Who should play Indiana Jones in the "Full Reboot"? I think Gal Godot would be a good pick.
>>216003112Otom Shank
isnt the idea of a white artifact looting architect pretty problematic in the modern era?
>>216003112a black lesbian, duh
What would happen if people stopped spending money on anything but the bare minimum of food? Like a total world boycott
>>216003150he loots all colors of artifacts you idiot
>>216003150>architect
>>216003166Everyone not a farmer would lose their jobs.
Raiders > Temple > Crusade > Skull
>>216003112Why can't they just make a new adventure series with their black, LGBTQ+ girlboss character?
>>216003236There are 5 films, retard.
>>216003112>James Bond's on-screen death has left the writers tasked with reviving him battling what insiders tell RadarOnline.com is a "huge creative headache," with questions mounting over how Amazon MGM Studios can bring the legendary spy back to life.>The problem stems from No Time to Die, the 2021 film in which Daniel Craig, now 57, bowed out after his Bond was poisoned by nanobots and killed in a missile strike – the first time the secret agent had been shown dying in the franchise's six-decade history.>It was a twist hailed as bold at the time, but has now become a thorn in the side of the new creative team, led by Peaky Blinders creator Steven Knight.>A source close to the production claimed: "Writers are tearing their hair out. Bond didn't just vanish off a cliff or fake his death – he was blown to pieces on screen. Everyone agrees it was a massive mistake because Bond is supposed to be eternal. They are now stuck trying to find a believable way to resurrect him, and it is proving almost impossible.">Anthony Horowitz, the novelist commissioned by the Ian Fleming estate to write three official 007 books, echoed the concern.>He said: "The last time we saw Bond, he was poisoned and blown to smithereens – how will they get past the fact he is dead with a capital D? I think that was a mistake, because Bond is a legend. He belongs to everybody, he is eternal – except in that film. If I was asked tomorrow to write the script, I wouldn't be able to do it. Where would you start? You can't have him waking up in the shower and saying it was all a dream."Many such cases
>>216003377Wrong.
>>216003377>no Spielberg>no LucasFan fiction doesn't count.
can't they just legally dissolve this company already?
Put a chick in it. Make her lame and gay
>>216003380Don't these retarded writers know what a reboot is? Do they think Craig's Bond was literally the same character as Connery's Bond?
>>216003112They’ll keep Indiana Jones a white man, but he’ll be a part of a team of adventurers where he is the only white man.
>>216003415make sure she tells the audience how badass she is because she's a woman and anything a man can do, she can do better. Don't forget to have her wrapping her legs around a guys neck and spinning around throwing him 10 feet as she lands on the ground looking super cool in high heels and then flipping her hair back without cleavage showing.
>>216003415Make her two gay
Hmm endless choices. Gay? Black? Gay and black?
>>216003112Everything Disney touches in our modern day turns to garbage. But at this point I just appreciate everything we got in the 80’s. Don’t really care about their fanfiction. And I don’t acknowledge its existence.
David Gandy
>>216003405>Noooo it has to be kike approvedIf it is Ford, it is Indy. Simple As.
>>216003112It’s all so tiresome…Save me mein fuhrer…
>>216003166The gdp would go down :(((((Women are the biggest spenders and can be influenced the most by consumerism and propaganda)
>Indiana Meets a woman tied up.>Urm...Indiana Jones? You don't know about these people, well, I do.>Steals a knife from Jones. Gets out.>Kill big nazimen.>URmmm, Indie? You don't know where these traps are? I do.>Indie falls down snake hole. She saves him>URRRRMMM, INDY. YOU KNOW YOU CAN'T RAID THIS TREASURE RIGHT? I DO. I'm VERY forward-thinking 1930s woman, ya see!>Look at us, Indie! We're the Induo! A pair!
>>216003652>only has to be the right jew in the part, fuck the people who wrote or directed the classicsGood goy.
