't care at all. So in junior year, every day in 7th period I would go outside and just relax until 8th. This is what I remember happening. But the thing is that I'm only half sure that it happened. I can only really remember being outside a couple of times during those periods, which may be mixed with my memories of having half-days due to school events. I would often go outside during lunch, so that could have also just been mixed-in memories. But I SPECIFICALLY remember talking to other students about the change in requirements and that it was bullshit. I don't remeber if they said they would ditch, but I knew that I said I would. It was also because at my school you were "allowed" to fail one class without any repercussions, so I decided to actively fail that one since it didn't matter anyways, so it double-didn't matter. I think. Anyways, my point is that while Plurb has all of the memories of mankind, half of its internal monologue is going to inevitable be, "I don't remember"Because memories are nowhere near as "powerful" as actual active thought, if that makes sense
>>215996872they also have the collective neuroticism of everyone on earth.
>>215996999kek, trips of truth
>>215996851You're retarded
>>215996999Well, it would make sense the hive mind would go retarded if it absorbed this kind of mongoloid:>>215997000
>>215996851you are probably the type of person to be even more prone to be adamantly confident in your false memories
>>215997057No, I just have enough brainpower to understand that false memories is completely irrelevant to the discussion.
>>215997093oh sure I guess it is a bit hard to apply it to the case of not understanding sarcasm etc
>>215997153Thank you.
I feel like so far the episodes have somewhat predictable based on their titles, unlike previous VG shows. The next one also is if you compare it to the description of e4 on imdb.>got milkNo idea>HDPCould be hijo de puta but it could also refer to other acronyms.Humanitarian Development Peace Nexus: Too much to type here but I can definitely see how that can apply here.Hypertensive Disorders in Pregnancy: They are experimenting on Carol's eggs to crack the immunity (IVF) with complications?Hardship Duty Pay: There are more uninfected that the hive isn't aware of people/service members who are in extremely harsh living conditions. Maybe presumed dead?>The GapNo idea>Charm offensiveThe obvious one here is that the hive tries to seduce Carol/Paraguy to switch sides so probably not that. Other than that no idea.>We isn't themEither extra terrestrials arrive and the hive says that they're not part of them, or the other way around. Or it's about plurbs who got unplurbed
>>215997174>pirate ladywait is that why we are calling her thatI thought it was because she looked like samira from league of legends or shantae if you squinted really hard
what a fucking terrible show, jesus christi loved breaking bad and better call sauli was having my doubts from the trailer and then when i read that news of vince saying "i'm doing this show for rhea, she deserves it", he went full simp. you do a show to do a good show, not to give a job to your waifu. fucking loser
>>215997159Faggot
>>215997212>BCS>goodfuck off,loser,no one liked that shit
Benchod, fuck you bloody bitch
>>215997237wow rude
>>215997174It's most likely Hijo de Puta because there are Spanish speakers in the immune, as well as Carol living near the Mexican border (ABQ)
This fake thread bot paid with money. No one care show. Alien Earth fake thread bot. This delete thread? Wow. Forgetted all thing happen just now? No people know. You think so smart bot pay for?
>>215997266How would Plurb respond to being called a faggot retard nigger?
>>215996378the world doesn't have a particuarly good record of not moving towards things that suck
>>215997287has to be about the paraguay guy,makes sense after the insults exchange he had with carol in the last episode
>>215997379>We’re sorry you feel that way Carol>*le later*>Sorry we accidentally shut off all your utilities for a few days miss independent :^)
it's not JUST a hivemind, it's a hivemind+utopia disease. so the plurbs are not just the average of all human beings. they are that, but then given extreme autism and now they just want to sit around and play with their train set (satellite dish the size of Africa). Carol is one of the only other people left on Earth, so the plurbs can only be triggered into a tendie meltdown by interacting with her. the other unchanged people are fully indulging its autistic make-believe.
>>215996421You mean Apple? The same company that virtue signals about the environment is boiling the oceans to power technology that lets you create an emoji of yourself as a monkey and summarize text messages. I'm doing my part by pirating this show.
>>215997467We already solved it, stop theorizing. It’s a pacification weapon by ayyliums (coming soon in season 4)
>>215997512>I'm doing my part by pirating this show.Same, I like to think most anons are pirating too.
