>>216002093
they need to retain their chimpanzee audience, that's why I only watch asian dramas now

dooood sex and stuff./ it's always just like this cene

>>216002093
Can't tell if sex is really like this or not but isn't the guy supposed to be on top?

i have had sex with like 12(?) women and i have NEVER let that bitch keep her shirt on
who the fuck does this, i want to see your tits

I mean girls do get on top. but she is overreacting.

>>216002093
Real sex isn't like this. Women don't make nearly this much noise or move that way. They don't even like sex so they stay quiet the entire time.
t. been married for several years

>>216002286
Only when he wants to cum

>>216002093
is that the terabithia kid?

>>216002093
really sexy HBO hey can we cut to the hunger games guy again I don't think we got enough of his reaction

>>216002331
women love sex. just not with you, shrimp wiener

>>216002093
"Cum" is a non.
"Come" is a verb.

>>216002394
That's not the insult you seem to think it is. I've seen shrimp get almost as big as my finger.

TV used to be way harder on censorship so very little nudity and sex, HBO sold itself as "premium TV" that would tackle subjects TV didn't so they really pushed the sex and nudity as a way to show how "grown up" it was

>>216002093
offensively mediocre show

>>216002331
you're probably bad in bed anon kek

>>216002331
anon...it's time to change, her and yourself

>>216002331

Mate...

>>216002093

>no accidental farting and peeing
>not turning a fan on or opening a window to get the smell out

That's a sturdy bed. The way everything around the house is shaking implies that she is at least half a ton

WTF I LOVE LA NOW

>>216002331
kek

>>216002828
>having sex with a fan on
You have outed yourself now virgin

>>216002093
girl on top doesn't even feel that good. and they're usually really lazy about it. just grinding around in small circles on it. they don't be slapping butthole against nutsack like in the movies

>>216002866
Its the easiest way for them to get off, once they do you can go to town on them

>>216002093
why is she wearing a top not showing her tits flopping around HBO has really fallen

>>216002331
>>216002866
I have had kino over the top sex like in the OP, but only with women other than my wife

>>216002866
that's why I like it. it is harder to cum. so I last longer

>woman doesn't passionately orgasm then say she's getting tired... 'did you cum yet?', 'is everything OK?', 'i want you to cum as well...'
>man doesn't lie and say it's fine, and continues pretending his phimosis is normal. then has a quick wank in the bathroom immediately afterwards.

>>216002863
I don’t like basting in the air of sex.

>>216002863
cityslicker detected

I hate the gratuitous sex in every fucking HBO show. It's unironically the reason I avoid most of their shows.

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>when the kino has a sex scene

>>216003076
they're too afraid to just make straight up sexy sex too. they have to try to sneak it in as part of a joke or as a shocking scene transition and one person involved has an upset/disgusting/horrified reaction they can cut to. just make it maximum horny you clowns.

>>216002093
Happy for josh hutcherson. He seems like a nice dude.

>>216003123
Damn that lil nigga making LOVE to that pillow

>>216002914
HBO can show full nudity or sex, but never both at the same time

>>216002093
Did ChatGPT write this?

>>216002331
well crafted bait. i kekled

>>216002828
>no accidental farting and peeing
would pay to get pee'd on desu

>>216002331
wow, i actually feel sorry for you. is your wife a doll?

>>216002355
it is the 5 nights at freddy's guy.

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>>216002331
>Sir...

>>216002093
No bush
No tits

This is not extra

>>216002491
both can be either, this isn't the new york times style guide fag

>>216002298
this

>>216002355
j hutch is an actual /tv/ poster and my nigga

>>216002355
that's the zathura homie

>>216002093
do you really want to know why sex scenes are so disgusting nowadays?
it's because the woman is leading and not being submissive like it naturally should be.

>>216002331
yeah, wet ass pussy? That is impossible

>>216002093
wheres her tits?
get them out if you want me to care
>oh but you can see 3/4ths of her bum
don't care!

>>216002331
Same
me and my girl just soak for a few minutes and then back to planning her next craftsale

>>216002093
is that sadfu

>>216002093
Now thats some kosher buttcrack

>>216002093
>man fully naked
>woman clothed
>woman in dominant position on top
predictable

>>216006111
>woman in dominant position on top
Man you are frail as fuck. Let me guess, your mouth starts to water when you are watching a blowjob scene?

>>216002331
these are the best jokes on this site tbqh

>>216006631
what has frailty got to do with anything? very strange response, yet predictable, a personal attack implying physical weakness followed by a non sequitur implying homosexuality, which of the following statements is more evocative of female power, 'man on top', 'woman on top'? i dare you to pretend not to know the correct answer

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This show is so ass

sex scenes are lame owing to malicious compliance to tick a box. Some non-erotic doofus is swiftly mounted outta left-field because unexpected girlpowa. I get doing the mounting move to show tits but it's never for bouncing the tits well, it's always just another uninspired feminist sex scene trying to make people wish for less sex on screen.

>>216007330
>women are equally as neuro-divergent as virgin men and overlap in all challenges and sufferings as well as their own
Such is the fake culture being pushed for a hundred years.
Femmes can't celibate involuntary unless alone at sea in a life raft, even then the dolphins will offer to rape her and she will have to rebuff them too.

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>>216007613
omg dude start a podcast

>>216002331
next time your wife has her bf over ask to watch

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>>216007514
nigger enjoy the sex scene or skip it, it's not that deep, this is HBO not Criterion.

>>216002932
It really is like that. I don't even feel like doing all that wild shit I used to do.

>>216002331
>all of these replies
they don't know what happens, do they

>>216003420

Once a bunch of girls accosted me in the street, beat me up and took turns peeing on me, it's not enjoyable

Does she show her tits in this?

>>216008035
1st episode

>>216008035
https://www.aznude.com/view/movie/i/ilovela.html
sad

>>216008208
Gross

>>216002833
HAHA anon, you're confused! It's an earthquake happening at the same time! LMAO that sure is a silly mistake!

>>216002298
humble brag faggot

i am so god damn sick of hearing about LA
imagine you live in LA, you have the opportunity to make your own tv show, and you make ANOTHER show about LA. sociopath level narcissism

>>216002331
truth nuke

yeah can't even talk about good hbo shows or treat it as respectable art it's just slop

>>216002093
is that peeta?

>>216009250
Peeta Griffin?

>>216002331
anon...