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>marketed as “OMG SANTA SAYS BAD WORDS AND DRINKS WITH WACKY MIDGET”
>movie is actually about a completely broken alcoholic criminal on the edge of suicide that finds meaning in his life from a lovable goofy optimistic fat kid
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Le reddit midwit slop for zoomers
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>>216004535
Okay
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>>216004535
Are you able to form sentences using real words?
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R.I.P. Bernie Mac
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america... y'a'll got a misery porn issue
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it's edgy for a christmas movie thoughbeit
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>>216004592
This isn’t misery porn, he becomes a better man. It’s uplifting in its own way.
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>>216004605
yeah because the most heartwarming scene is the kid walking in on his suicide attempt, handing him his letter to the cops about what they did, only to see his black eye and go beat the shit out of the teenagers that bully the kid
https://youtu.be/qvdzOmt4vVc
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>>216004592
Okay?
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>>216004526
Will cute Jewish women really fuck you on the spot if you dress up as Santa?
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i never watched bad santa 2 because without zwigoff it might just be raunchy santa and nothing more
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>>216004720
Totally forgot about that scene, this movie was actually kinda kino
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>>216005056
yeah it sucked, old thurman merman was funny. If Christina Hendricks got her huge tits out it might have been better. But it doesn’t hold a candle to the original, it was basically just a typical raunchy comedy
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>>216004526
Why did Billy Bob get to live and Bernie Mac and John Ritter die?
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>>216004535
You’re just a god damn little bitch
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>>216004526
I had a mental break seeing this for the first time. Like looking into a mirror.
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>>216004526
This was degenerate Christ hating pornographic Jewish filth. You're a pathetic wallmart sharting goy if you see any value in this filth.

Fuck off.
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fun flick
also the mom from gilmore girls is hot
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>>216005496
It’s about a complete retard finding the glory of christ through a lovable fat kid
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>>216004526
bernie mac died too soon
Did you know there was a conspiracy theory when he died at the same time as a bunch of other actors that they were working on a documentary exposing hollywood or something
He was poisoned iirc
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>>216005041
No. It's religious subversion yet again.
See >>216005496
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>>216004535
But "le" is reddit. It came from there. If you're going to make fun of them don't use their own language lest you look like one.
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>>216005496
lol, you're an angry bitter incel. Even your 'christ' doesn't love you, faggot.
>jews jews jews
Get a fucking life, lardass.
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It's directed by the guy that made Crumb so it's not that surprising
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>>216005672
Yeah sorry I don't enjoy your epic "Christmas movie" about anal sex. You're a sad slop consuming retard.
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>>216004526
He also says bad words and drinks with a whacky midget
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xtina hendricks gets banged behind a dumpster in this one or the 2nd one, i forget. hot scene.
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Its kino desu
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>>216005122
Life is random, Anon. Just gotta play your hand as best as you can. Good luck, and I have faith in you.
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>>216004535
what, are you my mother now? you shat me outta your womb?
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>>216005655
nigga we le post post-irony now
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>>216004535
Bad Santa is peak millenialslop

>what if le santa was le alcoholic and had le trashy sex!
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>>216006214
It does play out like an average Robot Chicken episode
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>>216006214
That is boomer humor, not millrnnials. It was written by Gen X or boomer adjacent Xers. Look up Kentucky Fried Movie for reference. Millennials were 20-somethings and teenagers by 2004/5.
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>>216006370
Pardon my fat retard fingers and misspelling.
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Most of the people ITT haven't seen the movie. Why do you even post on /tv/?
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Did any of you jerkoffs complaining about the movie even watch the movie?

There's a fair number of heinous scenes and then it ends on the most hopeful and optimistic note possible, like it makes fun of itself for being edgy. In fact it goes right back to Scrooge with "what if a terrible fucking person can have an epiphany on Christmas" although Billy Bob doesn't get to time travel
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>>216004526
This is one of those films you don’t truly “get” until you’re much older. I watch it and the sequel every year and feel like I relate to something new every time.
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>>216006403
I'M ON MY FUCKIN' LUNCH BREAK
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>>216006003
>>216005103
>>216006436
A lot of sequels roll back everything the heroes accomplished (Force Awakens anyone) but Bad Santa 2 is especially bitter because of how far Willie came in the first one. In fact it's realistic that a guy like him would fuck his life up all over again but it ruins the Christmas miracle.
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>>216005056
I can tell you, Bad Santa is my favorite Christmas movie but the sequel is seriously one of the worst things I've ever watched
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>>216005496
You're not even a Christian you retard (you're a contrarian who is only "Christian" because it's the unpopular option) and the entire point of the film is that Christmas brings out the best in people who are otherwise complete and utter faggots
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>>216005902
do /pol/faggots like you even enjoy anything besides incessantly whine about jews and niggers?
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>>216006429
>although Billy Bob doesn't get to time travel
God forbid, that’s a lot of Halle Berry’s he’d have to have unprotected sex with
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>>216005056
>>216005103
>>216006003
>>216006491
I do like 2 cause it has some good moments in it and 1 does do a good job balancing being dark and funny. Some of it like the freak outs do feel akward to watch though which it’s supposed to
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>>216007694
>fucking spic!
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>>216004526
Willy’s monologue at the start instantly lets you know you’re watching kino.

>>216005056
It’s awful.
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Lorelai was so hot!
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>>216006767
I enjoy older things from better times.
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>>216008968
like what?
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>>216004535
Zoomers dont even know who billie bob thornton is
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>>216004526
my gf really hated it for how vulgar it is
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>>216009020
Is she christian or something?
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>>216004526
More Jewish movies pissing over Christianity. Nice.
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>>216009048
nah she didn't like all the piss shit fart anal jokes(not american)
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>>216004535
Not to mention it’s leftist wokeslop.
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>>216004592
Yeah sure, now go watch the average euro movie where some guy with cancer spends his last days fighting to save his favorite park only for it to get paved over
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>>216009073
???
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>>216009073
>NOOOO YOU CANT JOKE ABOUT CHRISTMAS OR YOU'RE JEWISH REEEE

Imagine if santas slay crashed into pakistan and all the pakis start raping the reindeer kek
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>>216004526
one of my favorite christmas movies to watch with the family
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>>216004535
That movie was made before majority of zoomers were even sired
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>>216009094
how so fag
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>>216009094
>Movie that makes half of its jokes about a black midget
>The next in line are jokes about sleazy Asians
>WOKE!
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Why do americans pretend their 'christmas' and santa claus has anything to do with religion?
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like bro when's the last time you went to mass/liturgy for christmas lmao
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>>216009488
take a lap around the box, fag.
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Several times I've put this on thinking it would be funny but then shut it off half way through cuz it's depressing as fuck
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>>216009488
Because it does. Mostly just a tradition though
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>>216004526
There is a good moral center to that movie. As Bas as Billy Bob Thortons character is he is not an evil person and is able to be redeemed. The black midget on the other hand was pure evil.
If the movie were made today I don't think they would have had such a clear distinction and would have probably tried to make the evil midget misunderstand and not really evil despite his actions.
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>>216009556
lil guy wasn't pure evil, maybe neutral evil at best, at least before the end.
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>>216004581
RIP John Ritter
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>>216004535
This is exactly how reddit fags talk.
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>>216005655
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I like this movie.
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>>216004526
The sequel has Christina Hendricks repeating the phrase "fuck me Santa" which is a fetish I didn't know I had.



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