When did you last watch Fortress (1992) starring Christopher Lambert?
>>215996633last summer
>>215996633never even heard of it. will check out, thanks anon.
>>215996633Like twenty years ago
>>215996665I hope you do. And I hope you enjoy it.
>>215996676>>215996663It's been far too long then
>>215996633June or July.
>>215996633At a sleep-over in the 6th grade. The exploding stomaches gave me nightmares.
>>215996759Based. Sounds like a good memory.
>>215996741>>215996759Sounds like it's time to rewatch Fortress 1992 starring Christopher Lambert
I think about a year ago someone made a thread and i watched it then
>>215996945Oh, that was probably me. Did you like it?
probably when i was like 6 or 7 on VHS. downloading it and will watch it again now
>>215996633probably like 1999
>>215996733watched robot jox the other week though
Never seen it. I just checked and it fails to make the cutoff score of 6/10 on IMDB so i'll be passing for now.
>>215998135>for nowWhen will you not be passing?
>>215996633At some point between 1994 and 1996.
>>215996633I'm more of a Beowulf kinda guy
>>215996633>Highlander>Fortress>The HuntedFair to say that's the top 3 chriskino?
>>215998546I've never seen The Hunter, but I do like Highlander, but his apartment gives me anxiety.
>>215998526>A Fortress at the edge of darkness Well I'm interested
bump
>>215998546mortal kombatand yea i like fortress, even if it makes me laugh because it's a discount version of the arnie sci-fi action genre and lambert's face inspires laughter. it's still original enough
>>215997035I loved every last minute of it, but I thought the ending was a bit of a let down. I notice a lot of prison escape movies end with a big action scene, and I think they are worse for it
>>215996633Somewhere between 2010 and 2012? I remember watching it as they were turning off the analogue transmitters, so my TV was already getting wonky during bad weather.
>>215998135>I'm going to skip the only good Lambert movie, because of IMDB score it has
>>216001137The Hunted?
I thought it was pretty cool
>>2159966334 years, 138 days ago.Roughly 11pm
>>215996633Good movie. I like kurtwood
>>215996633prolly some 3 years ago
>>215998546the hunted isn't goodfor me it's mean guns, which isn't good either but it's kino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHRvDo8rUoQ
>>216001137Nah he's just being a faggot. If the IMDb score was 6.9 he would have magically said the cutoff is 7, and so on.
>>216001017what did she even see? That he has plugs and shit in his body? Like she didn't know that already?
>>216001159I'm sorry, are you fucking serious? The modern ninja war movie?
Are you going to watch the double feature anon?
>>215998546>Knight Moves>Why Me?
>>216001137>not having watched NirvanaShiggydiggy
>>215996633Legitimately three months ago.MENTEL CORPORATIONCRIME DOES NOT PAY
>>215996633You can see his balls in the sex scene with his wife. Idunno why I remember that.
>>215996633I saw it recently. its one of the extremely rare times /tv/ recommends me a kino.
>>216002644Right on dude!
>>215998546the hunted is awesome
>>216002980look at that dumper
Never seen this, but Christopher Lambert is a terrible actor, so I doubt this is good.
>>215996633I'll watch anything with Jeffrey Combs in it once.
Bump
>>215996911>Christopher lambeth >starring in anything
this is pretty good.i like the whole corporate adoption cyborg baby thing.
>>215998546
>>215996633tried watching itim not into NTR sorry
>>215996633Stream it Ill watch it
>>216005661>NTRIt's not porn anon
>>2159966331994, VHS
stuart gordon was a kino machine
>>215996633Should I also download Fortress '95?
>>216005791No. You should download Breakdown (1997) next.
>>215996633in the 90's
>>216006102I saw that already.
>>216006102And then Retroactive (1997) after that.
>>216006209Ok, mister cinema. Then tell me how many times Kurt Russel says "my wife"
>>216006109then you are due for a rewatch
>>215996633They don't make actors like Christopher Lambert anymore, they ran out of the wood.
>>216006235Nah that's shit. Download Freeway (1996) instead.
>>216004378Heard you were talkin' shit
>>216006288
>>216006273If we're talking 90s Kiefer B-movies this one is kino
>>216006243You can't even spell his name and you expect anyone to memorize dialogue from it?
>>215996633On VHS some time in the late 90s
>>215996633Anyone here seen Fortress (1992)?
>>216001017Advanced goon cave
Downloading it now. Haven't seen it in ~30 years.
>>215996733But how do we stop people from having a second child? It's already past 2017
>>215996633The only Lambert movie I have watched is Highlander, sadly through a shitty streaming service so the audio was muffled and awful. I'll check this out and watch it tonight, it seems KINO and right up my alley from what I've seen in this thread. How is Subway btw?
>>215996633Just few weeks ago, for the first time since the 90s.Was actually better than how I remembered
>>215996759I remember when they were forced to swallow them
Mexican tv.channel.played it all the time along.with highlander and total recall.
>>216001017Red?!
>>216002487Never saw it, prefer the one with van damme fighting a tiger in a minefield.
>>215996633I remember a scene where a guy is like "help I'm getting raped" and he gets fucked in the ass, is this that movie, or a dream? And laser fences that cut your hand off.
>>216006235I have only seen one belushi film that looked okay and it was when he was explaining how to use a gun. Didn't finish watching it.
>>216001982Asshole post
thats a gordon movie. i wanted to see it, might as well today
>>216001017KINONAME OF THE MOVIE ?
>>216001017bitches free room
>>216002487this was crazy boring compared to fortress
>>216002703I think you also see a bunch of naked men when they're entering the prison
>>215996633When it came out on video. So 1993?Pretty good movie as I recall.
It's pronounced "Lamber." The "t" is silent. He's from Sco'land.
>>216006271Kek. True. On list of all time worst actors, it probably goes:1. Lambert2. Keanu Reeves3. John Malkovich
>>215996633Over 15 years ago, when movie rentals still existed and we made it a mission to watch as many Lambert movies as possible.
>>216002370No, she didn't know about the plugs. It's a twist.
>>215996633Maybe around 97 or 98? It's been a long time.
>>216009843Fortress (1992) starring Christopher Lambert
>>216009016Looks like this movie
>>216010269At least 90% of capeshit "actors" are worse than them
>>216008301pretty good
>>215996633Last month, I think.
Few weeks ago. Still holds up. Been trying to get a copy of #2 but all torrents have no seeders.
>>216011442Subway is highly entertaining. a very different kind of Lambert movie
>>215996633We need to go back...
>>216012132Very nice collection of films. Saved.
>>216006393Ah you got me. I concede.
>>2159985461 Subway>power gap2 Gideon3 tie between mortal kombat and highlander probably. he's kind of at his best when the movie isn't great.
>>215996733>the distant year of [a few months ago already]Ah yes, my favourite trope.
>>216005474Wait a second, the names seem to be mismatched here...
>>216012132based. glad to see that people still make image lists like these
>>216012132>Skesmisja>Miasteczko OblivionWhere the HECK is "On the Silver Globe" or anything from Szulkin?!
>>215996633https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9YtzZ5RMdMM
Anyone here seen Fortress 2?
>>216015030No, never
