ITT: Times you acted like the Roofman
>Upstairs part in warehouse has holes drilled for surveillance wires etc>Be up there killing time on last hour of shift>Realize some of them look out onto the sales floor>One looks into the lobby where the bathroom doors areI was on the stores roof once, there was a lot more garbage up there than I thought.
>live in tiny, enclosed space with childish bedding and eat m&m's all dayYeah, I'm thinkin' he's me
>>215996544wtf is this even about lmao
>>215998161>guy robs banks>goes to prison>escapes>makes temp living space in toys r us roof>something something meets a nice lady blah blah blah
>>215998161True story about a guy who robbed like 40 McDonald’s and was known as a “nice guy”. Broke out of prison and lives in a Toys R Us to hide out
>>215998337>>215998233>>makes temp living space in toys r us rooflol?
>>215998650Oh god here, let me put it in zoomie for you>blud ong fr he dips outta prison ya feel me>woopty woopty woo he needa spot to lay low aha ong fr>dude like 'uh imma chill here at toys r us'
>>215998684lmao why is unc stressin?
>>215996544i'm too busy landmanning
>>215996544literally me, but in the basement
>>215996544I can't watch this shit with Ozempic'd Dunst. She was always my waifu and now she looks like a fucking prune.
>>215996544why are they shoving that midget in everything
>>216000294He fits?
ITT: times you acted like Bioman>some monster giving me shit>bio-electron his ass
i did a fuck
>>215996544Why didn't he simply have sex with Kirsten Dunst's big titty daughter?
