>watch documentary >the facts are actually well laid out and come across as basically irrefutable
>>216000902What's the name of the documentary?
>good docon the one hand this is bretty good. On the other hand its really manipulative and not actually about bigfoot at all!both of the guys involved in the patterson gimlin film are involved in the hulu-sasquatch documentary.
I could never take the Patterson-Gimlin footage seriously after I learned that Patterson had been a big foot enthusiast for years and was working on a dramatized big foot documentary when it happened.
>>216001058>both of the guys Gimlin is still alive but Patterson died more than 50 years ago, so I don't see how that can be true
>>216000902>they didn't have the technology to put a fat guy in a bear costume in 1967
>>216001180Never replicated either independently or by hollywood Never deboonked the center of balance and realistic muscle movement Never explained why they went through the effort of adding breasts Was doxxed and harassed by local law enforcement until they were threatened into "admitting they faked it" undefeated undisputable factual
>>216001180They probably did, but notably there has been no successful attempt to make a similar costume and replicate the original film through fakery.
>>216001180for 1967 this is some next gen type of shit. constructing such a suit must be in the hundreds of thousands of dollars if not more and would require a lot of research, a lot of labor and many prototypes and the people who would hand make this for like several months if not years would have to be anatomical ape experts too.seems unlikely.
>>216001138>guy looking for Bigfoot found Bigfoot >YOU CANT DO THAT
>>216001258>anatomical ape expertslmao
>>216001264Well yeah, it'd be a lot more believable if he was just a random guy that stumbled upon a big foot, not a guy obsessed with proving big foot is real AND making a movie about it but swearing he didn't have a costume made for it.
Bigfoot is probably not real because we don't find clear environmental evidence of it across wide areas. Same with other cryptids.A large animal could be good at hiding from us, but it makes no sense that it would do such a great job of constantly cleaning up after itself.>but we find footprints from them!Not consistent footprints that look like they're from the same animal. Most of them are fake, if not all of them.And it makes no sense that bigfoot could be so elusive and rare throughout the recorded history of North America but also maintain a large enough breeding population for it to still exist (or exist in the '60s).And there's no fossil evidence of any large nonhuman apes in North America. So not only are we missing the modern bigfoot itself, we are missing any local ancestors it might have had.
>>216000902Only a retard could believe this is real footage of bigfoot
>>216001226You dumb, boy. Dumb as hell.
>>216001428>A large animalits not just an animal, the bigfoot apes are significantly smarter than other apes.
>>216000976The Greatest Story Never Told
>>216001428>go on and on about fat acceptance>lose weight as soon as it takes a an injection instead of dietingMany such cases
>>216002183Smarter to the point that they do a perfect job of constantly cleaning up after themselves, though? How does that work?
>>216002731Its like how your mom cleans my balls after im done beating them guts
>>216001428came here to post this
>>216001058You can't fool me, Bushwacker!
>>216000902That scared the living shit out of me as a kid
>>216001428>we don't find clear environmental evidenceDaemons dont leave evidence. They only spend a few moments in our reality then they dip out
There's an old video of a white squatch seen in Pennsylvania on youtube. Looks pretty good; human hits him right in the face with a flashlight and it runs. Video gives a bunch of retarded reasons why it can''t possibly be a man in a suit, as if he has never heard of Chewbacca.
>>216002754i know how many mashed potatoes she eats.
>>216001258It's a shitty suit. Just look at the perfectly flat and smooth latex soles on the feet.
>>216004166For comparison here's a much better and more expensive gorilla costume from decades earlier with textured soles.
>>216002731these apes are intelligence wise about on homo sapiens level, smarter than pajeets for sure since they clean up after themselves. they perfectly blend in with the woods as well and are masters of survival.>a perfect job of constantly cleaning up after themselvespark rangers and glowniggers do this too. for some reason they dont want bigfoot to be public knowledge.
>>216001428>Not consistent footprints that look like they're from the same animal.That is not correct. We do, indeed, find consistent footprints that share the same characteristics, and we have found them from the east coast states, like Georgia, all the way out to the west coast states.
>>216004166>it's this retard again
>>216004195>Oh, maybe there's-->See the suit in action.Nah.
>>216000902>watch non-documentary>it's full of references
