JAPAN FILMS THE FIRST FILM WITH WHITE PEOPLE IN IT IN 12 YEARSThis is Miyamoto. Filming is underway for the live-action film of The Legend of Zelda in a lush, natural setting, with Bo Bragason-san who will play Zelda and Benjamin Evan Ainsworth-san who will play LinkFilming is on track for the film’s release on May 7, 2027. It will take a while until the release, so we would be grateful if you would wait patiently and look forward to it
>japan filmsno it's a western production. probably will be gay and cringe as shit
pretty sure that Japan Brendan Frasier movie has already been filmed and he's white so you're wrong
>>215994875thisweebs need to fuck off
>stay behind me i protect u
>>215994848Director is some who and has made nothing but trash.It will be bland shit.
japanese people think whites look too manly to play anime characters lmao
>Americans like to blow things up like Hiroshima and Nagasaki but never say sorry for bombing the dodongos.
>>215994951Wrong, it has a big budget
>>215994848>Zelda wielding weapons in front of Link>Zelda is at attention and ready for action >Link has no visible armaments >Link is passively sitting behind Zelda and staring at her longinglyThis is going to be cringe feminist YA trash.
>>215994917>stay behind me i protect u
Chaser here. We are going to shitpost any Zelda threads to death once this releases. You will never be able to have a real thread about this slop ever. Justice for Hunter.
Cast him
>>215995029Cope tranny.
>>215994848>woman standing in front with weapon>man sitting in back, unarmedthis is obviously not a japanese production
>>215995036Keenan Thompson
>>215994848You just want zeldas braps all to yourself you greedy selfish monster.
>>215994848>first fantasy movie without niggers or troons>only thanks to JapanWhy can't we just make The Witcher or Snow White with white people only? Why is that Mulan can be all Asian cast, Moana can be all Brown cast but European stories need to have Jamal?
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>>215995029tranny chaser?
>>215995099Get a fucking life lmaooo. Japan doesn’t give a shit about your culture war bullshit either, they’re not even making this film.
>>215995103What are you gonna do it about faggot?
>>215994848Zelda is not suitable for film. It’s not even suitable for a narrative, the stories in the games are either without substance or just plain bad. Only exceptions are Majora’s Mask, Wind Waker and (fortunately for the production company) BotW
>>215995099You think Zelda will be whites only?
>>215995036Nasubi
>>215995036
>>215995099Can you please shut the fuck up and stop leaving your containment faggot board. Back to pol you inbred fuck.
>>215994951OK>Anon doesnt go see it>it performs badly at box office>mainstream media blames lack of Hunter as Zelda>next 10 Nintendo movies are filled with troons and niggersYou really want this alternative? Every Democrat communist is waiting for this movie to flop and strongarm Japan to capitulate to woke. You should supports all white cast movies or movies with heterosexual romance like Zotoopia 2
>>215995103...did you seriously ask fucking AI. Christ almighty you are cooked, get the fuck off the internet and society in general you lazy unimaginative bastard.
Why do they look like middle schoolers?
>>215995126Sorry Jamal>>215995199Sorry Apu
>>215995138Twilight Princess would make a good movie but you zoomer faggots never played it so of course you think Autism Playground BotW is a good plot, fucking lmao
>>215995199answer his question
>>215995233No problem Cletus, get off your cousin next time you post please, she has homework. Thank you, dont come again!
>>215995202/qa/ lost
>>215994848>the woman is in front in an alert position>the man is in the back, in a vulnerable position, emasculatedIt's shit.
>>215995256Im not gonna explain the idea of diversity and the stupidity of corporations getting the lowest common denominator to a white power 40 IQ cousin fuckng hick who probably voted for a literal child fucker three times.Get a fucking job or better yet a bitch
>>215995202I’m manifesting it to flop at the box office, much like sydney sweeney’s shitty movies have.
>>215995314I dont remember it called the Legend of Link, dipshit. 100 things to roast about this garbage, Zelda being the lead aint one of em
>>215995347You're an absolute fucking retard and a faggot.
>>215995347she looks nothing like zelda. Her nose is too big and her hair is the wrong color, and her eyes are too small.
>>215995202I dont want it to succeed. I dont want any movie to succeed. I want Hollywood to die screaming.
>>215995346I hate to break it to you but if minecraft made a zillion dollars, so is this.