The dark skeleton from wicked.
Hahaha, they don't want to just hand it off to Phoebe? Everyone loved her so much in compass
disney was only good when vogler was there. just like star wars was only good when campbell was there.
>>216003112Leslie Jones
>>216003112I bet you they're doing this as an excuse to regurgitate the whole "nazis bad, never forget the holocaust" narrative to new generations as endless leverage over the publicFortunately these movies will 100% suck so they won't have any real popularity or anti-White influence they're aiming for
>>216003751Check out the footage of her playing (mocking) christ in her latest musical. We need to start doing mass casualty events for anyone that uses art to poison the culture and destroy the health of society.
>>216003112Lefties are feeling emboldened recently with Epstein stuff so I hope they make this as woke as possible. Time to quadruple down.
>>216003285The intent is to ruin Indiana Jones. They hate trannies and all this shit as much as we do, they promote it because it’s all around destructive.
>>216003236Crusade is better than Temple
>>216003112as an american I hope they cast a Black man
>>216003112who cares. I never watched the last two. Cast a fucking tree for all I care
>>216003779Based
Anyone have the webm of this stunning and brave lady?
>>216003442We should all be able to agree that having guys called James Bond with the codename 007 in different time periods played by different actors is an acceptable suspension of disbelief lmao
>>216003150There is this awful comic book about a bunch of black kids that steal african artifacts from musems and take them back to Africa. Disney will take "bold" directions like that, mark my words.
>>216003380Not being able to use the chinese as the bad guys because it instantly kills its box office is so retarded, movies don't make money anywhere else but in the retarded bugman land who seem to be more consoomerist than western cucks
>>216004433>released after Black Panther, where the villain intends to do the same thingHmmm
The mummy did Indiana Jones + cgi correctly the problem is they had trouble spinning it off into different ancient studies
>>216003112Idris Elba
>>216003112Who's the miserable cunt with the giant birth defect on her face? She's totally relatable to modern audiences. She should play Indy!
>>216003773>just like star wars was only good when campbell was there.
>>216003141He's more of a Brian Denehey type.
>>216003112I don't remember a single thing about the newest movie at all. I did see it, I just can't remember anything that happened besides Indy going to ancient Rome at the end and even then I don't know what actually happened there. The whole movie is just a blank in my mind. There's nothing. It's a nonentity.
i think it should be me
>>216003150they'll update it for the urban demo
>>216003503You forgot to give her a special supersonic bond megaphone that allows her to kill or disable men by screaming at them
>>216003112Just keep making games like The Great Circle.Seriously it's the best thing to come from the property in decades.
Wasn't the Fleabag lady supposed to writing scripts for Disney? What happened there?
>>216004865i think she just pocketed 20 million dollars and produced nothing
>>216004871Clever girl.
That makes it official BondSlop.
>>216003112Pierce Brosnan
>>216003150It's a jewish power fantasy series, it will be fine
>>216003236no one asked
>>216004871The entirety of Indiana Jones 5 appeared to be a money laundering scheme
>>216004433There is also a game comibg out with that plot too
>>216003112What about that skinny Jewish kid out of Dune?
>>216003150Its gonna be a black man stealing it back from evil wyipop
>>216003150Its okay when they do it.
>>216004433>african artifacts from museums and take them back to AfricaLook up what happened to the famous, oh-so-amazing Benin Bronzes that were "repatriated to the mother country". You'll never guess, it will comes as a complete surprise!Archeology can only function in a White Supremacist world, sad but true. The Asians try, but their retarded Face culture retards them, hyper-nationalism too. Yeah, yeah nationalism good, but this would be like England denying any of their population (especially aristos) has roots in France, completely ahistorical nonsense.
