First for fat fucking milkers in 10 mins
Press S to spit
Let's hope Ruby Wax chokes to death on some koala anus
>>215996315TOTAL DOODOO ANNIHILATION
Jacqueline!
>>215996255PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP
>>215996216>>215996255Yeah she dont look like that no more.For 10 years she looks like she been drinking chip fat on a council estate.
>>215996315That's a shame, the one after the final was chaos
can’t wait for an episode of the wigger and the ginger freak being stupid again
>>215996418>For 10 years she looks like she been drinking chip fat on a council estate.
>>215996315They need an unbiased, non-woke companion show
Evening
Alright lads? How's your Mondays been?
>>215996373I wanna choke on Kelly's anus
>>215996542>Dean McCullough in charge of not being a disgusting sodomite
>>215996545Utter shite. Doing agile development.
>>215996216first time watching this series. who's the black guy? And I'm assuming 'angry ginge' is some twat youtuber?
Hey lads, it's me again.
>>215996545Bit nippy
>>215996496Thats probably why it got cancelled
>>215996574hey
If I said that women would look at me funny
>>215996571>who's the black guy?obligatory loud black man
>>215996496Literally all they need to do is fire HURR JURR (Will ain't so bad) and clamp down on the excessive faggot/nigger pandering.
>>215996315Late and Live was such a late and live, the only good ones was this year's finales and the one where Tiffany was a guest and chimping out
>>215996619Formerly obligatory loud black woman.
>>215996255>>215996216name please so i can snap my fucking cock
>>215996619I am not a fanOf the chocolate man
can’t believe Kelly betrayed us whitebros
Kelly and Lisa naked rubbing hot butter between them
>>215996658Kelly brookShe’s literally on the show you retard
Lisa Riley looks like Mr. Toad or the shitty cgi Jabba from Star Wars
>>215996708>and Lisa
>>215996723i dont watch this faggot show, cocksucker. I saw booba and I entered thread to inquire. dont respond. bye
>>215996753Woah benchod I gave you her name and everything
>>215996753FOY (fuck off yank)
>>215996747Kelly extreme facesitting Shona
>>215996753She got her tits out with Billy Zane in Three/Survival Island 2005 film
Shona will win this year.Shona bros wu@
tried that ultimate festival sub, it’s shitDon’t get it
What the fuck just happened?
Richard has signed up to TikTok and is discovering filters for the first time
>>215996834Ant's car crashed into the studio
>>215996834Mulhern’s sabotaging.
lel wtf
>>215996809For me, it's KFC's Stranger Things Burger & Wings.
>>215996834Ant's drink problem
They are massive though
>>215996632>Late and Live was such a late and livewewI meant Late and Live was shit.
corrrr r josh is a contestant this year
>>215996834
there’s no way that is aitch real accent Fucking horrible
>>215996886I want her to kiss me on the head when I can't sleep
UTTER YANK NONSENSEGO BACK TO CALLING EACH OTHER BENDERS
>>215996887Late and Live is synonymous with shit tbf
this is how cooked the world is. A woman who looks like THAT is talking about another man while she has a boyfriend at home
>>215996948hoeflation out of control
>>215996948just banter
>>215996948Fucking dire innit
>>215996839Any more Nancy slutiness?
going to enjoy this. Hope the yank chockes on pig bollock
If only...
>>215996948I would a Mandy Dingle
>>215996997Didn't know Dua Lipa was on this
>>215996997Thought she'd be camel toe
Fucking ITV putting Jewlamet and Zenigger among the "stars".
Bet Ant had a fun time drinkdriving in the Cockyvan
>>215997006That's Jenna Ortega, you idiot!
I think they get 6 stars
What the fuck's with the demonic voices in the Stacy Solomon jewellry ad
you reckon jacks thought about kelly's tits?
>>215996997beginning to age disgracefully, bogged in the next 24 months methinks
>>215997081I don't think there's a British man over 20 that hasn't
Ginge has peak medieval peasant physiognomy
>>215997010>no problem with rooney
How much coke you reckon Jason Statham sniffed off Kelly's chebs?
Ruby didn't flinch? Can't flinch more like
The Timmy Chalamet dish should be a circumcised pig's penis
Starmer caught me on dodgy websites again lads, off to prison for me
>>215997117He looks like every lad I went to school with. Every single one.
