Just saw To Catch a Predator: Badlands, why does Hollywood want to turn everything into family friendly capeshit
>>216004666The woke writers they hire have no life experience and were raised watching MCU, so that's all they know how to write.
>everything I don't like is "capeshit"
>>216004740Did you even fucking watch it??? >zero survival horror aspect- hardly any suspense>focuses too much on cringe Yautja culture that makes it feel like some nerd's DnD campaign>the dialogue from Thia is pure "make it dark, make it gritty, but for the love of god tell a joke!" inspired cringe
>>216004789also i almost forgot about the dumb animal sidekick that literally had no reason to even be a thing
>>216004789I think retards on /tv/ learning Internet slang and applying it to miscellaneous things is as cringe as your dad doing a dab
>>216005375I think you're a disingenuous gaylord and need to beaten with a hammer
>>216005445see? cringe
>>216004666I'd watch it if the Yautja looked as good as in all the fan art and not like a retard.
>>216005458He's supposed to look weird. He's the runt of his clan
>>216005450OK so you didnt watch it
>>216005502I refuse to meet you on the field of /tv/ culture and use terms you recently learned like capeshit because you yearn to feel included with a hivemind of internet degenerates. be original. be yourself. unless, of course, (You) are a simpleton who sincerely cannot think for yourself and genuinely need to rely on /tv/ slang to fully communicate your thoughts. these are called NPCs. shop keepers. those who cannot speak beyond the preprogrammed dialogue branch provided by your limited individuality. which is exactly as cringe as your dad doing a dab
>>216005581I accept your concession of defeat, you are DISMISSED.
I am not watching Predator Romulus.
>>216005637if everything is capeshit, nothing is
>>216005445So fucking based. Post of the year, even.
>>216005489I think by now, people realize this was the intent, the point is people are saying that they don't like the intent. If I'm watching a Predator movie, I want to see a badass space ninja turning roided-out bodybuilders in to pink mist. Watching the retard Predator try not to kill himself because his mommy forgot to pack his retard helmet, doesn't appeal to me at all. Make some standalone Oscar bait movie if you want to "explore" the "humanity" of some poor stunted alien, so normal people can know to ignore it without further research.
>>216005787He literally fights and kills giant aliens and robots tho?
>>216005787PG-13 movie, so he can't turn body builders into pink mist. Youre gonna have to deal with robots and Monster Hunter bosses.
>>216005822Oh wowee zowie, that changes everything, that's just like in muh hecking Marvel movies! What member of The Avengers do you guys think that Retard Predator would be???
>>216005787>nooooooo how dare the ninth feature film in a series have something different than the first one
>>216005881we are talking about the character who has already starred in not one, but two official crossover films?
>>216005881I don't recall none of the robots in Marvel movies being like thr Synths.If you wanna see actual humans get bored tho, the movie would be mostly the same but with an R rating
>>216004803>that literally had no reason to even be a thingExcept a key aspect of the movie is based on the animal and its connection to another central character. Are you trolling or just really dumb?
>>216005979His goal was to kill it, adopt it you cock goblin
>>216004789>cringe cultureIt's them hunting and proving themselves? A lot of warrior cultures already have this no?>tell a jokeIt's been long time since I saw an MCU film but I recall a common critique is that it kills the tone in serious events. Her jokes are only done during fighting scenes.I agree with the lack of suspense >>216004803That annoyed me too but I'm willing to look past it if it grows into an adult in the future
>>216005581>didnt watch it>called out>types a whole paragraph to dodge accusationHarry Pottery
>>216006010>fighting scenes are not serious events???
>>216005988Try that again but in legible English, dumbass. My earlier post still stands. I'm just going to assume you didn't watch the movie.
>>216005924Shills and retards always try to reframe this way, you criticize a specific change and suddenly it's "You just hate all change!". Make better changes and people won't care, or will even like them. It's not the change that people have a problem with, it's the abject retardation of modern writers. I will not watch black Severus Snape and I will not watch Retard Predator.
>>216005924I can’t wait for the next Terminator film where a robot from the future is sent back to stop John Connor bringing shot on that beach and then spends 90 minutes throwing around the ol’ football, helping him with homework, then tucking him into bed with a kiss on the forehead. Retard.
>>216006010>Her jokes are only done during fighting scenesNo they're not.
>>216006042I'm thinking more of scenes where characters either die or having a stunning revelation, or a final fight with a major character. Not pawns
>>216005988>*not adopt it you cock goblinmistype, get the fuck over yourself my point still stands>>216006045
>>216006063Thats basically what T2 was
>>216006063T2 was very different compared to the original Terminator tho
>>216005787They went too far on making him a runt. The actor is practically smaller than Elle
>>216006079I inferred what your sausage fingers were trying to type. See>>216006045Don't comment on movies you clearly didn't watch if you're confused about a specific character whose reason for being there was clearly showcased.
>>216006106She's wearing heels there and she's rather tall for a woman too
>>216006106He's obviously shorter than her when the camera on her, but then magically taller once they switch vantage points. What's this clip even from?
>>216006170I think the guy just hunched over then straightened his posture.It's from her insta
>>216006029no way, a WHOLE paragraph?!?!
because it makes money.
>>216004666>get younger audience into a family friendly version of Predator>resell the original to them when they're older
>>216006279this, they want to sell the same thing to a new audience of retards
>>216006279looks like not enough
>>216006733Who is this and why should I care
>>216005489Don't give me that bullshit brother, it's just a subpar costume.
>>216004666calm down, satan
>>216006279How long before we can officially say that this movie was a flop?
>>216009695after Disney stops bumping its astroturf threads. the 2nd weekend falloff is -68.2% btw
Movie was amazing and conected with the younger generation. There's no point in catering to old fans since they are probably old and gonna die. We need new fans, to carry on the franchise.
>>216006733>>216007037or watch the little platoon and learn why its shit
>>216006063Okay, hear me out: this, but they send back a black Terminator.
>>216004666sequels, extended universe and toy products = $$$$$$
>>216010002Still only boomers went to watch it even though drek is a non-binary pussy and a woman lectures lmaoo
>>216010002it was a great movie about evil robots and murderous aliens coming to understand the power of friendship
>>216007037Just another chud. Him, Synthetic Man adn Despot of Antrim are the only movie critics you ever need to watch.
>>216005489>it's bad on purpose!
>>216004666It's a decent movie but it's a shit predator movie if that makes sense.
>>216010002>Movie was amazing and conected with the younger generation.Things that didn't happen, kek
>>216005458it looks a lot better on screen, i think the pics online are without cgi or something. it was a pretty good fun romp if you don't give a shit about lore or adult suspense.
>>216011226If you don't give a shit about adult suspense you are a child.If you don't give a shit about IP's identity you are mindless consumer.The movie is shit
>>216011306it's a movie for entertainment. pew pew aliens and shit. taking it seriously is for arty gigafaggots.
>>216004789"capeshit" means superhero movies you stupid zoomer NEGRO
>>216005489yautja runts look like humans in really bad costumes?
>>216005445based, ma nig... based
>>216005489>tfw you realize "runt" is going to be the new zoomer buzzword
>>216011329Any movie that require you to turn off your brain to enjoy it is objectively badIt's also true for all media
>>216011969it's literally the point. if you want intellectual stimulation go do some math or research or something. consuming media to make yourself feel smart is dumb.
>>216011213>It's a decent movieNope. It's garbage and slop in every sense of the word. Funny how all the shills are now relegated to saying this, as if they all got the same general order. How odd!
>>216011453You are obsessed.
