Why has no Dean Koontz book ever been adapted to film. Is it because of the hair?
>>216002149I watched a Koontz movie where Dr. Cox from scrubs kidnaps a lady and keeps her in a cellar in his cabin.
>>216002184No successful* adaptions
>>216002149Ayo Phantoms was da bomb!Also stranger things season 3 basically stole the best part of the season from "Midnight".
>>216002149Which one is dean koontz
Hey Kingsy, it's me!I see you've got a lot of iconic imagery in your books! I don't know anything about that!Me, I take the bus!
Oh my God! I ran over Stephen King!
>>216002759On the right, as soon as he got the Justin Beiber wig he was never the same.
>>216002801>>216002783Why the hate, did he endorse Trump or something?
>>216002335It's funny because I always thought Stranger Things S1 was very close to this.It's so specifically on the nose to have>two genetically engineered monsters escape from a government lab; one normal looking and kindhearted, the other a carnivorous hunched beast; but they have a mysterious psychic connection to each other
>>216002149Googled him and it’s impressive that he’s somehow managed to look like a serial killer at every point in his life despite radically changing appearance a number of times
>>216003131Similar vibe too
>>216003044>wigit's a hair system
>>216003131stranger things doesn't have a heckin telepathic doggo though.
>>216003328It has demidogs
>>216003287His good guys are always incredibly bland and one dimensional. His bad guys are usually serial killer types and are the only characters he writes that actually feel like real people. So if he's not a killer himself, he's definitely fighting the urges.
>>216003328Eleven is functionally the dogIt was a talking dog with psychic powers anyway so that counts
>>216003124The Robot Chicken bit is actually dead on about his writing. He can't write for shit, he doesn't seem to be capable of creating striking imagery or influencing the reader into imagining it. He just sort of writes bullshit. The closest he ever got was the psychic talking dog in Watchers, but even that is just a golden retriever.
>>216003409This is not true. I read Strangers, Servants of Twilight, and Watchers on a cross country road trip. His stuff is wonderful to read when you are laying in your car at night at a deserted rest area.
In an alternate-timeline, I successfully adapted Dark Rivers of the Heart in 1999. It was not only an enormous commercial success, but also won 7 Academy Awards including Best Picture.
>>216003409>Robot Chicken>relevant>everFUCKING. LOL.
>>216002149Wasn't odd thomas made into a movie?Edit: yeah it was
>>216003328john dies at the end does!anyway
>>216003409Twilight eyes was a good book and I will die on that hill.
>>216004186? It's just a silly parody show anon, no need to be upset
>>216003614Anything is great to read when you are huddled in fear in your 98 Honda civic praying some serial killer doesn't core out your bussy and make a skin suit out of you. Shit taste plebe.
>>216003131This was a movie starring Corey Haim, the sequel had the beastmaster guy. And I think there was a third one.