>>216003166Governments would drop any pretense and send their lapdogs to get you locked up by force to turn you into a free income source
>>216003112The Indiana Jones series needs to cool down for a while. Wait until Harrison Ford goes. As long as he is alive, the general public may not buy a new actor as Dr. Henry Walton "Indiana" Jones, Jr. It seems that they have had a couple of chances to introduce successors to Indy, but neither of the two attempts in the latest couple of movies produced worthy fruits. When the time is right, the Indiana Jones series may be able to get restarted to a 1920s or 1930s time period setting, rather than taking it up into the 1970s and beyond. Leave the more recent decades to James Bond, in my opinion. Come to think of it, maybe the Indiana Jones series should just be left alone.
>>216003150Not particularly, noEspecially if you want people to go see it
>>216003380It’s shocking they haven’t tried time travel, alternate timelines, Bond was just a clone, it was just a dream, Bond is stuck in a time loop, Bond was actually a robot and the real thing was sipping drinks on a beach, etc.
>>216003112Reboot of star wars is next
>>216003150Even if they go with a white man, the chance of a reboot catching on are very lowWith a woman or minority, it's 0%
>>216005976>Dr. Henry Walton "Indiana" Jones, Jrcalling a movie character by their full Christian name is the gayest thing I've ever seen on this subreddit and you're already only one click away from /lgbt/
>>216003112Lizzo
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>>216003112Hope it has similar energy and outcomes as female ghostbusters and nu star wars
>>216003166Civilization regresses back to feudal society.
>>216006412The fact that so many people in the west watched this shit makes me lose all the remaining hope for our future.
>>216003112>I think Gal Godot would be a good pick.Kal-El, no.
>>216003150Uh he punches Nazis dude
>>216003160If it's not a WOC, BWOC, or BLWOC we riot.
>>216003150Indiana Jones hands the ancient African artifact to the national museum of Ngubuland. The director of the museum immediately sells it to a private collector and buys a new Mercedes. Indiana Jones is called a racist colonizer by the media
>next time on old dude with a funny hat: time-traveling ancient alien nazis from the dark side of the moon!>archaeology? what the fuck is that?>btw every pajeet in this film has a PhD and every woman actually has a penis, we're just advanced like that
>>216005820Actually I know, I argued with some woke people about it when this comic was released. They went into a ragefit because no woketard can accept that 1) most of these artifacts were given as gifts, bought or simple taken because nobody in those "noble cultures" cared about the past until it was lucrative which leads to 2) once they get their things back they simply sold to private collectors for quick cash.
>>216004113Temple sucks because it was filmed entirely on a soundstage. They couldn't even get into India to do location shooting.
>>216003112Shia Laebouf.
>>216003380This seems insane to me. I always assumed it was a different guy who just got the name "James Bond" and the code "007" as part of the uniform/position in the secret service? James Bond is like the most episodic movie format with zero connective tissue you could ask for!
>>216012249>I always assumed it was a different guy who just got the name "James Bond" and the code "007"This is fan canon, which is always better than anything the official shit is. Yes, they fucked pretty bad with the last Bond. For me Connery was great with some good and some ok movies, Moore was an ok Bond that worked for the time and had some pretty fun movies and others pretty bad - they went too long with him, to the point he had to ask to be retired. Dalton was good but they gave him bad movies, same with Brosnan, he was actually great, probably had potential to be equal or better than Connery, but his movies are all dogshit. Craig was a bad choice from the start but Martin Campbell somehow used his last movie magic and made Casino Royale work. After that we got the worst series of movies with the worst Bond I've ever seen.Let this shit rest for 5-10 years, the world doesn't need another Bond right now.
>>216003112>but indy, why are we rerouting to palestine?
>>216003112You know you're dealing with cultural parasites when they're incapable of coming up with anything new under a theory that they must replace all that has been done. >>216003150Yep. It's considered "White supermacy colonialism" to hunt for treasures and artifacts that the world either lost or didn't know about at all. But the remake won't be about that. It'll be another reminder about how thanks to Nazis ALL White people are bad and evil and stuff.