>>215995202not everything is your faggy culture war shit. if i don't want to see some dumb video game movie for literal babies i'm not going to see it
>>215995370And this movie is making a billion dollars despite your angry virgin ranting on the internet. Get fucked you little angry bitch, lmao, hope you get that stick out of your ass one day, somebody might appreciate it
>>215995379What makes you think so? Zoomers don’t play Zelda
>>215995377Remember when it was all on fire?I wanted that to be a sign end times had begun, but now we're back to business as usual :l
>>215995347>You play as Metroid in Metroid!>I don't remember Final Fantasy VIII being the FIRST fantasy, dipshit!!>You never drive an aeroplane in "Mario KART" do you!?!?!? YEAH. I THOUGHT SO.
>>215995416Mario made a billion.
>>215995197But he's chinese....
you faggots are going to be mad that impa isn't whitelooks like she's the bug lady from severance but who knows for sure
the legend of katniss the huntress and peeta the supine makeup artist
>>215995250Midna being one of the few well written Zelda characters doesn’t mean TP would make a good movie. It’s way too long.
>>215995314>>215995074>>215994917>the woman goes to be the girlboss breadwinner>the man stays home and plays videogames / reads philosophyi don't see the problem
>>215995444It wasn’t a shitty live action.
>>215995444to save trillions
>>215995433checked
>>215994986yeah in the fucking cartoon zelda was strong and link was strong too but was the comic relief that always caused problemstry harder faggot
>>215995468Women would voluntarily let the human race end before they would accept such a state.
>>215995099Because pissrael still exists and as long as a single jew draws breath the White race will not be safe.
>>215995508Why did they make him blonde
>>215995516Lmao israel funds far right wing parties in europe. They are on your retarded side. That’s why leftists hate Israel lolYou think israel gives a shit about most jews?
>>215995525Stronger contrast for pixel graphics.
>>215995545Der evige juden is lying through his yellow teeth while rubbing his claws. TKD
>>215994959has he apologized to the rest of asia for the mass genocide? Look up how many people the japanese killed in main land asia during the 30’s and 40’s, then realize this faggot is crying about losing a fraction of a fraction of that, AS THE AGGRESSORS. This bitch just mad his people didn’t blow up even more people, fuck him
>>215995322the question wasnt about why diversity exists in cinema, it was about why stories that are about white europeans must include nonwhite actors while stories about africans or asians do not have to include any other races at all
>>215995572They fund romanian neo nazis but go off. You and pissrael are two sides of the same coin
>>215995598Why do europeans always depict jesus christ as one of them? Why do they cast anglos as ancient greeks and romans?
>mid director >screenwriter did Jurassic World films and Rise of Skywalker>Avi Arad producedThis is going to be awful
>>215995622Because all lesser races are disgusting to look at on the big screen.
>>215995645You worship a dead jew lmao
>>215995635He did the most recent Planet of the Apes at least which was pretty good
>>215994848Two billies, easy
>>215995663Jesus was White with long blonde hair and blue eyes. It is written in pre-jew historical accounts. Modern jew history is no better than science fiction.
>>215995314You sound like a massive faggot.
>>215994848Will it be an OoT or pic-related adaptation?
>>215994848>>215994875Jurassic World, Superman, Barbiehammer, all the avengers movies had white casts
>>215995457i want an anime for my wife
>>215995099The only recent film I can think of that did this is The Northman.
>produces yet another world wide hitHow does he do it?
>>215995036John Waters doing an Ed Wynn impression.
>>215995838wasn't Hulk indian?
>>215994848>Two beautiful white peopleFeels good to be a bifag.
>>215995508The cartoon is universally considered an embarrassment that never should have been made.
>>215995888Dandori pawaah
>>215995838>SupermanThat was a jew playing as white alien man. Fuck off.
>>215995525>Why did they make him blondeBecause OOT.OG Link was always brown haired.
>>215994986The franchise is called The Legend of ZELDA, not The Legend of Link and his damsel in distress
>>215996243Canonically, the in-universe Legend of Zelda is a story about Zelda the First being put into a magical coma and needing a chosen hero to revive her. This is described in the manual for Zelda 2: The Adventure of Link.
>>215994848heh
>>215995468That involves logical consistency. That isn't how a woman's brain works unfortunately. A woman wants to simultaneously be a complete fucking loser, but be lied to nonstop about how empowered and amazing she is, but she also wants everyone to be sincere and honest with her. A lot of the chaos of modernity comes from men trying to navigate this.
Do you think Miyamoto had any input on who was picked to play Link and Zelda?
>>215995635>Rise of SkywalkerHe worked on the scrapped script not the Abrams le Palpatine returned one
>>215995725Cope.
>>215994848Top pic gave me the Ego flashback scene in Ratatouille with LOTR. This COULD be kino.
>>215995622Jesus Christ is indistinguishable from a Western European. That's where Celts originated.
