>seinfeld if it was casted today
>>216004881Enough of the AI shit, man.
no, it would just be Adam, Nick, Stav and Dasha
Elaine would be fatter and browner
>>216004881>Henry is getting FRUSTRATEDOkay OP I will watch your show
chadwashing
>>216004881>elaine is the same square jawed uggolmoa
>>216004881Why is she not a Botox bbl bimbo?Inaccurate. Rape yourself op.
>>216005021>Elaine>UgoSurely you jest.
>>216004906Cope, unc
>>216004908Those arent jews
>>216004906Kneel down bitch
>>216004881
>>216004881>casted
>>216004881Elaine would be 4'11" tattooed and pudgy and unattainable for men making under $250k
>>216005486People who deliberately use nigger speak should be lined up and executed.
>>216005021That was the point right, whoever made the pic thinks Elaine is so hot they wouldn't have to change a thing.
>>216004881Casted is not the word. It's *cast*. Fucking retard.
>>216005021>uggoGet OUT!
>>216005491Don't need to be. Only Jerry was even Jewish in the show and it wasn't relevant to 95% of the episodes. You jew-obsessed people are really off-base with everything. What happened to you? Who got ahold of you and made you think like that?
>>216005706Reminder yourself this the next time you say based.
>>216005750i thought she's margaret qualley mother
What chad things would they joke about?
>>216005514b-b-based
>>216005514Their child will be the new Aurelian.
>Elaineoooohhh sweet mama
>>216006838That's Andie MacDowell
>>216007450>>216007508Meanwhile in reality they had to reschedule their upcoming botox appointment and flee the country.
>>216007435>Jerry! Have you seen this?>That looks like it belongs in a dollhouse.>Exactly! They've invented small water bottles, Jerry! Small water bottles!>What's wrong with a small water bottle?>Jerry... A water bottle is supposed to be a committment. This says, "I'm done in three sips and I have no ambition.">Maybe people want something portable?>Jerry, this is too portable! I lost it twice on the way over there!>*in walks George*>Have you guys seen these? I bought a whole pack. I don't know why, but I feel... duped!>Duped! Yes! Thank you, George.>Can I return these?>Only if you can find them!
>>216007435Cutting the wire surrounding Manhattan that allows the jews to get around their Sabbath rules
>>216004881where is the token brown?
>>216005767>y-you’re jew obsessed So why did they cast all jews if Jerry was the only character who was supposed to be jewish?
>>216007662jews always play white people
>>216007662Michael Richards isn't Jewish, and Julia is only like, vaguely Jewish. Jason is the only full blown Jew in the cast besides Jerry, and I'm pretty sure George's family was actually Italian-Jewish. They leaned more into the Italian side on the show, but on wiki it says his mother was Jewish.
>>216007662Because comedians and actors are disproportionately Jewish
>>216004881Are you fucking retarded? Modern actors are ugly and disgusting beyond belief. They're literally dysgenic manchildren with zero testosterone.That shit looks like the casting for the average low budget TV show in the 80s or 90s.
>>216005514Why is he dating that ugly chink thing? He can do much better.
>>216007988why this gay anon coming in here seething?relax lil bro
>>216008007Why don't you learn English if you're going to be shitposting, you brown faggot?
>>216008007Shut the fuck up
>>216008024>>216008055>retard got mad twiceIt's just the internet. Relax.
bussin fr fr, Jerry, bussin fr fr