>>215997526that's not even a theory, that's just me describing the show.my theory though is that the disease is self-replicating across star systems. the plurbs keep saying they have a "biological imperative". each PLURBED race probably gets their shit together, starts scanning the galaxy for other ayys, engineers a plurb-virus targeting that other race, and beams it out to them. the ayys who PLURBED us already got PLURBED themselves 600 years ago. there's no conquering happening, just a self-replicating pattern eating all intelligent life in the universe, one plurb-mind at a time. that's my theory.
>>215997553I may be knocking on wood but I've pirated every episode of Pluribus and Severance and My ISP didn't send one letter. Apple's shows are vanity projects for the showrunners. They don't even care who is paying for them and who is torrenting. All they care about is awards.
>>215997287>>215997453They're probably not saying it to each other at that point. The phone call was confirmation for him that she's not infected. Maybe he shouts at Zosia, she starts convulsing and dies.
>>215997174>>We isn't themMy guess is they cure someone and make them human again probably the pirate lady
>>215997207It's what Carol calls her bro, didn't even know her real name until harem-lad said it
>>215997688Where does the name Zosia come from? I don't remember Us saying "this individual is Zosia" at any point
>>215997648>Apple's shows are vanity projects for the showrunners. They don't even care who is paying for them and who is torrenting. All they care about is awards.Kind of based. Telling people making shows >do whatever we don't really careHas been known to give kino results
>>215997670"We isn't them" sounds like something a black person would say when you dial their phone by mistake. >Hey can I talk to Tyrone or Jamal?>WE ISN'T THEM *click*
>>215996697the hive understands sarcasm, it just doesn't want to risk making carol unhappy if she's being serious about wanting a hand grenade. so the hive gives it to her anyway to be safe. it's counter intuitive that the hive will help uninfected people hurt themselves and animals, or that it will kill hundreds of millions to 'join' everyone. the show itself and carol point out how hypocritical it isyou can also see very subtle emotions the hive makes when mcboner is taking advantage of it. the hive just can't say no because it would mean making mcboner unhappy. so there is still human emotions going on, but they're heavily dampened by its compulsive need to please the uninfected people
>>215997720the gooner namedrops her to carol
>>215997720The black guy whose name I can't remember says to Carol "hey do you mind lending me Zosia ;)" and Carol's all "who the fuck is Zosia"
this show needs a young hivemind lady,you are telling me that lesbian carol is not getting horny for some vagina at this point?ditch that no ass zosia
>>215997618could also be that some central alien civilization is putting every other race into a hive mind to use them as processing power the same way you would using many computers to solve various life mysteries about the Universe and it is imperative that they figure out why outliers like Carol don't conform because it puts a danger to that plan IE if she asks the hive mind for nukes and starts detonating them around the planet. I don' think it was a coincidence that nukes were mentioned since humanity sees them as something that can end the planet and how awkward that discussion was with them. The hive aren't being nice on purpose, this is how they are made to interact with one another and can't be changed and most likely it scares them when they see people like Carol thus they do their best to pacify them until they get a "cure" (see the other non infected).
are there men on this show or is it just post menopausal hags?
plurb named finger
>>215997820There's a paraguayan guy who might be a key character later on. The black gooner will probably come back later too. But I feel like the show will be mostly Carol and her relationship with the plurb.
>>215997818also I was thinking about why they don't just kill Carol and the others. The only answer I can come up with is when this hive mind conformity virus was created, not killing each other is baked into it so that rule applies to people not infected as well. This whole show comes off as a pseudo remake of I Am Legend and I suspect Carol will soon begin to understand how much power she wields and how much these infected fear her.
>first living being on earth infected with the virus is the lab rat>it plays dead to get taken out of it's box>it performs an act of violence by biting the lab techThe hivemind can lie and commit acts of violence against living beings. Do not trust the hivemind
>>215998007My biggest question is: ok they won't kill Carol, but why did they save her? The grenade was her idea, she activated it, etc yet the plurb saved her.
Can’t recall ever having watched a show with a more insufferable main character.>erm that’s the point daddy Vince is critiquing th—Shut the fuck up it’s not enjoyable to watch this millennial hag whine for three straight episodes
Why do people think there is going to be an invasion?The virus itself is the invasion, it just spreads itself further and further, earth just being its most recent pitstop.Bince isn't going to do some ugly cgi spaceships and aliens and it wouldn't make any sense anyways.