>>215995678>which was pretty goodYet, no one's talking about it because it was bland.They should've kept it strictly Japanese + animated.
>>215994848>not in front of a greenscreen>real locations>white protagonists>innocent romantic relationshipAre we back bros?
>>215994848YO LISTENDIS WAY BE TOO DANGEROUS MY BRUDDAH
>>215994848>First image>Zelda with bow ready for action. >Link just kinda sittin' there. Not even a sword on his back.Just wrong-footing this, huh?
>>215994848After seeing these I’d say the perfect formula for this thing would be using early 2000s LoTR/Narnia fantasy as a base and sprinkling it with Snyder-esque epic kino (300/ZSJL)
>>215995138>Zelda is not suitable for film. It’s not even suitable for a narrative, the stories in the games are either without substance or just plain bad.
>>215995457God tier casting if so
>>215994848https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mO1QBTG6EXs
>>215995029I like Hunter but I also like Bo Bragason.
>>215995457Literally perfect casting. No other actress could even remotely look like her
>>215994848Can we abandoned BotW already?
>>215995468This is what the 9-5 workweek has done to people, they can't imagine simultaneously being a capable supporter and having free time to pursue their interests. It's fantasy, bitch. Have both.>>215995015Oh hey my wife looks like this
>>215995036Joji Miller
>>215996976>Can we abandoned tthehighest-selling Zelda ever?No.
>>215996720Unironically the best Zelda film ever made, and it's not even a Zelda film.
>>215994848Link's actor is so pretty, thank you Jesus
>>215996976It doesn't even look like BOTW though.
>>215995314>>215994986>OH NO THE WOMAN IS SITTING IN FRONT OF THE MAN I'M BEING GENOCIDED AAAAAAAHHHHHHHAre you niggas for real? Holy shit, you guys are much worse than the SJWs ever were.
>>215996580We wuz ancient hebrews and shiet
>>215997872yes, we wuz
>>215995838Yeah and they were all gay and pozzed as fuck
>>215997838>He's doing the meme again
>>215996744Damn this is some cringe shit, smosh's new shit is really ga->13 years ago>the smosh i remember was from 20 fucking years agofuck
>>215994848Nintendo really screwed up with the casting because Jeremy Sumpter from the Peter Pan movie would have fit the role of Link much better. Nintendo truly does not really understand the type of blonde boy that girls actually have a crush on in Western countriesPeter Pan (2003): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R--U0DHgeL4
Thought it was funny the very first pic of this has so much focus on boss girl zelda being badass while link is a weak bitch making himself small in the back. Great start
>>215995347>A retard and a faggot>A retarded faggot >Or a faggoty retard
It should have been her
>>215998158Links meant to be a young man and Jeremy Sumpter is gotta be in his late 30s if not 40s by now.
>>215998212Does a "her" need a tuck kit?
>>215998158He's 36 you brain damaged freak
>>215995622why do you keep deflecting? I'm not saying jesus should be depicted as white. that's neither here nor there.
>>215998116I knew you were gonna post that even though I said "much worse" and not "just as bad".
>>215998364>UM...ACKUALLY...
It 100% makes sense for Link to be less of a main character than Zelda for the movie. link is supposed to be elusive in this aspect. They are both deuteragonist tho
>>215997992>6,500 years agoNothing to do with Jesus.
>>215998417Well, yes. Maybe learn to read before you throw out memes that don't fit the occasion.
>>215996720Yeah, you could make Legend again. But adaptation is different.
>>215998364Changing >Don't you think anti-SJWs are just as bad?to>Don't you think anti-SJWs are even worse? not only does not change the fact that the meme applies, but it even amplifies it and makes you even more ridiculous than what's portrayed in the meme.
What even is the plot of Zelda? I've been a pcmaster race chad my whole life and never played these games.
>>215997992Many Jews have blue eyes.
>>215995186damn that would be soulful
>Inevitable argument between the two in order to create contrived drama>Zelda says something about how Link never talks to her and storms off.>Link muttering under his breath: "Well excuse me, princess..."
>>215995725
>>215995036Robin Williams.
>>215994986It's going to be the botw zelda inferiority complex arc. She's using a bow because she's failing when it comes to using her families magic, which leads to resentment and jealousy towards link where he seems to slip into his role naturally.
>>215999054Every game has a different plot. There's an overall lore as far as the origin of characters and gods and stuff, but the long and short of it is the company insists these are all branches of different timelines from one origin point which is a game realeased in fucking 2011You can make a completely original story with this concept but just from the preview it seems like an adaptation of Breath of the Wild.
>>215996662Netflix this you?
