I heard someone say that they never actually said this. I never had the motivation to rewatch the series so I can't confirm it.

kisame....
so do you reproduce asexually or....?

I wish I was funny and didnt come off like a dick.

>>216006163
being a dick is often funny just look at popular comedians since the late 90s, Daniel Tosh is one of my favorites

>>216006194
Not when people actually think youre being a dick and in a non funny way.

>>216006194
based, tosh is fucking hilarious

Literally all you need to do to be funny is punch up. You can never, EVER get in trouble no matter what you say as long as its directed at moron billionaires and such. Even sweeter, is how easy of targets they are.

>>216006389
its called nuance, I used to be the dick friend that eventually triggered people to a lasting degree, over time I earned my place and remained a funny asshole and learned who my real friends are, unfortunately maintaining friendships as an adult is hard so I only really have 2 and I only talk to one of them often. But thats less because I'm an asshole and more because landing lasting male friendships as you reach your 30s is like getting a winning lotto tick. But at least I still have my humor.

>>216006465
Punching down is so much funnier 9/10 times. Not to say you shouldn't punch up but I'm way more likely to laugh my ass off at someone punching down than vice versa, I love a good heated comedic rant about some poor helpless group

>>216006114
ayo why kisame got them crazy eyes like he bout to lace up and throw down 5 hoops rn?

>>216006528
nigga looks like shark week

>>216006147
I watched it couple months ago. He actually says it.

>>216006163
Sometimes the only thing I can think to say is the exact wrong thing to say. But I have to do it anyway. Someday someone will think you are funny and in that moment you will know you found a bro.