https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4G7KuHCJMFg
new criterion trash slop dropped
Boring picks. Another basic bitch.
>>215999275She's nominated for Best Actress next year, isn't she?
>>215999275we love you Elle
>>215999354Where should i start then?
>>215999354Criterion closet is a meme at this point. The videos now are just celebrities picking out the most popular movies in the collection and going "wow this movie is like sooo good! i love it!".
>>215999578It’s not about what I like. There have released a shitload of movies spanning 100 years. If someone can’t pick a single movie that is off the beaten track it says a lot about them.>>215999623Basically this.
>>215999354>Boring picks. Another basic bitch.Can't avoid that when you can only pick Criterion releases.
>>215999797It isn’t that hard. They rarely release goos movies these days but they used to.
>>215999275i love that she's always smiling & happy, it makes her 100x more attractive
BASED
>>215999578Movies without sound yes bitch that means you’re going to sit down put tick tock down no music no background noise just you in silence watching the most boringest shit ever
>>215999623>>215999679Yeah because you're very cool for picking Le Infant Violations by Pepe FrankLePiew. Such a cinema nerd watching shit on a computer.
>>215999354she's a trash actress
>>215999623As long as you are 1. Celebrity and 2. Have letterboxd account then you can go into the closet
>>215999275>Wearing a suitOH NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOELLE NOOOOOOOOOONOT AGAIN
>>215999275>Good thing I'm tallBrutal.
>>215999275Gross giraffe bitch
>>215999623There was one good one recently where the person reaches to pick something from the top shelf and exposes their cute tummy. I think it was David Cronenberg.
sydney sweeney is 161cm tall. it'd be funny to see her jump to reach the movies haha
>>215999275Idk that fake hair makes me think her pussy is actually brown and that would be the biggest scam in human history
>>216001067Sorry she's not a manlet factory
>tee hee i'm so tall 5'9 hehee fuck off bitch
Looks like someone has a movie to promote.
not showing any body parts...
>>215999275>tall >blonde>fat assi need to get this broad pregnant asap
>>216001385Kinooooo!
>>216000774Thank you. Dropped.
why do cute blonde girls make chuds seethe?
>>216000108They have music throughout
>>215999623I think the only good one is where Guillermo del Toro said he didn't have to pick any because he already owned them all, then left
>>216000216You are such a basic bitch you couldn’t even come up with a real movie to ridicule me with. Good job white knighting for your shit waifu.
>>215999275don't care didn't askempty head blonde whore
brainlet tier picks
>>216001385i wanna see soggy turds rocketing out of that dump truck and painting the back of the toilet
>>216002045Watch this kinohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQ7jDVdL5Ko
>>216002641i'd be pissed if some guy hot boxed me while i was trying to film him and give him free shit. i don't care if he gets to bang carrie coon every night
>>216002641>It's 15 hours longFuck off.
>>215999623>>215999354>>216002218>Oh my science this actress likes Princess Bride instead of Goddard's acclaimed black and white arthouse masterpiece " Le Cambrioleur Est Dans Le Mouchoir" which grossed five francs at the box office when it was released 70 years ago???!!!
>>216002868It's not a movie but a mini series, 15 hours is the total runtime
>>216003151ah, I see. Now.
>>215999275>boyfriend
>>216003276Gus Wenner the CEO of the magazine Rolling Stone
>>215999488Already groomed for that moment
>>215999488she might be trying to Best Supporting this year. She will be at the Oscars this year either way for Sentimental Value
To Die For is a great movie.
>>216003516>chief executive officer of his Jewish father's magazine, Rolling Stone.
>mfw halfway through she brings up her boyfriend
>>216002969got em so hard they deleted their /tv/ account and never came back
>>216005013Lmfao! I was just watching this video the other day
Fuck this tall bitch
>>216007289Fuck you, tall girls need cuddles too
>>216001385Needs tits
>>215999275Oh my God she's so cute
>>216000079The only movie I liked a lot more when I rewatched it
>>215999275I'd let her "pick" my "closet", if you know what I mean
>>215999354Anon that's a good thing. Basic bitches are the standard.If she has taste, who the hell do you think she learned it from? That's right, her ex.
>>215999488For what? That Predator movie?
>>216001385Her ass is incredibly mid and is entirely propped up by shapewear (to make up for her pathetic tits).Also, she kisses niggers >>216000774
>>216002969That's me you posted
>>216001576why are yt bois so insecure
>>215999275this bullshit is so scripted>lol us industry plants have such deep taste>here's something you've never heard of and would never watch in ya life>I'm more learned than you cattle
>>216002969>which grossed five francs at the box office when it was released 70 years ago???!!!Only successful corporate blockbusters matter, peopleEnough with all this leftist nonsense, worship franchises or else
>>216009380White women that race mix are disgusting. It could be a dickless nigger and she'd still be dropped.You don't understand tribalism because you're a white liberal golem.
/tv/ is better than /mu/ but WIMB is better than the Criterion Cuck Cupboard
>>216002969GEG