>>215994848>scene is as empty as nuzelda gameseric is going to lose it
>>215998888>But adaptation is different.No.The Legend of Zelda games, at their core, follow a traditional Sword and Sorcery plot. Peaceful dull life, bad dude happens, go on quest to stop bad dude, get thing 1/Trail, get thing 2/Trail...fight bad dude at castle, etc...The adaptation shouldn't be difficult because it really doesn't have to directly adapt one game. Really, all you need to do is make a Sword and Sorcery movie and put some Zelda tradition in it.
>>215994961>it has a big budgetSo did Planet of the Apes 4, and it was boring as shit.
>>215994848Let me guess. Link and Zelda team up for 2/3rds of the movie after Impa dies/gets captured in the opening 20 minutes. Zelda gets kidnapped at the end of the second act. Link finds the master sword and BTFOs everything in his path and Ganon just for Zelda to deliver the final blow with her bow.
>>215999054It's an adventure story with a guy and a girl
>>215999253Sounds fine
>>215994848Zelda was always more popular with Americans same with metroid, to bad they look like porn actors lmao.
>>215994875Nintendo takes Zelda extremely serious. They will be super controlling about everything in this movie. I would say Nintendo even hold Zelda to a much higher standard than Mario.
woke girlboss trash
>>215994848blue eyes look demonic ngl
>>215999002The only thing ridiculous about the guy in the meme is that he suggests the two are just as bad, when in fact chuds have been far worse for the last five years or so.
I wonder how shitty the zora/gorons will look
>>215999054Forest boy is destined to save the Princess and the world from the evil Arab. Literally the plot of all of the games.
>>215999253Sounds like OOT
>>215999400Checked. Sounds based.
didnt know it was japanese this is gonna fucking suck!!!
>>215999253Sounds fun enough.
>>215994848Bottom could be a good Wander
I wonder what origin they’re going to run for Link here. My guess is something akin to TP. Lives alone in a village, stumbles into Zelda/Impa while hunting or whatever. Also curious as to whether they will mention an “ancient hero” as some games vaguely reference previous Links.
>>215994848Yep, kino confirmed
If they take actual cues from Legend, Excalibur, etc., then you could have some decent kino here and there.
There's no doubt they will put Koroks into the movie, how do you think they'll portray them? Can they resist the urge to make them Minions?
>>215999756The whole point is that they are minions
>>215994917>>stay behind me i protect uyes
>>215997068Unironically and unreservedly this.
>>215999819I miss yandere skyward Zelda so much
>>215999811promotional toy tie-ins*
>>215994986you don't even need to go that farthe first picture show (in order of focus/importance), the world, zelda, then link.after that, the 2nd picture show zelda and the third link.so it's safe to assume that the movie is centered about zelda (like peach in the mario movie?)so yes, another femslop
>I want to fuck Zelda>I want to fuck Linkall's right with the world
>>215999313That's why they've been whoring it out to Hyrule Warriors and employed voice actors comparable to Shonen Jump?
>>215994848the enshittification continue
>>215999980Gimli would kick Lego's ass
>>215994848blue tunic faggots btfozeldas actress actually looks prettyand link looks the partjust hope everything else is good
>>215994848>Cast attractive white people as fair-haired, medieval fantasy elves>General public loves itIt's that easy
>>215994848Looks like some pedo shit.I never cared about the plot to Zelda games anyway. Or the characters except Ganon when they make him hot.
>>216000087>SHE WAS ONLY 25 YEARS OLD YOU SICK FUCKCloseted nonce detected.
>>216000136>Closeted
>>215995598Because nobody cares what chud plebs like you think. The people who make the movies and pay for them to be created want diversity. When you fight and suck weinstein dick your way to the top of the movie industry you can decide the racial makeup of movies.
Imagine your """culture""" is so desperate you pray for Nintendo (LMAO) to save (You).Fuck Americans.
>>215994848anti-white tranny shill mafia already at it, it seems.
Fucking smosh has broken my mind, all I think of when I see a live action Link I think of>L to the I to the N to the K>wears tights everyday>don’t give a damn whatchu say>got bigger balls then even Evel Knievel>and he ain’t gonna stop til the world is free from evil
>>216000087>>216000136I guess I've just got old eyes now, they look like they are 12 to me, and I can't relate to 12 year olds. In real life people that young-looking never say or do anything interesting or valuable whatsoever. /getoffmylawnAnyway, I've won almost every Zelda game since the first one, Link is always an empty-headed cuck and Zelda is always the biggest Mary Sue.Make a movie about Cia and Impa fighting over a McGuffin instead, and then Ganon comes along and has a threesome with them. That's what I'd make a Legend of Zelda movie about.