>>215997148>Didn't buy a wanking loicense
>>215997117>yes me lord
>>215997133She probably did but she's too bogged to show it.
>>215997010I liked him in Wonka.
>>215997123All of it
>Simon Bogged Arse Cowell
Kek they used the grim photo of Simonn
Can't stand a jusI honestly think we should just eradicate every single jus
>There's always a jew at these kinds of placesWHAT THE FUCK ANT IS BASED?
Ruby looks like she wants to thump ginge
>there's always a jew in these kinds of placesWhat did he mean by this
>>215997123>>215997197she was 17 and he was 30 when they started dating
>>215997242
>>215997252
As if that's the first bollock she's had in her mouth.
Think ginge might have just earned himself a spot in the second trial
As if that's the first arsehole he's had in his mouth.
>"Just ate crocodile arsehole. Why?"Ginge is a philosopher. 21st century Nietzsche over here.
I hate this lot already
>Told you they were pricks.Based Ginge.
>The "Let's pretend we got none" jokeFucks sake
Can't be having this. Need to vote a real loser for the next one.
Jack is literally meImagine being stuck with a bunch of singing and dancing normies for 3 weeks...grim
>>215997363>Ginge when he sees a woman's vagina
I don't like it when the camp gets along. Send in Mulhern to cause chaos during the night.
hate when they get all the stars just ruins it i want them to suffer
>I'll stick to WetherspoonsI've only had a spoons dinner once. The brownie was nice at least.
very much not enjoying the positivity in this camp. They need to airlift Lady C or perhaps a war criminal into camp
>>215997426Same energy
Who we voting for?
>>215997426I want Kelly's hair stroking me back and forth
the male black contestants are always the worst.
>ginge and aitch Ok so she’s racist
>Angry MingeThey're bringing Jane Moore back?
>>215997463Spoons food is fine if you get some cheap shite while you're getting pissed but I wouldn't go one specifically to eat. I went a few weeks back and got some nachos with some shreaded chicken on top which was nice.
>>215997489Shona's a bag of nerves. Reckon she might panic and bail.
>>215997443I'd be in the corner making pyramids out of stones
Votings fucked
>>215997518
>>215997463>>215997519spoons food went downhill after covid
Bareback on a stallion with those massive tits? Doesn't seem wise
>>215997463>>215997519I've only gotten the chips there because they're so dry that they're amazing for sobering up. And yeah I can never imagine going to eat there primarily.
>>215996315>"they are the right people to host the main show"
>>215997555To keep it the same price they replaced the food with food shaped memory foam. had a burger there the other day it was fucking dire
can't believe people are criticising Chef Mike's excellent meals in Spoons. One of the few achievements of these God forsaken isles
Lads, im worried about this series. There's no villain and they are all getting on and fucking singing
>>215997632The late arrivals should shake it up.
Does this finish at 10:30 again??
>>215997422>Sky dive >Eating challenge >Ant and Dec bombing Its always the fucking same
>>215997659Dream on fella
>>215997659Do we know who they are?
>>215997632Jack is gonna go rogue in a week, watch this space
>>215997686Jesus Christ. This is actually gonna be the most tepid series yet
He’s got a good face for an old man but he’s got the body of a lesbian
>>215997669ITV player says yeah
Kelly's chebs might be a lost cause
>>215996629>clamp down on the excessive faggot/nigger pandering.Sadly won't happen, homos and blacks (and their lovers) are this shows main demographic
>>215997632this is ITV, they've driven Love Island contestants to suicide. Give them time
>>215997725Fuck sake
Kelly is a proper fat slag jeez love
>ywn be buried in balls with Kelly Brook
>>215997764That was years ago. Flack anheroing killed it for everyone
>>215996315Hearing Bant & Kek mentionining the app reminds me that Big Brother scrapped their app with the latest series. They're in dire straits
>>215996997She hates white men apparently
>>215997686>Prince from temu and that woman who sells washing tabletsFucking grim
>>215997155This. Usually they disappear off the face of the earth as they get older
>>215997786I remember this moment from last time
This is shit lads
At this point I'm just voting Kelly because boobs.
>>215997764Thats when it all changed....
>>215997761They're just a vocal minority. Hell, we only just came off the all-white final which gave all the mongoloids on Twitter arseburn.
>>215997834she's getting filled in by Ruben Dias atm (at this moment in time)
Has kelly had her tits out yet?
>>215997898Not white though
>>215997892We need to vote for her any time there's a water based trial.