She hasn't aged well, has she?
>>215998007>>215998096why is it so hard for you guys to accept that the plurbs have alien psychology? they don't see things the same way you or I do. to them, their own deaths are less significant than making someone unhappy. it's probably part of what keeps the hivemind in sync with each other, but it makes them bad at interacting with a non-plurb like Carol. it's like they're native americans with no resistance to disease, and her lesbian karen attitude is malaria on a European conquistador.
>>215998096I think they have rules and one of the rules is to help each other and these rules apply to anyone even not infected since these people weren't planned and eventually Carol will use this to her advantage. Everything they do seems stupid but it all came with the pretense that everyone will be like them and people like Carol wouldn't exist
>>215998112Carol is Gen X. Do not drag my generation even further down. We have enough insufferable lesbians and trannies as it is.
>>215998155>alien psychologyIt's a man made Earth virus. There is nothing "alien" about it. It's not like they sent us a foreign substance that we used to make the virus
>>215998127I think an Aniara type ending with a shot of a spaceship aproaching Earth 10,000 years in the future would be kino. Maybe I'm projecting how I would write MY own sci fi. I like that shocking, bleak type of ending.
>>215998151I saw some bts stuff where she looks great. They do seem to be making her look like shit on purpose though. Suppose it fits the character for now
>>215998260I wouldn't be shocked if one twist was that the aliens that sent it already are dead and wiped themselves out based on how old it is and all of this is pointless.
>>215997744continued: maybe the hive is just a normal human being except with an extreme pathological aversion to causing unhappiness in others. treating an uninfected human with hostility would be like shooting them, from its perspective. so it avoids lying, being sarcastic, etc. making carol sad is psychological torture to the hive, so it gives her a hand grenade to avoid that (even if that weapon hurts carol anyway)
I hope this isn't a boomer AI delusion show. The timing is suspect. 4 seasons of this will probably stretch out over 6-8 years and the AI bubble will have popped by then
>>215998423The hivemind isn't AI nor operates like a robot would.
>>215998474I see parallels to chatgpt>in before chatgpt is not ai
>>215998292like rendezvous with rama but the ship is filled with corpses instead of automatons created with the sole purpose of maintaining the life support system and the complex ecosystem
>>215998380I think you're hitting on something missing from the discussions. The hive isn't happy because it's the average of all humans, and not because it's an alien consciousness that simply has access to humanity's collective memories, its some sort of mechanism that overrides its constituents' emotional regulation defaulting to happy cooperation above all else. I think besides that, it simply is everybody's consciousnesses bundled together
>>215998474it operates on what we think AI is aka LLM
>>215998423it is,check my post earlier >>215994858
>>215998534I see more parallels to communism
>>215994522That sounds great!- Vince & Co
>>215998534Sure, because Chat-GPT is also a collection of all human knowledge. But the pluribus has biological imperatives a robot wouldn't have and we don't even know if it's able to generate art/entertainment for example. Another key difference is pluribus is ultimately human and I'm pretty sure it still has emotions and an ego. We know it feels constant bliss. AI, even a self-aware one, wouldn't be able to "feel". Maybe I'm just coping hard because I think an anti-AI message would be too lazy.
>>215998603yeah because an LLM would give you a grenade instead of saying "i can't help with anything involving violence, sexism, racism, etc."
>>215997618I said this first so you're copying me.
>>215998637AI only stopped doing stuff like that because people who hate AI complained
>>215998637if a LLM was made with no restrictions then sure it would
>>215998603An LLM doesn't understand the words it uses. An LLM can't be self-aware.
>>215994706Funny thing is I was thinking the same thing while watching last weeks episode.
>this thread has already descended into people giving shit theories then replying to themselves saying "I think you are on to something"
>>215994858That's what A HIVEMIND WOULD SAY!!
>>215998634AI, specially ChatGPT are so huge fucking moral cunts and deny requests out of the ass because>I'm just an AI model made by openai and this seems hecking unethical blahblahblahWhile the hivemind see Carol maybe asking for a grenade and go>sure thing bitch, here's a ready grenade that you can unpin at your leisureAnd african coomer gets to bang whatever while chatgpt would instantly deny that too because muh ethics and also because it knowingly has had a rule about "not forming a relationship with the user" as far back as its first installments
>>215998683These people aren't self aware too. They didn't understand what sarcasm was
>>215998668AI stopped doing it because those who pay for AI(corporations) hate that stuff and want it to be safe. You're either shitposting or know jackshit about AI and how it's developed if you think that.