>>216000371>I guess I've just got old eyes now, they look like they are 12 to meFill a coffin already.
>>215995036Hunter Schafer
>>215995103>female elves have broad shoulders, chiseled jaws and adams apples
>>215995322Stop appropriating my culture, bigot.
>>215995314Link is typically shown to be sleepy and somewhat aloof until he gets his call to action. A good amount if not the majority of Zelda games begin with Link being a carefree sleepyhead until shit goes down. Even in BotW, he's Zelda's personal knight and follows her on her research expeditions.
>>215995314Can you people fucking wait until we see more
>>215994848>Link is le... Chad>Zelda is le... StacyBoring ass generic movie. Who can identify with them?
>>215999181>Basing it off of BOTWOh god it’s already doomed.
>>216000775Only Zelda's arc at most. We already know from the synopsis that it's a more classical non-botw plot about ganon and the triforce.
>>215994848>Film in New Zealand >Blur the background in every shotModern cinema is a mistake
>>215996794>I'm a chaser but it's ok because I'm also a pedophile The more this website changes the more it stays the same.
>>215995457Retard>Hylians = Europeans>Kokiri = Euro fey >Gerudo = Arabs>Sheikah = Japanese(American Wild West in TP)>Rito = Andean>Zora = Ancient Mediterranean/Pacific Islander>Goron = Maori/Ainu
>>215995577Well he’s definitely criticized his own country for it
>>215996191>OG Link was always brown haired.A pretty damn light brown, but, sure. Hell, his sprite had pink hair in ALttP. Link's hair ranges from light brown/dirty blonde to bright blonde and always has.
>>216000818>pedophileI'm 22 and she is 21 anon.>chaserI don't fetishize transgender woman. I just think Hunter is cute and hot.
>>215995762Based on costumes it looks like it'll be a BotW inspired story.
>>215995029As opposed to every other thread shit up by trannies?
It isn't based off of botw it's a new story using elements from all the games because Nintendo even said botw was what they wanted zelda games to be like all along but had limitations. Her outfit is a dress nit from the wild games, it's just blue inspired from it because no other game does zelda have another outfit than the princess dress. She can't adventure in it. She'll definitely have it in the film before or after the adventure. Link is green too, it's not wild era nor oot story it's a new one. Theories, definitely a lost woods and a deku tree. Maybe kokiri or koroks, def zora and goron, epona (confirmed), impa, probably a sheikah town, castle town, castle, gerudo fortress and desert, some sort of underground temple, maybe something in the sky and loft wings, orchestral music from games and an ode to the 8 bit songs, ganon for sure, I'm betting an ode to majoras mask whether they want to hint a sequel or an after credits scene or have it found like wild era collectables. There won't be a single black, jeet, tranny or homo in this film, it's Japan.
>>216001210It's a Nips fever dream of watching movies and playing in the woods just like Pokemon is about a Jap catching bugs. Don't overthink things faggot.
>>216001342And yet nothing I said says otherwise Stop tranny posting, it smells
Nah, when Japan cast Link, they cast a woman.
>>215994986It's not like Zelda has been the one shooting light nukes and arrows nor being the one that saves the day for the last decade or something
>>216001598>the games are shitty feminist garbage so it's okay if the movie is, too
>>215994848They just wont let the man be in the action pose of his own fucking trailer. Let this shit die.
>>215997103That isnt a good thing
>>215994848Usually whites are lured to JAV with better pay.
>>215999722this is the year 2025. We are in the most pozzed period yet.
>>216001704So your saying you demand that adaptions change from the source material to satisfy your sensibilities.Adaptions that you probably weren't going to consume anyway, perhaps?Now, where have I heard of that behavior before?
>>216000060>woman still acting as the girlbossApparently not.
>>215993261>Ocarina of Time is the defining Zelda game and she's a full-on spellcaster in that one, fucking LOL what>shapeshifting, teleportation, time travel, magic laser beams...)Nothingburger shit that doesn't describe an actual mage. All you have is generic ass shit (transforming and teleporting isn't mage material) and using a instrument to bring her bf back in time.The magical laser is just her shitty binding, which is actually just her boring piss sealing magic.
>>215997068He needs this role, hope Nintendo brings him back for this
gonna be girlboss slop like the mario movies
>>215995728Cute Yink
Java starring Melody Marks when
>>215994848This brings me to tears. If they don't boat and switch is I'm going to see this like three times in theaters just to send a message
>>215999722You know that's not happening.
Give me QRD on Zelda loreI'm only familiar with is OoT, MM and WW. Everything after else looks cringe and convoluted
>>216002116They just make it up new every time
>>215994848>JAPAN FILMS THE FIRST FILM WITH WHITE PEOPLE IN IT IN 12 YEARSBrendan Fraser was just in one, you journalist rat.