>>215997088She's a somali mongrel, she was born bogged.
>>215997898She hates small white men then
>>215997898Honestly think he could do better
actually yeah, now it all makes sense.
Mum giving me side eyes now they are talking about jobs…
>The Great EscapersI genuinely thought I'd missed something from last year's series
>/imaceleb/ got about as much votes for the trial on Day 2 as /bbuk/ got for the Live FinalBig Brother on suicide watch.
Is there nudity in this show? Any chance of Kelly’s fat knockers coming out
marry me
>>215997764Anyone remember a short series on Channel 4 in the early 2000s called Futurecast that was meant to be TV from the future?There was a reality tv show called The Cell or something that was like jail and a young girl hanged herself live on air. Then kids were showing her little brother her dead on their phones (phones didn't exist at the time). Scarily accurate.When searching for Futurecast I can't find a thing about it.
>>215998013Maybe a bikini but no full frontal
>>215997942Two working class white lads are entertaining, who’d have thought
>>215998013The best your getting is a bikini and it's not guaranteed.
>>215998013You might get one 3 second Kelly shower scene the whole series if you’re lucky
>>215997942>They're trying to replace Bant & KekWe've had this song and dance before.
>>215998018Sounds like a redditor made it up la
>>215998018Pretty sure you're thinking of Time Trumpet
I think we are suffering more than the camp.
>>215998013>>215998029There's non-zero chance we get a shot of her arse in the shower.
>>215998013>She also said she'll be ready to recreate Myleene Klass' famous bikini-clad moment in the jungle shower, and has packed her swimwear for moving into the camp.
>>215998048Too early for the UK, they were good though. Probably would work now
Blubbing cunt
>>215998033Nothing entertaining about them
I miss him lads :(
Kemp is no match for the Architect!
>>215998072She can do it all she wants itv will tease it for as long as she’s there
didn’t he murder 16 of his cats?Fuck this crackhead I don’t care that he’s dead
>>215998054nta. I watched Time Trumpet back in the day (it was kino) but I don't remember this >>215998018
>>215998119Guess it was a thing. I was never aware of it.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PsWvP_jOofI
>ME HECKIN DADDYERINO!!!
>>215998054Nah it wasn't a comedy it was a serious documentary style. There was a Peter Weyland type character that owned the TV channel and kept trying to convert people to a corpoworld nightmare.
Here’s every launch figure for the past decade:2025 - 6.60m2024 - 6.75m2023 - 6.95m2022 - 9.2m2021 - 8.0m2020 - 11.0m2019 - 10.0m2018 - 11.1m2017 - 10.4m2016 - 10.7m2015 - 9.8m2014 - 10.3m2013 - 11.9mIt’s over no one gives a shit about imaceleb anymore, it’ll be cancelled within 5 years
>>215998048I wonder what the next gen Ant and Dec would look like. They're a little too embedded now.
>>215998045Rermember the Myleene Klaas series where suddenly the amount of shower scenes tripled?
>>215998172Traitors showed that the audience is there for something fresher
>>215998199They've been rather rude with the jokes in this ep, maybe they've stopped being faggots and just give us what we want
>>215998191There will be no next gen Ant and Dec. When Ant and Dec ends, the world ends.
>>215998018Found a clip.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PsWvP_jOofI
I feel this "episode" has been mostly ad breaks
>>215998191Hopefully more white man and black queen pairings
Jack is the 4chan self-insert
>>215998172wtf happened between 2022 and 23
>>215998255He’s a fucking boring drip crying faggot
>>215998172So will most uk heritage shows
>>215998256End of covid
>>2159982562022 was the first series after Wales so more people probably saw that one.
Fucking useless at cooking
>>215998270He already said he's like us
>>215998283Started getting bitchy too
This nigger needs to stop dancing all the time my god
>>215998256It was around that point it became all about streaming and online and less about Live TV.
>>215998283Looks like she's been 12 rounds with Tyson
>>215998235I think I've seen that one, not what I remember though.
>>215998283Why even peel the potatoes lol fucksake
great all the fucking nerds on Twitter are going to vote this annoying manc spastics for every trial
Aitch? Who voted for him?
>>2159983622 trial limit nowCan only do 2 before you get exemption
>Byker Grove on ITVXMight go watch that mad last episode with a dinosaur or something I've heard about
>>215998363Don't him and Ginge have a lot of social media followers? They're going to have more people who'll bother to vote. Probably why they're having problems with people connecting to vote.