>>215998705I think you are on to something
>>215998151holy TONGUA
>>215998759I think you are on to something
>>215998727>We thought you may have been sarcastic, but we didn't want to take a chanceIf you analyze everything with a cold, calculating mind I think you will see why, even if the possibility of sarcasm is there, the hivemind didn't want to gamble. Because an unhappy Carol is deadly and miles of magnitude worse than being percieved as an awkward autismo.
>>215998727Itms not a retarded robot, it understands sarcasm. It just reasoned that the risk of not pleasing Carol by not providing the grenade outweighs the reward of correctly interpreting her request as sarcasm.
>>215998566>it simply is everybody's consciousnesses bundled togetheryeah i truly think so. it's just that the alien pathogen has messed with everyone's emotions and pain response to a point where saying 'no' to carol is unimaginable psychological torture. detonating a nuke would be less painful for it than just saying 'no' to carolwe've literally seen it convulse and have spaz attacks just because carol yelled at it. the hive is just a normal human being but really, really sensitive to negative emotions. so it goes along with what uninfected people order it to do even if it makes the hive miserablethat shot of the zosia looking at carol before going on air force one really shows that the hive is just a normal person and that it feels things. it might even be capable of falling in love (with carol). pluribus might actually be a love story. it keeps focusing on carol's relationship, and carol getting upset at the hive for mentioning helen. this might evolve into carol and the hive falling in love. maybe the hive (which is just a normal human) will exempt carol once it discovers the cure for the uninfected. its love will override its biological impulse to spread
>>215998795No they have the brain of every single person on earth to derive logic and meaning from and they have a lot of life experiences and memories of Carol from her lesbo lover so they should understand what sarcasm is.
>>215998786I think you're full of shit
>>215998841Nope it simply didn't understand what sarcasm was. A human would not give another human a grenade like that in that situation.
This show fuckin sucks
>>215998880I think you are on to something
>>215998897Just wait for the sex scene between Carol and Zosia, it will redeem it
>>215998894retard alert
>>215994534SCOOPITY POOP
>>215999113>We thought but still acted upon it and gave her the grenade meaning they didn't knowyup you are a retard I agree.
The pilot for this show was mid as fuck. Muh alien signal RNA codez makes a hivemind and ur immune. That's all you got for a concept?
My god this series is so fucking boring.
>>215998841>It just reasoned that the risk of not pleasing Carol by not providing the grenade outweighs the reward of correctly interpreting her request as sarcasm.I think this is bullshit. chatgpt would have better intuition than the hivemind. there's gulf of difference between carol's request for sprouts and her request for a live hand grenade.
>Sprouts is a real placeFantastic this show has soulless advertising in it too
>>215995749Take one and constantly torture it so they can never progress on their research. Either try to see what happened and fix it or at least let them all die off.
Do we have an official name for these hive mind people like how in Severance we have innies and outies?
Why doesn't she ask them to detonate a nuke in every facility where they are researching ways to have her join the collective?
>>215999465Plurbiusi
>>215999629can a non pajeet answer that question?
>>215999465They called themselves "the Joining" in episode 2. I personally like to call them the Us. I hate when people call them "plurb".
a major plot point will be revealed that the hive mind is mainly controlled by the rat as seen in episode 1. SCREENCAP THIS POST.
>>215999669shut up vinceplurb is fucking hilarious
I am waiting with baited breath for the retarded plane crashing plot twist or retarded machine gun in a trunk or half a guys face is blown off scene something retarded that takes you out of the show. Vince has even less restrictions with this show so the sky is the limit
Vince Gilligan is an unhinged boomer liberal who thinks the sky is currently falling. I have no doubt the message of this show will be some variation of "Trump Bad" and he thinks he is a freedom fighter of some kind. The infected people will end up being MAGA or some stupid shit thwarted by the powerful and brave lesbian
>>215999492Or you know, just ask them to stop researching it altogether or ask them to research a cure even?If it's going to agree to nuking the research facilities, why not the other two?
>>215999805ah. they might be building a space wall.