>>216002116Guy that dresses in green gets a sword and kills shit sometimes he tries to fuck the girl sometimes not. It's the best game ever but it is just a game.
>>216000775Fucking this, they literally got a kodomomuke (kiddy anime show) screenwriter to write TotK's story.I feel sorry for anyone who think is gonna be Tolkien lite, this is fucking Avi Arad we're talking about.
>>216001448Thank god they're not doing that again, that would have been awful if Nintendo mandated that for Sony Pictures, Sony would be amazing giddy for it.
>>215994848i ... like itat first it completely threw me off on how real it looks, im so used to hollywood movies looking like shit i forgot lord of rings was a thingthe light makeup is nice too
>>215995457hunter schafer woudl be a good impa desu
Hunter mogs her
>>216002604man looking at her is so depressingif not for roles you just know she would 41% herself long ago
>>215995577>Look up how many people the japanese killed in main land asia during the 30’s and 40’sFar far less than the Chinese communists did. Ironically if the Axis would have won or America never entered the war and Japan took over mainland Asia it would have resulted in the deaths of far less Asian than from the likes of Mao and the rest.
>>215995029Why do troons and their jailgay simps try to compete with actual women? You can’t. It’s a doomed endeavour.
>>215995795midge
>>215994848Bit racist though innit?
>>216002968It's only 'colour-blind casting' if they're actually blind.
>>215994848>background is blurry
>>216002972I'm neither of theae things thoughbeit
>>216003125Yes you are, and a shartytroon to boot.
>>215994959GREAT! CAN'T WAIT TO BOMB SOME DODONGOS!
>>216002910>hetero man>dates a trans woman>hetero lollmao
>>216002116Forest boy is the destined hero of time to save Princess Zelda and the Kingdom of Hyrule. That's basically the plot of every single game.
>>216003294Well yeah the real number is even lower.
>>215994848I don't know why, but this image feels racist.
Already looks like slop. Add to this shitty director, shitty writer, actors without experience and let's be serious, not a particularly cinematic source material and at best you can expect an okay movie for children. Most likely not even as good as early Harry Potters.
>>216003165>shartytroonI only have a rough idea of what this is. The only imageboards I use are 4chan and endchan (only /agatha2/ e-girl board). I think you're saying it because I use thoughbeit which, I think, is a word filter on the "sharty" board. I just like the way it sounds and I think it sounds better than however.>>216002972I wonder what in my post made you think I was ESL? You used "shitskin" I assume because I said I liked Hunter, but what part of what I said seemed ESL to you?
>>215994848A Legend of Zelda movie could absolutely be good but why would anyone be excited for this after the Super Mario movie? Everyone said Nintendo was overseeing that film too and it turned out like shit. This will still make a billion dollars though.
>>216002116>Creator Goddess creates shit (Timeline A)>Goddess makes chaotic jannies for order—nearly jobs to Cthulhu Satan.>Demon Lord starts shit jobs to first hero.>Goddess says fuck it & reincarnates as a mortal whore.>Another Demon Lord starts shit jobs to prophetic green hero.>Demon Lord vows THD, Demon Lord curses random brown dude & fades—his clan forever spawning evil green thief guy. >Random shit happens: Interloper niggers gets chased/banished; small hat dude loves men then becomes MiniLucifer, jobs twice.>Huge civil war comes. Dipshit dad dies in forest—cycle "starts.">Thief guy "wins" (Timeline 1), grabs all macguffins, becomes Pig Satan & makes Satan Land>Sealing war comes: Everyone pitches in & seals Pig Satan. Kingdom becomes Detroit.>New hero save bitches & kicks Pig Satan ass, wins the big triangle.>Triangle says "Greater will = stronger wish.", New hero’s wish births Timeline 2 (autists will debate you over this), T1 continues & leads to the first Zelda.>Pig jobs hard in T2, thrown into sage jail.>Royal slut sends BF home—WHOOPS, spawns Timeline 3.>Green hero highs on fairy GF then dimension-hops. Becomes chad soldier, rails farm girl, fucks off & dies.>Pig man returns; Interlopers breed abominates in shadow jail. Pig Man cons retard king to synergize.>Pig breaks out of death row, but jobs to death this time.>MiniLucifer back—New Pig Satan murks him, gets sealed.>T2 is just sandman woes, Goddesses flood everything because fuck that guy.>King tells triangles to drown the kingdom forever and move on. Sandman gets stoned.>After the gay boat sequel, New demon lackey fills boots, pseudo-cycle happens.>Nintendo yeets timeline for Red Diarrhea (Timeline B)>Fans cry, so Timeline A returns with the first royal slut game in T1—Cthulhu Satan returns and jobs.>Fanfic slop by chink war & slut fighter devs happen: First 2 games are non-canon, but the newest trash is extended backstory of Red Diarrhea 2
>>216003618Didn’t use a plural form when you should have, which is classic ESL. And yes, being a faggot into troons is brown behaviour.
