It's a single-celled protein combined with synthetic aminos, vitamins and minerals. Everything the body needs.
>>216002517>But I just ordered!
What will be her reaction once the hivemind forces her to eat this? Yup, this is now a Pluribus thread.
>>216002569kekfounderposting always slaps
>>216002517Id eat this slop up every day if i could drain my balls all day into 1998 carrie anne moss dressed in a leather bodysuit…. Mr anderson…
If I were the robots, I would agree to let people live on the surface again if humans agree to be monitored (so as not to rise against the machines). They can have autonomy, stay in a single hospitable area, are free to develop within reason. The machines can easily undo the smokescreen in the sky as a sign of good faith and in the future potentially allow for more growth if the humans are able to behave. They cannot develop weaponry of any kind. If the humans rise up, simply put them down again.
was matrix steak so much better than construct steak?
>>216002606They use humans as batteriesWhy not just use dogs or something instead and kill all the humans Why not chimpanzeesWhy not cats or gorillasI'd like to see a gorilla escape the matrix
>>216002588Okay, I know it's his waifu but why does Vince think he can turn a 55 year old into a movie star? She was getting on even in BCS but was saved by her cute smile. In a few years she's going to be 60 fucking years old
>>216002517>single-celled proteinA single celled molecule? That doesn't make sense.
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>>216002517It looks like oats with milk. I used to eat worse stuff when I was a gymcel. I remember holding my vomit for 5 minutes and still pushing terrible food down my throat because I wanted to make it. I remember thinking about my oneitis and Clarence Kennedy while I did it.
>>216003588Wow. Was it worth it?
>>216002658>I'd like to see a gorilla escape the matrixTweet this at Joe Rogan he'll give you $100 million to make the film
>>216002517it mustbe taken the actor a gorillion takes to get these lines and theys till sound awful
>>216002517but does it have the electrolytes that plants crave?
i bet it tastes like chicken
>>216003326Always bothered my tism. Also Protein AND aminos? We all learned in school that proteins are broken down into amino acids, why mix them together? What about fat? Can't make cell membranes without fat.
>>216003326>>216006094it's actually called that thohttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Single-cell_protein
>>216002517>It's just rice and corn slop
>>216003588What the fuck were you eating because I guarantee it wasn't helping you with gains if you were vomiting eating it
>>216006241It's a mental thing probably, he doesn't like his greens.
>>216006254Reading it again and you're probably right. I was thinking it was something esoteric, turns out he's just an american
>>216003398fucker got me
If there were ready-to-eat slop cubes that gave you a balanced amount of nutrients without cooking, I would consoom them every day.
>>216006470>The DotA bites
>>216002517Looks like oatmeal
>>216006470I don't understand and thus don't like people who dont get enjoyment out of eating food
>>216002517it doesn't have everything the body needs... doesn't have any steak in it, no garlic butter, not even a blunt... fuckin bowl of snot! where the fuck is that agent smith?
>>216002517single-celled protein combined with synthetic aminos, vitamins and minerals, por favor
I LOVE CUMTHANKS
>>216006470Ok Ster
>>216002517I saw someone say in the original script the robots were using humans as processors/memory cards and that shit makes so much more sense than the batteries stuff
>>216002517Couldn't they make it look less like baby sick?
>>216006563Enjoyment out of eating food is nothing more than an evolutionary mechanism meant to steer you into eating nutritious foods and avoiding poison. It's not the goal, it's means to an end. This works perfectly fine in nature, but the artifical food of today disrupts this system with supernormal stimuli, food that is too tasty despite being nutritionally void or detrimental. The point of food is to be nutritious, not tasty. To care about taste over nutrition is to put instincts before intelligence.
>>216002517Love oatmeal and congee so I would enjoy this
>>216007412Misteeer Hesus.
>>216002658Because it goes beyond the functionality as batteries, the machines have a grudge towards humans.
>>216002658The machines need both the human body's thermal energy AND the human mind's processing power.
>>216002517Is that... oatmeal and cum!? Give me one NOW!
>>216002517>single-celled proteinwhat did they mean by this?
A lean cut of steak, some eggs, and greens is one of the most nutrient dense meals you could have. Let me stay plugged in
>>216008060HOLD THE OATMEAL AND PUT IN SOME ROCKSACTUAL ROCKS