>>215999852because I wouldn't trust them if I see them nuking major cities then I can see actual results and I would keep having them nuke every city they move their research too
>>215995568hello sir
>>215999900Just because they nuke cities doesn't mean you are getting the results you want, if it could be lying about not stopping the research, what's to stop it from lying about the locations of the research sites?There is absolutely no way of getting proper assurance about its promises without potentially fucking yourself and everyone else in the process, the only choice is to trust it or end up with a MAD situation.
Has no one WEBMed Zosia's shower scene yet?
I really liked the first two episodes, but this one felt half pointless. I did laugh a few times though
>>216000061Yes they would. If I have to nuke the entire US and Europe and Israel and where ever I would just to save the rest of humanity
>>216000069Someone hasNo, I'm not spoonfeeding you
>>216000095There won't be a rest of humanity to save if you go ham with nukes, you are just assuring your own and everyone else's deaths, if not through the direct blasts, then through fallout and nuclear winter.
>>216000210There will but you will have to rebuild. When you have cancer this metasized there is no other choice but almost complete global holocaust
>>215997250>thats not how my pussy taste
>>215995343perhaps
Is there a limited amount of plurbs for each person? If I want 5b plurbs to crowdsurf me everywhere does that work?You know really this shows problem is no one is doing or asking anything a real person would in this scenario. They touch on the sex stuff with the brown guy but talk about brushing over something. As if they'd just be hanging out with him with occasional missionary position instead of sucking and rimming him 24/7. But this show would never go there. So we get "errrmm can you get drunk ? Can I have a grenade?" Quirk chungus shit a child would ask. Gay ass show. 4/bravo
>>216000412I thought she was going to get her drunk and then the real version of her would start to come out. but we got the lame grenade sequence
>>216000069There you go
>>216000453where are the muddy feet by the shower drain you useless anon
I like the show so far but I am not going to sit through another BCS nothingfest. Vince needs to start delivering cogent interesting perspectives and narratives quick or I'm checking out
>>216000453>Built for Dyke Fingers
>>216000412If they rimmed you, after you got assimilated you would know how disgusting your own ass tastes forever.
>>215999669>call your show Plurbs>"no they're not called plurbs!"you're a fucking hack vinnie fuck you
>>216000522By episode 3 of Breaking Bad, we already had stakes and a full cast of named characters. Walt murdered a guy and was already down the path of no return.
>>216000534Sure but I win this game of chicken because that means all the plurb kids know too so which is it bince
In this situation, would you want to join the hive mind? Would you eventually accept it when they tell you it's time?
>>216000555and here we have way bigger stakes and way more kills attributed to the main character, also a full cast of named characters even if it is not that great
>>216000604maybe right before I was about to die I'd relent to see what it was like.
>>216000497Sorry
>>215997174>got milkClockwork orange reference? Conditioning?
>>216000630>way more kills attributed to the main character,That we didn't even see. They could be entirely made up, because the show may be many things but the main thing it has been is Carol scowling and slouching around unlikeably asking none of the kind of interesting questions that any person would ask and being extremely slow to understand what is happening
>>216000645
>>216000676sure we didn't see the deaths but at least one is definitely confirmed and it's safe to assume if that one is a confirmed death, more people also died during the seizures
>>216000604the people are dead, anon. They were absorbed. You're accepting death.
>>216000692Your mind has been poisoned by porn. Please go outside and talk to real women.
>>216000744Anon, only a small minority of women are filthy hobos
>>216000630This is some serious cope. We have no plot and two main characters (one of which is soulless)
>>216000728It's not about whether or not they happened. It's about the fact that I don't really care if it happened or not, because I didn't see it, so it doesn't have any impact on me.
This show has no plot. It's just Carol going about her day being randomly surprised by what the infected do. Even them flat out telling her they are working to change her into them didn't phase her.
>>216000830I like the way that one anon put itit is some 3-4 beat comedy setup ending with carol pouting or sighing or being surprised pikachu face
>>215999697>cheesed to meet you, Carol
CAROL IS SUCH A DUMB FUCKING BITCHFOR THE LOVE OF GOD DO SOMETHING INTERESTING INSTEAD OF JUST BITCHING ALL THE TIME
>>215995591You are like that one really funny guy in the friend group who makes the best jokes
>>216001029she's a depressed alcoholic drug addict pls understand
>>216001142It's funny nobody ever mentions how she keeps chugging up pills kek
>pirate lady awkwardly stands up and lets a squeaky fart rip>wait you guys still fart?>apologies, carol but yes, we still occupy human bodies after all. this individual was actually quite gassy in her former life.>I mean don't hold it in on my account.>thank you, carol, really. *BRAAAAAAAPT*
>>216001185good morning saars
Helooooo fine people, we are thinking of ... laaaaaanch!