>>216003689>Didn’t use a plural form when you should haveHoly shit I'm stupid.Every time I reread it, I read it as women until you pointed it out just now kek
>>216000708I did that for Mario and the girlboss claims ended up correct.
I like the casting and costumes so far, but I'm waiting to see the creature design before I make a call whether it will be good or not.Maybe this is a really autistic nitpick of mine, but a big issue I had with Netflixvania(among many) was the lack of recognizable Castlevania creatures, they were all just generic black demons, save for Slogra and Gaibon appearing in one scene.... and they weren't even in Castlevania 3?Zelda creatures were never terribly consistent with designs, Moblins were pitbull men up until Wind Waker which turned them into pig men. Lizalfos have been all over the place since their inception. I just do hope they borrow from the games for creature design so I can recognize a monster from the games when I see one.Zelda is also a franchise famous for it's iconic music, which I hope is brought to the big screen. If my non-gamer friends and family are to finally experience the Legend of Zelda this way, all I ask is that it invokes the same feelings it did in me when I played as a child.
>>216003664What's it called when a company uses its last ace out of desperation?
>>215994848>Link goes from a twink to a chad with hunter eyesI approve.
>breath of the wild>againZelda is dead
>>216002116>Everything after the most convoluted games with the most lore looks cringe and convolutedThey mostly stopped caring about making good lore after that.
>>216002116it's all honestly made up on the fly. fans love to connect things but it's very obvious how much nintendo does not give a shit about the full storyline after skyward sword
>>215995464It would make an excellent series
>>215995433Samus is a Metroid tho
>>215996821Ugh nintendo please, you have all the pieces. I hope they cook here with a good story and a commercial success with a cult following for years to come. Movies are such dogshit these days I need some hopium
Actors look fine. I hope they can act. Costumes look okay. I'm a little worried it is going to look like a bad live action anime adaptation. Which it kinda is.
>>215999253Bounce it off his shield and we're good, but only after she misses a couple times
>>216001704Eric, you lost and got raped
>>215995433Look at that fucker go
>>215994951You don't even have to go so far as to look up the director - it's a movie based on a computer game which means it will be shite by default.
>>215994875it's already gay and cringe by using botw girlboss zelda instead of actual princess dress wearing zelda>>215999313retard faggot
>>216000087Anon... that woman is 21 years old
>>215997068This
>>216002781People dying because of poor governance following years of civil war isn't the same as genocidal mass slayings.>it would have resulted in the deaths of far less AsianIt absolutely would not have. Holding onto China would be like the Vietnam war but 10x as difficult.
People Hunter posting are just trolls. I wouldn't have minded her as Zelda but none of us actually expected it or really wanted it outside of the memes.
western production? black elves where?
>>216003866This Zelda might be wearing Blue but build-wise she closest resembles TP Zelda, and certainly doesn't resemble BOTW's 'Zelda the nerd'.
>>215995322almost got all the stereotypes in there huh, you forgot to say flyover state or bubba tho, do better
>>215994848Kill every retard that wants videogame movies.
>>215994848Link will be female gaze and brown gerudo women will sexually harass him.
>>215994961>Wrong, it has a big budgetWhen will people learn that throwing money at a problem doesn't magically produce a good solution?There are so many big budget movies that suck because they had bad directors, art design or writing, or simply too much studio meddling with endless reshoots.
>>215995322Because you can't and it shouldn't exist, diversitard
>>215995622because gods are always a reflection of people worshipping them. He's black i nafrica and chinese in chinaals oyou only have that "gotcha" as a counter againt a biollion of examples of your racist blackwashings
>>215996698>and sprinkling it with Snyder-esque epic kino (300/ZSJL)not thanks. Miss me with that unwatchable shit
>>215994848Not an adaptation of LttPNot watching
color grading n fake grain
>>215994848Zelda will be a girlboss like Peach, so why bother?Brand lickers will make it profitable, but it will be shit like the Mario flick
>>21599484820 years ago she would have been too ugly for the roletoday we're happy it's not a black or a transwhen you see how our standards have lowered, you see leftists actually have won
Will System of a Down get a cameo?
>>215994848I wish I was a handsome looking white person rather than a mediocre looking white person.
