Luke, did I ever tell you about Sebulba? He was a disgusting alien creature with misshapen arms. He’s a species of alien I never bothered nor cared to find out the name of. He would murder people during podraces, even recorded on camera. I guess murdering people on this shithole planet is fine. He even tried to murder your father, who was a child at the time. What a scamp.And he was a good friend
>>216000776He later died of a fentanyl overdose.
>>216000776Luke, did I ever tell you about Elan Sleazebaggano? He was a Balosar slythmonger from the lower levels of Coruscant. Slythmonger is street slang for a dealer of illicit biochemicals, mostly synthetic additives like Bota or Ixetal Cilona. Death sticks were his specialty. Highly addictive, highly illegal, made from the refined extract of the balo mushroom. They rewrote your DNA, Luke. One puff and you didn’t just lose a few hours - you lost who you were. One night I was tracking a shapeshifting Clawdite assassin, Zam Wesell, who had just tried to kill Senator Amidala. I walked into the Outlander Club with Anakin, trying to blend in. He came up to me at the bar, jittery, grinning, reeking of desperation, and said: 'You wanna buy some death sticks?' I was tired, Luke. Tired of war, tired of darkness. So I used the Force. I told him to go home and rethink his life. He disappeared from the clubs. Cleaned himself up. Got out of the business. Last I heard, he had a kid. And he was a good friend.