>>215997250Would've been funny if Carol had asked the kid if he remembers fucking his mom>>216000412I think the average global human is much less freaked out than you imagine, sexually and otherwise. They just want to eat well-seasoned food with their abuela and watch Marvel movies
>>216001185Great job with this Iqbal, it's like I'm reading unreleased script!
Anyone else find it odd that each immune person is from a different country? You'd think that a majority of them would be from some country with a huge population, but it's always one person per country.
>>216001282It seems very deliberate yes
>>216001297At first I thought it might be some sort of inclusivity bs, but it's probably not ONLY that.
>>216001282The odds of this happening by chance are about 1 in 35 apparently. Not impossible but not super likely either
>>216001282Aren't two of them from China?
>>216001521If you're talking about the older man and older woman, the man was from Mongolia and the woman was from China
>>216000604Honestly the Sprouts scene made me feel like it could be cool to be a plurb. Sure, you don't really have a sense of self anymore, and you can probably die a horrible gruesome death without the hivemind caring. But moving in unison with thousands of other people to accomplish things that were previously impossible for human beings to do, just because we don't have the coordination on our own... that sounds pretty amazing. I might get PLURBED just to hang out with the bros building ziggurats all day.
so, if they don't need to talk to eachother anymore, and therefore won't, will their vocal cords gradually atrophy?
>>216001666even if your body died it wouldn't matter since your consciousness still lives on in the hivemind
>>215995801KEK
>>216001678I'm sure the hivemind has thought of this and has all of its bodies exercising to stay healthy
>>216001691your memories remain but your conscious experience is ended.
Is your consciousness still alive, thoughLike OK it's uploaded. But what's uploaded will be a snapshot of your consciousness at the time of your death/uploading to the plurb cloud, it won;t grow or change with time. It can't, because how could it individually process and incorporate the simultaneous existences of billions of plurbs? Your consciousness is there but it's just reference material, you are not meaningfully alive in any sense any more.
>>216001678No because vocal chords still move during breathing, swallowing and coughing specifically to prevent that
Why are there so many brown ESLs on /tv/? Euros are fine but browns don’t get English and can’t meme for shit
>>216001715no, they're all one, they're all experiencing it consciously through every body in the world
>>216001746I would say that it's still alive in the sense that a glass of water still exists when you pour it into the ocean. But there was a scene where a specific individual mind in the hive "says" that a water bottle is good to drink, so maybe there's some preservation of boundaries between minds.
>>216001678Following this line of thought, would the internet be effectively useless? The internet is our version of telepathy and collective consciousness, but it would be useless to the hicemind.I'm also curious on how the hivemind would interact with AI. I guess generative models would be useless because they don't need entertainment but could AI elevate the hivemind in some way?
>>216001775Aquafina Ad dude
“plurb” is good. pithy, has a derogatory tone, fittingly sounds like “pleb”
>>216001746that's correct. there are no humans anymore.just the entity pluribus, which is actually a singular despite it's "preferred pronouns."the big signs it isn't human is it's inhuman personality and poor understanding of human social norms (like sarcasm), as well as it's focus and insistence on a "biological imperative" above all else
>>216001794haha yeah, sounds pretty keyed. i like it :3
>>216001791I don't have that brand where I live, the reference is lost on me.
>>216001776saar
>>215995749All kinds of demented shit.
>>216001811I knew this was coming. I'm not pro AI, specially not generative AI. However, I understand AI can be a tool for efficiency. Not today, probably not in 50 years either. But someday it will be and I don't think wondering if a hivemind using the brainpower of 7 billion individuals could benefit from AI in the long run is too far fetched.I'm from Europe by the way.