>>2159981726.6m is still good considering traditional telleh is dying
>>215998387Exemption for just 1 trial?
Thought it might be a they all get along series but cooking drama never fails to arise in this show. Day 2 is early too.
>>215998191AJ Odudu and Rosie Jones I reckon
>>215996753based
>Jack trying to tard-wrangle>instantly met with hostility
>>215998394You should its a crazy way to end the show
Kemi needs to get her fucking tits out.
>The same panel of retards from yesterdayFML
>>215998402Since Jack is the only one who can cook it means that they'll probably not want to bite the hand of the only person who can feed them.
>>215998387You can thank Dean for this. He was so shit that they went "Fuck this" and made that rule. I remember Ant getting legit mad too.
>>215998437If all black women had white men we could save this country
>>215998413>PLEASE DO NOT SWURRRRRR>HERPY DERPY DERP DURR LIEK DURP
>>215998443We need to eliminate Jack first so then they're fucked.
Don’t care AJ is my ideal wife
>>215998220Traitors can also attract bigger names since it lacks the degrading elements of I'm A Celeb and Big Brother.
they're squandering her talents
>>215998538BBC prestige also
>>215998556Kelly is at the fat stage now where her tits only look amazing in bras and tight dresses
>>215998563…
>>215998585>he doesn't like heavy saggersngmi
>>215998585She's perfect m80
not enough black or brown people in our adverts imho
>>215998625Yes but we wont see the best of her in the show
>thread dedicated to a coalburnerAll Bri'ish women really do burn coal and all Bri'ish "men" are cucks
>>215998648Can’t imagine what tele will be like in 10 years when the country is 50% non white
>>215998665I’ve been saying this, no one listens
>>215998665She’s fucked more white dick than 99% of women though. Plus that guy had a small cock
>Allison Hammond losing her voiceIt's like God's giving her a message.
>>215996255I love tits so much bros
>>215998691One of the observations my Aussie mate had when landing in London was how prevalent coalburning is, he suspects it's probably worse than America
>>215998793Your boyfriend
>>215998256In addition to the other reasons anons gave, I think there was backlash to having Farage on especially after Hancock was on the year before, ironic now that he's going to be the next PM
>>215998821He is a handsome lad but alas he's taken
>>215998756Same my mummy issues brother
>Allison: Lisa Riley is my white twinYou ain't wrong there
I'd gunge Kemi's boobs with my white slime if you know what I'd mean
>It's a foreigner calls into the show and Joel roasts his accent episodeIt's like we're back in the 2000s in the best way.
>>215999030I need to go to milktrucks anonymous
>>215996723Thx
>>215998756You have no idea how much I love tits. Last week I was at the airport and saw this decent looking woman with a fucking smoking body. Skinny/fit, tight stomach, nice ass but brother I can’t even guess at her cup size. Like Tanya Song but perky. She was wearing an opened puffy jacket with the tightest top. I kept catching glances at her tits and was in heaven.And you’ll never believe what happened: I’m sitting in my seat at the back of the plane hoping no one sits beside me and the plane is almost full and I’m relieved. Then I see the tit goddess walking down the aisle and I’m praying she sits beside me and god sent some love my way because I spent the next 5 hours beside the most glorious pair of tits I’ve seen in a long time. We chatted most of the way and dear god it was almost painful being beside her. Her whole life must consist of walking in the room and having every guy stare. Her tits were truly glorious and MASSIVE especially on her frame.Anyway it was a wonderful flight and I’ve created a perfect visual memory of her tits that I’ll never forget. Ever noteworthy pair of tits is locked in my mind and it’s like a crystal that never gets hazy. I even remember exactly where I saw them so that when I walk around somewhere if I see a certain landmark I can recall the tits I saw. A lot of times I secretly hope I’ll see a particularly great set of tits again when I’m in proximity to the sighting. I feel so bad for people who can visualize images in their mind, I can recall them vividly.Meanwhile I drive my wife crazy because I can’t remember when garbage day is kek
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>>216000997
>>215997006>>215997038Maya Jama
Still have some of my old nuts/zoo featuring Kelly
>>216001052
>>216001131I remember people vehemently arguing that Denise Milani’s tits were real lol
>>216001169I'd spaff on 'er tits if you know what I'm sayin'