>>215994959>Lit studioani on firebased
>>215995036Whoever played that goblin in Ridley Scott's Legend
>>215994848seeing these pics makes me excited to see a movie for the first time in years
>>216006346Link's actor is 17, though
>>216009902Based.
>>215994848>this, Link… is a Breath of the Wild (2017)
>>216003686Yeah that's pretty much the general Zelda lore
>>216003686>all this shitZelda should be treated like Final Fantasy, e.g. an anthology series. Some games have sequels however, like oot and mm or oracle games.
>>216010376I mean it is, it's all just stories with a few connections.The timeline is just as meaningless as to FFX being secretly connected to FFVII , anyone caring that FFI has a (kino) prequel, or knowing FFV has an ova sequel set after 100 years.
>>215994951>Director is some who and has made nothing but trash.his monke movie was good
>>215994848Nosferatu, The Viking
>>216010376Honestly nobody cares about this timeline shit. All games have the same plot and all you need to know is:>link is the chosen one>zelda is an important princess or priestess (and sometimes link's love interest)>main villain is some big dude whose name is some variation of "ganon">link has to go through some challenges/dungeons/puzzles, collect some macguffins and power up for the final battle>characters are vaguely aware the same shit happened a dozen times before
>>215995036Bushemi or however you spell it
>>215994848Im not gay but is Link supposed to be cuter than Zelda?
>>216002604In his defense, he does kinda look like a Zelda npc.
>>216008505Is this so hard
I still think Ghibli should have been revived to make the movie instead of getting a live action movie.Though it doesn't look too bad so far.
>>215995888Iwata-Miyamoto-Reggie TshirtI miss the complicity of these 3 niggas like you wouldn't believe. Iwata's death truly was a loss.
>>215995525t. ben shapiro
>>215996662kek that's the legend of snap
So, uh, will Link talk or are we getting the kinoYAAAHSIAAAAAAAHYAAAAHAHAAAAdubbed by this based guy
>>215994848oh god pls not another mario girlboss subversion pls nojust fuckin' adapt ocarina of time, actually scratch that, do a tv series about ocarina with each season being a new temple plus the occasional side quests as filler, if done correctly it will be greater than GoT even
>>216011420Link can talk but never has the opportunity to do so because everyone talks over him. When he saves the day at the end and Zelda asks him how he managed to do it all, he'll open his mouth before shrugging.
>>216002116>Three Golden Triangles called The Triforce>whoever possesses all 3 gets wish granted>Ganondorf/Ganon has the Triforce of Power>Zelda has the Triforce of Wisdom>Link has the Triforce of Courage>Ganondorf has transcended into a Demon King, hinted that the old Demon King, Demise, fused his spirit to Ganon's soul>Link and Zelda are almost always an ancestor or descendant of a previous/consequent Link and Zelda>>A few games are direct sequels featuring the same Link/Zelda from previous games like Adventures of Link or Link's Awakening>the world is inhabited by many fantastical races including>>Gorons: Large mountain dwelling, rock eating folk who are renowned blacksmiths, miners, metallurgists and bomb makers>>Zora: Long lived fish people. Sometimes enemies but more often than not aligned with Hyrule's royal family. Renowned for their artistry and courage>>Rito: Bird People. Renowned musicians and bowyers. Not as fleshed out as other races. Rather new, first showing up in Wind Waker.>>Hyrulians: traditional fantasy medieval Europeans>>Gerudo: all female race of fantasy Arabs. Musclemommies who go on pilgrimage to Hyrule to find husbands. Early in the timeline they were a tribe of thieves and would just straight up kidnap Hyrulian men as breeding stock. Only 1 male Gerudo is born every 100 hundred years, give or take. Ganondorf is Gerudo and born from the twin witches Kotake and Koume>>Mogma: Greedy, treasure obsessed mole people>>Kokiri: Immortal forest children with fairy companions. Led by the Great Deku Tree>>Korok: What the Kokiri evolved into after Ganondorf flooded the world.Back to story>Ganon wants the complete Triforce to rule/destroy the world and eventually the Sacred Realm to usurp the Goddesses>Link and Zelda and sometimes a group of sages must stop him>Ganon can never truly die thanks to Triforce of Power, only imprisoned and contained>Goddesses keep having Zelda, Link and Sages reincarnate because only they can stop Ganon
I miss when the games gave you a magic bar and allowed you to do spells.
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>>216003768Good News. Koji Kondo is creative lead for the music.
>>216002910I'm surprised anyone but other trannies would ever go near a tranny. The natural human response is revulsion unless you are one of the revolting. >>215995103YWNBAW
>BOTW designsHe droppado