>>215995836Thats the whole thing about Carol, she is an insufferable cunt. I wouldn't be surprised if there is a flashback of hers about lurking in /lit/ shitposting about other shitty smut for women to try and make her own book look better a little bit.Hell, I'm starting to think she didn't really cared about Helen as a person, and more like she cared about her because she was hers and thats it.Carol probably still has a point in what she does, but she does it in such a way that the hivemind should really, REALLY consider putting her in a cell and learn to say no to requests from her.I'm pretty sure that the hivemind is communicating with every single person in the world at the same time in a fracture of a second, but it still ended up choking about Carol asking for a nuke.Seriously, the hivemind transformation of everyone in the world racked almost a billion deaths, but they clearly didn't had any intention on harming anyone, and neither did Carol the first time she caused a massive seizure the first time. But after that she knows that being mean to the hivemind could kill millions in minutes, and she still does it. She really shouldn't be let free.But for fuck sake, the hivemind just won't do it. They have Helens memories now, and they think that Carol is a good person, and that Helen wanted to make her happy so they want to honor that request. Thats is partly why they are obssesed in making her happy.
>>216000453Bravo Vince, amazing direction, 30 second long shot of mundane task C. This show is mind blowing and I am on the edge of my seat!!! I am elated that there are no interesting characters in addition to the non-existent plot!!
>>216002067the mundane montages are pure kino, probably the best part of his work. so fucking comfy
>>216002152If Vince Gilligan directed a Star Trek episode, he’d have a five minute unbroken tracking shot of an ensign cleaning the bridge, and then never show that ensign again.
>next 4 episodes are directed by women
Why the fuck isnt this dumb bitch asking about the origin of the signal or getting the hive mind caught in logic/philosophy traps. It’s clearly flawed. No way would an entity with all of human intelligence and reasoning carry out her requests without being compelled to. She just needs to trick it. Ask a full breakdown on how the pathogen works. Shes just acting like a typical stuck up menopausal cunt.
>>216002195And it would be better than all of nuTrek combined
>>216002195exactly.it'd be set to Mr. Sandman, and he would be focusing on lots of details like turning off the displays to clean the glass, making sure the seats swiveled freely, etc.>song crescendos at the end>mr saaaandmaaaan bring me aaaa dreeeaaaam>ensign looking around the dimmed bridge from the doorway on his way out>bum bum bum bum pssh *door closes* to black screen>pssh door opens>camera angle the same but it's Picard walking onto a bustling deckpure kino
>>216002260>Posts image from a movie that was directed by a woman
>>216002390it wasnt woke back then retard
>>216002265Why aren't you doing anything with your life
>>216002265Nah we need more cuts of her meandering around her house drinking and popping pills.
>>216002431Why shluld i?
>>216002405>goal moving
>>216002405>Movie written by a fag that mocks masculinity wasn't current year buzzword you guys
>>216002474the goal is in the same spot retard
What a night!
>>216002477>movie about a cool guy killing people is woke because a fag wrote it back when wokeness wasnt a thingbtw that fag is anti woke
female directors can be good...
>>216002260
20min in this show seems retarded, everyone becomes fake and gay after a kiss but Carol can get kissed but didn't become fake because she's already gay?
>>216000604Not gonna lie, so far it does look a bit nice, but mostly it makes me curious about how does the hivemind exactly works. The issues would be surviving the surprise mass seizure that comes first.On the other hand, if i ended up in the rare case of being inmune I would mostly like to study much as i can first.>How does it work exactly?>How do they communicate at all?>How does it work to have the minds of every person in the world linked in every single body at the same time?>Where is the alien transmission coming from? Can we communicate with them?>How will worldwide production and logistics work?>What does the hivemind drone people like to eat?>Do each drone has personal preferences still?>How would sex between drones work>Do they have massive orgies, or if they still have personal preferences just move and meet a mate to have breeding sex on a one night stand?>How does it work for the terrible people that had mental illnesses, harmful fetishes, and other harmful urges?>How does it work with animals?>How would you collect some resources if the way to acquire them are by hurting another living thing, which goes againest the hiveminds code of ethics?>Does the hivemind work with a directing entity, a general consensus in the split of a second, or does it all just feels like a natural reaction?>If i wanted to have sex with any of you, am i having sex with the individual while everyone's mind is on that person, with another individuals mind in that specific bod, or with the individual in that specific body but with also all the knowledge and other likes from every single other person linked?>What does the hivemind think of me other than assimilation?>Would the hivemind sacrifice drones for simple efficiency reasons, or only when other drones lives are at stake?>What do we do after total assimilation?Besides this, i think id just do like the french guy, fuck a bunch of girls, try a bunch of vegetarian food, see if i can kill Carol.
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